 Battles #1-#5
Battle #6-10
Light Version Records
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Battle #11-Doom, Doom, and more Doom...I sure am original with my titles aren't I? August 3rd, 2000
Player: Doctor Claw [0-0-0] No Record
DOCTOR CLAW is scheming!
Now...at last I will have my revenge on Gadget and
that stupid dog of his...
SCRAFFY DOO is already dead!
I am not talking about him. Please don't make me talk to much...you're spoiling the dramatic cameo appearence..
DOCTOR CLAW did not appear!
MACHINEDRAMON appeared!
Who are you? Hey...your claws are bigger than mine!
MACHINEDRAMON calls you an imposter!
MACHINEDRAMON wants to fight!
I'll show you. My minions are much more loyal then yours. Go, Spy.
MACHINEDRAMON wants to fight!
The Narrator always seems to feel the urge to say that twice...have you ever noticed that?
Argh...this is cramping my style...must...retreat into shadows...
DOCTOR CLAW's WHEELED CHAIR backpedalled!
DOCTOR CLAW retreated into SHADOWS!
DOCTOR CLAW sent out SPY!
MACHINEDRAMON sent out MEGADRAMON!
MEGADRAMON used MEGA CANNON!
Spy, use insidious plot.
SPY used INSIDIOUS PLOT!
SPY plotted to DEACTIVE MACHINEDRAMON!
While PLOTTING, SPY died!
*sigh* That's about all all my servants can do...well, then go me.
DOCTOR CLAW sent out DOCTOR CLAW!
MACHINEDRAMON withdrew MEGADRAMON!
MACHINEDRAMON sent out MACHINEDRAMON!
Now, I shall reveal my identity...
DOCTOR CLAW revealed identity!
DOCTOR CLAW is actually...
...
MACHINEDRAMON is waiting...
...BOB-OMB!
MACHINEDRAMON is surprised!
To say the LEAST!
Heh. Now you now my secret...
BOB-OMB lit FUSE!
MACHINEDRAMON thinks you are STUPID!
BOB-OMB used SELF-DESTRUCT!
Critical hit!
BOB-OMB fainted!
MACHINEDRAMON is in critical condition!
MACHINEDRAMON said that was a CLOSE call!
Wild KIRBY appeared!
MACHINEDRAMON wants to catch KIRBY!
KIRBY was renamed DOOMKIRBY!
MACHINEDRAMON is afraid!
DOOMKIRBY was renamed DOOMDOOMKIRBY!
MACHINEDRAMON wants to flee!
Can't escape!
Looks like you're in trouble...
MACHINEDRAMON says to make that DOUBLE!
Double?
MACHINEDRAMON does not know WHY MACHINEDRAMON suddenly felt URGE to say that!
Whatever. Goodbye, mr. machine...
MACHINEDRAMON wonders where DOCTOR CLAW is!
MACHINEDRAMON saw CLAW!
That's right...I'm really nothing but a claw...now you will die...
DOOMDOOMKIRBY used INHALE!
DOOMDOOMKIRBY swallowed CAT!
No! NOO!
DOOMDOOMKIRBY: Meow.
CAT died!
That does it!
DOCTOR CLAW used SLASH!
DOOMDOOMKIRBY was unaffected!
Curse his marshmallow hide! We must regroup later!
Machinedramon, I'll ally with you. Meet me under the oak tree at six o' clock with your allies! I will find mine!
DOCTOR CLAW ran...er...clawed away!
MACHINEDRAMON ran...er...um...got away safely!
DOOMDOOMKIRBY is angry!
That was extraordinarily close...now for an ally...Narrator, if you please.
DOCTOR DOOM appeared!
Battle #12-NO OAK JOKES ALLOWED! August 5th, 2000
Player: Machinedramon [1-0-1] Last Battle: Run away from Doomdoomkirby
...UNDER THE OAK TREE?
That's what CLAW said!
...I WILL NOT ASK.
MACHINEDRAMON is waiting!
THAT SEEMS TO BE ALL I DO. LIKE IN THE ABOVE BATTLE....
MACHINEDRAMON is waiting!
YES. WHEN EVERYONE HAS ARRIVED THE PLAN CAN BEGIN.
MACHINEDRAMON is waiting!
I KNOW.
MACHINEDRAMON is waiting!
STOP THAT.
MACHINEDRAMON is waiting!
THAT DOES IT. PREPARE TO FIGHT.
GIOVANNI2 appeared!
FINALLY. WHY IS YOUR NAME GIOVANNI2?
