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The transcripts for the 2003 Summer Poké Battles Tournament will be posted shortly.  My humble apologies for allowing past tournaments to not be posted here.  Some truly classic battles haven't been posted on these neglected pages.  If you haven't seen it yet, check out the Narrator's Guide to Winning.  This was previously posted as an RTF but wasn't actually linked to from any place on the site, so I went ahead and brewed an HTML page for it.  If you have a thing for RTF though, you can get the original file here.

ICQ Battle Session #5
Single Elimination Tournament / Narration Challenge

Each player may use as many Pokémon who he/she wants in the upcoming matches, but may only use two per battle.  The trainer may fight as well after running out of available Pokémon.  The champion of the tournament becomes the new narrator for the remainder of the session.

Note: Minor edits have been made to the following ICQ chat transcripts.

Battle #22: Lani's Revenge
May 6, 2000
Participants:
The Popcorn Man [Record: 1-2-1]  ICQ 67786724
Lani [Record: 0-3-1]  ICQ 58941592
PB Narrator Narrator  ICQ 16494224

<PB Narrator> 30 seconds until battle
<Double D (FB)> Yay
<Mystery03> Let's get ready to RUMBLE....
<The Popcorn Man> Can't wait that long....*gasp*
<Comictiger>  woopee!
<The Popcorn Man> Oh well///
<The Popcorn Man> LETSA GO!!!
<Double D (FB)> come on... come on..
<PB Narrator> Round 1 : Battle 1
<Lani> Sheesh
<Comictiger> Mystery Pokémon wants to fight!
<The Popcorn Man> YAY!!!
<Mystery03> ?
<PB Narrator> Popcorn Man [1-2-1] VS. Lani [0-3-1]
<The Popcorn Man> We meet once again, Lani....
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN, please enter the arena!
<Lani> Again?
<PB Narrator> LANI, please enter the arena!
<The Popcorn Man> Arena? Looks more like a used car lot.
<Lani> Whatever you say, Mr. Narrator..
<PB Narrator> 2 Pokémon each
<The Popcorn Man> Prepare to lose once again, Lani!
<The Popcorn Man> Got it!
<PB Narrator> Pokémon are revived after the match
<The Popcorn Man> LETSA GO!!!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN wants to fight!
<Lani> I'm going to win this time, Dave!
<PB Narrator> LANI wants to fight!
<The Popcorn Man> DAVE?!?!
<Lani> Dave!
<The Popcorn Man> Go.....MR. HANKEY!!!!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN sent out MR. HANKEY!
<Lani> Go! COMMERCIAL!
<The Popcorn Man> DAVE?!
<PB Narrator> LANI sent out COMMERCIAL!
<PB Narrator> MR. HANKEY was hurt by LARGE TEXT!
<Lani> Commercial, use TEN CENTS A MINUTE!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used TEN CENTS A MINUTE!
<The Popcorn Man> Mr. Hankey, Not-so-lovely-kiss attack!
<PB Narrator> MR. HANKEY was hit with a DIME!
<The Popcorn Man> ....
<PB Narrator> MR. HANKEY needs food, badly!
<PB Narrator> MR. HANKEY used NOT-SO-LOVELY-KISS attack!
<The Popcorn Man> Mr. Hankey, take this Twix....
<Lani> Commercial! Use GOT MILK?
<PB Narrator> MR. HANKEY doesn't have LIPS!
<Lani> Hehehe
<The Popcorn Man> YES HE DOES!!!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL's attack continues!
<The Popcorn Man> Howdy Ho, now!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used TEN CENTS A MINUTE!
<The Popcorn Man> DUCK!
<PB Narrator> MR. HANKEY was ripped apart by a DUCK!
<PB Narrator> MR. HANKEY fainted!
<The Popcorn Man> Crud...
<Lani> Yes!
<The Popcorn Man> Go....GODZILLA!!!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN sent out CRUD!
<Lani> Take that, Dave!
<The Popcorn Man> WHAT?!?!
<Lani> COMMERCIAL! Use THIRST is EVERYTHING!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used THIRST IS EVERYTHING!
<PB Narrator> CRUD needs WATER, badly!
<The Popcorn Man> Crud...err....use your stench attack...
<PB Narrator> CRUD used STENCH!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL couldn't SMELL the STENCH!
<The Popcorn Man> CRUD, use ABSORB!!!
<The Popcorn Man> This stinks...literally....
<PB Narrator> CRUS used ABSORB!
<PB Narrator> CRUD...
<The Popcorn Man> Crus?
<The Popcorn Man> Ah.
<Lani> Commercial! Use GOT MILK?
<PB Narrator> CRUD absorbed MILK!
<The Popcorn Man> Crud is crud...is doesn't need milk.
<Lani> Hehe
<The Popcorn Man> Huh?
<PB Narrator> CRUD's THIRST was QUENCHED!
<Lani> Drat!
<PB Narrator> CRUD is up to full strength!
<The Popcorn Man> Usa your EEW attack!
<Lani> COMMERCIAL! Use JEEP!
<PB Narrator> CRUD used EEW!
<The Popcorn Man> Strait from Blue Version.
<PB Narrator> No effect!
<The Popcorn Man> WHAT?!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used JEEP!
<PB Narrator> JEEP ran over CRUD!
<PB Narrator> CRUD fainted!
<Lani> Yes!
<The Popcorn Man> Okay. This sucks! Isn't that 2 Pokémon at once?
<The Popcorn Man> Go, ME!
<Lani> No, haven't you ever seen car commercials?
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN sent out POPCORN MAN!
<Lani> Commercial! Use JEEP again!
<The Popcorn Man> I can advertise too!
<The Popcorn Man> Advertise VAN!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used JEEP!
<The Popcorn Man> DODGE!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN used VAN!
<PB Narrator> VEHICLES collided!
<The Popcorn Man> ......
<Lani> Oops..
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL fainted!
<Lani> Darn it!
<The Popcorn Man> Who's driving those things?
<The Popcorn Man> Van, run over Lani!
<Lani> PIKAPUFF! Go!
<PB Narrator> LANI sent out PIKAPUFF!
<PB Narrator> VAN used RUN!
<PB Narrator> VAN ran away!
<Lani> PIKAPUFF! SING!
<The Popcorn Man> Pikapuff, here's some Popcorn...
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF used SING!
<The Popcorn Man> Earplugs!
<Lani> DON'T EAT IT,PIKA!
<The Popcorn Man> *puts in earplugs*
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN PLUGGED his ears!
<The Popcorn Man> Whew.
<The Popcorn Man> *unplugs ears*
<The Popcorn Man> Take the Popcorn....
<Lani> Pikapuff! Use SING again!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN UNPLUGGED ears!
<The Popcorn Man> *plugs ears*
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN fell asleep!
<The Popcorn Man> Whew again....
<The Popcorn Man> zzz....
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF used SING!
<PB Narrator> The enemy is already asleep!
<Lani> Oops,
<The Popcorn Man> zzz....
<The Popcorn Man> wakes up*
<The Popcorn Man> YOU LITTLE...
<Lani> PIKA! Use Thundershock!
<PB Narrator> LANI fainted....
<The Popcorn Man> Woah!
<PB Narrator> ...in POPCORN MAN's DREAM!
<PB Narrator> PIKA used THUNDERSHOCK!
<Lani> WHEW! That was close!
<The Popcorn Man> Now, to make that a reality!
<The Popcorn Man> *wakes up*
<The Popcorn Man> MEGA KICK!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN was hit!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN woke up!
<The Popcorn Man> YOU LITTLE...
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN is in critical condition!
<The Popcorn Man> MEGA KICK!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN used MEGA KICK!
<The Popcorn Man> Uh oh...*drinks super potion*
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF was hit!
<Lani> PIKAPUFF!FF! Use PIKAPUFFY DEATH!
<Lani> Uh oh
<Lani> Not good
<The Popcorn Man> .....
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN used SUPER POTION!
<The Popcorn Man> On me, right?
<The Popcorn Man> Uh oh....
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN's THIRST was QUENCHED... but it did nothing for HP!
<The Popcorn Man> @#$%!
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF used PIKAPUFFY DEATH!
<The Popcorn Man> BRISK ICE TEA THEN!
<Lani> Mwahaha! Hehehe!
<The Popcorn Man> What the...
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFFY DIED!
<The Popcorn Man> .....whooo...hoo?
<Lani> Darn! 
<PB Narrator> ...but PIKAPUFF remains!
<Lani> Whew
<The Popcorn Man> @#$%!
<Lani> PIKA! Use LIGHTNINGBOLT!
<The Popcorn Man> That's it! I'm dropping an anvil on Pikapuff!
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF used LIGHTNINGBOLT!
<The Popcorn Man> LIGHTING ROD!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN fainted!
<PB Narrator> LANI wins!
<Lani> YES!
<The Popcorn Man> @#$#I@%&*@#($&*(#@$&*#@($^#&@^#@!!!!
<Lani> I WON!
<Eric, MHE> Yah!!
<Lani> TAKE THAT!
<Mystery03> Yay! CHEESE for Lani!
<Comictiger> close!
<The Popcorn Man> That was unfair...
<Eric, MHE> YOU WON LANI!  *hug*  Oops.
<Mystery03> First win!
<Double D (FB)> Finally! Congrats, LANI!
<Pokeman> Heya, Good Job...
<The Popcorn Man> Oh well, good job.
<Flashfire> Heh
<Lani> I WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! Good job,Dave
<Eric, MHE>  Eric, MHE hides in corner.
<Flashfire> Well done Lani
<Double D (FB)> Very nice work!
<The Popcorn Man> *pats Lani on the back*
<Comictiger> *agrees with Popcorn Man* but since when is Pokebattles fair?
<The Popcorn Man> Shh! You might battle later, Eric!


