Battle #1: The Beginning
May 4, 2000
Setting: Game 20%
/ Reality 30%
/ Anime 50%
Player: Matt
[No Record - though it would be interesting if he had]
Wonder where I've
stumbled into now...
MATT hears
VOICE!
Yeah, correct...Oh
what could this voice be, like I didn't know...
NARRATOR
slaps MATT upside the HEAD!
Ow...Fine...No
more sarcasm...until later...I'm here to get a Pokémon, I hope (hint)...let's
see..
NARRATOR
accepts BRIBE!
Er..hehehe...um...(dumb
narrator)...forget that..
MATT sees
a POKÉMON!
Good...er,
which pokémon is it?
NARRATOR
says LOOK for YOURSELF!
Useless narrator...First
day on the job probably...
MATT sees
a..er..PIKACHU!
How original..sigh..I
don't have one yet, so..Pokéball GO!
MATT threw
a POKÉBALL!
It broke
free!
Great..
PIKACHU is
ANGRY!
Pikachu can't
get angry - Pikachu's too cute...
PIKACHU used
THUNDERSHOCK!
Ow! Why you...
PIKACHU used
CUTENESS!
Aw..Can't
harm a cute widdle thing like that...
It's super
effective!
MATT is unable
to attack!
No! I fell
for the cute widdle pikachu act...
PIKACHU used
THUNDERBOLT!
Ow again!
I want to
send out a pokemon - I know, I'll send out..
MATT sent
out MATT!
What?
You have
no pokémon!
Oh...yeah...drat...
Ok...Me! Run away...
MATT used
ESCAPE!
Can't escape!
WHAT?!
NARRATOR
is feeling particularly NASTY today - MWAHAHA!
Another bribe?
NARRATOR:
You do not have enough money!
Sure I do,
I have ¥999999.
MATT has
had his money STOLEN!
WHAT!!!
NARRATOR
is ALL-POWERFUL!
Fine...I'll
fight this...Me, use..er..something!
MATT used
SOMETHING!
SOMETHING
was USED!
Well..er..yeah.
SOMETHING
did SOMETHING!
OKAY - I
get the point...now say what it does...
SOMETHING..er..BAD
happened!
To whom?
SOMETHING
BAD happened to EVERYONE!
Er...that's
bad..
EVERYONE
disappeared!
PIKACHU and
MATT were unhurt!
I wondered
why that "everyone" guy was here...ah well.
PIKACHU used
THUNDERWAVE!
Owch?
MATT's paralysed!
It can't move!
*silent muffling*
MATT used
MMFMMFMMF!
It's fully
paralysed!
...
PIKACHU used
THUNDER!
*mmfmmfmmfmmfmmfmmf!!!*
PIKACHU used
PARALYZ HEAL on MATT forcedly!
Why?
BATTLE is
more INTERESTING when you aren't "MMF"-ING!
Yeah. Good
point.
CHARITY walked
IN!
In to where?
Here!
But this
is outside...ah, forget it...
CHARITY sat
down in SPECTATOR STAND!
This is outside,
long grass, it isn't an arena! And why is she sitting down, its a spectator
STAND isn't it...
CHARITY wants
to SIT DOWN :P
Well, okay,
not much to watch..
PIKACHU is
TAPPING his FOOT!
Oh yes, let's
continue..
I will use...my
ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION POWERS!
NARRATOR
has FLAME VERSION POWERS - MATT doesn't!
But it's
MY site!
NARRATOR
points to TOP of PAGE!
TOP of PAGE
says FLASHFIRE has FLAME VERSION POWERS!
But I'm the
first person battling! Don't I get anything for that?
No!
FINE! I will
use Rock Throw!
MATT used
ROCK THROW!
MATT threw
ROCKS!
STOP STATING
THE OBVIOUS!!
NARRATOR
reminds you that is WHY he is HERE!
I know that..
ROCKS hit
PIKACHU!
It's super
effective!
