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Brock:0/1/0(6)
Dragon Master:1/0/0(2)
Easter Bunny:1/0/0(10)
ERCOD:0/1/0(10)
Exocomp:0/1/0(4)
Exocomps:0/1/0(5)
Jake:2/1/0(1,3-7,9)
Joey:1/0/0(8)
Lance:0/1/0(2)
Oak:0/1/0(1)
RRS:1/2/0(5-7)
Site Fans:1/0/0(3)
PokeBattles
Thee Pokémon Battles idea was taken from another page,(which I was given permission to do) and can be done by any members of the team. You must ask the guy at chronoweb, who does the pokebattles. Right now I'm allowing fanbattles, so send them in! Also, I and the gold version have a sort of cool system. We are going to have crossover battles(my characters against his) and possibly host a live battle tournament together. Enjoy!
Updates: 3 new battles and an Easter special. Tournament #1 is coming next, followed by a barrage of ten battles.
Battle #10 The Easter Bunny
Setting:Game
Player:Easter Bunny
Easter Special
It's time to deliever Easter eggs to all the boys and girls in the world!
The Easter Bunny sets off!
Easter Bunny sees a Chansey!
Why hello there, little Chansey, how are you doing?
Chansey bares it's fangs!
Chansey is really the Evil Rabid Chansey of Doom!
The what?
The Evil Rabid Chansey of Doom!
A obvious rip-off of Aqua's Evil Rapid Jiglypuff of Doom!
Oh.
Well, Mr. Evil Rabid Chansey, what are you doing on this fine day?
Chansey of doom is here to destroy you, getting rid of Easter!
Oh
Then I must stop you!
Chansey of doom laughs at you!
Chansey:You're feeble powers are no match for me!
We'll see about that. I'll use...
Um, what attacks do I have?
Oh ya, I remember, Egg Bomb!
Easter Bunny used EGG BOMB!
Bombs drop on all the Easter Eggs!
NO! The eggs!
Chansey of doom laughs!
Chansey: I didn't have to do anything! You ruined Easter yourself!
*sob* But, the children.
They won't have the joy of waking up and being able to seach for the eggs, an being able to eat the chocalate.
*sob* Poor children
Chansey sees you're point!
Chansey of Doom gives you his egg, which puts together all those other Easter eggs!
Thank you!
Through this act of kindness, The Evil Rabid Chansey of Doom turns into a normal Chansey!
Conradulations!
Well, I have to go now. You know how it is. 2 Billion Children to deliever to. Bye!
Easter Bunny leaves!
Later...
House #32020, here I am.
Mean Kid appeared!
Mean Kid grapped Easter Eggs and ran!
Get back here!
Easter Bunny chases mean kid!
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Battle #9 Ceureleun Spilt up
Setting:Game
Player:Jake
That was horrible. I hope I never have to see the Robotic Richard Simons again.
Newspaper blows into Jake's face!
Newspaper: Half of Seafoam island was destroyed today by a creature known as the Robotic Richard Simons. He was last seen heading to Saffaron City. You are warned to approach with extreme caution.
Half of Seafoam island?
Uh-oh
Jake arrived at Ceureleun gym!
Huh? Oh ya, I gotta get my Cascade badge
Hey, the doors locked!
Jake put his ear to the door!
Daisy:You're crazy! I'm not doing that in the routine!
Violet:Yes, you are!
Lilly: Who put you in charge!
Ceureleun sisters are angry!
I better get going...
Door opens!
Daisy asks were you going!
Um, I was just leaving...
Daisy has to let her anger out on someone!
Daisy sent out Lapras!
You want a fight, huh?
Go, Pikachu!
Jake sent out Pikachu!
Lapras used ICEBEAM!
Pikachu was beamed by a huge block of ice!
Pikachu, ThunderBolt!
Pikachu used THUNDERBOLT!
A bolt of lightning comes down from the sky and zaps Lapras!
Lapras dies from voltage!
Something died. It can only mean one thing. I'm in trouble.
Daisy sent out Gyrados!
Gyrados used BITE!
Gyrados bit off Pikachu's AS-
Ah! This is supposed to be G rated!
Sorry, forgot...
Gyrados bit off Pikachu's Butt!
Pikachu fainted!
That's got to hurt...
Go, Exocomp! Psybeam!
Jake sent out Exocomp!
Exocomp used PSYBEAM!
Gyrados fainted!
For once, no funky side effects. I'm getting lucky.
Daisy sent out Mewtwo's Blastoise!
Just HAD to jinx it, didn't I.
Mewtwo appeared!
Mewtwo took it's Blastoise back and left after robbing Daisy!
Daisy is out of useable Pokémon!
That means I won!
Jake receives the Cascade Badge!
Daisy leaves! Madder than ever!
Alright, another battle, another badge. I'm awesome at this!
