When we last left Purple Version, it was in the clutchs of Doompuff but now the original Doompuff from Aqua Version has come from the void to destroy him and the entirety of Purple Version. All the other characters are toughening up to try to destroy both of the Doompuffs but will they succeed? This climax thus begins... The Purple Version Fanfiction: Doompuff vs Doompuff!

Epiologue from Battle #55:

In a distance universe, in a distance galaxy, in a distanace solar system, in a distance planet, in a distance continent, in a distant state, in a distant town, in a distant city, in a distant devolopment, in a distant house, in a distant living room laid Bob. Bob was sitting on the couch surrounded with junkie food watching the tube without a care in the world. Bob had just escaped Sailor Moon by kicking her in the face and threw her in a ditch. Thankfully from protecting them from escaping, Bob put Sailor Mercury and Mars under hypnotizum and he bought the expensive super deluxe kit. As I was saying, he hadn't a care in the world!         Even though there's a Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom running around and he's destroyed about three-fourths of Purple Version's population.         "What?" Bob shouted. "I wanna break for once! I'm watching a movie, a kick-ass movie! Look!"          On screen, the title flashed on. 'Pokemon Toy Taxi Driver: Directed by Martin Scorsesee.' Pikachu, in punk-like attire stands in front of a mirror.         "Pikachu!" he shouts. Subtitles appear reading "You talkin' ta me?" "Pika-chuuuu," Pikachu repeated but held the last syllable. The subtitle then said, "You talkin' to meeeeeeeeee?" Out of nowhere, Pikachu pulled out what looked like a machine gun to the mirror. He pulled the trigger but water just spurted out.          Switching the scene, a taxu strolls down the dirty street. It stops by an apartment.          "Stop right there," said a voice from the taxi. The screen zooms in onto a lighted window with a shadow of a woman. "See that light up there? Huh? That's my wife," the voice continued. "You know what she's looking at? A toy. She's looking at a toy." We see in the taxi it is really Martin Scorsesee talking in the back seat. "I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her with a super soaker! You know what a super soaker can do to a woman's face? Yeah, it gets it wet." As his mumbles were droned out by the dramatic music, we pan down to see a tiny Pikachu clinging to the wheel. "Pikachu!" he shows his approval.           As the movie goes to a commercial, Bob is about to show his approval of the movie so far but the doorbell rings. He scruffed over to the door and opened it.           "Hello, and how can I help yoooo-" Bob began. He screamed for when he looked up and saw a dark shadowy figure at the door. It looked like Death to him. He got down to his knees.           "Please spare me!" Bob pleaded. "Bob, your time has come!" the figure spoke. Light shone over the figure and it turned out to be only Shadowstar. The superhero had come to zone Bob onto some bad news.           "Bob, there was this portal and this Doompuff but it wasn't a purple one it was like a turquoise color and it came from Aqua Version and wants to destroy our Doompuff which is good but he also wants to destroy our version which is bad and we've gotta stop 'em!" Shadowstar took a giagantic breath and sighed after saying that run-on sentence.           "Yeah, I kinda already know that for I have run into him also and was almost eaten." Bob explained. "Really?" Shadowstar asked. Bob lifted his shirt to show a giant hole in his stomach. "Really." Bob comfirmed. "Don't worry though. I cannot be severly injured like that. I would die if I were a secondary character. I'm important to the plot! Next scene, this hole will be patched up." "Yeah, I know."           "Er, as I was saying...we must warn the fellow dudes and dudettes!" Bob said triumphantly. "Um...dudette?" Shadowstar asked. "Eh, it's one of those words I make up often." Bob comfirmed. Bob sat down by the phone and started to dial. "Hey Shadowstar! Get my phone book, a couple of beers and my conversation hat!" Bob said. "Gotcha," Shadowstar said walking out of the room.

In the Studio before the Fanfic

A portal opens from the back wall and Bob and Shadowstar run like banshees out of it. Hands crawl from the portal trying to get them. Shadowstar takes a whip and smacks the hands until the portal closes. Bob pulls out a sound system adhancer thingie and plugs it into the microphone.         "Welcome everyone to the first ever," Bob talks into the microphone. He flicks a switch on the enchancer thingie. "PURPLE-URPLE-URPLE VERSION-ERSION-ERSION FIRST-IRST-IRST EVER-VER-VER FANFICTION-ANFICTION-ANFICTION!"         "Man, I can't believe we got away with this smuggled sound enhancer thingie from Aqua Version!" Shadowstar said. "Me neither," Bob replied. "Now, unfortunatly, from complicate situations, we must all battle Doompuff..." Shadowstar continued. "WHAT!" Bob yelled  and jumped out of his box seat swivel chair. "HE'LL KILL US ALL. WE'LL BE KILLED INTO OBLIVION AND WHAT WILL BECOME OF US, I DON'T KNOW!!!" Bob was on the verge of a heart attack before he vergly calmed down.         "Now, I know what you're thinking. We'll all be killed, the next newspaper printed will have about ten pages of obituaries and we'll have enough blood to bathe for three years but do you want two Doompuffs running around here or do you want none?" Shadowstar asked. "Um...one?" Bob answered. "Exactly, and if we do not survive, we have gotten a thousand boxes, quanity: one million each, of autographed pictures of me and Bob for our die hard fans. Now who wants one?" Mind-numbing silence provoked. "Dang, I wasted ten thousand dollars on all those copies..." Shadowstar glumbly floated out of the room as Bob followed nervously.