Great...Pokéball
go!
MATT threw
a POKÉBALL!
PIKACHU threw
a ROCK!
Hmm...
ROCK hit
POKÉBALL!
MATT caught
ROCK!
Gah..Hold
on a sec - Go Rock
MATT sent
out ROCK!
Right...Rock,
use Smash!
ROCK used
SMASH!
ROCK SMASHED
into PIKACHU!
It's super
effective!
Great.
PIKACHU used
JACKHAMMER!
Eh?
PIKACHU JACKHAMMERED
into ROCK!
Ok...Rock,
use Lay the Smack Down! (had to be done o.o)
ROCK used
LAY THE SMACK DOWN!
ROCK LAYED
the SMACK DOWN on PIKACHU!
Ha! Beat
that!
PIKACHU has
a SMACK DOWN laying on TOP of IT!
NO! Oh come
on...
NARRATOR
was CHALLENGED and ANSWERED so THERE!
Right...Where's
the BOSS...
BOSS appeared!
Fire him
- he's lousy.
BOSS disagreed!
What! Why?
BOSS says
we haven't had him NARRATING long enough to see how GOOD he is!
First day...Gah,
fine then...
MATT rejoined
PIKACHU BATTLE!
Return Rock...I
want this one myself...
MATT: ROCK,
return!
MATT sent
out MATT!
Right..now
to do this the smart way..
PIKACHU used
THUNDERSHOCK!
Me, use Lightning
Rod!
MATT used
LIGHTNING ROD!
LIGHTNING
ROD was placed in GROUND!
THUNDERSHOCK
was displaced into GROUND!
Heh...try
again litle pikachu..
PIKACHU tried
AGAIN!
LIGHTNING
ROD dispelled THUNDERSHOCK!
Right...Me,use..er..Rock
Throw again!
MATT used
ROCK THROW!
ROCK THROW
was renamed to STONE THROW!
Hey...
MATT threw
FIRE STONE at PIKACHU!
PIKACHU is
unaffected!
So why did
I throw a fire stone! Those things cost you know...
NARRATOR
is getting PAYBACK for you trying to FIRE him!
Pun intended?
Always!
Thought so..So,
how does this "fire" stone get revenge on me then?
NARRATOR
says NOTHING!
Wrong. You
just said something then.
NARRATOR
didn't say ANYTHING!
Ok...I can
wait..
PIKACHU caught
FIRE STONE!
Nice catch...Ever
thought about baseball?
PIKACHU can't
play BASEBALL!
Why not?
PIKACHU is
a MOUSE!
Join Little
Pokémon League Baseball then...everything from Diglett to Raichu...
PIKACHU might
CONSIDER...PIKACHU thinks about BATTLE again!
Oh yeah...Your
attack.
PIKACHU was
BURNED with FIRE STONE!
PIKACHU threw
FIRE STONE back!
Nice throw
too..
MATT catches
FIRE STONE!
No-one said
I couldn't catch...
MATT dropped
FIRE STONE!
Ah...drat...
MATT picks
up FIRE STONE!
Why emphasise
it?
What? MATT
is evolving!
Oh, that's
why...WHAT?! I thought I had enough of this on Blue Version, only one, but
it's enough...
MATT evolved
into FLAREON!
NARRATOR
changed FLAREON'S TEXT to ORANGE!
...Flare
*Ok...I didn't expect that...&£%*!! I don't want to be a Pokémon!*
Flare *The
orange is okay, though..*
PIKACHU thinks
that's MEAN to POKÉMON!
Flare *I
didn't mean it like that...*
Would you
like to give a nickname to yourself?
...Flare
*Pick one at random*
FLAREON was
renamed to GLQHIRUH!
FLARE! *NOT
THAT RANDOM!*
Flare *Something
that sounds right at least...*
GLQHIRUH
was renamed to FLASHFIRE!
Flare *Yeah...that's
okay...better then G-L-Q-H-I-R-U-H anyway...*
CHARITY fell
over!
