Blue Doompuff is creating much destruction.
Mendin returns to write yet another battle. The doompuff rip-off makes yet another return. A few webmasters have spoken of writing the death of the blue doompuff...others like the blue doompuff...I guess it's all a matter of personal taste.
Battle #91: Bluepuff!
April 14, 2001
Setting: Blue Field.
Player: Mendin
Written by sonoftrz@aol.com[New Author]
Well Blue Doompuff, you have leveled five major cities, destroyed 500 tanks, and devoured seven herds of cattle.
DOOM DOOM!!!!
Yes, I know. There will soon be heroes coming from Red Version to destroy us.
DOOM DOOM DOOMPUFF!!
We will handle them. Don't worry.
That's what you think!
Narrator! But you are dead!
Wrong! You made me faint and killed one of your lackeys.
Oh yeah.
Here come the cavalry!
So Narrator, what idiots are you throwing at me now?
KASPAROV APPEARED!
*Yawn*
JOHN MOVIUS APPEARED!
Better, better...
MIDGYOTO APPEARED!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahaha.
CRIMSONKING APPEARED
CrimsonKing: Another Doompuff? Man, you really suck.
CRIMSONKING LEFT
.....oookay
NARRATOR APPEARED in the form of PONGO THE SEAL!
???
Doompuff, I'll take Midgyoto and Kasparov, You take Pongo and Movius!
DOOM DOOM!!!
MENDIN used PORTAL!
MENDIN opened a PORTAL!
MENDIN, MIDGYOTO, and KASPAROV went through the PORTAL! 

Setting: Limbo.
Player: Mendin

Midgyoto:Hehehe. u suck!
Kasparov: What an interesting move. I think I'm in check.
PREPARE TO DIE!!
MENDIN used MYSTIC ENERGY BLAST!!
KASPAROV DIED!
MIDGYOTO called you a SON OF AN ONION!!
ARGH!
MENDIN needs SANITY badly!
MIDGYOTO used FATAL EYE GOUGE!
EYE was FATALLY GOUGED!
I was FATALLY GOUGED!
OUCH!!
????
NARRATOR WAS CONFUSED!
HE HURT HIMSELF IN HIS CONFUSION!
Hahaha
MIDGYOTO used ONION STONE!
WHAT? MIDGYOTO is EVOLVING!
MIDGYOTO EVOLVED into MIDGYOT!
MIDGYOT:Hehehe. lol
.......I'm scared right now.
MENDIN FIREBALL!!
MENDIN used FIREBALL!
MENDIN FIRED a BALL!
IT was MIDGYOT'S BALL!
MIDGYOT:What? Nooooooooooo...........
MIDGYOT FAINTED!
That was.......interesting.
Now I'll go see how Doompuff is doing. 

Setting: Blue Field
Player: John Movius

I shall smite thee, Doompuff!
DOOMPUFF:DOOM DOOM DOOMPUFF!!
MOVIUS SLAM!!
JOHN MOVIUS used SLAM!
JOHN MOVIUS SLAMMED DOOMPUFF!
MOVIUS BLADE!!!
JOHN MOVIUS used BLADE!
JOHN MOVIUS STABBED DOOMPUFF with a BLADE!
SUPER MOVIUS ENERGY BLAST!!!
JOHN MOVIUS used SUPER ENERGY BLAST!
JOHN MOVIUS BLASTED DOOMPUFF with SUPER ENERGY!
SMOKE used CLEAR!
THE SMOKE CLEARED!
DOOMPUFF was still STANDING!
My moves did not faze thee?
DOOMPUFF: DOOM!!
Perchance thee shall surrender?
DOOMPUFF is SICK and TIRED of HEARING YOUR FLOWERY LANGUAGE!
DOOMPUFF used BLUE JIGGLY DEATH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo.................
JOHN MOVIUS FAINTED!
WHILE DOOMPUFF was OCCUPIED with JOHN MOVIUS, THE NARRATOR/PONGO THE SEAL was CHARGING HIS ENERGY!
PONGO used REALLY BIG ENERGY BLAST!
IT'S SUPPER EFFECTIVE!
IT DID 10 DAMAGE to DOOMPUFF!
????......NO......
DOOMPUFF USED BLUE JIGGLY DEATH!
NARRATOR DIED!
PORTAL APPEARED!
MENDIN CAME OUT!
MENDIN: Good job Doompuff. Let's go terrorize another country!
DOOMPUFF: DOOM DOOM DOOM!!! 