Battle #23: Virus Attack  May 6, 2000
Participants:
72636946 (PokéMAN) [No Record]  ICQ 72636946
Double D (FB) [Record: 0-3-1]  ICQ 56866214
PB Narrator Narrator  ICQ 16494224

<Lani>  OddLani grins
<The Popcorn Man> I'm going insane.
<Mystery03> NOOOOO!
<Comictiger> you call that a annual line of stress? Look at this!
<Lani> 
<Lani> 
OddLani grins mischievously
<Pokeman> It goes on and on my........... enemies!
<Comictiger> asdjgh0pet9eingaodknjg094htoij~%!#&!@^%~#$69yemfny#$~#$!
<The Popcorn Man> *slams head against tree* WEE!!!
<Double D (FB)> Anyone here live North of the American Border?
<The Popcorn Man> Copy cat.
<Pokeman> Heh heh.. I got another one..
<Lani>  Not I
<The Popcorn Man> Insanity is bliss! Hee he,,,,
<PB Narrator> Round 1 : Battle 2
<Comictiger> Well I am a comicTIGER!
<Lani> Sshhh!
<Double D (FB)> Guess not... I AM a lonely canadian...
<Double D (FB)> SHHH!
<The Popcorn Man> Okay dokey....*shuts up*
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN [No Record] VS. FB [2-1-0]
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN, please enter the arena!
<PB Narrator> FB, please enter the arena!
<Double D (FB)> Right, let's go, punk.
<72636946> ok. im in.
<PB Narrator> FB wants to go!
<Double D (FB)> PokeMan? Want PokeMan? 
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN wants to fight!
<Double D (FB)> Oops.. What Pokemon?
<PB Narrator> FB wants to fight!
<Double D (FB)> Pokeman? I can't see you...
<Double D (FB)> Er...
<Double D (FB)> Go WEBSITE!
<The Popcorn Man> Neither can I! What's up?
<The Popcorn Man> Sorry, but...
<Double D (FB)> Weird...
<PB Narrator> FB sent out WEBSITE!
<Mystery03> Mew LOrd
<72636946> go, storm drain!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN sent out STORM DRAIN!
<Double D (FB)> Use - Black Version!
<PB Narrator> FB used BLACK VERSION!
<72636946> use blow up sewers!
<PB Narrator> It didn't affect enemy STORM DRAIN!
<PB Narrator> STORM DRAIN used BLOW UP SEWERS!
<PB Narrator> SEWERS fainted!
<Double D (FB)> Oh great! 
<Double D (FB)> Use - FREQUENT UPDATES!
<PB Narrator> WEBSITE used FREQUENT UPDATES!
<PB Narrator> STORM DRAIN doesn't CARE!
<72636946> Drain links!
<Double D (FB)> Umm... That was pretty much a bad ad - return!
<Double D (FB)> Go... APPLE!
<PB Narrator> FB withdrew WEBSITE!
<Double D (FB)> Use Plug!
<PB Narrator> FB sent out APPLE!
<PB Narrator> STORM DRAIN used DRAIN LINKS!
<Double D (FB)> Hah!
<PB Narrator> APPLE used PLUG!
<PB Narrator> APPLE was sucked into DRAIN!
<Double D (FB)> What>?
<Double D (FB)> Unfair!
<PB Narrator> DRAIN was clogged!
<Double D (FB)> Yes!
<PB Narrator> APPLE fainted!
<PB Narrator> DRAIN fainted!
<72636946> use plumber-in-a-bottle!
<Double D (FB)> Whoo-hoo!
<72636946> oops.
<Double D (FB)> Great way to take 'em with yah!
<Double D (FB)> Go - WEBSITE!
<72636946> im slower than the narration.
<PB Narrator> FB sent out WEBSITE!
<Double D (FB)> Use - Cast of Characters!
<72636946> go, innocent citizen!
<PB Narrator> WEBSITE used CAST OF CHARACTERS!
<PB Narrator> There is no enemy to attack!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN sent out INNOCENT CITIZEN!