Flare *I
told you not to sit down..stupid non-backed chairs..*
FLASHFIRE
pulled CHARITY back up!
FLASHFIRE
starts TALKING about those CHAIRS!
PIKACHU thundershocked
FLASHFIRE!
FLARE! *OW!..
Yes, I've STILL got a battle to finish..*
PIKACHU fell
over!
Flare *Bit
overworked there - Shouldn't be in as many pokebattles then, should you?*
PIKACHU is
moved to POKÉMON CENTER!
Flare *Now...I
was here to catch pokémon...instead I ended up with more then a catch
- may as well hang around for a long while..*
NARRATOR
gave AQUA TEXT to CHARITY!
Flare *I
wonder what color you are going to speak in...*
NARRATOR
waps FLASHFIRE upside the HEAD!
Flare *I
have to put sarcasm in somewhere else too, you did, remember?*
NARRATOR
facefaults...and SAYS he doesn't REMEMBER!
Flare *Ya,
right*
FLASHFIRE
WON!
Flare *Won
what?*
FLASHFIRE
won the FIRST BATTLE - WIN BADGE!
Flare *Hehe*
FLASHFIRE
also won the DUMB SARCASM BADGE!
Flare *Gah..*
Battle #1A:
Desperate Measures for Desperate Times
May 4, 2000
Setting: Game 30%
/ Reality 20% /
Anime 50%
Player: Charity
[No Record]
Well, that was
unexpected...Hey, I can speak now ^_^
FLASHFIRE
can't!
Tough luck
there - I mean, I was sat doing nothing while you spoke.
FLASHFIRE
walked away!
Ah...Fine
Flash, be back soon..
NARRATOR
looks to CHARITY for a BATTLE!
Uh..don't
look at me..you're the narrator, if you want a battle, go make one..
NARRATOR
makes BATTLE!
I think I'll
watch this.
NARRATOR
says you CAN'T!
Oh? And why
not?
NARRATOR
says you are IN the BATTLE!
I said don't
come to me for a battle!
NARRATOR
didn't - you never SAID you didn't WANT to be in the BATTLE!
Fine...
GUY appeared!
NOO! Not
YOU!
GUY is NEW!
You're a
newbie you mean..
NARRATOR
reminds CHARITY that she is TOO!
Oh yeah..drat..
GUY wants
to fight!
Fine...Go
ME!
CHARITY sends
out ME!
...
GUY sent
out GUY!
Who is "me"
anyway?
ME was renamed
to NARRATOR!
So I sent
the narrator out? Nice..Ok Narrator, use your Narrate attack.
NARRATOR
used NARRATE!
NARRATOR
is NARRATING POKÉBATTLE!
GUY used
NOTHING because NARRATOR said SO!
GUY is unable
to attack!
Great..Narrator,
use..um..Jiggly Death!
NARRATOR
is not DOOMPUFF!
But you're
the narrator! Just say you use it!
NARRATOR
doesn't like JIGGLY DEATH because the first RED VERSION NARRATOR died from
it!
NARRATOR
doesn't WANT to be NEXT!
Fine...Use
Mega Punch!
NARRATOR
used MEGA PUNCH!
NARRATOR
punched GUY MEGA-HARD!
GUY fainted!
LOL ^_^ -
Well done Narrator!
NARRATOR
hasn't been PRAISED before!
NARRATOR
has been SHOUTED at by FLASHFIRE and that's IT!
I don't expect
it to get better...You made him a Pokémon...he's upset about that
now..
FLASHFIRE
walks BACK!
Hi there
Flash...
FLASHFIRE
sees you caught NARRATOR!
Er...well...sort
of..
Battle #1B:
The Charity Battle (the first one)
May 4, 2000
Setting: Game 20%
/ Reality 30% /
Anime 50%
Player: Charity
[1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Guy (Battle #1A)
VIRUS appeared!
