Purple Version's done for, might as well put a good pic to use...



Battles #1-#5
Battles #6-#10
Battles #11-#15
Battles #16-#20


Light Version Recocords
Here are the Fan Battle records...

Nothing Here Yet.
Be Patient.
o.o;;

Color Key: Narration / Charactor



Fan Battle #11-When Kitchen Sinks Named Bob Attack? July 12th, 2000
Player: Ditto [0-1-0] Last Battle: Lose vs. Box


WHO IS WRITING THIS STUFF!? A sink named Bob!? That is the stupidest idea I've...
BOB appears!
Let me finish...
BOB wants to fight!
SAID SHUT UP!!
...
Better...now...where was I? Oh yeah... stupidest idea I've ever heard of!
DITTO repeated some THINGS!
What's your point?
Uhh...NARRATOR likes to point out the OBVIOUS!
.....
BOB is still waiting to fight!
Oh..uhh..go, drain cleaner!
DITTO sends out DRAIN CLEANER!
Drain Cleaner, use...drain cleaner!
DRAIN CLEANER uses DRAIN CLEANER!
BOB's DRAIN was CLEANed!
BOB still isn't happy!
Why not?
DITTO got the CHEAP KIND!
All I could get...
BOB is enraged!
BOB wants to fight!
HE'S ALREADY FIGHTING!
Oh...uhh...BOB still wants to fight!
You've been drinking Pepsi again, haven't you?
NARRATOR says yes!
HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER!
Someone PLEASE take him to crazy house...
NARRATOR would just break out!
With rashes?
NARRATOR does the JOKES!
No, you don't.
YES I do!
Forget about the other Narrators?
OTHER NARRATORS are not as FUNNY!
Actually, I almost laugh with the other Narrators...you, on the other..uhh...blob thing, aren't worth crying about.
NARRATOR is enraged!
NARRATOR goes off to battle the OTHER NARRATOR!
Heh...worked...
...
...
...
...
Not again...hello?
...
...
...
...MEW MIX! Mew mew mew mew...
NARRATOR returns to stop the bad singing!
...
NARRATOR lost!
Thought so...now...CAN WE FINISH THE BATTLE!?
DITTO doesn't have to YELL!
Then NARRATOR doesn't have to use CAPS...
Err...DITTO can YELL!
Better...now...battle?
Uhh...BOB uses SPRAY!
I CAN'T BELEIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER SPRAY shoots out from BOB!
Disturbing...
Uhh...Drain Cleaner, use something..?
DRAIN CLEANER uses SOMETHING!
It's not very effective...
BOB uses WASH!
PLATES were WASHed!
Umm...Drain Cleaner, give it your ANYTHING attack!
DRAIN CLEANER uses ANYTHING!
It's super effective!
BOB faints!
And I win...
DITTO hasn't won yet!
Why not?
JOE, the large DISHWASHER, wants to fight!
That's just as disturbing as Bob...can I leave yet?
NO! DITTO will battle JOE!
Uhh...DITTO!
DITTO!!
...DITTO has left the BUILDING!
JOE wins!
NARRATOR is bored...
NARRATOR leaves to annoy OTHERS!



Fan Battle #12-The Battle With The Longest Title That I Have Ever Bothered To Write At Any Time In The Past Before, And Probably The Longest Title I'm Ever Going To Write Again, But Don't Quote Me On That Because I Can Write Lots And Lots For This Title, Like I Am Doing, And I Can Continue To Match This...I Could Even Put "Part 2" After This Title And That Would Be Longer, Then "Part 2a" Or Something To Make It Longer, I Think I've Made It Drawn Out Enough Anyway, So Onto The End Of This Title I Shall Put The Characters In It, In This Battle We Have The Conflict Between Two People I Know In A Battle, Adrian And David, Who Are Most Likely Going To Kill Me For This Battle, But Who Cares, It's Hopefully Funny Anyway, So Let's See How It Goes...The Short Title For This Is, "The Quiff Conflict"...Part One! July 12th, 2000
Player: Matt [0-0-0] No Record