<Double D (FB)> Use - Stare at screen for hours!
<72636946> use your lawsuit attack!
<PB Narrator> WEBSITE used STARE!
<PB Narrator> CITIZEN used LAWSUIT!
<PB Narrator> NEITHER attack did ANYTHING!
<PB Narrator> Battle's entertainment level greatly fell!
<Double D (FB)> Arrgh - Mesmerize him then!
<72636946> darn.
<PB Narrator> WEBSITE used MESMERIZE!
<PB Narrator> CITIZEN can't MOVE!
<Double D (FB)> Now, use ILOVEYOU!
<PB Narrator> WEBSITE used ILOVEYOU!
<72636946> use Send-Complaint-EMAIL!
<PB Narrator> CITIZEN was infected with VIRUS!
<72636946> nooooooooooo!
<PB Narrator> CITIZEN fainted!
<72636946> use the new norton antivirus!(TM)
<Double D (FB)> Yes! Now - use medi 
<Double D (FB)> oops...
<72636946> go, me
<72636946> use heat vision!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN sent out POKEMAN!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN used HEAT VISION!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN can see WEBSITE'S HEAT!
<Double D (FB)> Alright, use GROW!
<72636946> not very much, is there.
<PB Narrator> WEBSITE used GROW!
<PB Narrator> WEBSITE's HEAT grew!
<PB Narrator> WEBSITE is OVERHEATING!
<72636946> how about an unusually powerful PUNCH!!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN used PUNCH!
<Double D (FB)> uhh.. NO! Use I AM canadian!
<PB Narrator> WEBSITE's HEAT rose!
<PB Narrator> WEBSITE fainted from the heat!
<Double D (FB)> Noooo! GO me!
<PB Narrator> FB sent out FB!
<Double D (FB)> Right then! Use RAMPAGE!
<PB Narrator> FB used RAMPAGE!
<Double D (FB)> ..come on... come on...
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN was hit!
<Double D (FB)> Yes!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN is still standing...
<72636946> use  fly around in circles, causimng confusion!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN flew around in CIRCLES!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN became confused!
<Double D (FB)> Right! Use PITCHFORK!
<72636946> boy, im ppoooped!!!
<Double D (FB)> In the eye!
<PB Narrator> It hurt itself in MID-AIR in its confusion!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN fell!
<PB Narrator> ...into GROUND!
<Double D (FB)> Yes! 
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN bounced back up into the AIR!
<Double D (FB)> What? 
<72636946> and landed in to ?FB
<Double D (FB)> Use PITCHFORK!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN landed...
<Double D (FB)> no...
<PB Narrator> ...on a CLIFF!
<Double D (FB)> PuSH!
<72636946> no! not the cliff!
<PB Narrator> POKEMAN fainted!
<PB Narrator> FB used PUSH!
<Double D (FB)> Say hello to Cliff, Cliff. 
<72636946> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
<PB Narrator> FB PUSHED fainted POKEMAN off of CLIFF!
<PB Narrator> Fainted POKEMAN fainted again!
<Double D (FB)> Yes!
<PB Narrator> FB wins!
<Mystery03> Great job Double D!  Want some CHEESE?
<Wakuseino> double-faint?
<72636946> Illegal Operation! FB will be shut down !
<Pokeman> YEAH
<Double D (FB)> Um ... sure!
<The Popcorn Man> Umm.....I'mPopcorn?
<72636946> darn!
<Comictiger> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha..ha..ha.snort..gag...ha
<Wakuseino> so... who are the contestants?
<The Popcorn Man> That was interesting....
<Pokeman> That's a new record, dude!
<The Popcorn Man> Fudge, anyone?
<Mystery03> Mew Lord, you tried your best... that's all we can ask.
<Lani> Congrats, FB! Good job both of you


Battle #24: Double Team  May 6, 2000
Participants:
Mystery03 [Record: 2-2-0]  ICQ 60561562
Flashfire [No Record]  ICQ 47582292
PB Narrator Narrator  ICQ 16494224

<Mystery03> 726, your text is kinda hard to read
<PB Narrator> Spectator Flashfire, would you like to battle?
<Flashfire> Yes, please
<Eric, MHE> *plays SSB with Popcorn Man*  DIE SAMAS!
<Comictiger> KIRBY: letmegoletmegoletmego!
<The Popcorn Man> Another Pokémon's good with me.
<The Popcorn Man> Eric, who's your character?
<Comictiger> *Kirby flies out of Mario's grip*
<PB Narrator> Round 1 : Battle 3
<Comictiger> *Kirby...shhh
<The Popcorn Man> Kirby's in my Pokéball*
<The Popcorn Man> *shuts up*
<PB Narrator> Mystery03 [2-2-0] VS. Flashfire [No Record]
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY, please enter the arena!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE, please enter the arena!
<Mystery03> Flashfire, would you like to know the secret of Pokémon?
<Flashfire> There's a secret?
<Mystery03> Yes.. Be one with the Pokémon! MWUHHHAHHHA!
<Flashfire> Not that hard for me...Being one with myself...hmm...
<Mystery03> Whew... better calm down... hey! Dave was right! This is a used parking lot!
<Mystery03> Oh really... Pokémon can be... caught!
<Flashfire> I know that too
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY wants to fight!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE wants to fight!
<Mystery03> Go AquaLog!
<Flashfire> Go Charity
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out AQUALOG!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE sent out CHARITY!
<Mystery03> Watery Wood!
<Flashfire> Use Mope
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG used WATERY WOOD!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG's SLIPPERYNESS greatly rose!
<PB Narrator> CHARITY used MOPE!
<Mystery03> Give the charity... SPLINTERS!
<PB Narrator> It didn't affect enemy AQUALOG!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG used SPLINTER!
<PB Narrator> CHARITY was hit!
<Flashfire> Use Axe
<Mystery03> Move!
<PB Narrator> CHARITY used AXE!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG used a MOVE!
<PB Narrator> It had no effect on AXE!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG was split in two!
<Mystery03> Double Team?
<Flashfire> Hmm
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG #1 used DOUBLE TEAM!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG #2 did likewise!
<Mystery03> Flame... er... Waterthrower!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG's evade greatly rose!
<Flashfire> Charity...use...uh...Absorb
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG #1 used WATERTHROWER!
<PB Narrator> CHARITY absorbed WATER!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG #2 used WATERTHROWER!
<PB Narrator> CHARITY absorbed WATER!
<PB Narrator> CHARITY exploded!
<Mystery03> Hydro Pump!
<PB Narrator> Use next Pokémon?
<Mystery03> Forget that!
<Flashfire> Gah..Go..uh..Go Tom
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG used FORGET!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG forgot HYDRO PUMP!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE sent out TOM!
<Mystery03> Watrer Gun!
<Mystery03> Er... water gun!
<Flashfire> Tom, throw a Thunder stone at the logs
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG #1 used WATER GUN!
<PB Narrator> TOM was hit!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG #2 did likewise!
<PB Narrator> TOM was hit!
<PB Narrator> TOM used THUNDERSTONE!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG #1 evolved into THUNDER LOG!
<Flashfire> ...
<Mystery03> Thunder Bolt!
<Flashfire> Use..Kick
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY withdrew AQUALOG!
<Mystery03> ?
<PB Narrator> THUNDERLOG used THUNDER BOLT!
<72636946> 
<Mystery03> Surf!
<PB Narrator> THUNDERLOG used SURF!
<Flashfire> Use Surfboard?
<PB Narrator> THUNDERLOG fell into WATER!
<Mystery03> Swim!
<PB Narrator> THUNDERLOG fainted!
<Flashfire> Logs can swim?
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out AQUALOG!
<Mystery03> Woodworks!
<Flashfire> Ok..Tom, use Large Hammer
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG used WOODWORKS!
<PB Narrator> AQUA's WOOD is WORKING!