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Frankenstein 2's scheme seems to include the death of Dr. Cool.
Both of these week's battles seem to feature scientists, oddly enough. In this one we see a battle of Dr. Cool versus his own creation. A few places I thought good jokes coulda been used were skipped, but all in all a quality peice of work. (Also, if anyone knows this guy's e-mail address, please tell me? I accidently deleted the e=mail o_O)
Battle #92: Mad-Scientis Mix-up
April 21, 2001
Setting: The Cool Lab
Player: Dr. Cool
Written by Ben Walker

Hahahahahaha!! My Frankenstein 2 is complete!
What are you TALKING about?
I'm talking about the robot I've been working on for only the last 39 years!
NARRATOR used ARGUE!
NARRATOR ARGUEs that IT'S been 40 YEARS!
Oh.
NARRATOR needs to get a battle STARTED!
Say what?
NARRATOR repeats LAST SENTENCE!
FRANKENSTEIN 2 arises from STRECHER!
FRANKENSTIEN 2 is SNEAKING up behind you!
ASSISTANT: Dr. Cool, you'd better turn around!!!!
FRANKENSTEIN DECKS you out with a BUILT-IN MALLET!
FRANKENSTEIN wants to fight!
FRANKENSTIEN sent out NECK BOLT!
Get'm, Brain!
Get'm, BRAIN!
Enemy NECK BOLT used INSULT!
NECK BOLT: Screw you!
ASSISTANT used RUSH!
ASSISTANT RUSHed over to AID Dr. Cool from the LOSS OF HP!
What loss of HP?
ASSISTANT looks embarassed!
Brain, use your Learn attack!
BRAIN used LEARN!
BRAIN LEARNed how to RANDOMLY KILL POKeMON!
WHOO-HOO! Use it, Brain!
Sorry, it's not your TURN.
Enemy NECK BOLT used BOLT
NECK BOLT BOLTed away...
Bye-bye!
...and promptly ran into ASSISTANT!
ASSISTANT fainted!
Enemy NECK BOLT fainted!
Use next Pokemon?
...
FRANKENSTEIN 2 sent out FRANKENSTEIN 2!
Brain, (finally) use your Random Kill attack!
BRAIN used RANDOM KILL!
BURGLAR THAT WAS LURKING AROUND IN YOUR LAB FOR YOUR SECRET FORMULA died!
Whoa, that's risky!
Enemy FRANKENSTEIN 2 used RAMPAGE!
It's super destructive!
BRAIN fainted. Use next Pokemon?
*sob* but I don't have any others!
YOU could always SEND out YOURSELF!
O.K.
Go, Dr. Cool!
Watch out for the enemy! Get'm, Dr. Cool!
Evil Laugh attack!
Sorry, it's not your turn.
Enemy FRANKENSTEIN 2's attack continues!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
You fainted. 
FRANKENSTEIN 2 wins!
ASSISTANT: I knew we should have used Red Bull...