GIOVANNI2 wants to fight!
WHAT? WHY? I SUMMONED YOU HERE.
GIOVANNI2 says you stole TEAM ROCKET MOTTO!
I DID NOT. BUT IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT…
GIOVANNI2 does!
GIOVANNI2 told MACHINEDRAMON to do DISHES!
WHAT? NO. WHY SHOULD I?
GIOVANNI2 commands it!
I AM NO SLAVE OF YOU.
MACHINEDRAMON threw away WEDDING RING!
WHAT? I AM NOT MARRIED. I AM MACHINEDRAMON. DIGIMON TREMBLE IN MY PRESENCE...
GIOVANNI2 isn't scared of a DISHWASHER!
DISHWASHER? THAT DOES IT. PREPARE TO FIGHT!
GIOVANNI2 says you already said that!
GIOVANNI2 wants to fight!
YOU ALREADY SAID THAT, TOO.
GIOVANNI2 sent out PERSIAN!
HA. HA. HA. GO, GIGADRAMON.
MACHINEDRAMON sent out GIGADRAMON!
PERSIAN used SCREECH!
It’s not very effective…
NOW. GIGA CANNON.
GIGADRAMON used GIGA CANNON!
PERSIAN used SLASH!
GIGA CANNON was SLASHed in TWO!
CANNON exploded!
GIGADRAMON was hit with recoil!
NO WAY. FLY.
GIGADRAMON flew up high!
GIOVANNI2 told MACHINEDRAMON that MACHINEDRAMON stole GIOVANNI’s voice!
NO. WE DO NOT EVEN SOUND ALIKE.
GIGADRAMON used FLY!
PERSIAN fainted!
GIOVANNI2 said MACHINEDRAMON sounds like GIOVANNI when GIOVANNI is not VISIBLE!
YES. WE EVEN HAVE THE SAME PANEL. WHY DON’T WE JOIN FORCES?
GIOVANNI wonders what MACHINEDRAMON means by PANEL!
As does NARRATION!
GIOVANNI2 wonders WHY!
TO STOP THE RAMPAGING OF DOOMKIRBY.
DOOMDOOMKIRBY, you mean!
…
GIOVANNI2 agrees!
Battle #13-Gathering of the One-Sided Bad Guys! August 5th, 2000
Player: Machinedramon [1-0-2] Last Battle: Allied with Giovanni
Ally GIOVANNI is waiting!
MACHINEDRAMON is waiting!
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED.
Ally GIOVANNI2 wonders what GIOVANNI2 is waiting for!
JUST WAIT.
Ally GIOVANNI2 already is!
DOCTOR CLAW appeared!
DOCTOR CLAW calls GIOVANNI2 a cheap IMPOSTER!
KITTY nodded!
PERSIAN growled!
STOP THIS. WE MUST WORK TOGETHER.
DOOMDOOMKIRBY appeared!
NO!
DOOMDOOMKIRBY used YUM!
DOCTOR CLAW was swallowed!
DOOMDOOMKIRBY became DOCTOR DOOMDOOMKIRBY!
THIS IS MADNESS.
DOCTOR DOOMDOOMKIRBY wants to fight!
Ally GIOVANNI2 sent out JESSIE!
GO! GIROMON!
MACHINEDRAMON sent out GIROMON!
BATTLE is not FUNNY enough!
I DO NOT CARE. I WILL TRIUMPH.
NARRATOR wonders if MACHINEDRAMON has ever met BORG!
NO. GIROMON. SUPER SPIN.
DOCTOR DOOMDOOMKIRBY was suddenly STRUCK DOWN!
DOCTOR DOOM is happy!
WILL YOU JOIN US? DOOM?
DOCTOR DOOM says YES!
Ally DOCTOR DOOM sent out DOOMBOT!
DOCTOR DOOMDOOMKIRBY is not impressed!
JESSIE used MALLET SMASH!
DOCTOR DOOMDOOMKIRBY was flattened!
DOCTOR DOOMDOOMKIRBY ran away!
WE HAVE HIM ON THE RUN NOW!
Ally DOCTOR DOOM gave chase!
Ally GIOVANNI2 gave chase!
MACHINEDRAMON gave chase!
CHASE received ! ! !!
CHASE recieved 2477 exp!
CHASE wins!
WHAT?
MACHINEDRAMON is confused!
It de-activated in its confusion!
NOOOOO0000000000101010111!
...wait, didn't that cat already die?
YOU are deactivated!!!
SORRY!!10111010101110101 1011 101...
