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Current Chill Version battle

Battle #17: Who's In First? - March 28,2002
Location: The Kite Network
Player: ArticOne 2k [new player/webmaster]

MR. KITE: Artic, I've called you here to be the special guest commentary for the network this week.
That's great!... But to do the commentary, I need to know the sites. You do know that, right?
MR. KITE: Of course I do. But you know what I think? I think that the version site these days have weird names.
Like Fungus
MR. KITE: Or Nazgul.
Or Cold.
MR. KITE: Or Radioactive.
Eh heh heh... yeah.
MR. KITE: Anyway, let's start out with the top three. There's Who in First. What's in second, I don't know in third...
That's what I'm trying to find out.
MR. KITE: I said, Who's in First, What's in Second, I don't know in third...
You run the network?
MR. KITE: Yeah.
You check the sites?
MR. KITE: Uh huh.
So you should know the site's names.
MR. KITE: I should, shouldn't I?
So who's in First?
MR. KITE: Yes.
I mean the site name.
MR. KITE: Who.
I mean the site in number 1.
MR. KITE: Who.
The top site. MR. KITE: Who.
The version that...
MR. KITE: Who is in first!
I'm asking you who's in first
MR. KITE: That's the site's name
...
There is a site in first right?
MR. KITE: Of course there is.
So what is it?
MR. KITE: No, what version is in second
I wan't asking you who's in second.
MR. KITE: No, who's in first.
ARTICONE2K is CONFUSED!
ARTICONE2K hurt itself in it's CONFUSION!
Why won't you tell me who's in first! I don't know who's on first! I want to know who's in first!
MR. KITE: I don't know is in 3rd. Who's in 1st.
ARTICONE2K want's to FIGHT!
AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!
ARTICONE2K used ARTIC!
ARTIC is not a real word!
ARTICONE2K's ATTACK FAILED!
MR. KITE: I will make you pay for attacking me!!!
MR. KITE used STORM POWERS!
ARTICONE2K was hit by LIGHTNING!
O.O;;;
Oww... I use CHILL POWERS!
ARTICONE2K used CHILL POWERS!
ARTICONE2K's Temperature DROPPED!
MR. KITE: Jin, my network cretin! Destroy this ARTICONE scum!
JIN used BANNER!
Very Large BANNER dropped on ARTICONE2K!
Oh yeah? RADIOACTIVE POWERS!
ARTICONE2K used RADIOACTIVE POWERS!
ARTICONE2K became RADIOACTIVE!
ARTICONE2K's SKELETON shines HAZILY in the DARK!
...Why is this happening to me?
MR. KITE: Fool! You Dare to challange me in my own NETWORK!
Return, Jin! Attack my faithful slave METALMIKE!
METALMIKE used METAL!
ARTICONE2K was hit by a large piece of METAL!
Fine! I give up, I will faint soon.
But, KITE! Answer me this one thing. Why? WHY!?
MR. KITE: Why?
Yes, why
MR. KITE: Why is in fourth.

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Battle #16: B33r! - Febuary 20,2002 Location: Clan Creepy Headquarters, Chill City, Chill Version
Player:Datadyne Officer [record:0-2-0] last battle: loss to Drunkeness (Battle 14)

GRAUHHHHUHACH!
DATADYNE OFFICER VOMITED!
Ohh... I feel... sick... Uhhhh...
DATADYNE OFFICER VOMITED again!
DRUNKENESS used HANGOVER!
It's Super Effective!
a Hang:::hiccup:::over? I need a drink.
DATADYNE OFFICER is ADDICTED to ALCOHOL!
DATADYNE OFFICER needs ALCOHOL, badly!
...
You do know alcohol is bad for you, right?
Well yeah... but it... Ohh...
DATADYNE OFFICER VOMITED!
...it's great!
So... I guess the viewers want to know why you were at the KARAOKE BAR!
VIEWER: I do?
YES!
Ehhh :::hiccup::: well, it's a story of bravery. A story of courage. It's a story about... a lovely lady! Who was raising... Uhhh... Ohhh...
DATADYNE OFFICER VOMITED!
DATADYNE OFFICER's ATTACK continues!
What was I saying...
How you got to the KARAOKE BAR!
Right. Well... you lef me to die at the hands of the merciless JOANNA DARK...
and...!?
It turned out that I was in a :::hiccup::: multiplayer game, because some other guy came and shot JOANNA in the head. Once that happened, I bravely made my escape.
You RAN like a COWARD!
I'm alive.
Point!
Anyway, I escaped the building, and then ran. After a while I got reeeeaaaalllllyyyy thirsty, so I stopped at a place that had a sign that said DRINKS. So I stopped. And had a drink. And another. And another. And another. And anothooohhh...
DATADYNE OFFICER VOMITED!
Then, I heard someone say it was a KARAOKE BAR, so I decided to do a on-the-spot rendition of the FLINTSTONES theme.
EVERYONE saw THAT!
yeah... bet they were impressed at my musical prowless... ohh...
DATADYNE OFFICER VOMITED!
So, why are you in the CLAN CREEPY HEADQUARTERS?!
Well, after I woke up, I heard that CLAN CREEPY was looking for people to work for them who had prior experience in matters like that. So I applied. And now I'm a distinguished member of CLAN CREEPY! ...ohh...
DATADYNE OFFICER VOMITED!
...again!
So I'm here :::hiccup::: to become a member of CLAN CREEPY!
VOICE: DATADYNE OFFICER! Come in!
That's my cue...
DATADYNE OFFICER walked DISTINGUISHLY down the AISLE!
DATADYNE OFFICER PAUSED!
DATADYNE OFFICER VOMITED into a nearby VASE!
DATADYNE OFFICER resumed walking DISTINGUISHLY!
CLAN CREEPY LEADER: All right. :::ahem:::
CLAN CREEPY LEADER: Today, we are gathered here to witness as these two people join together in... hey...
CLAN CREEPY LEADER FLIPPED some PAGES!
CLAN CREEPY LEADER:Oh okay... Do you DATADYNE OFFICER accept/affirm/decline the right to be a member of CLAN CREEPY?
I... uh... accept?
CLAN CREEPY LEADER: Great! DATADYNE OFFICER, you may kiss the... what in the...
CLAN CREEPY LEADER FLIPPED some more PAGES!
CLAN CREEPY LEADER: Uh... okay this is right. By the power within the CLAN CREEPY BADGE, you are now a member of CLAN CREEPY!
CLAN CREEPY LEADER gave DATADYNE OFFICER the CLAN CREEPY BADGE!
What? DATADYNE OFFICER is EVOLVING!
DATADYNE OFFICER evolved into CLAN CREEPY OFFICER!
Yeah! Now, is there going to be a reception to honor this event filled with tasty ALCOHOL!
CLAN CREEPY LEADER: Well, there was, but about an hour ago, as we were workin on it, a guy came in and said...

Location: About an hour ago

CHARGON: B33R!

CLAN CREEPY LEADER:... and pointed a very large sword at me, so we gave him the beverages. I mean, after all, When a guy comes in holding a sword and says...

Location: About an hour ago

CHARGON: B33R!

CLAN CREEPY LEADER:... you give him the...

Location: About an hour ago

CHARGON: B33R!

What!
CLAN CREEPY OFFICER grabs CLAN CREEPY LEADER!
I'm telling you. I. NEED. B33R!
CLAN CREEPY LEADER: Get a hold of yourself!
CLAN CREEPY LEADER hit CLAN CREEPY OFFICER over the head with a BLUNT OBJECT!
CLAN CREEPY OFFICER FAINTED!
CLAN CREEPY LEADER: What... just happened here?

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