Battle #32: When Paper Bags Attack..  4th December 2000
Setting: 100% Here, there, everywhere...
Player: Ditto [6-3-2] Last battle: Unfinished, so draw - against Flashlight (Battle #23)
Written by Ditto36 (Webmaster of Lavender Version ) -
Author of Strawberry Milk Mimic Mania (Battle #2), TCG and the Cashier (Battle #3), Cruise and a Bruise (Battle #4), A Map, Some Trees, and Attacking Trees (Battle #5), The First of Ditto's Problems (Battle #6), Clearing Up Some of the Past (Battle #7), Something to Pass the Time (Battle #10), Who wants to be a Pokémillionnaire? (Battle #11), Who Wants to be a PokéMillionnaire? Part 2 (or 3) (Battle #13), Version Conversion (Battle #22), When Flashlights Attack.. (Battle #23)
 

...STOP WITH THE ATTACKING OBJECTS ALREADY!!! -_-;
NARRATOR didn't make the BATTLE!
Who did, then...oh..
DITTO actually learned SOMETHING!
...At least I know more than you...
DITTO does not!
Prove it.
...Uhh...NARRATOR knows what 1 + 1 is!
What?
11!
O_o;
NARRATOR knows how to be ANNOYING!
You know how to use CAPS too...
NARRATOR is happy with CAPS! ^_^
Uhh...just make the attacking object appear...
PAPER BAG appears!
What size...?
Uhh...NARRATOR doesn't know!
Cause you're dumb. O_o
NARRATOR isn't DUMB!
NARRATOR is just...uhh...TIRED!
After you drank a pound out coffee?
YES!
...Bad excuse...
NARRATOR dares DITTO to think of a better ONE!
Just admit it.
...
BATTLE starts!
ARGUING ends!
But...
NO BUTTS!
Butts?
Err...BUUTS!
...?
BUTSS!
.....?
...Grrr...BUTS!
You got it right... O_O
...BATTLE will start NOW or DITTO will be hugged by SOMETHING...
Eh...fine...
PAPER BAG wants to fight!
PAPER BAG sends out PAPER BAG!
No suprise...I'll send out myself...
Go! MYSELF!
...
DITTO uses ...!
It's super silent!
...Grr...Myself, use...uhh...MY!
MYSELF uses MY!
MYSELF owns MY!
PAPER BAG uses FAINT!
PAPER BAG faints!
MYSELF wins!
Wha...?
DITTO is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Ack! Ow......wait...I won?
MYSELF won, not DITTO!
...fine...me leave.
DITTO leaves!
...
...
Uhh...NARRATOR is bored!
NARRATOR leaves!
 
 
 
Main Index Page
Back to the opening page
Persian Version Archive Index
Back to the Persian index
<---Previous battle
Battle 31
Next battle -->
Battle 33