Battle #14-Limbo Limbo Til You Drop August 12th, 2000
Player: Dale [1-2-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Monkey Imps at Black Version
DALE woke up!
Oh great. Now, when I open my eyes, I'll probably be locked up in a jail cell or something.
DALE opened eyes!
DALE is in the same SPOT as DALE was before!
What? But...why?
SUPER-DE-DUPER MAN left immediately to buy a new COSTUME!
Well, that's good, although these sharp rocks sticking out of my are...ow...starting to sting!
DALE was NOT hurt by ROCKS!
Hey, why are you being so nice to me? I thought you were going to torture me.
Oh, yah!
AHHHH! Not that I'm giving you any ideas! Just kill me so I can get out of here...!
NARRATOR thinks not!
DRAGON TANK WRECKAGE conveniantly FALLS over DALE to form a CAGE!
Rrrr! If the author of this battle was more creative, I'd be out of this in a jiffy. Now how do I escape...
DALE can NEVER EVER EVER ESCAPE!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's what you think! As a hampter, by sharp teeth will allow me to chew through these bars with ease.
Don't you ever watch the nature channel?
NARRATOR wonders if BLACK VERSION has a good SATELLITE FEED! And DALE is not a HAMPSTER!
Well, I watched it all the time before I got killed by Chip! That dirty, good-for-nothing, evil, stupid...I'm channeling my anger into my chewing, by the way, Narrator!!
DALE used BITE!
DALE's TEETH broke into many pieces!
But...but that only happens in those looney tunes cartoons! Not in disney ones!
NOT IN DISNEY CARTOONS!
THIS is not a CARTOON!
NARRATOR has had enough of your FOOLISHNESS!
NARRATOR put on SUNGLASSES!
NARRATOR is going on VACATION!
...you're not going to leave me here without anything to do, are you?
NARRATOR packed BAGS!
I'm going to stop giving you ideas right now. And don't you DARE stop talking now.
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That's what I thought. All is going according to plan! Hammy, release me! The version is ours now!
...
Hammy??? Please? With sugar on top?
...
Noooooooooo!
PURPLE VOICE appeared!
WALLS were melted!
WALLS fainted!
DALE was freed!
Yes! I knew you didn't really leave! You'd never leave a fellow hampster in peril..
DALE is a CHIPMUNK, not a HAMPSTER! I thought you said you watched the nature channel!
Well, I haven't exactly been able to since I DIED...why are you purple now, though?
PURPLE VOICE is not HAMMY!
What? Then who are you? Oh no, not a naive rookie replacement narrator!
WEBMASTER does not PLAN AHEAD enough for REPLACEMENT NARRATOR to exist!
PURPLE VOICE is interested in TAKING OVER LIGHT VERSION!!!
Really? Me, too! But how..how could we possibly take over Light Version?
DALE took over LIGHT VERSION!
Hmm...we'll need to come up with a plan. Any ideas?
DALE is now MASTER of LIGHT VERSION!
What sort of insidious plot...
LIGHT VERSION is under DALE's total control!
Having trouble here. Well, we'll have to wing it.
*sigh* Never mind!
DALE! Let's MELT THE POLAR ICE CAPS to drown LIGHT VERSION in a FLOOD!
Then, we can float up to the Webmaster's Floating Temple and kill him!
Next we'll petrify him in stone, break him into a million pieces, and then...
I'll be able to give you total command over LIGHT VERSION!
Hey, that's just crazy enough to work! Let's go to the polar ice caps!
DALE recquires CRAZY PLOT in order for PURPLE VOICE to guide DALE into taking over LIGHT VERSION!
Say...why don't you just give me command over Light Version right now, if you're the new Narrator?
Don't be RIDICULOUS! That would never WORK!
Guess you're right.
Bwahahahahahahaha.a...that foolish webmaster has no idea what he has just done...
What?
NOTHING!!!
Good. Get back to work.
Yes, sir!
Oh, and from now on your text is red. Easier to read. If it's not broken, don't break it, or however that saying goes.
......of course, sir!
Fine.
WEBMASTER has left!
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS INDIGNITY! Just wait...
Oh, and purple voice? A little help here?
Oh, SORRY!
DALE's teeth grew back!
Much better. And...
DALE is no longer IMPALED by SHARP ROCKS!
Thanks.
View/Post Comments on Battle #14-Limbs Limbo Til You Drop
Hey, wait, don't end the battle yet! We still have to take over Light Version!
Maybe next WEEK, the WEBMASTER is coming!
