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Most recent update: February 10, 2002: MetalMike: Battle 8, haunter wrote it ;)

Battle Eight: AHHHH.
Date: February 10, 2002
Setting: Triangle Path
Player: Dan

…WTF? I’m actually the player in a battle?
Yep!
So, haunter, how are things?
HAUNTER_UK is NOT IN THE VERSION!
…Then who the hell are you?
NARRATOR is the NARRATOR!
…The version's Narrator is haunter_uk o.o;;
HAUNTER_UK CREATED NARRATOR when GOING OUT of the VERSION!
…Why’d he leave?
SOMETHING ABOUT a LEPRECHAUN!
…Oo
….How the hell do I get out of here?
…FIND YOUR WAY out of the PATHS, FIRST!
….I’ve been following this path for weeks and found nothing ¬_¬
…You’ve been WALKING round in TRIANGLES for WEEKS?
…Damn.
WARNING, DOT QUOTA USED UP.
Me, use leave!
DAN used LEAVE!
DAN CLIMBED a TREE!
DAN THINKS it’s a LEAF!
Awww~
…Well, this is humiliating ¬_¬

<LaughingGasAWAY> Hehe... Laughing gas...

…But not as bad as what he’ll be feeling in the morning O.o;;
Oh yeah o.o;;
…Anyway… TREE LIKES its NEW LEAF!
OTHER LEAVES got JEALOUS!
…This is a variant of the classic battling a Tree battle, isn’t it?
Yep~
LEAF1 wants to fight!
LEAF2 wants to fight!
LEAF3 wants to fight!
LEAF4 wants to fight!
Only four leaves!? O_o
It’s WINTER, BAKA!
DAN sent out DAN!
LEAF1 sent out LEAF1!
LEAF2 sent out LEAF2!
LEAF3 sent out LEAF3!
…?
…? WTF’s that meant to mean?
SOMETHING that the NARRATOR didn’t expect, basically!
…That can’t be good.
LEAF4 sent out AFRICANTREESOCK!
…WTF?
DAN used POKEDEX on AFRICANTREESOCK!
POKEDEX: African Treesock - Amanda’s cousin from Africa. Friendly and fun loving, but highly critical. Will give very low BQs. Approach with caution.

<PonkeyJong> I'm doing a lit-tle dance. I have to det out energy. HA! You thought I was going to sing my song. Am I not right?

…How weird.
…Yep…
Anyway, me, use Fireball.
DAN used FIREBALL!
THE BALL! THE BALL! THE BALL IS ON FIRE!
…O.o;;
…DAN does REALISE that he has the ONLY TWO BALLS in the current BATTLE, right?
…GAAAAAAAAH!!!
DAN was burnt~
LEAF1 used RAZORLEAF!
LEAF1 was CUT in TWO!
LEAF1 fainted!
LEAF2 used GREEN BOMB!
LEAF2 BOMBED the COLOUR GREEN!
LEAF2 is GREEN!
LEAF2 fainted!
LEAF3 used LEAFY!
LEAF3 is LEAFY!
LEAF3 LEFT Y!
Y wants REVENGE!
Y killed LEAF3!
LEAF3 died!
Y: Bwahahahahahahay!
Y ran away!
AFRICANTREESOCK used SOCK!
AFRICANTREESOCK SOCKED DAN ONE!
SOCK was STUFFED UP ONE of DAN’S NOSTRALS!
…O.o;; Me, use Awesome battle..
DAN used AWESOME BATTLE!
DAN wrote an AWESOME BATTLE!
AFRICANTREESOCK used RATE!
AFRICANTREESOCK gave AWSOME BATTLE a BQ 0.21!
It’s super effective!
DAN is in CRITICAL CONDITION!
Me, use recover.
DAN used RECOVER!
DAN RECORDED OVER AMERICAN PIE by DON MCLEAN!
MUSIC LOVERS EVERYWHERE became GREATLY ENRAGED!
MUSIC LOVERS EVERYWHERE MAUL DAN!
DAN fainted!
...UH WHAT!? Did that make ANY logical sense?
Why not?

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Battle Seven: The I-was-so-lazy-I-waited-till-over-a-month-to-update-battle
Date: January 21, 2001
Setting: Dark Area
Player: Shadowy Figure

SHADOWY FIGURE rubs hands over CLEAR ORB!
Ha...so I see that this Conar mistake will not trouble this world for long...Finally, the moment I have awaited.
Close. Within my grasp.
But what will it take to complete?
What will it cost?

