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Battle #6: Cow Onslaught - 12/11/00 Location: Yellow Brick Road Player: Tony Campbell [0-1-0] Previous: LOSS vs.Terrorfairy TONY is falling! HOOOOOOOLLLLLYYYYYYYYY CRRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!! TONY fell- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! -on CONVENIENT HAYSTACK! Phew! Wild SCARECROW appeared! Oh, a scarecrow! I'll catch it! TONY sent out TONY! SCARECROW used NO BRAIN SONG! Yeargghhh..... must.. get you a...brain! SCARECROW is happy! TONY used POKEBALL! SCARECROW was caught! Yes! Give a nickname to SCARECROW? Nah. SCARECROW was renamed NAH! What!? Change it back! NAH was renamed SCARECROW! Phew. TONY is WALKING towards EMERALD CITY! Gotta get back home! DANE appeared! Er, hello! DANE wants to KNOW what YOU are DOING! Trying to get back home, then gonna become a Pokemon master! DANE wants to DO that TOO! DANE joined you! GROUND used CRACK! Erm.... MAD COWS FROM HELL appeared! Whoa! Malicious red cows! MAD COWS FROM HELL sent out MOOPINWHEEL! Erm, looks like it's a job for my textbook folder! TONY sent out TEXTBOOK FOLDER! Ally DANE sent out LLEEMA! MOOPINWHEEL used MOO! It's super disturbing! Argh... use the English playscript! TEXTBOOK FOLDER used ENGLISH PLAYSCRIPT! It's super funny! MOOPINWHEEL burst out LAUGHING! LLEEMA used SCRATCH! MELBOURNE CUP HORSE was SCRATCHED! Damn 'humorous' narration... NARRATOR pretends it didn't HEAR that! MOOPINWHEEL used MAD COW DISEASE! MOOPINWHEEL became HUNGRY! Oh... jeez.... MOOPINWHEEL turned AROUND! MAD COWS backed AWAY in FEAR! Ummm.. MOOPINWHEEL used EAT! MAD COWS were EATen! MOOPINWHEEL turned AROUND! AAAAAAHHHHHH! MOOPINWHEEL used EAT! Oh please oh please oh- MOOPINWHEEL was EATEN! TONY and DANE won! Yes! Finally! TONY and DANE continued their WALKING!

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NEWS: 12/12/00 - A whole month and no updates. Shocking. Here's Battle 9, hope you enjoy. Tomorrow, as a make-up, 5 ALL NEW battles will appear! Then the next day, and the next! That makes 15 over three days. Keep browsing, people.

BATTLE RECORDS Dane: [2-0-0] Tony Campbell: [1-1-0] Insane Clefairy of Terror: [1-1-0] Scarecrow: [0-1-0] Mad Cows From Hell: [0-1-0] Moopinwheel: [0-1-0] Throgor, Damnation Foreman: [1-0-0] Wicked Witch of the Zest: [0-1-0] Anthony Van 'Man' Duuren: [1-0-0] Wicked Witch of the Beef: [0-1-0] Oven: [0-1-0] Dremmin, Demon Henchman: [1-0-0]

Battle #7: Moving Van - 13/11/00 Location: Yellow Brick Highway/Evil Castle Player: Anthony Van "Man" Duuren VAN MAN is DRIVING! Brrrmmm.... brrrrmmm.. nuthing my van can't handle.... SKUNK appeared! Wahey... a skunk! VAN MAN VAN used RUN! SKUNK was RUN over! SKUNK was renamed ROADKILL! Stupid skunk. SKUNK MOMMA appeared! Whoa! Thats one big skunk! SKUNK MOMMA is angry! SKUNK MOMMA used LIFT! VAN MAN VAN was LIFTED! Ahhhh! Not my van! SKUNK MOMMA used HURL! Noooo!!!!! VAN MAN VAN was HURLed into EVIL CASTLE! Argh..... What is this spooky place...... WICKED WITCH OF THE BEEF appeared! Hello, ugly woman! WICKED WITCH OF THE BEEF is NOT UGLY! Yes you are! WICKED WITCH OF THE BEEF was renamed WICKEDBEEF! WICKEDBEEF used CAGE! VAN MAN was CAGEd! NOOO! Damn. WICKEDBEEF is LAUGHING! HEEEEELLLLPPPP! VAN MAN looked at CAGE! Pure steel...... HEY! VAN MAN used WEIGHT TOSS! CAGE broke OPEN! Yeah! WICKEDBEEF wants to fight! Okay! WICKEDBEEF sent out WICKEDBEEF! VAN MAN sent out LITTLE VAN! Make some carnage, little van! LITTLE VAN used MAKE! LITTLE VAN MADE some CARNAGE! Ewwww.... LITTLE VAN threw CARNAGE! Critical hit! YES! WICKEDBEEF used TRANSFORM! LITTLE VAN is now a PIG! Hey! LITTLE VAN was renamed LITTLE PIG! Use...... PORK SLAM! LITTLE VAN used PORK SLAM! WICKEDBEEF was SLAMmed into OVEN! OVEN closed its DOOR! Yeah! Alright! VAN MAN won! VAN MAN received $2000! Ching ching! I'm outta here!

