Battle 1:The Battle of the skeleton! Player: Templeton Peck[No record] Setting: A Labryth (Floor 1)
Temp is trapped in the Maze! What do i do know? Temp is wandering around! Temp is lost even more now! Skeleton Apeared! This is Heavy! Weight has nothing to do with this! Skeleton sent out himself! Temp sent out himself! I'll use my scroll of Firewall! Walls caught on Fire! Walls are burning up! Skeleton used Slice! Skeleton cut Temp's arm with a sword! OOOUUUUCCCCHHH!!! That hurt you little bastard! I'm gonna megakick your ass! Skeleton had no ass to kick! Temp kicked the skeleton's head! Skeleton's head fell into the fire! Skeleton is looking for his head! Skeleton is getting close to the fire! Temp pushed the skeleton into the fire! Temp won! HAHAHAHAHAHA! now i'll pick up his shield and sword and move on. Temp picked up the armor and sword and moved on! Temp found Stairs! Temp desended to the secend level!
Battle 2:Let The Quests Begin! 9/5/00 Player: Templeton Peck[1-0-0] Setting: A Labryth (Floor 2)
Temp reached floor two! A wounded Warrior is laying on the floor! Temp walked up to him! Warroir gets Green text! Ya' Alright man? I'm baddly injored... What is goin on here, and how can i get out? Well the Black smith Griswold knows what's going on... go talk to him... And take this book of town portal to leave! But you must beat this evil. Griswald will help you with weapons and armor. He will also tell you where you can get anything else you need. Quest Log appeared on records page! Thanks. How do i use the town portal? I don't know... Figure it out yourself. But you must watch out for all the creatues... Warrior Died! gee thanks for that info... Zombie appeared! not again... Zombie sent out zombie! Temp sent out Temp! Zombie used Bite! Zombie bit temp's Arm! Temp is bleeding! Temp used Choke hold! Temp picked up the Zombie! HA! wadda gonna do now? Zombie's head fell off! Temp is distracted by head! Zombieused punch! Zombie punched Temp in his mouth! Oooofffff! that's it buster! your in for a world of pain now! RAGE ATTACK NOW!!!!! Temp is using rage attack! Temp's rage biult to full compasity! Temp is punching and kicking the zombie like something from a Jackie Chan Movie! Zombie turned into sombie powder! Squall walked by! Squall picked up zombie powder! Squall walked away! Templeton Peck is the winner! how's this stupid town portal work anyway? what is this mean? Clatu Veratu nicto! Temp was transported to town! Temp got back in his car and left! Temp is back in New York.
Battle 3: The Invasion starts here.(Click here to read the story if you haven't already.) Player:Templeton Peck[Record 2-0-0] Setting: UnKnown Date: September 12, 2000
Face has tracked down the first of Several Pigs left on Earth! Okay. I'm ready for the little Terd. Pig got affended! Pig Snorted! A tree fell over on the pig! A Lump grew from the Pig's head! Face is laughing! Pig wants to fight! Pig sent out Pig! Face sent out Clear VErsion webmaster! Face is Clear version webmaster! Face sent out himself! Pig used MOOO!!!! Huh? Pigs don't moo do they? Alien Pigs Moo! and Alien Cows Oink! Moo did absoultly nothing! I'll punch the Pig With The Witchblade! Face used Punch! Face punched The Pig! Supper effective! Pig used Moink! Moink is not a known attack! I'll use fry! Face fried The Pig! Pig turned into Bacon! Bacon used Smell! Face can smell the yummy Bacon! Narraraotor ate all the bacon! Bacon was Yummy! Bacon Fainted! Face has 5 more pigs to track down!
Battle 4: The Invasion part II Player:Templeton Peck[Record 3-0-0] Setting: A Bar in New York city. Date: September 13, 2000
Face is sitting in a Bar with his poke`mon The Kirbinator! Face looks over! A Pig Cop is sitting next to him! Pig Cop sees him! Pig Cop wants to fight! Go Kirbinator! Face sent out Kirbinator! Pig Cop sent out Himself! Use Niagra Falls! KIrbinator used Niagra Falls! Kirbinator gets green text! NIAGRA FALLS!!! Attack is Building! Slowly I turned Step by step. Ihch by inch! Attack is almost there! Then I turned! The Kirbinator Beat up on the Pig Cop! Pig Cop is in Major Pain! Pig Cop is in critical condition! Kirbinator use File download error rage! Kirbinator was downloading a program! program had an error! Kirbinator picked up the computer and threw it! Computer hit Pig Cop! Pig cop fainted! Face won! Hurray! Face destroyed the last two pig cops and that ended that.
Battle 5: The Battle of Bel Air Player: Aaya Brea [No Record] Setting: Bel Air Date: September 16, 2000
Aaya is jogging down the streets of Bel Air! Eve appeared! Eve is mad because Aaya Killed The Altimate Being! Eve wants to fight! Eve sent out Napster! Aaya Sent out Nummy Muffin Cocol Butter! Nummy Muffin Cocol butter was renamed Muffin! Muffin use Download! Muffin downloaded from napster! The Drummer from Matalica appeared! Drummer started a speech about how Napster is Evil! Face appeared! Face punched Drummer! Drummer fell over a cliff! Drummer died! Every napster Fan rejoyced! Napster used Backstrretboys songs! Napster started palying Backstreet Boys music! FAce ran away so he'd be spared! Muffin eat the Speakers! Muffin tried to eat the speakers but Muffin's saliva pripped onto the speaker! Muffin was electrucuted! Muffin Fainted! Aaya sent out Aaya! Muffin was electrucuted! Muffin Fainted! Aaya sent out Aaya! Aaya used shoot! Aaya Fired two shoots! One hit Face! The other hit The Speakers! Napster Exploded! Eve sent out Eve! Eve used Fury Swipe! Coin landed on Heads! Aaya was swiped! Aaya fell off the cliff and landed on the drummer from matalica! Napster Fans rejocyed again because he is still dead! Eve Won!