MATT appeared!
I ALWAYS APPEAR!! CAN'T I WALK IN NORMALLY FOR ONCE OR SOMETHING?
Uh...No!
Drat..
ADRIAN appeared!
DAVID was dragged in by ADRIAN!
Uhh...What EXACTLY are you two doing here?
ADRIAN: We got lost..
DAVID: You got lost...
So what are you doing here then, if you're not lost...?
I was following you!
YOU WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TELLING ME WHICH WAY TO GO!
Ok, OK, I see your point...And you're both lost by the way...You could have picked a better place to get lost then here...
I was supposed to be saying? You told me to shut up, so I couldn't say anything!
And if he said jump off a 300 foot bridge, would you?
I'd make him do it.
He would, too...
Uh...I said nothing...So, you want to sort your differences the proper way, or you gonna keep arguing...
Well why ask ME for directions? I don't know which way we are supposed to go!
You're thick, that's why...
I'm NOT...You didn't give me a MAP dammit..
You said you knew where you was going...
Yeah, I know WHERE we're going - I dunno how to GET THERE though...
MATT used WILLYOUSHUTUP!
ADRIAN and DAVID shut up!
You can't make us be quiet...
The Narrator can though...
I repeat...ADRIAN AND DAVID SHUT UP!
...
...
I've said how things are done here a lot of times...So go to it...
ADRIAN wants to fight!
So does DAVID!
I'll watch, if you dun mind...
That voice is starting to BUG me...Go Quiff!
DAVID sent out QUIFF!
NOO! Not that QUIFF!
MATT pulled out ANIMEHAMMER!
That quiff must DIE!
MATT dropped HAMMER on QUIFF!
Noo! The quiff must stay alive...
QUIFF sprung back into SHAPE!
Grr....OMAE O KOROSU!
What?
MATT brought HAMMER down on QUIFF again!
It sprung back up!
I try EVERY DAY...THAT QUIFF WON'T DIE...It's IMMORTAL!
You won't get the quiff killed...
Fine...Continue...
I can take him and his quiff by myself...
ADRIAN sent out ADRIAN!
Me, use QUIFF IS FORBIDDEN!
ADRIAN used QUIFF IS FORBIDDEN!
"Quiff" is now a FORBIDDEN WORD!
Quiff, use...
DAVID said the FORBIDDEN WORD!
ADRIAN hit DAVID hard!
OW...Heey...Fine then, me, use NONSENSETALKTHATMAKESNOSENSE!
DAVID used NONSENSETALKTHATMAKESNOSENSE!
DAVID started talking about some WEIRD SPOTTED BIRD THING and it's DAILY ROUTINE!
That's been forbidden since that Games lesson a while back...That's worth extra hits...
ADRIAN is RIGHT!
ADRIAN hit QUIFF instead!
QUIFF collapsed!
DAVID now has flat hair!
NOOOOOOOOOO! You killed my quiff ;_;
Mwahahaha...
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To Be Continued...



Fan Battle #13-The Battle With The Longest Title That I Have Ever Bothered To Write At Any Time In The Past Before, And Probably The Longest Title I'm Ever Going To Write Again, But Don't Quote Me On That Because I Can Write Lots And Lots For This Title, Like I Am Doing, And I Can Continue To Match This...I Could Even Put "Part 2" After This Title And That Would Be Longer, Then "Part 2a" Or Something To Make It Longer, I Think I've Made It Drawn Out Enough Anyway, So Onto The End Of This Title I Shall Put The Characters In It, In This Battle We Have The Conflict Between Two People I Know In A Battle, Adrian And David, Who Are Most Likely Going To Kill Me For This Battle, But Who Cares, It's Hopefully Funny Anyway, So Let's See How It Goes...The Short Title For This Is, "The Quiff Conflict"...Part Two! July 12th, 2000
Player: Matt [0-0-1] Last Battle: Tie vs. Quiff

DAVID sent out HIMSELF!
As he has nothing else to send out!
Heh - Keep going...
Now, me, use that word that David finds so badly annoying...WUBBLE!
ADRIAN used WUBBLE!
It's super effective!
DAVID runs around going NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOO!
He hates that word...Though he hates the two letter one more...
Quiet Matt...
I wonder which one that could be...>=)
Don't say it...
Oh, I can tell you which one it is...You just gotta say "RP" and he'll...kinda...
DAVID runs around screaming
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's super dumb!
DAMIAN arrived!
DAMIAN took his super dumbness back!
DAMIAN kicked MATT's BAG!
So did ADRIAN!
STOP DOING THAT!
Other MATT arrived!
Other MATT kicked it TOO!
I said STOP IT!
DARREN arrived!
DARREN started DRAWING on MATT's BAG!
DAMIAN did too!
So did the other MATT!
ANDREW arrived!
ANDREW did too!
...
ADRIAN shoved the BAG off a table!
DARREN used PATHETIC REPETITIVE INSULT!
It's not very effective...
You say that to us too often Daz...I think the word has lost all meaning...
AMISH arrived!
AMISH wrote on the BAG too!
He only did it once...
KARTHIK arrived!
KARTHIK started that ANNOYING DUET SONG with AMISH about MATT!
Not THAT again >< - I thought you had forgotten those lyrics...
DAMIAN is writing some QBASIC PROGRAM on PAPER!
Other MATT and ANDREW are talking about some WEIRD thing that HAPPENED while pursuing their DESIGN HOBBIES and STUFF!
DARREN continues his REPETITIVE INSULTING!
It isn't working...No-one is listening...
DAVID isn't doing anything!
Well, typical day right there...Wonder what else bad can happen today...
MR HARDING appeared!
Um...Nope, sorry, not in MY battle, thank you...
Fine, he didn't appear!
EVERYONE breathed SIGH of RELIEF!
Heh - At least RE isn't until Friday...
It IS Friday!
What? NOO!
DARREN got bored and went away!
Good - Now take your repetitive insults with you :P
Other MATT started eating BISCUITS!
Hey...Give...I didn't bring nothing today...
Other MATT gave ANDREW some!
Wha? You NEVER do that...
NARRATOR felt like a change! MUHA...
AMISH and KARTHIK went away!
Hooray...No more of that singing...
Other MATT advanced with CLINGFILM POPPING THINGY!
NOOO! Do it on Damian, Adrian, David, someone...NOOO!
MATT ran off!
Other MATT followed!
Uh...Can we continue the fight yet? Break is nearly over...
Oh, Fine...
DAMIAN stayed to WATCH!
Me, use PERPETUAL ANNOYANCE!
ADRIAN used PERPETUAL ANNOYANCE!
This is too much...NOO!
DAVID ran away!
ADRIAN won!
Now I don't have to kill Matt for writing this thing and not letting me win...hehe...
REAL REASON that David RAN is because your next LESSON starts in 30 seconds!
Uh...DAVID? WAIT UP...
ADRIAN ran after DAVID!
DAMIAN is still here!
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DAMIAN, it's NEXT LESSON - Get out of the other dimension please...
...Uh, wha? Oops...Got to go....
DAMIAN headed out!
LUNCH HALL is empty!
SAVE for the TABLES!
And me, of course...
Oh yeah...ADRIAN won!
And...uh...DAVID didn't!
I know, I'll go peek into Matt's lesson...
NARRATOR went back into FLAME VERSION!
NARRATOR headed for one of MATT's LESSONS!
NARRATION ended!



