Battle #34: Up For Grabs Battle  January 29th, 2001
Setting: Goldenrod Dept. Store
Player: Professor ElmTree  [No Record]
Written by PBSupport (Webmaster of PokéBattles Support ) - New Author
Yellow Version Battle #178
 

I knew it! A new version and yet not a single new item for sale!
MANAGER appeared!
And I suppose I’ll have to battle you.
MANGER does not want to FIGHT!
Curious.... Very well. I demand that you get a shipment of new items as soon as possible.
MANAGER used SHIPMENT!
SHIPMENT fell on PROFESSOR ELMTREE!
Bwaa!!! Well well, I was under the assumtion we weren’t battling. So be it!
PROFESSOR ELMTREE wants to FIGHT!
Go......! ...... ..... ... er............. I have no Pokemon....
PROFESSOR ELMTREE is in violation of BATTLE DIRECTIVE #11426!
Blast!
MANAGER disappeared!
Wait a moment.... there are no battle directives!
PROFESSOR ELMTREE discovered why this HAPPENED!
I did? I mean, I did!
PROFESSOR ELMTREE is too late in his SAVE RESPONSE!
Get on with it!
NARRATOR IS CONFUSING PROFESSOR ELMTREE!
No you’re not!
...!
I’m going to end this silly Narration buisness once and for all!
PROFESSOR ELMTREE purchased ITEM!
ITEM was ULTRA GREAT BALL!
I’ll catch the narrator!
ULTRA GREAT BALL became a PUNY SMELLY BALL!
What can one expect.
NARRATOR is about to declare itself WINNER!
Go ahead.
...!
..!
.!
!
NARRATOR is incapable of WINNING!
Logic. You are not a player. You control them. Therefore, by destroying the manager I became the only remaining player. I have won.
PROFESSOR ELMTREE’S logic makes no SENSE!
Of course it does!
NARRATOR has changed reality!
NARRATOR is now a PLAYER!
Go! Puny smelly ball!
Ha!
Take that!
Wait, where’s the narration?
Oh, I see. Without a narrator there is no narration.
And without narration-
THERE is no WINNER!
What??? Who said that?
NARRATOR is using NARRATION!
That’s it! This has gone too far (and long!) ! I’m leaving!
PROFESSOR ELMTREE left!
NARRATOR wo-
You can’t win!!!! You’re not a player!!!!
PROFESSOR ELMTREE left already!
NARRATOR is becoming a PLAYER!
Ha! Stalemate! You can’t narrate! You can’t win! Ha! Ha!
NARRATOR remembers his PURPOSE is not to WIN but to stop PROFESSOR ELMTREE from winning!
That's not good.
NARRATOR used NARRATION!
PROFESSOR ELMTREE died!
No-one won!
 
 
 
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