Eric: I'm terribly sorry for that people. Anyway, what we're really here for is…
Eric and Mike leave at last, and the scene changes to the clearing where Fanboy and Brendan are surrounded by the Sailors, PJ, Megatron, and Mr. Macho Gung-Ho Action Man!
Fanboy looks around, trying to decide which poses the most threat. It seems a tough choice between Dragon Megatron and Mr. Macho Gung-Ho Action Man. Brendan, meanwhile is looking for a way out. Hey!! No one invited you, Mr. Pokébattles Narrator!
NARRATOR needs not an invitation!
Fanboy just smiles to himself as Sailor Moon powers up her scepter-destructo-attack. He reaches for his belt as she's about to finish the move and tosses out...
FANBOY sent out SAILOR MARS!
Hey! No interrupting me!
RED TEXT NARRATOR has been at this longer than you!
Sailor Mars would have never followed this order if Fanboy hadn't ordered a brain washing kit from ACME. Just as luck has it, he bought the really expensive deluxe kit.
SAILOR MARS used MARS FIRE IGNITE!
What about Megatron and Macho, you ask? Well, Brendan's trying to fight them off with his newly acquired Lost Digit (a distant relative of Missing No) and is meeting with some success.
BLASTOISE used HYDRO PUMP!
Fanboy turns around, and is caught in the explosion of Lost Digit, getting splatted with HP. He wipes it off and glares at Megatron and 'Action Man. A combined attack from their weaponry was enough to pop Lost Digit like a balloon. Fanboy reached for his belt and threw out a Pokéball to battle…
FANBOY sent out MEGATRON!
Huh? But…he's fighting Megatron…
FANBOY sent out ORIGINAL MEGATRON! Not BEAST WARS MEGATRON!
Oh. The towering Decepticon loomed menacingly over the human and Dragon Predacon.
BRENDAN sent out MOCCHI!
Fanboy pushed Brendan aside and said "Let me handle this!"
Get'm BIRD OF PREY!
Fanboy turned around to face the new threat and sent out Sailor Mercury! Ha! Beat you too it!!
WHITE NARRATION is petty!
And you're not?
RED NARRATION is in no way petty!
Yeah, sure.
RED NARRATION may lie, be sarcastic, and biased, but not petty!
Sailor Mercury fired her watery attack and managed to knock Arcanine back. PJ returned it not wanting to use it to hurt Sailor Mercury. He stopped and started attempting to think.
MMGHAM and MEGATRON have been fighting!
Hey! I can't cover everything you know!
It's not very effective!
Yes…I just said that. Now would you let me continue?
SAILOR SCOUTS and DRAGON MEGATRON have combined forces on FANBOY and BRENDAN!
Ok…you cover that and I'll take the 'Action Man and Megatron!
Enemy SAILOR NEPTUNE used DEEP SUBMERGE!
PJ finally got an idea!
'Action Man bounded up Megatron's arm and punched him in the face. Megatron responded by throwing 'Action Man away…onto Sailor Pluto.
SAILOR PLUTO: This…is…no way…to treat the guardian of time!"
The Decepticon leader obliged and transformed into his P-38 gun mode and landed in Fanboy's hand. With an unintelligible scream Fanboy leveled the gun and fired madly at the Sailor Scout group, also taking out PJ's Arcanine. PJ started to send out another Pokémon but a plasma blast from Megatron sent him flying into a nearby boulder and knocking him out. Sailor Saturn finished her mega-death-inducing Saturn Silence Glaive Surprise attack, throwing Fanboy and Brendan into the cliff face.
"Owie…"
Mr. Macho Gung-Ho Action Man leaped over and pried them off the wall and threw them into a couple of trees. 'Action Man leveled Bam-Boom to blow him away, but the Sailor Scouts stopped him. Releasing Sailors Mars and Mercury from Fanboy's Pokémon collection they stepped back and gave him the all clear.
MMGHAM used BAM BOOM at 100% power!
And so, the Sailor Scouts returned home, their numbers restored, Megatron returned to Cybertron, and 'Action Man is in pursuit of his prey. Oh, and once they un-brainwashed the two Sailors they both beat up PJ. Mars, because he attacked her so heartlessly, and Mercury for that whole glomp attack thing….
Aqua Insanity CONTINUES in Battles 36 to 40!
AQUA-UA-UA WAR-AR-AR EVENT-ENT-ENT NUMBER-ER-ER ONE-ON-ON!!!
Mike: Hey, wow that's cool! Let me try…
AQUA-UA-UA WAR-AR-AR EVENT-ENT-ENT NUMBER-ER-ER ONE-ON-ON!!!