<Mystery03> Double Team!
<PB Narrator> TOM used LARGE HAMMER!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG was SMASHED!
<PB Narrator> AQUALOG fainted!
<PB Narrator> Use next Pokémon?
<Flashfire> Use Paper Production Machine? (forget that...)
<Mystery03> Ice Frog!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out ICE FROG!
<Mystery03> Ice Beam!
<PB Narrator> ICE FROG used ICQ BEAM!
<Mystery03> No!
<PB Narrator> er...
<Flashfire> Tom, use Pokéball
<PB Narrator> ICE FROG used ICE BEAM!
<Flashfire> ICQ beam? Heh
<Pokeman> Heh heh..
<PB Narrator> TOM's POKé BALL was frozen solid!
<Mystery03> No! Card Toss
<Mystery03> Forget the no...
<PB Narrator> ICE FROG used CARD TOSS!
<Flashfire> Use ..er, Flamethrower
<Mystery03> Jump!
<PB Narrator> CARDS were BURNED!
<Mystery03> Aerial Attack!
<Flashfire> Use TV
<PB Narrator> ICE FROG used AERIAL ATTACK!
<PB Narrator> TOM fainted!
<Mystery03> Soft landing!
<Flashfire> Drat...Go me
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE sent out FLASHFIRE!
<Mystery03> Egg Toss!
<Flashfire> Now, me, ...Fire Blast
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE used FIRE BLAST on EGGS!
<PB Narrator> EGGS fainted!
<Mystery03> Icicle Toss!
<Flashfire> USe Squash
<PB Narrator> ICE FROG used ICICLE TOSS!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY was hit!
<PB Narrator> er...
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE was hit!
<Mystery03> whew
<Flashfire> Ow..
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE used SQUASH!
<Mystery03> Marble Toss
<PB Narrator> ICE FROG was SQUASHED!
<PB Narrator> ICE FROG fainted!
<Mystery03> Go me!
<Flashfire> Yes!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out MYSTERY!
<Mystery03> Psychic
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used PSYCHIC!
<Flashfire> Use Mimic
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY can read FLASHFIRE's MIND!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE used PSYCHIC!
<Flashfire> There's nothing there...
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE can read MYSTERY's MIND!
<Mystery03> Err.. headbutt!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY was BURNED!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY's FEELINGS were hurt by the BURN!
<Mystery03> Rage?
<Flashfire> USe Brick Wall
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY's morale greatly fell!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE used BRICK WALL!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used HEATBUTT on BRICK WALL!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY fainted!
<Flashfire> Yes!
<Mystery03> Drat...
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE wins!
<Comictiger> Need an aspirin?
<The Popcorn Man> Good fight, guys.
<Mystery03> Sure...
<PB Narrator> next battle in 3 minutes
<Pokeman> Sorry Mystery.. too bad..*hands Mystery some Tylenol*
<Double D (FB)> Tough Luck Mystery.
<Flashfire> Me won - Heh...
<Comictiger> *Hands Mystery a Tylenol, Advil, and Bayer pill.
<Lani> Good job both of you, congrats, Flash! : )
<Double D (FB)> I was cheering you on Mystery the entire time
<Comictiger> *Unpauses SSB game*
<The Popcorn Man> Mystery, you were obviously gonna lose, you used 3 Pokmon,,,,
<Flashfire> Thanks Lani
<Comictiger> *Kirby kicks Mario's butt*
<The Popcorn Man> I turned the N64 off. Sorry...
<72636946> I must be some sort of idiot... I didn't even know "726" was me!
<Wakuseino>  maybe now I'll see everyone!
<PB Narrator> Mystery's 3 Pokémon were allowed because one of them split into two


Battle #25: Blind Warriors May 6, 2000
Participants:
Wakuseino [Record: 5-1-0]  ICQ 53774268
Comictiger [No Record]  ICQ 69534171
PB Narrator Narrator  ICQ 16494224