The Fanfic itself! (No lie!)

As AquaDoompuff begins to destroy the version, Bob, Shadowstar and all the other characters get together and try to devise a plan in the back room of the arena. Hard to believe, but they’re trying. Bob pulls a chalkboard with a picture of a church and a state house on it out and draws a line between the two. Without warning of movement, Bob starts his lesson. “CHUUUUUUUURCH!” he yells pointing to his right, the side of the chalkboard church. “STAAAAAAAAATE!” he pointed to the other side toward the state house. “Class dismissed,” he completes walking away. “Um, actually we have to talk about how we’re going to get rid of the Aqua Doompuff…” Shadowstar explains. “Oh yeah…” Bob said. “Well, I suggest we just band together and fight it for crying out loud!” said Guy. “Even though he’s going to end up killing me anyway…” “I agree! We can’t have that purple thingie running around here! Let’s get it over with before I forget my pill!” Grampa scowls. “Well, that might work but…” Bob started. But, before he could finish, all the characters trampled over him and headed for the arena. “WAAAAIT FOR MEEE!” Now, an editor’s note…*aherm*… Editors Note: As the army of main characters enters the arena, the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom is there as well. It took 299 police guards and 604 tranquilizer darts to move this rabid ball of hell into this arena. This has been an editor’s note. Thank you. In the arena, AquaDoompuff was scooping out the audience. It had seemed to have eaten ¼ of the entire audience. As it took a disembodied leg and picked his teeth like a toothpick, AquaDoompuff snarled and the remainder of the audience ran away in terror. “Stop right there!” Bob shouted. AquaDoompuff turned around and glared at the band of unfortunate Purple Version characters. Bob’s throat went dry. “Ahehehe…could you be so kind to stop destroying our version please?” Bob said quite pathetically. “Puff…” AquaDoompuff grumbled. Then he yelled, “No mercy! Kill! Destroy!” AquaDoompuff was coming towards them fast! Bob sent out Pikachu! Shadowstar sent out Shadowstar! The Simpsons sent out The Simpsons! Flubby sent out Flubby! Grampa sent out Grampa! Guy sent out Magikarp! Freakboy sent out Freakboy! Simpsaniac sent out Radioactive Man! Sailor Scouts sent out Sailor Scouts! “What? Who invited them?” Bart yelled. Bob blushed. Shadowstar was about to kill Bob when the Sailors jumped forward. Sailor Scouts used Everything They Had! Attack was so pathetic that AquaDoompuff was really revised! AquaDoompuff laughed as if he had just smoked a thousand cigars. It then sharpened his claws and took many bloody swipes. In mire seconds, the Sailor Scouts had been turned into Sailor Shikabob. “Ewwww…we did NOT need to see that…” Guy muttered. “OK, guys! Let’s show ‘em everything we’ve got!” Bob encouraged. Pikachu used Thunder! Shadowstar used Psych-Smash! The Simpsons used TV Smash! Flubby used Mega Squish! Grampa used Cane Shwap! Freakboy used Fire Tornado! Radioactive Man used Laser! Magikarp used Nothing! Guy mutters something about being misfortunate of owing such a horrible Pokemon. Anyway, all of the other attacks combined into one gigantamous blast thingie and blew up on AquaDoompuff. “Ooh…he’s going to need a jumbo band-aid for that one…” Grampa said. As the smoke cleared, AquaDoompuff was still well alive and ready to fight. As a bonus, AquaDoompuff sucked up all the smoke and puffed it out from his mouth in a giant fireball. Everyone was singed and really pissed. And now, what Guy is thinking at this moment…if anything… “Stupid burns…ow, must throw something at the hellion to cure my nerves!” Without thinking, Guy threw out an object and threw it at AquaDoompuff. Looking at what he had thrown, his eyes bulged out and he tried to grab it back but couldn’t. It had turned out to be a Moon Stone! “GUY! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?” Bob yelled insanely. Everyone started to strangle Guy! What? AquaDoompuff is evolving! AquaDoompuff evolved into DeathTuff! “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” everyone shouted. Shadowstar jumped and flew away. He landed by the nearest PokeMart and frantically ran in. “Hello, how may I help you?” the cashier said. “GIMMIE SOME DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY!!!” Shadowstar yelled. “Woah, shouting isn’t going to make me go any faster!” the cashier replied. “THE HELL IT WILL!!!” Shadowstar yelled. He shoved the cashier’s head down and grabbed and can and flew out. “COME BACK AND PAY FOR THAT! YOU MOTHER FU…” Unfortunately, we don’t get to hear