Ever wondered why?
At the Webmaster's (pyscho) complex
Bubble, Bubble, Boil and trouble! Make this clone grow double!
Meanwhile, somewhere other then the complex:
Seth: So I walk the Earth, battling people, killing people, using random objects to destroy my oppenents?
You are very slow, this information was already covered in the last battle!
Seth: Hey, I'm just making sure that I could be just like the guy from Kung Fu the TV show...
Woah, you know Kung Fu...
Seth: Soo Narrator, where are we now? some remote forest local? A rowdy bar? a lonely highway?
NARRATOR points towards JIMMY's fallen head.
Seth: Sooo... in other words, we haven't moved at all...
Seth: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE SOMEWHERE IF EVERYTHING IS NARRATOR-ED! I HAVE NO CONTROL!
Ahh, now you're catching on!
Suddenly in the Tavern across town:
Congradulations, you're in a bar.
Seth: I hate you so much...
Amish Man: Don't Worry, you get used to selective transportation right quick
Seth: What do you mean strangely placed NPC?
Amish Man: Well see, for me, all I got to do is use my horse drawn carriage, now you don't seem to have none of those, so you'd have to improvise.
Seth: So all I'd have to do is use a pokemon's natural ability to move about the country-side?
Amish Man: Have you played this game before?
Seth: No, I was created a mere week ago, I have not played any games.
Amish Man: Sounds like you're my kind of person, how'd you like to join our very selective comunity?
NARRATOR would like to note that this person is Amish, and should technicaly not have access to Lime Version!
Seth: The creepy voice has a very valid point! How are you able to converse with me without the use of anything more complex then a water pump?
AMISH MAN throws away his costume and reveals his true form!
Amish Seth: SETH! I am your clone!
Seth: What? is this supposed to strike fear into my black heart?
Amish Seth: I urrh... never thought that far ahead...
Seth: Well that's rather obvious...
AMISH SETH wants to fight!
Seth: Consider your challenge accepted!
GO Monkey Wrench!
SETH sent out MONKEY WRENCH!
Amish Seth: Very well, Go Barn!
AMISH SETH sent out BARN!
Seth: Very clever... no mechanical parts to throw my Wrench into... very well... I'll Raise my own barn... YOUR BARN!
Seth: Monkey, use OPEN FIRE HOSE!
FIRE spouted out of the hose and burns everythign in sight!
SETH looks ridiculous without eyebrows!
BARN burned down!
Amish Seth: Very clever my clone... but you have not won the war I shall return! Go Horsey!
The AMISH DUDE ran away.
Seth: Run back to yo Amish Paradise!
DV: How appropriate that Seth has said that... for that is exactly where next weeks battle will take place! Stay Tuned, the best of the worst is yet to come!
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