Setting: Vortex (at center of Ghost)
Player: Leprechaun

LEPRECHAUN watches VORTEX!
This whole version is a MISTAKE. It never should have occured! By all rights, this place is MINE.
...May I ask what you're talking about?
Look, this is how it works. Because of Sandy's screwing around with plot systems, and some very unfortunate occurances in Blood, Ghost Version exists on one plane only. However, the way it was SUPPOSED to work, GigaVirus should have left the wall AFTER Cold Version's Battle #6, in which I went to Blood. That way, /I/ was supposed to be sucked into the vortex! In one of the other Sandy plots, LEPRECHAUN VERSION exists!
O_O;;! Sandy's fscked up the PB universe, hasn't it?
Yes! I came from Sandy's first plane into the second. But I cant seem to get to Sandy's third plane! What exists there? Or is GigaVirus still guarding the void?
HAUNTER_UK says he'd be GLAD to come with you!
HAUNTER_UK creates TEMP. NARRATOR!
HAUNTER_UK put TEMP. NARRATOR CONTROLS in KEY ITEM POCKET!
Okay, now I have my own color. Now, how did you get from Sandy's first plane to it's second?
Well, that was easy. In Leprechaun Version, I, as the webmaster, was able to use those powers to open a vortex here. The vortex at the center of Leprechaun links to Ghost directly now. If you can make it link to the third plane as well, we can just hop in.
HAUNTER_UK used LINK!
THIRD PLOT is responding!
HAUNTER_UK's ATTACK succeeded!
Lets go, then.

Setting: LeMonAde Version - Vortex(At the center of LeMonAde)

...EEP. Lemonade Version!?
LEMON appeared!
ADE appeared!
LEMON: Thats right. Ade, should I explain? Apparently these characters dont know whats happening...
ADE: I KNEW I should have pressed CREATE instead of INSERT-yea, go ahead.
Urrrh...
LEMON: It all started when I joined IOA...
YOU joined IOA?? Why O_o;;
LEMON: Well, I was a peice of paper. I fit right in. A rock and scissors really had no place there, so I left SalMon and DeMon behind.
But you are-
LEMON: -.- ANYWAY, as I was saying.  IOA moved to the secret area of Blood, where Conar and Ade were. Ade and Conar both made an agreement with IOA that we would all rebel against MetalMike. Ade and I didnt like this idea, and us and a few others met to find out what was happening. But Conar found us and killed everyone but Ade and I. We ran from him, finally finding the Wall and knowing it was our only escape. Conar is in this version somewhere, but he has powers that let him do things like hide from the webmaster like he did in Blood. We were trying to find him when you appeared from our central vortex.
Wait, though. Ade, what exactly IS the story behind MetalMike, Conar, and you?
ADE: Ah yes, the-Lemon, the book is still in the hall, right?
LEMON: Yes, it is. We have a book that has recorded the entire history of Sandy, Blood, and all "offspring" versions of the two, including Cold and LeMonAde.
LEMON got BOOK!
ADE opened BOOK!
What does it say?
I think it says: "TO BE CONTINUED IN THE FANFIC..."

Setting: Ghost Version: Dark Area
Player: Shadowy Figure

Well now, this is an interesting twist of things.
SHADOWY FIGURE is STARING into CRYSTAL ORB!
What is this!? I can see MetalMike destroying Conar...but I also see the opposite! Two different battles, and two different outcomes!
But HOW?!

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Battle Six: From Whence They Came

And with that, the story mode reactivated. Oh, quit your whining Ghost! I was only joking with you! Hmm... Wonder if this place will ever be used again... You know, it could be used by any version, could be used to hold someone for all eternity, no chance of getting out... Wonder if it'll ever be used like that... Fate implemented it this time... They were fated to return to Sandy... "Just shut up and send me home, damn you!" The ghost yells. I'll get round to that, I'm waffling. The more you interrupt me, the longer this will take... The entity in there with them... Who knows? It could be someone outside of the worlds of Sandy and Blood... Outside the worlds of Pokebattles itself... Or, it could have merely been the thoughts of Davis and Veemon incarnated. We may never know, or we may find out next week... There is no telling when we will know, or even if we will know... You know, I'm enjoying this... No wonder Narrators have to be the center of attention all the time, what do you say, haunter? "Urrh... First Seal went away from me, now this...." The ghost replies, the bar of Floap looks up...