The Narration would like to note that some jokes in this battle where taken from AQUA!
Quiet! I can't let anyone know!
Too late!
AQUA WEBMASTER shows up with LAWYER!
*Gulp*
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Battle #8 The What Badge?
Setting:Game
Player:Joey
(Contains level one language.)
This battle wasn't written by me.
HMMMMMM this is a wierd gym. well lets go in.
The door opens and a fist punches him!!
Aaaaahhhhh what the heck?!?!?
A laughter goes on as the lights slowly come on. . . .
??????: Ho ho ho so u wanna battle the . . . . Laughictor!
Righttttttttt.
Go Jack-ass!
Mmmmm a donkey. Go Snor-
Jack-Ass used LAUGH A LOT!
Jack-ass fainted by laughing so hard!
Cool.
Laughictor sent out King Jester!
King Jester: JJJJJEEEESSSTTTTEEERRRRR!
Go Laxitive!
Laughicator: King Jester, Pole Smack!
1-hit k.o.!
NNNOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Go PikaPoo! Poo Bomb!
PikaPoo used Poo Bomb!
King Jester was posioned, paralized, and burned!
I luv dat move!
King Jester SPS!
PikaPoo Ate It and got fat!
HMMMMM, PikaPoo Digestion!
PikaPoo releaed the food and Joey wins!
YYYYAAAAAA!!!!!! Lets see that badge
ok, if ya want to!
Well this badge is shiney, 'click!', huh?
SMACK! A FIST CAME AND HIT HIM!
1-HIT K.O.!!
Joey Fainted!
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Battle #7 Richard Simons Revenge
Setting:Game
Player:Jake
Great, this is one of those 'in between' battles we have to have before the next gym.
Jake is RIGHT!
These are always boring...
ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMONS appeared!
You again? You just not scaring me anymore.
RRS is mad because of the past humiliations you caused him!
So?
AND he's not gonna take it anymore!
RRS inserted EVIL CHIP!
RRS became EXTREMELY EVIL!
OH, I'm scared. NOT!
RRS pulled out ROCKET LAUNCHER!
RRS is taking aim!
Uh-oh. I'M OUT OF HERE!
JAKE is RUNNING!
RRS is in PURSUIT!
RRS fired ROCKET LAUNCHER!
AH! DUCK!
Jake used DUCK! Jake ducked! ROCKET keep going and crashed!...into TREE
TREE is ENRAGED!
I never thought I'd be so happy to see a fighting tree.
RRS used HACK SAW!
TREE was cut down!
*gulp*
FOREST is ANGRY!
FOREST wants to fight!
You brought this upon yourself...
RRS used TOTAL ANNIHILATION!
FOREST was TOTALLY ANNIHILATED!
This couldn't get any worse...
EVIL RAPID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM appeared!
I just had to jinx it...
RRS used NUCLEAR MISSLE!
DOOMPUFF went flying back to AQUA!
I'm in trouble. Well, BYE!
Jake ran into a cave to hide!
That was close. Hey, it's dark in here, I better light a match.
Jake lit a match!
Jake can see RRS, who is five inches away!
I'm doomed.
RRS is walking away!
What?
RRS says your not worth the effort!
but...
AH! GO EXOCOMP! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Jake sent out Exocomp!
Exocomp opened portal to Ceurelean!
I'm out of here!
Jake and Exocomp jump through PORTAL!
RRS fired ROCKET into PORTAL!
PORTAL closed!
Elsewhere...
I'm finally safe!
ROCKET came through PORTAL and collided with Jake!
Jake fainted!
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Battle #6 Battle for the Boulder Badge
Setting:Game
Player:Jake
It is finally time to win my first badge, It is time to battle BROCK!
Brock appeared!
That was quick...
Well, anyway, I want my Badge, Brock.
You must battle BROCK to get the BADGE!
Well, that's obvious
BROCK wants to fight!
Good, cause so do I
BROCK says it will be a 3 on 3 BATTLE!
BROCK sent out GEODUDE
Alright, my trusty Exocomp will take care of everything.
GO, EXOCOMP!
GEODUDE used DEFENSE CURL!
GEODUDE curled up into a little ball!
LITTLE BALL is lying around, being useless!
Um, okay...
Exocomp, Solar Beam!
EXOCOMP used SOLAR BEAM!
GEODUDE was beamed with SOLAR POWER!
GEODUDE was destroyed!
Uh-oh, that ones gonna cost me
BROCK sent out the SUPER ULTRA MEGA ONIX!
Wow, that thing is huge!
SUPER ULTRA MEGA ONIX used POWER DROP!
ONIX is dropping on EXOCOMP with the power of a BLUE WHALE!
AH! RUN!
EXOCOMP used RUN!
EXOCOMP is running!
SUPER ULTRA MEGA ONIX's attack missed!