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Kasparov becomes the target of Blue Doompuff's destruction.
MR. KITE: Last week we had two battles about scientists. This week's battles were both written by prominent webmasters. This one happene to be written by the viridian webmaster. Is also features the return of a classic blue/DBZ character, Zarbon.
ANDRE: The old authors are still adjusting to the revival of Blue, as this battle starts as many others have with Zarbon contemplating Mr. Kite's work. Blue Doompuff finds itself filling the villian cavity for now, but we'll have to see if he stays alive and kicking as Blue goes on.
Battle #93: Nostalgia and stuff.
May 5, 2001
Setting: Blue Field
Player: Zarbon
Written by Rhinomat93@aol.com

ZARBON stepped out of BLUE PORTAL! 
Whoa... What happened to Blue Version? 
Well, it was inactive for months, as you know, and then MR. KITE, the webmaster of 23 VERSIONS re-started it! ... And there's a DOOMPUFF, too! 
Oy. 
ZARBON used OY! 
No effect! 
I didn't even know I was battling... 
ZARBON is NOT battling! 
Then why did -- Screw it. 
ZARBON used -- 
NO! Don't even think of it! 
Too late! 
ZARBON used SCREW! 
IT was SCREWED! 
Blech... 
IT has a lot of SCREWS in it! 
Like the little metal things? 
YES! 
Phew. 
BLUE DOOMPUFF appeared! 
... Oh, jeez. 
BLUE DOOMPUFF wants to KILL, MAIM, DEVOUR, and RIP OFF! 
Okay... Do it to Kasparov. 
KASPAROV is dead! 
No. He never dies, he just gets his butt kicked. 
Oh, yeah! 
BLUE DOOMPUFF wants to fight... KASPAROV! 
KASPAROV ran away! 
BLUE DOOMPUFF wants to fight! 
... Are there any other expendable people here? 
Well... JOHN MOVIUS is fainted.... MIDGYOT--- 
NO! IT DOESN'T MATTER! JUST KEEP THAT FREAK AWAY! 
Well... in that case... NO! 
BLUE DOOMPUFF sent out BLUE DOOMPUFF! 
Er... Uh.. Go, Foot Soldier. 
The enemy is seemingly invincible! Go, FOOT SOLDIER! 
Enemy BLUE DOOMPUFF used BLUE JIGGLY DEATH! 
FOOT SOLDIER fainted! 
... What? Shouldn't it be.. - 
SHUT UP, ZARBON! CLIVE is TRYING to HELP YOU! 
Uh... Okay....... Go... other Foot Soldier..
Go, OTHER FOOT SOLDIER! 
OTHER FOOT SOLDIER demands that you change his NAME! 
OTHER FOOT SOLDIER doesn't like being referred to as the OTHER FOOT SOLDIER! 
.. Ergh. Doompuff, go ahead. 
Enemy BLUE DOOMPUFF used VERY BIG INCREDIBLE ATTACK... OF DOOM! 
ATTACK was DOOMed! 
ATTACK was DOOMed to FAIL! 
BLUE DOOMPUFF: DOOM!!!! 
Enemy DOOMPUFF glared at CLIVE! 
ATTACK suddenly wasn't DOOMed! 
OTHER FOOT SOLDIER died! 
... Traitor. Well, I'll finish this myself. 
Go, ZARBON! 
Okay... I'll use.... A-ha! FACE THE WRATH OF THE MALLET OF DOOM! 
ZARBON used MALLET OF DOOM! 
Enemy BLUE DOOMPUFF used DEVOUR! 
Enemy BLUE DOOMPUFF attempted to DEVOUR the MALLET! 
MALLET was AKANE-BRAND-EXTRA-STRENGTH MALLET! 
Don't you dare plug it... 
Enemy BLUE DOOMPUFF broke a TOOTH on the MALLET! 
Enemy BLUE DOOMPUFF is glowing! 
Uh... Uh.... RUN AWAY! 
BLUE DOOMPUFF won! 
... Damn it... I WILL RETURN, YOU STUPID --- Eeep! Uh, bye! 
ZARBON and CLIVE ran back to VIRIDIAN VERSION in FEAR! 