Battle #8: Hell Is At It Again - 13/11/00 Location: Satan's Palace/Evil Castle Player: Dremmin, Demon Henchman DREMMIN is in a MEETING with SATAN! Yes, my lord? SATAN says it has an ASSIGNMENT for you! What is it, Your Evilness? SATAN says that WICKEDBEEF, its loyal ALLY, has been CAPTURED! By who, my lord? SATAN says that a large MAN with a VAN shoved her in the OVEN! Not good, Your Vileness. I will free the witch immediately. DREMMIN used TELEPORT! DREMMIN arrived in EVIL CASTLE! Hmm.. now to find the oven... OVEN appeared! Okay, open up! OVEN doesn't WANT to! Grr.. die, then! OVEN wants to fight! So do I! .... Go on, say 'DREMMIN wants to fight!' .... Forget it then. OVEN sent out FLAMES! DREMMIN sent out NASTEE! Go, my nasty Eevee, you! FLAMES used BURNING COAL! It's not very effective.... Ha! What? Huh? NASTEE is evolving! Hey.. NASTEE evolved into FIRINASTEE! Narrator! No puns, please! NARRATOR doesn't CARE! Erm, use BURN! ERM used BURN! WHAT!? ERM doesn't EXIST! Grrrr... OVEN used RAM! FIRINASTEE was RAMmed! OVEN's DOOR flew OPEN! Hahahahah! You can't stop me now! WICKEDBEEF appeared! DREMMIN used KICK! OVEN was KICKed out of the WITCHES' OVENS ASSOCIATION! OVEN ran away to RENEW its MEMBERSHIP! DREMMIN won! Now, Wicked Witch of the Beef, you better come with me! HOLE appeared! Hang on! DREMMIN and WICKEDBEEF JUMPed through the HOLE! DREMMIN and WICKEDBEEF appeared in SATAN'S PALACE! SATAN appeared! SATAN whisked WICKEDBEEF to his SECRET CHAMBER! Errrrr....... SATAN reappeared! DREMMIN got $2! Ching ching! $2!? JUST $2!? SATAN rethunk! DREMMIN got $10! Ching ching! $10!?!?!? SATAN gave up! DREMMIN got $1000000000! Big ching! A BILLION DOLLARS! WOW! WHERE'D YA GET THAT MONEY!? SATAN says BILL GATES is paying HELL to keep HIM on EARTH! Makes sense.... Anyway, I'm off!

Battle #9: Emeralds Are Dangerous - 12/12/00 Location: Emerald Field/Termina Player: Dane [2-0-0] DANE and TONY are in a FIELD! A strange field...... WHY do you SAY? Well, do fields normally have one big emerald in the middle? Why, NO! TONY would like to KNOW something! What? TONY wants to know WHY there is a PORTAL dragging them in! SAY WHAT!? PORTAL gained strength! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! DANE, TONY and NARRATOR were SUCKED into the PORTAL! DANE, TONY and NARRATOR reappeared in CLOCK TOWN! TONY: Er, Dane.... why is that moon so close and with eyes and teeth? DANE looked UP! DANE used SCREAM! We're in Zelda: Majora's Mask! It's a N64 game! If you take three days finishing a quest, the moon falls! TONY used SQUEAL! NARRATOR used SHRUG! NARRATOR says that it's an O-shaped well! No, that's not right..... Oh well! Hey, that's it! Ah, be quiet! CLOCK struck 5:00 AM! BIG BLACK SCREEN appeared! BIG BLACK SCREEN used SHOW TEXT! The text read: DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY. 24 Hours Remain. AHHHHHHHHHHH! 24 HOURS? TATL appeared! Whoa! A fairy! TONY used OOHH! TATL joined you! Hmm.... good ally. C-UP BUTTON used FLASH! Wha? TATL wants to help you! How? TATL dragged DANE and TONY to the CLOCK TOWER DOOR! TATL used WAIT! 18 hours pass! Hey.... DOOR opened! DANE, TONY and TATL climb the STAIRS! SKULL KID appeared! YOU! SKULL KID used LAUGH! That's it! DANE turned AROUND! TONY flinched! DANE used FART! SKULL KID dropped OCARINA! Hmm..... DANE took OCARINA! DANE played SONG OF FLATULENCE! A stinky song! DANE, TONY, TATL and NARRATOR appeared in EMERALD FIELD! Phew.... ADVENTURERS continued their ADVENTURE!