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September 08- Battle #2 is up, this battle was a bit rushed and all, sorry for the suckiness of it in advance. September 02- Updated with battle #1. Restarting again yes, this time I'll stick to it.. Hopefully. Brown Version Battle #2: Car Punishment Player: LT. Mann (1-0-0) Setting: Army Base Bring the enemy DragonBlaze to me! ARMY HORDE goes off to get DRAGONBLAZE! Now, to work on my strategy when consulting his army! NARRATOR supposes it is the ONLY this in DRAGONBLAZE'S 'army'! A spy! In my own base! NARRATOR notes it is EVERYWHERE! You know too much! Its time for your death! NARRATOR wants to FIGHT! LT. MANN wants to FIGHT! NARRATOR sent out TOASTER! What is this? Fighting me with a toaster!? LT. MANN sent out LT. MANN ACTUALLY, NARRATOR was just WONDERING if you could FIX it, I've gone DAYS without an EGGO! NARRATOR also decides after this BATTLE you will BE toast! ... NARRATOR used PUN! LT. MANN is LOAFing around! I command you to RESPECT MY AUTHORITY NARRATOR commands you... DANCE like a PUPPET! Ahh, I have no control over my arms or legs! YOU have a one, MRKITE15 to thank for this! ARMY HORDE returns with DRAGONBLAZE! ARMY HORDE: SIR! What's going on? ARMY HORDE! OPEN A FULL OUT ATTACK ON THE NARRATOR! ARMY HORDE: Whatever you say, you stupid dirt bag. WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!? ARMY HORDE: SIR its the narrator! NARRATOR tires of this! DB: uhn... I find it to be a gas... ... DB: Tires, car, gas? Give me a break its only battle #2 NARRATOR BREAKS DRAGONBLAZE'S mouth! DB: How do you break someone's mouth? Like THIS! DB: ARGHHHHHH NARRATOR sighs! We WASTED an ENTIRE battle advancing the PLOT as far as LT. MANN having DRAGONBLAZE brought to him! DB: mhhtmma NARRATOR fixes DRAGONBLAZE'S mouth for PLOT convenience! DB: Sorry, what I was saying might have sounded a bit muffle(r)d. NARRATOR ends the battle before DRAGONBLAZE can SCREW it up even MORE! Battle #1: Rebirth Player: DragonBlaze (N/A) Setting: DB's House hi. ... NARRATOR... lives? zzz. zz z. zz zzz. zz this is starting to look like a starcraft game between Dit, Matt and me. o_O We COULD have had an EASY 20 line battle! We could also get a new narrator. I hate you! Don't we all. NARRATOR wonders if DRAGONBLAZE actually has a PLOT this time, or ... You DON'T have a plot do YOU? Uhh about that... well hrn... no. So, NOW what do we do? Maybe I could uhh... attempt to make a character? Make a GOOD one this time! ... oh thats some very useful guidelines. DRAGONBLAZE used CREATE! DRAGONBLAZE made LT. MANN! NARRATOR sighs! LT. MANN? Just WTF do you THINK when you hear GOOD? ... maybe he'll be better then he sounds? LT. MANN: DID I JUST HEAR YOU INSULT ME? NOBODY INSULTS LT. MAN! or maybe he wont. LT. MANN: DROP AND GIVE ME 50 YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOT! how about... DRAGONBLAZE ran away! On second thought, maybe I should have created him somewhere OTHER then my house. Well, I might as well try to make something to get him away DRAGONBLAZE used CREATE! DRAGONBLAZE created an ARMY, as well as a BASE for the ARMY! This base needs a name... BASE for the ARMY was renamed ARMY BASE! that works... hm, you think I should have made this away from my house as well? NARRATOR advises you to get a NEW house! LT. MANN: I FINALLY FOUND YOU MAGGOT! PLANNING AN ASSAULT ON MY BASE ARE YOU!? ... ... LT MANN wants to fight! DRAGONBLAZE wants to fight! Well damn, lets see. LT MANN sent out ARMY HORDE! ARMY HORDE roars with ANGER! Is this that, the name implies there's many, but there's really only one sketch? You can only wish! OK. Go, me! Use wish! DRAGONBLAZE sent out DRAGONBLAZE! NARRATOR notes you aren't getting away THAT easy! ... DRAGONBLAZE used WISH! ARMY HORDE used SHOOT, STAB, PUNCH, and other generally PAINFUL things! DRAGONBLAZE faints! ARMY HORDE wins! DRAGONBLAZE gets his WISH! ARMY HORDE is really 1 MAN! BATTLE ends with yet ANOTHER plot promising to be HORRIBLE!