<PB Narrator> neither one of you can see each other
<Mystery03> Hmm...
<Comictiger> ok.......irony
<Wakuseino> great.
<PB Narrator> that's fair... I guess...
<Double D (FB)> Blind fighting is hard...
<Wakuseino> I love blind battles.
<The Popcorn Man> What happened, Wakuseino? Did you die and then come back again...?
<PB Narrator> Round 1 : Battle 4
<PB Narrator> Wakuseino [5-1-0] VS. Comictiger [No Record]
<The Popcorn Man> I guess this is a "handicap match"..
<Wakuseino> no, I kept getting stuck with just 3 people seeing me.
<Double D (FB)> Yah- Cause you won last time...
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO, please enter the arena!
<The Popcorn Man> oops.
<Wakuseino> I won last time without seeing you, FB.
<Comictiger> *enters arena...again*
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER, please enter the arena!
<72636946> I couldn't see FB either!!
<PB Narrator> *halt chat*
<Pokeman> Shuddap!
<72636946> oops.
<Comictiger> *enters arena...again*
<Wakuseino> comic... what are you doing?
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO wants to know what COMICTIGER is DOING!
<Comictiger> That's for me to know, and I guess you can't
<Wakuseino> thank you, oh great operator.
<PB Narrator> COMIC TIGER says that's for HIM to know!
<Wakuseino> and tell him I want to fight, too.
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO says he doesn't want to fight COMIC TIGER!
<Wakuseino> what?
<Wakuseino> That's not what I said!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO wants to be COMICTIGER's FRIEND!
<Comictiger> Well I will annoy you until you do!
<Wakuseino> ...
<Wakuseino> this is so embarrassing...
<Comictiger> You can be my friend after the match!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER says he will annoy WAKUSEINO until he does!
<Wakuseino> great!
<Wakuseino> annoy me then!
<Wakuseino> I want a battle!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO says you're beginning to annoy him already!
<Comictiger> You can be my friend now too, but I still want to battle you!
<Comictiger> This is odd.
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO says he wants to kill you!
<Comictiger> Ack!
<Wakuseino> did I say that?
<Wakuseino> oh well...
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO is becoming HYSTERICAL!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO is shouting DEATH THREATS!
<Wakuseino> Umm... help?
<Comictiger> *runs around in circles saying," ohno OhNo ohNo!"*
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO wants to fight!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER wants to fight!
<Comictiger> I want to fight!
<Wakuseino> about time!!!!
<Comictiger> er....yeah
<Wakuseino> go Kotetsu!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out KOTETSU!
<Comictiger> go Ranma Saotome!
<Wakuseino> Kotetsu, Wind Crescent!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER sent out RANMA SAOTOME!
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used WIND CRESCENT!
<Wakuseino> Ranma who?
<Comictiger> use Hiryuu Shouten Ha (Rising Dragon Ascension)
<PB Narrator> RANMA was blown away!
<Wakuseino> nice.
<Comictiger> ack!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER accuses WAKUSEINO of CHEATING!
<Wakuseino> How so?
<Comictiger> no I didn't!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER says he is going to KILL WAKUSEINO!
<Comictiger> oh...I get it now
<Wakuseino> The wind crescent is a crescent shaped sword...
<Wakuseino> that's comprised completely of wind.
<Comictiger> *grabs Ranma before he is out of sight*
<Comictiger> *puts Ranma back in the arena*
<PB Narrator> RANMA fainted from the GRAB!
<Wakuseino> grab?
<Comictiger> D'oh!
<Wakuseino> what grab?
<Comictiger> Go....umm.....Kirby!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER sent out KIRBY!
<Wakuseino> oh well...
<Wakuseino> uhh... Dragon Spear!
<Comictiger> Use suckupenemyandswallow
<Wakuseino> pop that balloon...
<Wakuseino> or was it a phoenix...
<Wakuseino> can't remember.
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO's POKéMON used DRAGON SPEAR!
<Comictiger> suck up enemy and swallow
<Comictiger> Kirby can eat anything...without harm
<PB Narrator> KIRBY used SUCKUPENEMYANDSWALLOW!
<PB Narrator> LONGNAMEATTACK failed!
<Comictiger> shoot!
<PB Narrator> KIRBY fainted, LANI-STYLE!
<Comictiger> use swallowenemy
<Wakuseino> I would hate to say it...
<Wakuseino> but Kirby sucks.
<Comictiger> *shakes Kirby* You failed me!
<Wakuseino> I hate bad puns...
<Comictiger> go me!
<Wakuseino> even when they come from my own mouth.
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER sent out COMICTIGER!
<Wakuseino> Uh...
<Wakuseino> go Kiyone!
<Comictiger> Use slash
<Wakuseino> ...
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO withdrew WHATEVER HE HAD OUT BEFORE!
<Wakuseino> return Kotetsu!
<Wakuseino> Kiyone, Blood Suck!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out KIYONE!
<Comictiger> use bite
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER used BITE!
<Wakuseino> ...
<PB Narrator> KIYONE was hit!
<PB Narrator> KIYONE used BLOOD SUCK!
<Wakuseino> it's a bad idea to bite a vampire, you know.
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO says it's a bad idea to bite a VAMPIRE!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER says he doesn't care!
<Comictiger> use shield
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO says that's his problem!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER wants to know what WAKUSEINO's gonna do about it!
<Wakuseino> Kiyone, demon's drain!
<PB Narrator> COMIC TIGER used SHIELD!
<Comictiger> fighting blind is a lot funnier...yet untrue.
<PB Narrator> KIYONE used DEMON's DRAIN!
<Comictiger> Use holy water
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER's SHIELD was DRAINED!
<Wakuseino> ...
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER used HOLY WATER!
<Wakuseino> that'll do.
<PB Narrator> KIYONE fainted!
<Wakuseino> return, Kiyone...
<Wakuseino> darn... go me!
<Comictiger> finally some good luck
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out WAKUSEINO!
<Wakuseino> Icicle Flow!
<Comictiger> use potion
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used ICICLE FLOW!
<Comictiger> on me
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER used POTION!
<Wakuseino> ...
<Comictiger> Fire shield
<Wakuseino> didn't that happen to one of my previous enemies?
<PB Narrator> POTION was POISONED!
<Wakuseino> the potion froze...
<Wakuseino> sheesh...
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER is in critical condition!
<Comictiger> nooo! should've used detect poison
<Wakuseino> I guess that Otaku did something right after all.
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER used FIRE SHIELD!
<Wakuseino> ...
<Wakuseino> Flame Flash!
<Comictiger> use anti-critical condition
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO is babbling about OTAKU!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER says that's because WAKUSEINO's an idiot!
<Comictiger> *crosses fingers*
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER used ANTI-CRITICAL CONDITION!
<Wakuseino> ...
<Wakuseino> where's that Flame Flash?
<PB Narrator> LONGNAMEATTACK failed!
<Comictiger> use heal...on me
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used FLAME FLASH!
<Comictiger> nononono!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER's HEAL attack was deflected by FIRE SHIELD!
<Wakuseino> ...
<PB Narrator> HEAL was hit with FLAME FLASH!
<Comictiger> hey! i used in within the shield!
<PB Narrator> HEALING FLAMES collided with WAKUSEINO!
<Wakuseino> uhh... Hallucination Multiplication?
<Comictiger> no!!!!!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO burst into FLAMES!
<Comictiger> yes!!!!
<Wakuseino> return me!
<Wakuseino> go Kotetsu!
<PB Narrator> The flames completely HEALED Wakuseino!
<Comictiger> no!!!!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO withdrew WAKUSEINO!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out KOTETSU!
<Wakuseino> Kotetsu, Flame Arrows.
<Comictiger> strengthen fire shield
<Wakuseino> no wait...
<Wakuseino> Ice Sword.
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used ICE SWORD!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER used FIRE SHIELD!
<PB Narrator> ICE SWORD melted!
<Wakuseino> ...
<Comictiger> *eats (completely untainted) cure*
<Wakuseino> wouldn't they destroy eachother?
<Wakuseino> all right... baking Soda!
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used BAKING SODA!
<Comictiger> also strengthen fire shield
<PB Narrator> FIRE SHIELD was destroyed!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER used FIRE SHIELD!
<PB Narrator> But, it failed!
<Comictiger> err...ice shield!
<Wakuseino> now, Dream Mace!
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER used ICE SHIELD!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used DREAM MAGE!
<Wakuseino> the point was to destroy the flame shield...
<PB Narrator> ICE was BROKEN!
<Wakuseino> no...
<Comictiger> I'm not asleep!
<Wakuseino> that's dream maCe.
<PB Narrator> COMICTIGER fainted!
<The Popcorn Man> **snatches Kirby's Pokéball back* You little thief! Shame on you, Comictiger!
<Wakuseino> oh well...
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO faiwins!
<The Popcorn Man> Wha....
<Comictiger> what! It only broke the ice!
<The Popcorn Man> Faiwins?
<Wakuseino> faiwins!
<Wakuseino> wow the first time I pulled that off!
<Comictiger> hey! That is not the same a winning....or fainting!
<Lani> Hey! i don't do that anymore!  Most of my attacks have short  (or atleast shorter) names now, hehe
<PB Narrator> er... wins...
<Comictiger>  Comictiger opens wide eyes and screams excitedly
<Lani> Congrats, Wakuseino
<Mystery03> That battle was a long one...
<Pokeman> faiwins, eh?
<The Popcorn Man> That was hysterical.....
<PB Narrator> man, the phone rang at the end there... my brain had to do some serious multi-tasking 
Mr.Saturn enters the chat
<Lani> Good jobs
<Double D (FB)> Yah... But the memory lives on, Lani
<Eric, MHE> Good fight.
<The Popcorn Man>  The Popcorn Man laughs hysterically, pounding fists and feet on the ground
<Pokeman> Welcome. Saturn
<Lani> True, true
<Wakuseino> congrats on your win, Lani.
<Pokeman> er.. Saturn
<Mr.Saturn>  curse
<72636946> PB narrator was making up stuff... Makes for one HECK of a funny battle though.


