ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER
walked in!
<...EVERYBODY
BUT ME GETS TO WALK IN NORMALLY! WAAAAA..Oh, heya...>
Hello.
White text...
What other
color would you imagine I have, Charity? Black? Green? Purple with little
pink dots?
Nope...White...
NARRATOR
thinks BLACK may be BETTER!
...If my
writing was black, you wouldn't be able to see it...Oh, haha...
MATT fwapz
the NARRATOR!
<What
EXACTLY are you trying to prove...>
NARRATOR
thinks the ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER is OVERRATED!
<Call
him Jason then o.O>
Not the NAME...sigh...
In other
words, you ponder over why I am in my position, correct?
Basically,
yes...
<I still
think Mashu should kill this Narrator too...>
Narrator,
he made Poké Battles what it is today. You tell me why that isn't
a good reason he should be in power...
Because I'm
stubborn. Anyway, without him, Poké Battles could still exist...
<...You
want to test that I suppose...You're just a Rookie Narrator, what can you
hope to do against one who has narrated for as long as he has?>
Oh, I don't
intend to beat him here. This is his universe, as such he has the advantage.
I thought we'd see how he fares in reality...
SETTING was
SWITCHED to 100% REALITY!
<You can't
exist in 100% Reality, Narrator...>
NARRATOR
is STILL HERE!
Uh...That
isn't possible...And I don't have to talk in thoughtspeech any more, thank
whoever...
ALMIGHTY
WEBMASTER was renamed to JASON!
FLAME-to-REALITY
PORTAL vanished!
But you can't
exist in reality...
Wrong, Matt...Remember,
the Narration is based on the Pokémon Game Narration...
Well, this
IS my room...
NARRATION
moved everyone OUTSIDE!
He still
has power in the real world?!
There is
something wrong here...I know it...
NARRATION
wants to fight!
NARRATION
sent out NARRATOR!
I will use...Almighty
Webmaster Powers!
Attack failed!
Why? Just
because I'm in the real world, it doesn't mean I'm not the Almighty Pokébattles
Webmaster...
You're just...you...here,
Jason...
Meg, he would
be him. Here or in PokéBattles, there's no-one else can be him...I
mean, who else is going to be him? There's only him that can be him....
MEG facefaults!
I'll use...Kick!
With the Nike™ trainers!
JASON used
KICK!
JASON kicked
the AIR with his NIKE™ trainers!
AIR fainted!
The AIR can't
faint o.O
Well, it
DID! So MWA!
The advertising
is a cliché, Narrator...
MEG used
SHUTUP!
MEG, SHUT
UP!
MEG shut
up!
Me, use Switch
Off Gameboy!
JASON used
SWITCHOFFGAMEBOY!
LONGNAMEATTACK
failed!
Caught in
his own cliché...
That was
a good joke at the time...Lani liked those long attacks so much...
He didn't
MAKE it a cliché...
NARRATOR
used I'MMOREPOWERFULTHENYOU!
NARRATOR
is MORE POWERFUL then YOU!
But YOU isn't
here! Just JASON, MEG, and MATT!
Ugh...No
more clichés, they're driving me nuts...
They don't
have to go very far then, do they...
...
MEG pulled
out ANIMEHAMMER!
OMAE O KOROSU,
MATT-SAN!
WHAT?! NOOOO!
MATT floated
into the DISTANCE!
MEG followed
incredibly fast!
Just you
and me then, Mr Narrator...
JASON showed
RESPECT!
Now, me,
unleash...TERRIBLE POWERS!
JASON doesn't
KNOW that ATTACK!
MEG called
from the DISTANCE, "Another cliché! Good
job I'm more preoccupied at the moment...GET BACK HERE MATT-CHAN, this won't
hurt for very long..."
MATT was
HEARD in the DISTANCE, "CHAN?! I'm notta CHAN!
I'll be flat if you catch me though...AAAAAAA..."
Those two...Anyway,
me, check what attacks I've got!
JASON pressed
START!
JASON selected
JASON in the Pokémon menu!
JASON selected
STATS in the SUBMENU!
JASON pressed
A again!
JASON has
Kick, Punch, Bite, or Real Big Unknown Attack that May do Something Really
Dumb!
Exp until
next level?
JASON pressed
A again!
JASON needs
947676982496054262465426854604206427654608204576098742865 EXP to progress
to level 83,581!
And I learn
my next attack...when?
LEVEL 582,683!
...Skip it,
I'll use that really big attack thing...
JASON used
REAL BIG UNKNOWN ATTACK THAT MAY DO SOMETHING REALLY DUMB!
It didn't
do something dumb!
Good..
It did something
STUPID instead!
Ugh...Wording...
It made JASON
fall asleep!
That's stupid,
because he wouldn't fall ASLEEP when he had a NARRATOR fighting him that
was intent on CAUSING DEATH!
MATT floated
back from around the BLOCK!
Floated?!
In reality? I thought something was wrong...
MATT went
up to next door's HOUSE!
MATT walked
into EDGE of SCENERY!
A-HA! We
never left the PokéBattles Universe! Jason, you're not helpless after
all...It was a Narrator plot...
Zzzzzz.......
MATT tears
a bit of the SCENERY!
MATT can
see the FIELD!
He moved
us a total of 100 feet...How very far...
MEG ran in!
So, why can't
Jason do much if this isn't reality?
Reverse psychology
- If you think you can't, you won't be able to...
Zzz...
What are
we waiting for? JASON, WAKE UP O_O
Z...Eh...Wha?
This isn't
reality, Jason...It's a Narrator trick...
So...I'm
still the ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER?
Yes!
Drat...I'm
done for...
ALMIGHTY
WEBMASTER unleashed TERRIBLE POWERS!
SCENERY disappeared!
MATT got
THOUGHTSPEECH back!
<Terrible
Powers...Hehe...>
Another cliché...
<Now the
word "cliché" is a cliché too :P>
Bye bye everyone...
NARRATOR
exploded into MILLIONS of tiny PIECES!
MASHU from
some FARAWAY locker room: "Oi, Only I
am allowed to kill Flame Narrators..."
JASON won!
And now Flame
Version doesn't have a Narrator...
OBEDIENT
EXPERIENCED NARRATOR appeared!
NARRATOR
#5 was renamed to PROPERNARRATOR!
<An OBEDIENT
Narrator?! That's possible?>
NARRATOR
is OBEDIENT but he will DEFY if it makes a JOKE!
At least
he won't defy just because he feels like it...
PIKAMEW from
far away: "Oi, just because I was individualist..."
ALMIGHTY
WEBMASTER has to finish his NETWORK CHECKING!
<Later
then, Jason...>
JASON walked
away!
<I wonder
if this narrator will let me walk in to a battle...>
NARRATOR
will NOT!
...
It's funny
to hear you rant at the beginning of each battle you're in...
<.....OMAE
O KOROSU!>
...O_O...Bye...
MEG ran off!
MATT grabbed
MEG'S ANIMEHAMMER and ran after MEG!
NARRATOR
followed!
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