Eric: I love that new sound system. Anyway, we can't be here long, we just thought we'd introduce you to the mayhem and carnage that is about to unfold in…
AQUA-UA-UA WAR-AR-AR EVENT-ENT-ENT NUMBER-ER-ER ONE-ON-ON!!!
Mike: We've got things to do, battles to star in, contracts to sign…gym leaders to off…
Oh, and you can watch all that after…
Eric and Mike:
AQUA-UA-UA WAR-AR-AR EVENT-ENT-ENT NUMBER-ER-ER ONE-ON-ON!!!
Can't escape!
"Great, just what we need…"
BRENDAN: What?
"Oh, just that voice is back…"
BRENDAN: Oh.
DRAGON MEGATRON wants to fight!
SAILORS JUPITER, VENUS, MOON, URANUS, SATURN, NEPTUNE, and PLUTO want to fight!
PJ wants to fight!
MR. MACHO GUNG-HO ACTION MAN wants to fight!
BRENDAN: Uhh, we kind of got that impression without your help.
SAILOR SCOUTS demand you return MARS and MERCURY!
"What? Not worried about your precious Tuxedo Mask?"
MOON: WHAT?!!? What did you do to him?!?!
"I took him captive, gathered a bunch of his female fans, and sold him to the highest bidder."
"Made quite a chunk of change off of that arrangement."
Enemy SAILOR MOON is enraged!
SAILOR MOON stopped her attack!
SAILOR MOON doesn't want to hurt SAILOR MARS!
Neither do the other SCOUTS!
"Sympathetic fools! Sailor Mars, attack them!!"
Enemy SCOUTS are putting out fires!
PJ says he has no such problem about hurting SAILOR MARS!
PJ sent out BLASTOISE!
Critical hit!
SAILOR MARS fainted!
SAILOR SCOUTS are mad!
SAILOR SCOUTS started beating up PJ!
"HAHAHA!! Mess with the best, fail like the rest!
Ally BRENDAN would appreciate some help!
Dragon Megatron grinned and said, "Hmm, a chance to battle my namesake and prove I'm worthy of the name."
Mr. Macho Gung-Ho Action Man was oddly just kind of staring…at Original Megatron's massive arm-mounted cannon.
"WOW!! Is that a G-38 model 15b Particle Fusion Cannon?" 'Action Man asked.
Megatron is confused a moment, but he answers, "Yes, it is."
Soon Megatron and the 'Action Man are talking about their favorite guns.
Dragon Megatron is annoyed at being ignored for a second, but…
MOCCHI used MOCCHI CANNON!
Critical hit!
DRAGON MEGATRON: Fool, you can't defeat me that easily!
Enemy DRAGON MEGATRON used FIRE BLAST!
MOCCHI is singed!
BRENDAN: Come back with Cherry Blossom Blizzard, nail him!
MOCCHI used CHERRY BLOSSOM BLIZZARD!
It's not very effective!
KLINGON BIRD OF PREY used DISRUPTORS!
Enemy DRAGON MEGATRON evaded the attack!
Enemy DRAGON MEGATRON used FIRE BLAST!
"YIPE!"
FANBOY and BRENDAN ducked!
DRAGON MEGATRON'S attack kept going and crashed into SAILOR SCOUTS!
"Haha!!"
PJ escaped from SAILOR SCOUTS!
PJ: You die now! Arcanine go!
PJ sent out ARCANINE!
Ok, ok… 'Action Man leaps over a plasma blast and returns fire with his own hell-in-a-barrel! The blast knocks the giant robot back a little but doesn't do much damage.
PJ continues to be hindered!
DEAL!
It doesn't get through BOP'S shields!
"BOP? Oh yeah, short for Bird of Prey…duh, sorry."
DRAGON MEGATRON hopped on BOP!
"Hey!! Get off of there!!"
Enemy DRAGON MEGATRON hijacked BOP!
"Oh no…"
…and went back home to CYBERTRON!
"Oh…well, no more having to deal with him then."
PJ: I won't hurt you Mercury, but…
PJ used GLOMP ATTACK!
SAILOR MERCURY fainted in disgust!
PJ moves to join the FANBOY BEATING-UP CREW!
MMGHAM got up!
MMGHAM apologized!
MMGHAM helped SAILOR PLUTO get up!
SAILOR PLUTO: Thank you sir, now what do you say we finish these creeps?
MMGHAM agrees!
"Megatron, transform!"
BRENDAN: I second that…
It's super devastating!
FANBOY and BRENDAN disappeared over the horizon!
MMGHAM: YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE ME FIENDS!