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In Raichoukou's case, death leads to food.
MR. KITE: This battle had me laughing so hard I litterally was rolling on the floor laughing. The flame webmaster wrote this battle, with a small cameo by the blue doompuff...actually, extremely small considering...in fact, both of this week's battles have the blue doompuff.
ANDRE: An awesome battle by the Flame Webmaster. This is a great read, and it is destined for great things, I'm sure. (No, I'm not sucking up. ... Okay, so I'm afraid of that infernal pin!)
Previous Battles:
Battle #94: Of Raichu and Men
May 5, 2001
Setting: Blue Field
Player: Raichoukou
Written by flashfire.flareon@cablenet.co.uk

A lovely fine summers day in wherever-ville..
Get to the point, please.
Err... RAICHOUKOU appeared!
....wait this is Blue Version... Why am I here?
KITE has been ASKING for MATTCHU to WRITE A BATTLE for BLUE, and SO he has OBLIGED!
...and he didn't ask me before writing me in here?
MATTCHU couldn't ask YOU! YOU do not EXIST!
Neither do you.
....THAT is not the POINT!
PIN THAT RAICHOUKOU IS HOLDING is a POINT, however!
I won't even dignify that with a comment.
Fine. :P
...anyway... Why am I stood in the middle of Blue Version, holding a pin?
To PASS the TIME?
Funny guy.
MATTCHU: You'll see...
BLUE DOOMPUFF appeared!
You have to be joking me. I'm a main character! I shouldn't have to go around killing cliché things like that!
YOU are a MAIN CHARACTER in FLAME!
FLAME is currently NOT UPDATING!
Therefore, RAICHOUKOU needs to find some other place of WORK!
...Since when was being in a battle counted as employment?
Since NOW!
Don't we get a union? And some free time? And more importantly, PAID?
...
...
(need idea need id-- AHA!)
OAK: RAICHOUKOU, now is no-
...
OAK: ...er, what are you doing?
I'm holding a pin. You don't tell me what to do while I'm holding a pin.
OAK: ...Stay back...! RAICHOUKOU, now is not the time to approach me menacingly with a p-
Too late.
MANY GLITCHING AND STABBING SOUNDS were heard!
RAICHOUKOU returned to the scene!
...I think I know now why we don't get paid. Manual gratification is so much more pleasing...
NARRATOR...will not explore that any further...!
BLUE DOOMPUFF is STILL HERE!
Good for it?
BLUE DOOMPUFF ROARed at RAICHOUKOU menacingly!
...you need a breath mint.. or twelve..
INTENSELY PUMPED BATTLE MUSIC began!
BATTLE OPEN MUSIC started!
NARRATOR warmed up for BATTLE TO COME!
The crowd's excitement is--
I did it.
.....Did what?
While you blabbered on, I just shoved the pin into the Doompuff thing. It's dead. Can I go now?
...YOU ruined the NARRATOR's GRAND EFFECTS!
YOU must be PUNished!
...I'm holding a pin. You may want to reconsider that.
NARRATOR will NOT be PINISHED with a FIN!
Er... NARRATOR will not be FINISHED with a PIN!
NARRATOR will PINI--er, PUNISH you!
You're really bad at this. While you keep talking on, I just stabbed you multiple times.
....you did?
You're getting narratorial blood over the floor now. Bleed in a corner somewhere, it's easier to clean up.
NARRATOR is an OMNIPOTENT DEITY!
NARRATOR is an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE!
NARRATOR is AL-
That gaping hole in your chest disagrees with you.
...
Try this: NARRATOR is ALL WASHED UP!
....You suck.
Gladly.
I DIDN'T MEAN L:IKE THAT!
What? I like the taste of fresh blood... and the hole's there..
Oh... OH, like THAT.... well, that's OKAY then!
Thank you.
Wait... NARRATOR thinks saying that was a mistake...
You're correct. For once.
NARR--- AAAA----- OH NO NO--AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
You'd be really surprised how near to sausages the smaller intestine is, you know...
...............
Oh, whazza matter? Cat got your tongue?
...............
Or perhaps a cat/mouse has your insides instead. Same difference. Now, let's see if we can find the- ah, there we are..
 

