Battle #24: Excellent...   4th December 2000
Setting: 100% Here, There, and Nowhere
Player: OddLani   [No Record]
Written by Lani - New Author
Yellow Version Battle #81
 

ODDLANI is waiting!
Yes,I am...
ROBBY,MVB appeared!
Heya there...
ROBBY,MVB: Lani! Bad Pokemon! Return!
Right,Robby...
ODDLANI has an AXE!
Shut up,shut up!
ROBBY,MVB:You have a WHAT?!
Didn't you hear about my new job?
I'm...um...a woodsperson!
I...uh...cut down trees!
ROBBY,MVB:Oh,okay.Now,RETURN!
Okay,that's it...
ODDLANI used AXESLASH!
ROBBY,MVB was cut in half!
Take that! And that and that and that!
The attack continues!
ROBBY,MVB was chopped up into tiny pieces!
ROBBY,MVB is in critical condition!
ROBBY,MVB: Bad...Pokemon..*gasp* You'll...never...get away...*gasp*with this!
ROBBY,MVB fainted!
Drat! Only fainted...
JRCOM appeared!
Heya!
JRCOM:Wanna battle? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! You've got logs next to you! I'm gonna kick you!
Grr...
ODDLANI used AXESLASH!
JRCOM was cut in half!
That's for trying to kick me!
And so is that and that and THAT!
The attack continues!
JRCOM was chopped up into several thin slices!
JRCOM fainted!
ODDLANI is crazy!
NO! I'M ODD! ODD I TELL YOU!
OOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
Fine,fine...
ODDLANI recieved the AXE-WIELDING HOMICIDAL MANIAC badge!
I did?
Aw...thanks
 

Player: Lani
 

LANI is watching TV!
Right,channel 7.
Now be quiet,I'm trying to listen...
NEWSCASTER: Two people were a attacked by a crazed maniac. They were rushed to a HOSPITAL and GLUED back together. They appear to be in critical condition.A note was found nearby. *pauses*
Yes,yes,go on...
NEWSCASTER is reading the note!
WILL YOU JUST-
NOTE:
I chopped up JRCOM and ROBBY,MVB as you can say. NEENER NEENER NEENER! Next is Jason Ross,'cause he never even mentioned me in any RED VERSION battle! Humph! I'll change that...You'll never catch me! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
WHAT?! That maniac's gonna try and kill Jason Ross! NOOOO!
NEWSCASTER:That was strange...Anyways,this maniac must be stopped before she kills the wonderful Webmaster of Oz..er..I mean the Webmaster of Pokebattles.com.
ODD VOICE: NO! It was ODD! ODD I say! *slash*
LANI quickly turned off the TV!
Poor people..*sniff* chopped up into little pieces like that..*sniff*
COPS appear!
LANI was ARRESTED!
I was WHAT?!
NOOOOOOOO! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!
Picture of LANI was taken!
PICTURE was placed in FRAME!
That had better be a good frame...
LANI was thrown in JAIL!
Oy...
 

Player: Evil Scientist
 

EVIL SCIENTIST is looking at a LARGE MONITOR!
Excellent....

To be continued...
 
 
 
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