All right! I've got my 3 original Pokemon, plus my new Pokemon Rancor, UFO, and PuPu! All I need now is …uh…what now? I never really worked out what I was doing, I just sort of ran into things…um, hello? Narrator? ?? Strange, usually by now I would have gotten some sort of comment like…Like…??? Now I'm really worried! YO! NARRATION! Kick in!
ROBBY is looking for LAVENDER TOWN!
Huh? Finally! Where were you?
I'm CASSANDRA. The old NARRATOR got eaten, so I'm his replacement!
Um…no! That's quite wrong. Sorry if I'm rude, but you should check up on things before saying them! For your INFORMATION, I am NOT heading for Lavender town!
Yes, you ARE!
I AM NOT! And your name CERTAINLY isn't Cassandra!
My name is CASSANDRA!
Ha! What a doofus! And the old Narrator wasn't eaten, I bet you just stole his job!
Shut up!
Why? I'm just telling the truth! And you're not his replacement, ya two-timing…
ROBBY reached LAVENDER TOWN!
No, I DIDN'T!
Look around you! Houses, houses, Pokemon Tower, I DON'T SEE ANY LAVENDER TOWN!
CASSANDA is getting frusterated!
CASSANDA calmly explains that those houses and tower MAKE UP LAVENDER TOWN!
Now you're just being freaky, miss. 1. You aren't invisible, so you can't be a narrator. 2. You aren't frusterated at all, it's plain as day that you're perfectly calm! 3. What houses? What tower? What in the name of Kirby are you talking about?
CASSANDRA is extremely angry!
No, YOU ARE NOT! I'M THE ANGRY ONE!
CASSANDRA's face is as red as a beat!
CASSANDRA SHRUNK ALL THE LETTERS BY ONE SIZE!
CASSANDRA TURNED ALL THE TEXT SMALLER, AND MADE NARRATORIAL TEXT THE ONLY ONE BOLD!
No, you DIDN'T! The letters are the normal size, your text IS NOT bold, and YOU ARE A FILTHY LIAR or a COMPLETE MORON!
CASSANDRA wants to fight!
No, you don't. You don't want to fight! And your face is pale!
CASSANDA really wants to fight!
No you don't!
Yes she does!
No you don't!
Yes she does!
NO I DON'T! Er…Uh…Wait…am I Cassandra or you? No wait! YOUR NAME ISN'T CASSANDRA! DUH! YOU WERE LYING ABOUT THAT!
I never EVER lie, and I WILL FIGHT YOU!
YOU ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALLLLWAAAAYYSSSS LIIIEEEEE, AND NOOOO YOU DONNN'T WANT TO FIIIIGHHTT ATT ALLL! What a stupid little….
NARRATOR appeared!
NARRATOR explains that KIRBY belched him up!
NARRATOR wonders why the text isn't bold, and is smaller!
Because I made it that way! I'm CASSANDRA!
You are not CASSANDRA! You didn't not make anything any way! And the letters are not red, not shrunk, and are normal!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU ARE STUPID PEOPLE!
NO WE AREN'T!
No we are NOT!
CASSANDRA Is dead!
I'm not dead!
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LISTEN TO ME! I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT NO ONE EVER BELIEVES ME! THIS IS A POKE BATTLE, AND IN IT YOU TWO ARE AGAINST ME, I DON'T KNOW WHY!
We aren't against…..who…..huh? Who was I just talking to?
I don't know…is this….um….why are we talking?
Because I am NARRATOR and this is a PO…K….erm, this never happened.
None of this happened. Bye.
Bye?
NARRATOR has left!
ROBBY has left!
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
CASSANDRA is stomping around!
CASSANDRA is very very angry!
…CASSANDRA is not stomping around.
…CASSANDRA is not angry.
………CASSANDRA doesn't exist.

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