Round 2 begins in 5 minutes...
<PB Narrator> Please take this time to enjoy an ice-cold Coca Cola Classic - the official drink of Pokebattles.com Green Version Session #5
<Wakuseino> ...
<Mr.Saturn> HEY FOO
<Eric, MHE> *L*
<Wakuseino> hmm...
<Pokeman> *L*
<The Popcorn Man> I'm selling them!
<Double D (FB)> Hmmm... Sounds good
<Mystery03> Okay!
<72636946> well, Im in EASTern and its 10:52pm
<Lani> Maybe when there's a different narrator you can fight,M..hmm.
<Mr.Saturn> COME HERE AND KISS MY BOOTS
<Flashfire> Cold? Eep...keep it away?
<Wakuseino> the DCBOH2?
<Double D (FB)> I'll take 2.
<Eric, MHE> I'm going to have to do a drink-advertising Aqua Version.
<The Popcorn Man> GET YA COKE, RIGHT HERE!!!
<Mr.Saturn> brisk
<72636946> sellout narrator...
<Mystery03> Mmmmmmmm...
<Mr.Saturn> BRISK TEA
<Mr.Saturn> can everyone read this?
<Double D (FB)> Saturn? What's your name in MSG board.. if you've ever been there... Or do you have a V? Just wondering...
<Double D (FB)> Yep I can
<72636946> DrSalt... er Pepper!
<The Popcorn Man> *throws everyone a Coke, then continues his match*


Battle #26: The Great Rematch  May 6, 2000
Participants:
Lani [Record: 1-3-0]  ICQ 58941592
Double D (FB) [Record: 3-1-0]  ICQ 56866214
PB Narrator Narrator  ICQ 16494224

<PB Narrator> Round 2 : Battle 5
<Double D (FB)> shhh!
<Mr.Saturn> really?
<72636946> 0!
<Mystery03> shhh
<Lani> Dumdumdum
<Wakuseino> it's already started, geniuses.
<The Popcorn Man> You can't fool me!
<The Popcorn Man> ...
<Lani> No, Mr. narrator didn't say who's battling
<Mr.Saturn> whatever man
<The Popcorn Man> Actually, the narrator didn't say who's fighting who yet....
<Wakuseino> Lani, please enter the arena... right Narrator?
<Mr.Saturn> if it takes you that long to recognize a sith lord
<PB Narrator> Lani [1-3-1] VS. FB [3-1-0]
<Double D (FB)> Yes!
<Lani> Yay!
<PB Narrator> LANI, please enter the arena!
<Mr.Saturn> you are out of it man
<The Popcorn Man> *shuts up*
<Double D (FB)> A re-match!
<PB Narrator> FB, please enter the arena!
<72636946> Darn....
<Lani> Long time no see, FB
<Double D (FB)> I am already here!
<Double D (FB)> Hi Lani!
<72636946> i mean darn.
<Double D (FB)> You die, though. Sorry.
<Lani> They were right, this IS a car lot
<Wakuseino> Lani, you can beat him!
<72636946> i cant see FB
<Double D (FB)> Muhahahahahah!
<Lani> No, you're the dead one
<PB Narrator> FB wants to fight!
<PB Narrator> LANI wants to fight!
<72636946> i fought him blind the 1st time...
<72636946> oops
<Double D (FB)> Technically it's true though. Fb is dead
<Lani> Go! PIKAPUFF!
<Double D (FB)>  No matter though!
<Double D (FB)> I send out.... 
<PB Narrator> LANI sent out PIKAPUFF!
<Double D (FB)> APPLE!
<PB Narrator> FB sent out APPLE!
<Lani> Pika! Use SING on APPLE!
<Double D (FB)> Use... Icy Touch!
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF used SING!
<Double D (FB)> APPLE: I have no ears!
<PB Narrator> It didn't affect APPLE!
<Double D (FB)> Muhahahahaha!
<PB Narrator> APPLE used ICY TOUCH!
<Lani> PIKA! EAT the APPLE!
<Double D (FB)> APPLE: Muhahahahahah!
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF's TEMPERATURE greatly fell!
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF no longer has a FEVER!
<Double D (FB)> Now APPLE hit him!
<Double D (FB)> Hard!
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF feels much better!
<Lani> Thanks, Apple
<Double D (FB)> Noooooo!
<Double D (FB)> 
<PB Narrator> APPLE used HIT!
<Lani> PIKA! Use LIGHTNINGBOLT!
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF was hit!
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF used LIGHTNINGBOLT!

<PB Narrator> It's super effective!
<Double D (FB)> APPLE, Do something scary!
<Double D (FB)> really scary!
<PB Narrator> APPLE scared FB by FAINTING!
<Lani> PIKAPUFF! Use CUTENESS!
<Double D (FB)> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Lani> HEHEHE~
<PB Narrator> FB is fully SCARED!
<Double D (FB)> I hate that APPLE.
<Lani> Good!
<Double D (FB)> Go SHEEP!
<Lani> PIKAPUFF! Use CUTENESS!
<PB Narrator> FB fearfully sent out SHEEP!
<Double D (FB)> Use Mystrerious Baah!
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF used CUTENESS!
<PB Narrator> It didn't affect enemy SHEEP!
<Double D (FB)> Sheep's are cuter than Pikapuff's! HAH!
<Lani> Drat!
<PB Narrator> SHEEP used MYSTERIOUS BAAH!
<PB Narrator> SHEEP exploded... WARCRAFT II style!