That was close. Now, Solar Beam your hardest!
EXOCOMP is SOLAR BEAMING it's hardest!
EXOCOMP releases THE SOLAR BEAM OF DOOM!
ONIX exploded!
That ones also gonna cost me.
BROCK sent out KABUTOPS!
Then again...
KABUTOPS used SCYTHE!
THE GRIM WEEPERS SCYTHE comes down on EXOCOMP!
EXOCOMP shattered into a million peices!
Luckily for me I know a good repair man...
GO, CHAR-
ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMONS appeared!
AH!!! It's back for revenge!
ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMONS used EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
EVERYBODY is dancing now!
AH!! Have. No. Control. Over. Movements. Can't. Resist. Urge. To. Dance!
Later...
KABUTOP's fainted from exhastion!
I'm gonna be next if this doesn't end soon.
BROCK, with his last remaining strength, called upon THE POWER OF THE BOULDER BADGE!
FLYING BOULDERS Crash into ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMONS!
RRS is running from the BOULDERS!
RRS escaped!
RRS?
ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMONS!
Oh
Anyway, Jake wins!
Jake received the BOULDER BADGE!
YA!
But, why?
All 3 of BROCK's Pokémon have fainted!
BY Pokémon League Rules, you have won!
Okay then.
Oh, and sorry about the Geodude. And The Super Ultra Mega Onix!
BROCK says it's OK!
Alright, well, gotta go!
Jake disappears!
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Battle #5 The Exocomp Army
Setting:Reality
Player:Jake
An army of Exocomps, and the only way out is to fight. I'm in trouble.
You sure are!
I can win this. Go Charmander!
Jake sent out Charmander!
Into the path of 15 HYPER BEAMS!
Uh oh. Um, how many Exocomps are there?
15!
*Gulp* looks like I have to use my newly caught Exocomp.
Jake sent out Exocomp!
Exocomp army is stunned!
What!? Why?
They're suprised to see another of there kind!
Okay, well than Hyper Beam away, my Exocomp.
Exocomp used HYPER BEAM!
Exocomps 1-12 were destroyed!
Alright!
Exocomp used ICE BEAM! Exocomps 13 and 14 fainted!
Alright, just one more! Have any other beam attacks?
Exocomp used EVOLUTION BEAM!
What, EXOCOMP 15 is evolving!
I'm in trouble...
EXOCOMP 15 evovled into ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMONS!
AH!AH!AHHHHH!!!
ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMONS used SHAKE YOUR BOODY!
That didn't seem to do anything, so Beam him Exocomp!
Exocomp can't attack!
WHAT!? WHY!?
It's too busy shaking it's boody!
Just great...
Music stopped!
Exocomp used HYPER BEAM!
HOLE was made in ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMONS!
Alright!
ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMONS used REPAIR!
Hole disappeared!
Great, have anymore ideas, Exocomp?
EXOCOMP used GRAVITON FLUX!
Wow, the colors.
A flux appeared in the time/space continuim!
DIGIMON escape into the world through the flux!
NO! DIGIMON!
ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMONS is running away!
Alright! But, why?
ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMONS is afraid of DIGIMON!
Okay...
I can't believe it, in one battle, two terrible evils were releashed into the world.
One of them was stolen from a Simpsons episode, too!
Quiet, I might get sued.
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Battle #4 StarTrek Savior
Setting:Reality
Player:Jake
Jake arrived in Pewter City!
Why me? Why am I cursed with this idiot narration?
This is not idiot narration!
Idiot narration is what Aqua has!
Be quiet, Aqua is really powerful these days, we can't afford to be dissing it
Jake is right!
At least, not until I take over as top site. Hehehehe..
Don't say that out loud!
Okay, geez. So, what's up for todays battle?
Wild Exocomp appeared!
Wild what?
Wild Exocomp!
Let me be more specific, WHAT THE HECK IS AN EXOCOMP!
Do you want to check your Pokédex?
Um, I guess.
Pokédex: Exocomp, a mechanical being from a old StarTrek episode. Despises Starwars.
Just a stupid machine? I'm going to go to the Pewter Gym.
Exocomp's feelings are hurt!
How can a machine have feelings?
Exocomp is angry!
Exocomp used HYPERBEAM!
Ahh!!!!
Exocomps attack missed!
That was close. I have to catch this thing! Go Pikachu!
Jake sent out Pikachu!
Exocomp used PSYBEAM!
But doesn't it have to recharge?
Jake is confused!
No!!!
Pikachu fainted
Jake hurt itself in confusion!
Ahh! The pain!
Exocomp used SOLARBEAM!
Exocomp used ICE BEAM!
Exocomp used PHASERBEAM!
Jake is about to die!
Ow!!!!!
Hey, what a second, Pokémon can only learn 4 moves!