A Virus?
Like a Computer one?
Yes!
That's a
bad thing...Let's get rid of it!
CHARITY wants
to fight!
FLASHFIRE
allied with you!
What made
you decide? Heh..
VIRUS sent
out VIRUS!
Go Bagel!
CHARITY sent
out BAGEL!
FLASHFIRE
sent out CREAM CHEESE!
Hey..
BAGEL evolved
into CHEESE BAGEL!
Bizarre...
VIRUS used
INFECT!
CHEESE BAGEL
can't be infected!
Bagel, use
drop!
BAGEL used
DROP!
BAGEL dropped
on VIRUS!
VIRUS is
covered in CREAM CHEESE!
Bagel, use
Flashfire!
FLASHFIRE:
Eh?
You'll see...
BAGEL used
FLASHFIRE!
FLASHFIRE
used FLAMETHROWER!
FLAME cooked
CHEESE!
It worked!
VIRUS is
CHEESED solid!
Now, finish
with antivirus!
BAGEL used
ANTIVIRUS!
Critical
hit!
It's super
effective!
VIRUS fainted!
I won ^_^
Ally FLASHFIRE
won too!
Ok..We won.
BAGEL gained
3436 EXP!
What? BAGEL
is evolving!
Nonononononono,
don't evolve! You're still part of my lunch!
Press B to
stop evolution!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Huh? BAGEL
stopped evolving!
Now to finish
lunch...
CHARITY walks
to BAGEL!
CHARITY eats
BAGEL!
FLASHFIRE:That
wasn't a very nice thing to do to the bagel that won you that battle.
I was hungry...
NARRATOR
doesn't THINK it was very NICE either!
The bagel
was nice - I liked it ^_^
NARRATOR
didn't mean THAT!
NARRTOR enlists
CHARITY for VOLUNTEERING in TEST EXPERIMENT!
WHAT??! I
DUN WANT TO BE NO TEST PERSON O_O
CHARITY really
DOES want to be a TEST PERSON!
No I don't
><
NARRATOR
says you DO!
BUT I DON'T!!
NARRATOR
is ALL-POWERFUL!
NARRATOR
will say what you ARE!
I don't want
to be a test person though...
NARRATOR
says TELL that to the MEN in WHITE COATS!
NOO!
MEN drag
CHARITY to POKÉMON GENETICS LAB!
No! Lemme
go!! I'm too young to be spliced!
FLASHFIRE
ran after CHARITY!
Battle #1C:
Genetics isn't for the useless
May 4, 2000
Setting: Game 40%
/ Reality 10% /
Anime 50%
Player: Flashfire
[2-0-0] Last Battle: Allied Win vs. Virus (Battle #1B)
I will find Charity..
CHARITY was
TAKEN to GENETICS LAB!
I know that...IT
WAS YOUR FAULT!
NARRATOR
didn't think EATING a BAGEL that WON your last BATTLE for YOU was very GRATITUOUS!
Don't talk
about food...I haven't eaten for ages..
NARRATOR
talks about FOOD!
FLASHFIRE
whacks NARRATOR upside the head!
NARRATOR
didn't SAY that!
Heh...I kn
ow you didn't..
Oopsie...hehe...
NARRATOR
isn't PLEASED!
Just...just
lip the chat and narrate...
...
Ah, a sign...What
does it say...
...
Sometime
TODAY!
...FLASHFIRE
looked in OTHER DIRECTION!
You will
act normal...or I'll get the Doompuff...
FLASHFIRE
reads SIGN!
Thank you.
SIGN says
POKÉMON GENETICS LAB!
So Charity's
in here? I'll go look around...
FLASHFIRE
looks AROUND!
Doors everywhere...Great...
NARRATOR
recommends you go to the DOOR with TEST EXPERIMENT on it!
Wow...I could
NEVER have thought of that...
NARRATOR
whacks FLASHFIRE upside the head!
Fine...No
sarcasm...
