Guess he finally
decided to put me in another battle again...
EVILRAIMEW
appeared!
Noo! For
losing in battle 6, he's going to eat me! HEEEEEEEEELP!
NARRATOR
can't do anything!
NARRATE my
way out then!!
PIKAMEW was
NARRATED out of DANGER!
EVILRAIMEW
followed!
...NARRATOR,
use KILL!
NARRATOR
used KILL!
No effect!
KILL had
NO EFFECT! AAAAAAAAH NOOOOO!
EVILRAIMEW
wants to fight!
Fine then,
GO MEEE!
PIKAMEW sent
out PIKAMEW!
Now then,
Sparks...
EVILRAIMEW
used PUNCH!
PIKAMEW was
PUNCHED into a TREE!
Hey! I didn't
get to finish my intimidating speech!
You're fighting
SPARKS...It would have failed anyway!
Fine...Me,
use Psychoshock!
PIKAMEW used
PSYCHOSHOCK!
SPARKS was
SHOCKED!
SPARKS didn't
faint from shock though!
Why not?
BECAUSE HE'S
SPARKS!
Um...Narrator...How
much is he paying you, I'll double it...
Well, SPARKS
is paying me ¥999 a second...
These battles
aren't measured in time! They're measured in lines!
Well, that's
what I said...Then he said the longer the battle took, the more I'd get...And
to get the money, you would have to faint...
Uh...The
way Matt writes battles...Forget I said I'd double it, I doubt Sparks has
that much either...
SPARKS used
BRIBE!
It's not
very effective...
You don't
have enough money to do that!
That's what
I just said -_-
SPARKS used
SPARK!
It's super
effective too!
PIKAMEW was
sparked!
Right...That's
it...Me, use Ram!
PIKAMEW used
RAM!
PIKAMEW threw
COMPUTER MEMORY at SPARKS!
No effect!
I DIDN'T
MEAN THAT SORT OF RAM...
Fine...PIKAMEW
used RAM!
PIKAMEW threw
a RAM at SPARKS!
Attack missed!
OR THAT SORT
OF RAM!
PIKAMEW used
RAM for the final time!
PIKAMEW rammed
into a WALL!
WALL fell
on PIKAMEW! PIKAMEW was hit by falling BRICKS!
Forget it...
SPARKS used
TAUNT!
It's super
annoying!
You can say
that again...
SPARKS used
TAUNT!
It's super
annoying!
I didn't
mean literally...
So? It's
a PUN!
A bad one
at that...
You think
YOU can do better!
YES! I DO!
IF IT WAS ME UP THERE, I'D BE GIVING PUNS THAT COULD MAKE PEOPLE SPONTANEOUSLY
EXPLODE WITH LAUGHTER!
NARRATOR
is POed!
NARRATOR
gave RED TEXT to PIKAMEW!
Let's see
YOU do better then...
GLADLY!
NARRATOR
does BETTER!
BETTER is
REALLY POed!
BETTER went
off to the PO!
BETTER was
renamed to BUTTER!
BUTTER went
off? It's past it's SELL-BY DATE!
BUTTER was
never ON-SALE!
BUTTER wasn't
ON SAIL either!
SAILING CRUISE
forgot the BUTTER!
They couldn't
get any because BUTTER was busy at the PO!
BUTTER that
needs to go to the PO? They probably didn't WANT to get any of that!
CRUISE would
be BETTER with BUTTER!
But even
without it can do BETTER then you!
Just like
I can!
...wow...You
used to narrate?
YEP! I was
the first NARRATOR in this VERSION!
Okay - Now
give us me Red Text back...
NO! I have
to get REVENGE on FLASHFIRE now!
OI! I WANT
MY RED TEXT!
NARRATOR
fainted!
Oh yeah...Sparks
is still here...
SPARKS beat
up the FAINTED NARRATOR!
PIKAMEW won!
EVILRAIMEW:
What about me?
Uh...PIKAMEW
ran away!
(Muhaha...Now
I shall seek Flashfire and get my revenge...)
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