what he finally said. Shadowstar came back and everyone cheered. “SPRAY IT! SPRAY IT!” Bob yelled. Shadowstar used De-Evolution Spray! DeathTuff de-evolved into AquaDoompuff! “Yes! He’s back to a regular Doompuff again!” Bob cheered. “That’s not any better!” Shadowstar confirmed. AquaDoompuff seemed pretty pissed from the de-evolution. “PUFF!!! DESTROY!!!!” AquaDoompuff was about to destroy the whole group but the cashier came in waving his fists wanting some yen. AquaDoompuff instantly ate him. “Hey, I’ve got an idea!” Shadowstar said. They all ran away from the arena and about two hundred miles back, stopped. “Why are we stopping?” Guy asked frantically. “Hold your horses! One sec…” Shadowstar said. He pulled out a walkie-talkie from his pocket and mumbled some mumbo-jumbo into it. Deep in space in Shadowstar’s personal satellite, Tech nodded and pressed a blue button. “FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!” Shadowstar screamed. Missiles rained down from the sky and finally reached its target: AquaDoompuff. There was silence as a gigantic mushroom cloud was shown. As it disappeared, the characters started to cheer seeing that they probably destroyed AquaDoompuff for sure. Yeah right… AquaDoompuff appeared! AquaDoompuff is freakin’ pissed! Everyone yelled either “CRAP!” “SHIT!” or “CRAPPY SHIT!”! This looked like the end for our heroes but a figure appeared in the horizon. Doompuff appeared! Doompuff: “DOOM-PUFFF! PUFFPUFF DOOM, DESTROY!!!” AquaDoompuff glared at Doompuff for a second but then looked back. As AquaDoompuff was about to attack, it jumped up and floated in the air. “What’s he doing?” Grampa asked. Aqua-colored glows started to come from it and it slammed down to the ground and used the same attack that it used to destroy some of those Aqua guys. AquaDoompuff used Death Earth-Split! The Earth started to shake, and then it split into two pieces. Shadowstar and Freakboy, with their ability to fly, were able to grab some of the characters and fly up and prevent them from falling. Soon, the earth was pushed back together. Unfortunately, Guy, Flubby and Simpsaniac weren’t so lucky and were buried underneath the surface and suffocated to death. Now, Doompuff is extremely annoyed now that he is being ignored. Doompuff used Death Bite! Doompuff bit into AquaDoompuff’s arm! AquaDoompuff screamed in pain. All the Purple Version characters gasped. “Did he just get hurt?” Bob asked. All was silent. Soon, all the characters were cheering for Doompuff. AquaDoompuff used Death Hurricane! Doompuff is not harmed! AquaDoompuff is annoyed! AquaDoompuff used Kill! Doompuff died! Silent voicing of “We are SOOO screwed,” was the only sound in the air after that. AquaDoompuff is still hungry! AquaDoompuff swallowed Tree and many other innocent pedestrians! Word Warrior appeared! Everyone didn’t care except for Shadowstar and Freakboy who know who this person is. Word Warrior is the god of all the MA Comics superheroes and can destroy anything. As the two praised, they hoped that included Doompuffs. AquaDoompuff snarled and looked up and saw Word Warrior. AquaDoompuff says no god can harm it! Word Warrior says he can! AquaDoompuff used All That’s Nasty and Unholy! No effect! “WOAH!!!! Who is that guy?” Bob asked in awe. “I’ll tell you later…” Freakboy said. Word Warrior used Matrix! Matrix was opened! “EEEEESSSH! I wouldn’t want to be in there!” Homer said in relief. “No one would, you oaf!” Bart replied. “You little smart ass! Why you little!” Homer said and started to strangle Bart. AquaDoompuff is clinging onto tree! AquaDoompuff lost grip! AquaDoompuff fell into matrix! Word Warrior closed matrix! “He’s…he’s gone!” Lisa confirmed. They all started to party. “Where is that matrix going to open up anyway?” Bob asked Word Warrior. “Probably somewhere on Earth, Los Angeles perhaps…” Word Warrior replied. Doompuff, who was claimed to be dead, sat up. “DIIIIE!” Doompuff snarled. Doompuff used Destroy! Word Warrior died! Doompuff is staring at everyone else who has survived! “AAAAGGGGH! Run away!” Grampa yelled almost having a heart attack. And that they did. When they were all gone, Doompuff laughed maniacally knowing that this version would soon be no more! Is this the untimely end of all Purple Version? Is this the last we’ll ever see of Bob? Do we even want to see Bob anyway? Tune into Battle #56 to find out! Wait a sec, that means the version is not doomed! D’OH! This fanfiction is provided by Money! We’re sorry; Money can no longer buy love. Happiness however is still available but while supplies last.

The End, so go back to Purple Version already!