FLASHFIRE
opens DOOR and enters ROOM!
FLASHFIRE
sees MACHINES, USELESS STUFF, and a MEWTWO!
A Mewtwo?!
An ASLEEP
MEWTWO!
Don't narrate
so loud please...
NARRATOR
has TO!
MEWTWO woke
up!
Great...let
me guess...Mewtwo is angry - Mewtwo wants to fight..blah blah...
MEWTWO: Flash?
Eh?? You
can't know who I am...unless...
Mewtwo's
are Telepathic! Yeah, you read my thought...
MEWTWO: Well,
I did, but it was a load of rubbish :P
That's correct
too ><
MEWTWO was
renamed to CHARITY!
CHARITY??!
CHARITY is
still a MEWTWO!
I can see
that..
NARRATOR
doubts it!
You're right...><...Anyway,
come on..
I can't ><
NARRATOR
points out CHAINS!
I'll get
them off...Me, Fire Blast the chains!
With me sitting
here? O_O
You're a
mewtwo - it won't hurt THAT much.
FLASHFIRE
used FIRE BLAST!
CHAINS were
UNAFFECTED!
Damn..
ALARM went
OFF!
Ack..
Damn..
SWAT TEAM
walked in!
YIPE!
CHARITY wants
to fight!
You're tied
up, remember?
Oh yeah.
Drat.
SWAT TEAM
wants to fight!
SWAT TEAM
sent out SWAT MAN!
Just one?
SWAT MAN
used TREBLE TEAM!
TREBLE?!
FLASHFIRE
sees 4 SWAT MEN!
Go Flash?
^_^
Ok...I send
out Myself!
FLASHFIRE
sent out FLASHFIRE!
Now, Flash,
use SWAT!
FLASHFIRE
used SWAT!
FLASHFIRE
swatted a PAW at a passing FLY!
Grr...
FLASHFIRE
grabbed SWAT MAN and SWATTED FLY with SIDE of SWAT MAN'S HEAD!
SWAT MAN
fainted!
Yes!
SWAT TEAM
sends out SWAT MAN 2!
SWAT MAN
2 has GRENADES!
WHAT?? AACK!
SWAT MAN
2 threw GRENADE at FLASHFIRE and CHARITY!
Critical
hit!
It's super
effective!
FLASHFIRE
is paralysed!
SWAT MAN
3 walks to FLASHFIRE with GUN!
. o O (NOOOOOOOO!!!)
What the...
CHARITY is
ANGRY!
CHARITY broke
through CHAINS!
SWAT TEAM
is SCARED!
CHARITY FLOATED
in the AIR!
Right...what
sort of a lesson is there to learn...Oh yeah...DON'T SPLICE MEE!
CHARITY used
PSYCHIC BLAST on SWAT TEAM!
It's super
effective!
Critical
hit!
SWAT TEAM
fainted!
Wow...that's
powerful...
FLASHFIRE
is paralysed (hint hint)
CHARITY uses
PARALYZ HEAL on FLASHFIRE!
There...moving
fine now?
Yeah...never
better...@_@
FLASHFIRE
walks into SIDE of MACHINE!
ALARMS ring!
MACHINE:
Timer to self-destruct: 1min
WHAAAATT??
Come Charity, quickly...
FLASH runs
fast and exits!
CHARITY floats
out through roof!
CHARITY and
FLASHFIRE escape!
LAB explodes!
Oh well....so
much for getting our forms back...
Yours was
only done not long ago >< - Irony, frankly ><
Yeah...
What a busy
day...
NARRATOR
is here TOO!
Nearly forgot
^_^
....I can
see that Narrator...
Don't try
and pick an argument...
I won't....just
tell him not to...
NARRATOR
gives FLASH an EEVHAL LOOK!
FLASH took
the EEVHAL LOOK face and FRAMED IT ^_^
Hehe ^_^
Wonder if
there's more that have had that happen.
Yeah...
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