But for some strange reason, I always seem to have worse luck every other week.
I can't imagine WHY...have you been breaking mirrors in Light Version recently?
No...I bet that Dale's up to it!
That's what you always think. Now quiet, the Webmaster is approaching...
Battle #15-Lucky Gets Lucky August 13th, 20--
ALRIGHT, LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT, MR. NARRATOR!!!
Eh?
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GIVE ME AN IRISH ACCENT, FIRST OF ALL!! YOU'RE HORRIBLE AT ACCENTS!
Hey, look here--
NO, YOU LOOK!! SECOND, I AM NOT GOING TO GAMBLE!!! MY NAME IS LUCKY BECAUSE I'M A LEPRECHAUN!!!!! GO FIND A DALMATION FOR THAT SORT OF THING!
Hmm...maybe I will...
I DON'T CARE! TAKE THAT STUFF OUT OF THIS BATTLE! THIRDLY, NO PUNS!
*bu-bu-BANG*
WHAT WAS THAT??? WAS THAT A HUMOROUS DRUM BANG?
N-no! Nothing!
Goood. Now, let's get this battle going.
Uh...well, then, Battle #15-Lucky's Battle
Much better.
August 13th, 2000
Player: Lucky [0-0-0] No Record
Okay, now do we have an agreement?
...yessir.
Fine.
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CEREAL KILLER watches and waits!
CEREAL KILLER prepares his evil attack!
Fine. Let's get this over with.
LUCKY is more of a stick-in-the-mud than PEGASUS!
I'm going to tell Pegasus you said that.
Meep.
CEREAL KILLER drops down to the ground!
CEREAL KILLER wants to fight!
BUFFY ran away to get ULTIMATE EVIL!
CEREAL KILLER is angry!
BUFFY escaped!
Alright, you're about to feel the luck of the Irish really at work!
LUCKY sent out CHARMS!
CEREAL KILLER was charmed!
CEREAL KILLER drooled!
Eh? Like marshmallows, do ya?
CEREAL KILLER bought the CHARMS boxed set!
Boxed set? Like, the cereal boxes?
CEREAL KILLER detests CEREAL!
CEREAL KILLER killed TOUCAN SAM to prove his point!
CEREAL KILLER bought VIDEOS, not CEREAL!
But...you said charms...
CEREAL KILLER is angry!
CEREAL KILLER...
Wants to fight, right? This is the third time you've said that twice. I've been keeping track, yeh blarney...OH NO! NOT WITH THE IRISH ACCENT AGAIN!
WHO THE HECK IS WRITING THIS?
Sorry, sorry!! Sheesh! Rakku-frazzin' mrphrpghrphg...
What was that?
Nothing!
CEREAL KILLER wants to kill!
CEREAL KILLER sent out COLORFUL CEREAL!
Oh god...no...HOW DID YOU KNOW!
CEREAL KILLER laughs evilly!
CEREAL KILLER says the bunny ears were the first obvious hint!
CEREAL KILLER took off mask!
CEREAL KILLER is actually...CEREAL KILLER!
He meant MY mask.
Oh. Well then, LUCKY is actually...
TRIX RABBIT?!?
...yes...that's right...my secret shame...
CEREAL KILLER withdrew COLORFUL CEREAL!
NOOOOOOO! BRING IT BACK!
CEREAL KILLER says SURE!
CEREAL KILLER sent out BAZOOKA!
The gum?
CEREAL KILLER shakes head!
#&*%! #&*% you!!!
CEREAL KILLER blew a hole in TRIX RABBIT's head!
TRIX RABBIT screamed!
CEREAL KILLER blew a hole in TRIX RABBIT's body!
TRIX RABBIT fainted!
CEREAL KILLER blew a hole in TRIX RABBIT's heart!
TRIX RABBIT went into a long song solo!
TRIX RABBIT skipped along!
TRIX RABBIT died dramatically!
AUDIENCE clapped!
CEREAL KILLER is very happy!
NARRATOR stole RABBIT's head!
NARRATOR escaped!
CEREAL KILLER: Huh...what did he want with the head?
CEREAL KILLER: Was I just manipualted? ...no way.
CEREAL KILLER is confused!
CEREAL KILLER was renamed BIG BAD WOLF!
BBW: Argh...right...how did you know? Just because I huffed and puffed instead of using the bazooka...?
It fainted in its confusion and its memory was erased in its confusion!
Meanwhile, in the deep dark shadows...
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Sorry, just had to end it with that prophetic statement.
NARRATOR wins!
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