<Double D (FB)> Heh heh.
<PB Narrator> SHEEP are still standing somehow...
<Double D (FB)> Oh wait
<Double D (FB)> Cool
<Lani> PIKAPUFF! Use SING!
<Lani> You just got lucky, farmer
<Double D (FB)> Use - WOLLY EAR MUFFS
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF used SING!
<Double D (FB)> Oops.. It's wooly..
<PB Narrator> SHEEP used WOOLY EAR MUFFS!
<PB Narrator> SING had no effect!
<Double D (FB)> Then - Hit the pikapuff with a taste of his own medicine - CRAZED POKEMON FANS!
<Lani> PIKAPUFF! Um.. Quickly reveal your secret identity as the EVIL PIKAPUFF of DEATH!
<PB Narrator> SHEEP used CRAZED POKEMON FANS!
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF is actually the EVIL PIKAPUFF of DEATH!
<Double D (FB)> Um...Sheep, time to take of your mask!
<Lani> Great, now kill the sheep, EVIL PIKA!
<Double D (FB)> Sheep is really DOLLY : The Evil Clone
<PB Narrator> SHEEP is too EXPLODED to take off mask!
<Double D (FB)> What? ... Mask exploded off him then...
<PB Narrator> FB is confused!
<Lani> PIKAPUFF, use KILL on the SHEEP!
<Double D (FB)> Or just explode again!
<PB Narrator> FB fearfully hurt himself in its confusion!
<PB Narrator> PIKAPUFF used KILL!
<Double D (FB)> NOOO!
<PB Narrator> SHEEP were too EXPLODED to DIE!
<Double D (FB)> Really? 
<Lani> Drat!
<Double D (FB)> Use MACE!
<Lani> EVIL PIKA, return! COMMERCIAL, go!
<PB Narrator> LANI withdrew EVIL PIKA!
<Lani> COMMERCIAL, use GOT LAMBCHOPS?
<PB Narrator> LANI sent out COMMERCIAL!
<Double D (FB)> Shee
<Double D (FB)> oops...
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used GOT LAMBCHOPS?
<Double D (FB)> SHEEP, eat them!
<PB Narrator> SHEEP FAINTED in DISGUST!
<Double D (FB)> This sheep is a Cannibal!
<Lani> hehe!
<Double D (FB)> Darn!
<Double D (FB)> Go me, then.
<PB Narrator> FB fearfully sent out the confused FB!
<Lani> COMMERCIAL, use JEEP!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used JEEP!
<Double D (FB)> Use FARMER LOGIC!
<PB Narrator> FB reasoned that JEEP was HARMLESS!
<Double D (FB)> Uh-oh...
<PB Narrator> JEEP ran over FB!
<Double D (FB)> Not good.
<PB Narrator> FB fearfully fainted!
<PB Narrator> LANI wins!
<Lani> YES!
<Mr.Saturn> YEAH
<Eric, MHE> RIIIRIIIIIPPP OOOFFFFF!!!!  ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!  AAAARRRRGGGG!!  RAAAAHHHH!  Just kidding...or am I?
<Mr.Saturn> eric
<The Popcorn Man> The underdog wins again....
<Flashfire> Well done Lani
<Mr.Saturn> you are a true aqua weirdo
<Eric, MHE> Whoa… TWO Lani wins in one night?!
<Wakuseino> yay! Lani won!
<Lani> Well EXCUSE ME!
<Mystery03>  Jason. why did FB fight again if he already lost?
<Double D (FB)> I think Lani's going to Win the tournament.
<Mr.Saturn> cool
<Eric, MHE> Yay!
<Double D (FB)> Lost?
<Lani> I might just..
<PB Narrator> FB won his first match
<Double D (FB)> I never lost!
<Double D (FB)> I won!
<Eric, MHE> I think Lani's cool!
<Lani> Thanks


Battle #27: Tree Interference  May 6, 2000
Participants:
Flashfire [Record: 1-0-0]  ICQ 47582292
Wakuseino [Record: 6-1-0]  ICQ 53774268
PB Narrator Narrator  ICQ 16494224
Contains Level 2 Language (Moderate Expletives)

<Double D (FB)> Anyway... I'm cheering for you all the way, Lani!
<Mr.Saturn> the dark side has a few drawbacks
<Lani> Aww.. thanks
<Wakuseino> I'm cheering for Lani too...
<Mystery03> How many people are in the room?
<Double D (FB)> Heck.. I'll even fight for ya.....
<Wakuseino> and I might have to face her.
<Mr.Saturn> I don't even wanna know
<Eric, MHE> When I check for Pokébattles on that ranking site...I don't see any update....
<Mr.Saturn> sorry ness
<Flashfire> I'm cheering for her too...and that situation as well...
<Eric, MHE> Go Lani!  WIN!
<Double D (FB)> Hmmm... I thought I would surely be bitter.
<Mr.Saturn> we don't getta fight this time
<The Popcorn Man> Umm....does anyone notice that DOOMPUFF just popped out of SSB?!
<Eric, MHE> ?!?!?
<Eric, MHE> Crap!
<Double D (FB)> No.
<The Popcorn Man> AND THAT...*gets hand bitten off* OOWW!!!!
<Double D (FB)> I'll keep it that way
<Eric, MHE> Doompuff!  I am your creator!  Go away or else!
<Mr.Saturn> *eats doompuff*
<PB Narrator> Round 2 : Battle 6
<Wakuseino> ...
<Mr.Saturn> *fingerlickin good*
<The Popcorn Man> *running* I need medical attention now....
<Double D (FB)> You are too weak a creator, eric.
<Mystery03> *ahem* HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THE ROOM?
<Double D (FB)> Muhahahahahahahaha!
<Lani> Hmm
<Mr.Saturn> hey fb
<72636946> plz let me battle.......
<PB Narrator> Flashfire [1-0-0] VS. Wakuseino [6-1-0]
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE, please enter the parking lot!

<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO, please enter the parking lot!
<Wakuseino> Greetings Flashfire... I apologize for that Otaku's treatment of you.
<Flashfire> Lots of used cars...
<Wakuseino> If I had any idea that he would treat you like that...
<Flashfire> That's fine...I couldn't see anyway..
<Wakuseino> I would have come here myself.
<Flashfire> Still haven't...
<Wakuseino> that includes you, mew.
<Wakuseino> ...

