Welcome to Ground Version. I can't join the Network without a link to red version. So look to the side for the direct path to the ORIGINAL Version. Pokébattles is owned exclusvely by one Jason Ross. For those who are confused, click here ,to get a better understanding as to what this is. Enjoy. UPDATES:DECEMBER 24: Battle #7 is up. Enjoy! DECEMBER 29: Unfortunately, this is the end of Ground Version. My parents have told me to disasociate my self with all things Pokemon. This is my final Battle, it was great while it lasted, all. Date of Death: December 29, 2000. 5:07P.M. Pacific standard time. Friday. .... What's this? Can it be? ... *GASP* GROUND IS REVIVING!!!!!! REJOICE! Actually, this is a sporradic revival. Seeing as how I will have to do this only when I: A/ Have the Battle Prewritten, or B/ Am home alone or unsupervised. REJOICE ANYWAYS! No Battle as of yet to post, but there will be! This time, the version will run properly, if not sporradically. -September 17, 2001

FanBattles!

Archived Battles!

Battles 1-5!

Recap: Looks like Jessie of Ground Version has fallen for the little group of dudes, namely JPG, SSCT, and Trigger. Lets go see who she's chasing now..... BATTLE #6: An UN-fair fight December 15, 2000 Players: Trigger Happy [2-0-1] & Jessie. [0-0-1] Location: SSCT's Airship. Where did you hide this thing, SSCT? SSCT: Nowhere. I just called it up. JPG is riding on Ultima WEAPON out there, how about you make sure UW doesn't try to eat him, kay? Really? I thought you ditched him a while ago. JPG APPEARED! JPG used KICK! JPG KICKED TRIGGER in the GROIN! @_O YEOWCH! What did you do that for?!! JPG is SORRY! JPG says RED made HIM KICK YOU! RED: D'oh! RED can't BELIEVE he SNITCHED on HIMSELF! Hellooooooooooo.......... Trigger, where are you? Geez, can't I get RID of her?! She's been following me around all week! RED thinks JESSIE LIKES TRIGGER! Ah, well, that maybe so, but- THERE YOU ARE! Eeep! Gotta go! Can't escape! Grrr... TRIGGER used CURSE! TRIGGER is YELLING OBCENITIES at RED! RASCi APPEARED! RASCi says GOTCHA! Eeep! Fine, I'll stop cursing. RASCi says THAT a NEARBY SAILOR BLUSHED after you YELLED THAT! NEARBY SAILOR was RENAMED POPEYE THE SAILOR! POPEYE used URRH! POPEYE was fully URRHed! Can he go ANY lower? ^_^ Ooooo,  HUGGLES! ... Don't do that. Why not, Trigger-sama? Oi. RED, Help me, please?! RED will NOT help TRIGGER! And why not?! RED is ENJOYING THIS! Me, too! My Trigger-sama! No, Trigger goin' bye bye. Trigger-sama can't leave! Why not? I hate mushy stuff. The fact that you're doing it to me is even worse. Aww, poor Trigger-sama. JESSIE used SQUEEZE! TRIGGER IS GETTING SQUEEZED! She paid you off, didn't she? RED says NUH UH! RED hides MONEY REALLY FAST! I KNEW IT! JESSIE used SMOOCH! JESSIE is SMOCHING with TRIGGER! NO!! HELP MEE! JPG:Can't. This is too funny! I hate you! RED isnt FOND of YOU EITHER! Lemme go! Nuh uh! I like this! ^_^ Fun to Huggle and smooch you! Why me? RED used AWW..... RED used END! BATTLE ENDED! E-mail me comments about these battles, or the ones before it Here.

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Da Webmasters Fav Versions!

Red Version!

Aqua Version!

Dark Version!

Liquid Version!

Character records. Records are displayed in a win-loss-draw format [w-l-d]. The battle number a character takes part in or appears in is displayed after the players record ( #1, #2, Etc. ). Total battles the character has participated in is shown before the [w-l-d] reading. Names are organized by GOOD, EVIL, OTHER, and in alphabetical order. GOOD Fred Winner, 4 [1-2-1] #2, #3, #4, #5. SandslashCt (Webmaster) 6 [2-1-1] #1, #2, #3. #4, #5, #6. Trigger Happy 4 [2-1-1] #2, #3, #5, #6. JPG the Spellcaster 2 [1-1-1] #4, #5 RED 6 [1-0-0] All of them, hes the narrator. EVIL TR Army 3 [1-1-1] #1, #2, #5 OTHER Jessie, 2 [1-0-1] #5, #6

Wierdos have visited Ground Version! Oi.