Fan Battle #14-Revenge of the Pots July 12th, 2000
Player: Link [0-0-0] No Record

LINK is HOPELESSLY LOST!
Again...
LINK is OUT OF ITEMS!
Again...
LINK is ALMOST DEAD!
Again...
POTS appeared!
Pots...?
YES! POTS!
...POTS! DESTROY!!
LINK smashed POT!
POTS are angry!
What the--?! Angry pots?!
POTS want to fight!
POTS sent out FLYING POT!
FLYING POT used SMASH!
Shield up!
OAK: LINK! Now is not the time to use that!
Huh? Who's this 'Oak' guy?
FLYING POT SMASHed into LINK!
FLYING POT fainted!
OWW! Why couldn't I raise my shield??
LINK is confused!
And where'd that voice come from?
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Owww... Getting hit by a gold-plated glove hurts...
POTS sent out BLUE RUPEE!
MONEY!?
BLUE RUPEE used SCRATCH!
It's super effective!
This is embarrassing... Smash that Rupee!
OAK: LINK! Now is not the time to use that!
SHUT UP!
BLUE RUPEE used EXPLOSION!
Huh? AAH!
Critical hit!
LINK fainted!
BLUE RUPEE fainted!
POTS fainted!
BATTLE was DRAW!



Fan Battle #15-All You Can Eat! July 12th, 2000
Player: CompUSA [0-0-0] No Record

Hey, why am I named after a computer store?
It was written on the NARRATOR's mousepad!
You don't get all your names that way, do you?
I can't reveal my secrets! If I did, everybody would have six stars for BATTLE QUALITY!
Then where did you get the title? Off a menu?
NARRATOR doesn't like all these QUESTIONS!
Just out of curiosity, what is your dog's name, Narrator?
WINDOWS 95, why?
Never mind. Say, when is this battle gonna start?
Hell, I don't know. I was hoping you'd start one!
No thanks, I'm a pacifist. I just like to watch.
You plaguarist, you can't say that! LSLOTH is the only PACIFIST around here!
I can't help it, I'm a very shallow, poorly developed charecter. Even my name was ripped off from someone else.
LSLOTH appeared!
LSLOTH want to fight!
Uh, Narrator, you seem to be breaking some of your own rules here.
NARRATOR just remembered LSLOTH is a PACIFIST!
LSLOTH wants to commence PEACE NEGOTIATIONS!
What a coincidence, so do I! Maybe that's just because we're virtually the same charecter. Ah, well.
LSLOTH is making APPEASEMENT POLICIES for COMPUSA!
COMPUSA received several small EUROPEAN COUNTRIES!
Awesome, thanks Lord Sloth!
LSLOTH departed!
With all this power I've aquired I feel like I could... like I could... like I could... take on the world!
COMPUSA stole that line from DAY OF THE TENTACLE!
I told you I was a paper-thin charecter, didn't I?
Man, you suck!
You created me.
I've created a monster!
And you're calling me cliched?
NARRATOR wants to fight!
Hey! You can fight people? Really?
I only said I wanted to fight, I didn't say I could!
So we aren't fighting?
No can do!
Cliches again...
People are going to be really disappointed if I don't fight someone, you know.
Just start a war with POLAND, that will probably keep 'em happy.
You sure I won't start another World War or something?
Maybe, I doubt it. Why don't you start a campaign of race-hatred and genocide while you're at it?
Doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually...
What could possibly go wrong?
I'm sure that's a perfectly sane idea. I'll do it!

And so, the evil armies of COMPUSA initiated the most horrible war of all time, and a legacy of death was left upon the world. This fateful event in history should serve as a message to all peoples of the world: whatever you do, please, we implore you, we beg you, for the love of God DO NOT name your charecters after computer stores. Thank you, and goodnight.