Some time later

Argh.... All that peeling and there's only TWO BRAIN CELLS! I should have seen this coming before...
REPLACEMENT NARRATOR arrived!
Oh, good, someone new...
NARRATOR is FRESH out of TRAINING!
Well... You can start by back-narrating everything I did while this Narrator was unable to speak.
NARRATOR will do that!
NARRATOR scrolls up!
...
...
Hm.. Something wrong?
...
....YOU are ONE SICK INDIVIDUAL, you DO realise THAT...?
Just narrate it and then I can go.
JUST GO! NOW!
RAICHOUKOU fell into a RANDOMLY APPEARING FLAME PORTAL!
RAICHOUKOU is GONE!
You are not having a good day, it would seem.
....you're still HERE..?!
You know, just because you say I'm gone, doesn't mean I am...
Okay. We'll do it like this. WILL you let me END this BATTLE?
..I suppose.. Okay, I'm going away now...
...
NARRATOR breathes a SIGH of RELIEF!
Why be relieved? As Narrator, you're still following me as the player...
...
NARRATOR turned to MATTCHU, who is too busy POINTING and LAUGHING to continue writing!
BATTLE halted ABRUPT--
No, you can't do that.

Setting: Flame Version

MATTCHU: Actually, I can..
NARRATOR doesn't want to be in FLAME VERSION!
NARRATOR learned about this EVIL PLACE in TRAINING!
NARRATOR ran away!
...Yay for him?
RAICHOUKOU won!
Hm.. I also got a free meal.. *hic*
....Do I have to get a leash for you?
I'm still holding the pin.
....er...
BATTLE ended!
 

...phew.
I'm still here.
ARGH!
MATTCHU ran away, to REALITY!
 

Setting: Blue Version

REPLACEMENT NARRATOR returned!
...is it safe?
...
...
NARRATORIAL CORPSE nods!
REPLACEMENT: Oh, oka--......
.....
Er...
....
BATTLE will just FADE away now...

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Trainer needs aspirin to prevent a destructive headache.
Only one battle this week. Today's feature brings us back to the olden days of pokebattles. The days when battles were placed in real life situations without fancy shmancy plotlines. And don't talk back, or I'll tale you over my knee. I'd also like to recomend writing a title/setting/player for each battle, otherwise I am forced to make them up, as is the case in this week's battle.
Battle #95: Television Dillema
May 13, 2001
Setting: Living Room
Player: Trainer 
Written by KawaiiPidgeot@aol.com

Wild TV appeared! 
Go! REMOTE CONTROL! 
REMOTE CONTROL used CHANNEL CHANGE! 
REMOTE CONTROL's attack missed! 
HUH? Change the channel stupid thing!! 
Wild TV used PUBLIC ACSESS! It's super effective! 
REMOTE CONTROL used POWER BUTTON! It has no effect! 
Turn it off! Turn it off! 
Wild TV used RERUN! Wild TV's attack missed! 
Eh? How about batteries...? -stuffing batteries in - 
REMOTE CONTROL's batteries are dead! 
Awww crap.... 
Wild TV used UNPLUG! It's super effective! 
REMOTE CONTROL fainted! 
I need some Aspirin. 
CUPBOARD wants to fight! 
CUPBOARD sent out SPIDER! 
Go, FLYSWATTER! 
Enemy SPIDER used SCARE ATTACK! 
FLYSWATTER used BREAK JUST WHEN YOU NEED ME attack! 
Grrrr.... 
FLYSWATTER fainted! Use next Pokémon? 
YES 
-->NO 
TRAINER got away safely! 
Hmmm.... here it is. 
Wild ASPIRIN BOTTLE appeared! 
My god... 
Go! HAMMER! 
HAMMER used BANG ATTACK! Pills scattered everywhere! 
ASPIRIN BOTTLE FAINTED! 
TRAINER defeated ASPIRIN BOTTLE! 
Phew..... 

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