Jake is even more confused!
Uh-oh, I better end this quick. Ultraball, go!
Jake used an ULTRABALL!
Exocomp was caught!
That... was close.
Jake is relieved!
You bet I am. With this Pokémon, I can crush Brock!
Exocomp army appeared!
Ahh! I gotta get out of here!
Can't escape!
Looks like I'll have to fight my way out...
To be continued...
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Battle #3 The Web Surfers Revenge
Setting:Reality
Player:Jake
I'm on top of the world! I have two powerful Pokémon, and I just beat a bunch of trainers! I'm unstoppable!
Site Fans want to know why the battles of you against those other trainers aren't up!
This site has fans?
YES!
Whatever. Anyway, stuff does happen between battles. We fictional characters have lives outside this webpage! That's why, you idiots!
Site Fans want to fight!
Bha, do your worst! Go Pikachu!
Jake sent out Pikachu
Site fans sent out Computer!
Pikachu, overload the computer systems with Thundershock!
Pikachu used THUNDERSHOCK!
Computer is overloading!
Yes, it worked!
Computer is going into spasms!
How can a computer go into spasms?
Jake is confused!
It hurt itself in confusion!
Ouch
Computer Exploded from overload!
Pikachu was hit with explosion shockwave!
Pikachu fainted!
No, not Pikachu! Go Charmander
Jake sent out Charmander!
Site Fans sent out Mouse!
Charmander, ember!
Charmander used EMBER!
Mouse used DOUBLEKICK er... I mean DOUBLECLICK!
No effect!
Alright! Charmander, Scratch!
Charmander used SCRATCH
Mouse used WINDOW CLOSE!
Mouse closed the internet window this site was in!
Jake loses!
I'll have to remember not to insult people from now on.
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Battle #2 The Shame of Greatness
Setting:Reality
Player:Lance
I'm so ashamed, I lost to some punk kid. Now I'm no longer the best trainer in the world...
Lance is ashamed!
Now I'll have to train my Pokémon to be the best that they can be!
Dragon Master appeared!
Another dragon trainer? Let's battle. I warn you though, I will show no mercy!
Lance wants to fight!
But Lance can't start battles!
Why not?
Because!
Dragon Master wants to fight!
He can start battles and I can't?
...
Geez, the webmaster must be fond off blanks or something.
Dragon Master sent out Volvagia!
Isn't that the dragon from the Zelda game? Oh well, Dragonite can take him!
Lance sent out Dragonite!
Volvagia used FIREBREATH!
It's not very effective...
You should know fire attacks aren't very effective against Dragons! Dragonite, hit it with Dragon Rage!
Dragonite used DRAGON RAGE!
Dragonite is a raging Dragon!
Dragonite was boosted to full power!
Huh?
Volvagia used BOULDER DROP!
Dragonite was hit with a barrage of flying rocks!
Dragonite fainted!
No! Not Dragonite! Go Gyrados! Hyper Beam!
Gyarados used HYPER BEAM!
Volvagia is now extremely hyper!
Volvagia fainted from the sugar rush!
I beat Volvagia, but what exactly happened?
Lance is confused!
No I'm not!
It hurt itself in confusion!
I didn't! And why am I suddenly a it?
Lance is even more confused!
Lance imploded in confusion!
What?!
Dragon Master wins!
Great, beaten again.
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Battle #1 A legend begins
Setting:Game
Player: Jake
I am Jake, and I will become a Pokémon Master!
Jake says he will become a Pokémon Master!
He's lying though...
I'M NOT LYING!!
Jake arrived at Oak's Place!
What's with all the exclamation marks?
...
Hello? Still there, ya weird voice?
...
Oak: Hello Jake! What Pokémon would you like?
I want a Charmander, ya old geezer!
Oak is ENRAGED!
Oak wants to FIGHT!
But I don't have any Pokémon...
Oak threw you Charmander's Pokéball!
Now Oak wants to FIGHT!
Fine, do your worst! Go Charmander!
Jake sent out Charmander!
Oak sent out Bulbasaur!
This should be easy...
Bulbasaur used SOLAR BEAM!
Bulbasaur's attack missed!
I better not get so cocky, Charmander use your-
Bulbasaur used RAZOR LEAF!
Hey, you have to let me attack!
Bulbasaur used BITE!
NO! Charmander, use um, something...
Charmander used SOMETHING!
Critical hit!
One hit K.O!
That was a lame joke...
Charmander's attack continues!
One hit K.O!
Oak fainted!
Oak dropped a Pokéball!
Okay...
Jake picked up Pokéball!
It contains a Pikachu!
Alright!
Charmander looked at you evilly...
Charmander's attack continu-
Ah! Charmander, return!!!
Charmander, come back!
That was close.
Jake wins!
Of course I did
Jake wins!
Lousy weird voice...