<Wakuseino> that's a bad rhyme.
<Flashfire> Yeah..
<Wakuseino> So... I believe we are supposed to battle.
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO wants to fight!
<Flashfire> That's right...
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE wants to fight!
<Wakuseino> go Chaos Djinn!
<Flashfire> Go...uh...Freezeon!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out CHAOS DJINN!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE sent out FREEZEON!
<Wakuseino> Chaos Djinn, I have a contract saying that you'll obey me for the next 1000 years.
<Flashfire> Ice beam.. while he distracted?
<PB Narrator> FREEZEON used ICE BEAM!
<PB Narrator> CHAOS DJINN was hit!
<Wakuseino> now... Chaos Djinn, Sandstorm the Freezeon!
<PB Narrator> CHAOS DJINN used SANDSTORM!
<PB Narrator> FREEZEON's accuracy greatly fell!
<Wakuseino> Sandstorm is again!
<Flashfire> Use.. X Accuracy?
<Wakuseino> Sandstorm Flashfire!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE used X Accuracy!
<PB Narrator> FREEZEON's accuracy rose!
<Flashfire> Now, go for an Icicle Blast
<PB Narrator> CHAOS DJINN used SANDSTORM on FLASHFIRE!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE was BLINDED!
<Wakuseino> return Chaos Djinn...
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO withdrew CHAOS DJINN!
<Flashfire> I cannot SEE! NOO! Ah...
<Wakuseino> go Kotetsu!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out KOTETSU!
<Wakuseino> Kotetsu, Flame Arrows!
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used FLAME ARROWS!
<Flashfire> Er...Freezeon...Use Freeze on the arrows
<PB Narrator> What?  FREEZEON is melting!
<Wakuseino> yes!
<Flashfire> What?
<PB Narrator> FREEZEON melted into WATEREON!
<Wakuseino> watereon?
<PB Narrator> What?  WATEREON is vaporizing!
<Flashfire> Watereon? and...eh?
<PB Narrator> WATEREON vaporized into VAPOREON!
<Wakuseino> Kotetsu, Dragon Lance!
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used DRAGON LANCE!
<Flashfire> Vaporeon, Hydro Pump
<Wakuseino> Kotetsu, Wind Crescent!
<Flashfire> Vaporeon...uh...Use Vapor
<PB Narrator> VAPOREON was IMPALED with DRAGON LANCE!
<PB Narrator> VAPOREON fainted!
<Flashfire> Owch...
<Wakuseino> return Kotetsu!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO withdrew KOTETSU!
<Wakuseino> go Chaos Djinn!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out CHAOS DJINN!
<Flashfire> Ah...Go, uh, Raichu
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE sent out RAICHU!
<Wakuseino> Chaos Djinn, sandstorm the Raichu.
<Flashfire> Use Quick attack - evade the Sandstorm, please? Heh..
<PB Narrator> CHAOS DJINN used SANDSTORM!
<Wakuseino> return Chaos Djinn!
<PB Narrator> RAICHU used QUICK ATTACK!
<Wakuseino> go Kotetsu!
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU was hit!
<Wakuseino> oh yes...
<Wakuseino> now I remember...
<Wakuseino> Leaf Spear!
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used LEAF SPEAR!
<Flashfire> Raichu.. use Electric Zap
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used SPEAR on a nearby LEAF!
<Wakuseino> ...
<PB Narrator> LEAF belonged to TREE!
<Flashfire> Heh
<PB Narrator> TREE is angry!
<PB Narrator> TREE used fall!
<Wakuseino> uhh, return Kotetsu!
<Flashfire> ..
<PB Narrator> Apples fell on ....
<PB Narrator> ...
<PB Narrator> ...
<PB Narrator> APPLES are still in MIDAIR!
<Wakuseino> ...
<Flashfire> ..
<Wakuseino> go Chaos Djinn!
<PB Narrator> ...
<Wakuseino> Djinn, sandstorm the tree!
<PB Narrator> Apples fell on CHAOS DJINN!
<PB Narrator> CHAOS DJINN fainted!
<Flashfire> Where my Electric Zap go? Heh
<Wakuseino> go me, I guess...
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out WAKUSEINO!
<Wakuseino> Hallucination Multiplication!
<Flashfire> Use.. er.. Behind You!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used HALLUCINATION MULTIPLICATION!
<PB Narrator> It didn't affect the blinded FLASHFIRE!
<Wakuseino> now then...
<Wakuseino> Rock's Descent!
<Flashfire> Try...Thunder Cloud?
<Wakuseino> I was more worried about the tree.
<Flashfire> Me too
<PB Narrator> RAICHU used THUNDER CLOUD!
<PB Narrator> NARRATOR was reminded of the TREE!
<PB Narrator> TREE used RAZOR LEAF!
<Wakuseino> ...
<Wakuseino> Let me try this again...
<PB Narrator> RAICHU fainted!
<Flashfire> Noo!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO fainted!
<Wakuseino> shoot...
<Flashfire> Yes!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE wins!
<The Popcorn Man> Good job, Flashfire.
<Wakuseino> how did it attack both of us in one hit?
<Flashfire> I won?
<Mystery03>  Tough luck, Wak...
<Lani> Congrats, Flash
<Wakuseino> I shouldn't have mentioned the tree...
<Flashfire> Thanks Lani
<Pokeman> Heh heh.. Tough Luck, Wakky..
<The Popcorn Man> *beams* I invented the "car lot" joke! Hee hee.
<Lani> Good jobs,sorry Wakuseino
<Pokeman> As in, Whacky..
<Mr.Saturn> sad
<72636946> Sorry, wakuseino
<Wakuseino> ...
<Mr.Saturn> OK
<Wakuseino> that reminds me...
<Mr.Saturn> FB HAS MY GREEN
<Eric, MHE> Well… Flashfire's definitely tough.  Wish I could see him.
<Mr.Saturn> BUT NOBODY
<PB Narrator> Final battle in 3 minutes
<Mr.Saturn> i mean NOBODY
<Wakuseino> what was a tree doing in the parking lot?

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Ayla: 0-1-0    4
Comictiger: 0-1-0    25
Darth Junior: 1-1-0    3, 14, 16
Da Evolution Man: 0-1-0    2
Eric, MHE: 7-1-0    4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 15, 18, 21
Farmer Brown: 3-2-0    1, 2, 6, 23, 26
Flashfire: 3-0-0    24, 27, 28
Green Valkyrie: 0-1-0    10
Jrcom: 0-1-0    18
Lani: 2-4-1    1, 5, 13, 19, 22, 26, 28
Mystery03: 3-3-0    13, 15, 17, 20, 24, 29
Nothing:
0-1-0    14
Pokéman: 2-2-0    3, 7, 12, 20
PokéMAN: 0-1-0    23
Popcorn Man: 1-3-1    5, 8, 11, 19, 22
The New iRAB: 0-1-0    21
Wakuseino: 6-3-0    6, 8, 9, 12, 16, 17, 25, 27, 29


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