2/2/02: Posted Battle 1 and 2!

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The second Chill Version Fan Battle really isn't a battle at all, but still is funny. And, since the battle is set in Storm Version. Go and visit here

ArticOne 2k's ranking: 4 / 6

Rated "R" for some swearing

Fan Battle #2:To Coffe OR Not To Coffee?......COFFEE!!!!!!
Player: Alien Gal and Goku
Setting: Storm Version Staff Room
Written by Element Hacky

Hello? anyone in here?
.... damn no one's here....
PORTAL OPENED! GOKU APPEARED!
Wow...
Wtf? Where am I?
uh... aren't you supposed to be nice and like not swear or something?
Oh that yeah, the producers at my job are real hard asses about that..
Uh... ok then...
So where am I?
You are in the Storm Version Staff Room.
Are you staff?
No I'm not I just came in here to ask a relative something.
Yeah ok whatever. I'm gonna look around.
GOKU LOOKED AROUND!
WOW!!! They have a two story coffee grinder! And they have six percolators! I think I just died and went to heaven!
Haven't you already like been to the real place about ten times?
Yeah but the real one sucks majorly. It only has 2 percolators for over two billion beings!
Wait... there's only two billion people in heaven?
Yeah the rest don't like coffee ^_^
I see...
PORTAL REOPENED! DOOMSHEEP APPEARED!
Coffee!!!! Who said coffee? Where is the coffee? GIVE. ME. COFFEE.
Woah! Slow down sheep! Here i have a nice steaming cup of Kenyan Gold for you just the way you like it...
Coooffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeee.
SHEEP DRANK COFFEE!
SHEEP CALMED DOWN!
Ok now you are calm. Where were you?
I was over at StarBucks raiding their storeroom. I got caught again! I just don't know how they saw through my clever disguise.
Uh.. Sheep? You do realize that your clever disguise consists of a cape and a pair of bunny ears don't you?
FOR THE LAST TIME THEY ARE THE MAGICAL BUNNY EARS OF DOOM!
Uh.... I'm getting out of here....
GOKU BACKED AWAY SLOWLY!
GOKU TURNED AND RAN LIKE HELL!
...wtf? HANG ON WHY WAS -HE- HERE?
I dunnoy really. He just appeared out of a portal. ^_~ . Maybe Duo asked him in or something...
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT BRINGING IN CHARACTERS FROM DBZ! Damn, we had enough trouble with that Vegeta git.
Oh yeah, I remember you telling me about that. Are you still picking coffee beans out of the ceiling?
Yes -_-
Heh

The first Chill Version Battle is a ages old battle that was originally going to be a Indigo Version Battle. And it finally made it to the site. Enjoy!

ArticOne 2k's ranking: 4.5 / 6

Battle #1: Alien Encounter
PLAYERS: Bill and Grey
SETTING: Roswell
Written by PBSupport (Webmaster of Indigo Version and the Pokébattles Support Page)

Hey, what am I doing in Roswell? I thought I was going to Mrs. G....
ALIEN SHIP landed!
GREY came out!
Grey?? What kind of a name is that? Hows about XENOMORPHIC-POLY-PNEUMON?
Grey eeez a better naaaame than EarthBill.
Oh, so this is a battle then...
BILL wants to fight!
I guess so.....
I kneeeew your planet waaas a hostile one, EarthBill.
GREY sent out XENOMORPHIC-QUADRA-PNEUMON!
I should get a copyright mark put on everything I say.
XENOMORPHIC-QUADRA-PNEUMON used PARANORMAL REALIZATION!
BILL realized that there are hundreds of Pokemon he doesn’t know about!
Duh! I know that! Sheesh.
It’s not very effective...
BILL sent out PIKACHU!
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
XENOMORPHIC-QUADRA-PNEUMON fainted!
Oh, yooou dreadful creeeature...
Please, just go!!!!
Avoidinnnnng baaaattle... Goood quality...
No, Mrs. G’s closes in a half an hour.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGG!!!!
GREY went completely BESERK!
GREY burned a few THOUSAND brain cells!
Noo! I fooooorgot wheeere I paarked!!!
Behind you.
Oh,
PIKACHU shocked GREY!
OOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Taaake this, earthBill!
PIKACHU was FROZEN!
And you call me hostile.
BILL was FROZEN!
I’ll taaake you tooo my planet aaand we’ll disect yoou!
OFFICER JENNY appeared!
OFFICER JENNY says that GREY’S ship is in a NO-PARKING ZONE!
I think not! HAHAHAHA!!!
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
PIKACHU has no more PP!
HAHAHAHAHA...uhoh....
GREY was arrested!
Thanks to the forces of good, Bill wins again!! In fact, a hot Mrs. G dryer doesn’t sound too bad right now.....

Sorry, this is all the battles on this page.