Recap: Looks like Jessie has fallen for Trigger. Will Trigger get away from Jessie? Eh, not likely. It's fun to watch him try, though. You never know what will happen..... BATTLE #7: Another day, another crossover. December 24, 2000 Players: Trigger Happy [2-1-1] & Jessie. [1-0-1] Location: Jessie's Room. GET ME OUTTA HERE! Nuh, uh! I like this! Why me... Cuz your so Kawaii! >_< RED appeared! RED used CHUCKLE! RED is CHUCKLING at TRIGGER'S HAIR! ..... Come down here and say that, RED. RED says NO! RED is having MORE FUN where HE IS! JPG and FREDDY appeared! JPG used FROWN! JPG is FROWNING at RED! FREDDY used LAUGH! FREDDY LAUGHED his ASS OFF! FREDDY is CHASING AFTER his ASS! RSACi appeared! JPG used FLARE! JPG tossed a FLARE at RSACi! FLARE EXPLODED! RSACi FAINTED! MR. WEATHER MAN appeared! MWM predicts that HOONEE will APPEAR! PORTAL appeared! PORTAL used OPEN! PORTAL OPENED! HOONEE appeared! HOONEE used RUN! HOONEE RAN to MWM! A FIGHT OCCURED! JPG sent out PBS! PBS used ANNOYING BARNEY SONG! It's super disturbing! Fighting ceased! Ohh, baka PBS. Huh? Oh.... TRIGGER is CHUCKLING EVILY! RED is NERVOUS! TRIGGER used LOCK-ON! TRIGGER was LOCKED-ON! JESSIE used TACKLE! JESSIE TACKLED TRIGGER! You stay here, Trigger-sama. TRIGGER used CURSE! TRIGGER CURSED LOUDLY at RED! JESSIE used POUND! JESSIE POUNDED PBS into a PULP! O_O Ack! Where were we... Oh yeah! Huggling! NO! Don't do that! I'm outta here!! Can't Escape! JESSIE used STRAP! JESSIE STRAPPED TRIGGER to her BED! JESSIE used- SSCT appeared! SSCT used MERCY! SSCT has MERCY for TRIGGER! SSCT used BIND! JESSIE was BOUND in a STRAIGHT JACKET! Thanks. Now get me down, please. SSCT REFUSES! SSCT says YOU look FUNNY THERE! SSCT goes to get a CAMERA! Why me... RED used CACKLE! RED CACKLES at TRIGGER'S STUPIDITY! PORTAL appeared! PORTAL used DRAG! PORTAL DRAGGED TRIGGER and JESSIE into LIQUID VERSION! PORTAL used CLOSE! PORTAL CLOSED! RED is CONFUSED! RED hurt FREDDY in its CONFUSION! FREDDY FAINTED! RED WINS! E-mail me comments about these battles, or the ones before it Here.

The Last battle.

Recap: This is the end of Ground Version. Le Grande Finale. The end. May it rest in peace. BATTLE #8: Death of a Version. December 29, 2000 Players: SandslashCt [2-1-1] Location: Desert of no Return Well, everyone, this is it. Ground version is closing down. Its begining to merge wtih Dark once more. EVERYONE used GASP! Yes, well... To make sure everyone doesn't go wtih Ground, I'm sending everyone to Lunar Version. JPG is the Webmaster there, so you should have no problems. RED, prepare to bring Jessie and Trigger here. RED used PREPARE! RED is NOT PREPARED! RED IS PREPARING! .... .... RED IS NOW PREPARED! Good. Fred, you arent going to Lunar. I'm sending you to Dark. I don't know WHY, but at least you will live to tell of this version. FREDDY is HONORED! FREDDY got THWAPPED! RED will MISS THWAPPING FREDDY! Freddy: I sure won't. PORTAL OPENED! TRIGGER and JESSIE step out! TRIGGER is KOed! TRIGGER is being DRAGGED! SSCT used PITY! RED notes it is a PITY that GROUND will CLOSE! LUNAR PORTAL OPENED! Jessie, go through the portal. I'll be there soon. Scince MWM and HOONEE arent my characters, I'll just kill them off now. MWM and HOONEE RUN in FRIGHT! JPG APPEARED! JPG sent out Stupid Sailor Asha JigglyChu! Also known as DISTURBINGCHU! DISTURBINGCHU used IT! DISTURBINGCHU became an IT! DISTURBINGCHU used GETTIN' PIKA-JIGGLY WITH IT! It's super disturbing! HOONEE's VIRGINITY FAINTED! HOONEE DIED a Horrible, agonizing, disgutingly xxx death! MWM used PREDICT! MWM PREDICTED his OWN DEATH! DISTURBINGCHU used JIGGLY-DEATH! Its super DOOMPUFF RIP-OFFING! MWM died a horible, agonizing, inhumane, disturbing Death! JPG RETURNED DISTURBINGCHU! Ok, RED, you're going to Lunar as well. NO! RED WILL BE A LOWLY EXTRA THERE! Better than dying, isn't it? RED agrees.... RED USED FINAL PRANK! What? SSCT and TRIGGER_HAPPY are MERGING! What the hell!!! SSCT and TRIGGER_HAPPY MERGED into TRIGGER THE DIGGER! Player: Trigger the Digger WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!!! RED did his JOB! RED LEAVES for LUNAR VERSION! Damn you RED! ..... Oh, well. Er hem... TtD used OPEN! TtD OPENED A PORTAL to DARK! TtD KICKED FREDDY into DARK VERSION! PORTAL CLOSED! TtD goes through LUNAR PORTAL! BATTLE used END! VERSION ENDED! NO ONE WINS! The final battle is ended, all is said and done. Enjoy whats here, if you can.