4/2/2K1 -- WARRIOR BATTLE 6: 'Friendly' Rivalry
Matt Beswick Rating: 5.15
Player: Neenjlor [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss v. Professor Daravon (5)
HOOW DA-EER THEET... THEET... OOLD MA-EEN TRA-EE TOO KEEL MEE!!
NARRATOR notes that YOU were the ONE who PROVOKED DARAVON into TRYING to DO SO!
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SOO WOOT!? EET’S ZEE PREENCEEPOOL!
Well, ‘ZEE PREENCEEPOOL’ is WHAT got your ASS KICKED in the FIRST PLACE!
ZAT... ZAT... ZAT’S BEESA-EED ZEE POO-EENT!
POINT used BESIDE!
POINT went BESIDE NEENJLOR and STABBED him in the GUT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!! ZEE PA-EEN!
POINT buried itself INSIDE of NEENJLOR’s STOMACH!
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Yes, you can scream in total pain again.
AAAAAAAAAAAA-EEEEEEEEE!!!
That wasn’t what I was looking for, but that’s OK with me!
For I am...
THE NARRATOR!
HEELP MEE!
Shut up and grovel, you.
NOO!
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NARRATOR decides that YOU have NOT been CAUSED enough PAIN!
A-EE HAVE A POO-EENT EEN MA-EE STOOMEEK! A-EE HAVE EENOOF PA-EEN ALREEDEE!!
NARRATOR will BE the JUDGE of THAT!
...AND?
GUILTYYYYYY!!!
A-EE HAVE A FEELEENG THAT THEES WEEL NOOT BEE GOOD.
Damn STRAIGHT!
IMMORTEUS appeared!
EEMOORTEE-OOS?
NO!
IMMORTEUS, the IMMORTAL NINJA who MAKES GOOD FRIED CHICKEN!
NARRATOR has DECIDED to GIVE you a RIVA--
IMMORTEUS: Yeah, I heard the weather’s rough down there this time of year.
EET EEZ.
HEY!!
Doesn’t ANYBODY LISTEN to WHAT I have to SAY!?
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NOO.
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NARRATOR used PUPPETIZE!
IMMORTEUS became COMPLETELY under NARRATOR’s CONTROL!
...THEEN WHA-EE EEZ HEE SHEEKEENG HANDS WEETH MEE EEN A FREENDLEE GEESTGOOR??
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DAMN YOU AND YOUR DISBELIEF!!
IMMORTEUS wants to fight!
NOO HEE DOOSEENT.
YES HE DOES! SHUT UP AND FIGHT ALREADY!
...NOO.
Grrr...
IMMORTEUS used TOSS!
IMMORTEUS threw LOTS of NINJA STARS at NEENJLOR!
HOW is THAT for PACIFISM?
...HEE GA-EEV MEE FLOOWEERS.
All right, that’s just plain it.
NARRATOR used ALMIGHTY SMITING ACTION!
NEENJLOR was ALMIGHTILY SMITED!
NOO A-EE WOOSEENT. A-EEND EEMOORTEEOOS EES STOORTEENG TOO TOOCH MEE OONCOOFEERTABOOLEE...
!?
IMMORTEUS used SLASH!
NEENJLOR’s SHIRT was... SLASHED apart?
Well now, ISN'T that just FREAKY...
AAAAAAA-EEEEE!! EET EEZ A GA-EE NEENJA!
Apparently SO!
IMMORTEUS wants to... uh...
NARRATOR isn’t QUITE SURE of what IMMORTEUS wants to DO, and quite FRANKLY, NARRATOR doesn’t WANT to KNOW!
IMMORTUES used PURSUIT!
GEET AWA-EE FROOM MEE!! STOOPEETSTOOPEETSTOOPEETSTOOOOOOOOP!!!
IMMORTEUS is still FOLLOWING YOU!
...KNOO WOOT...
NEENJLOR turned AROUND!
IMMORTEUS used TACKLE!
OOF!
NEENJLOR can’t move!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-EEE!! ZEE GA-EE NEENJA EEZ OON TOOP OOF MEE!! GEET EET OOF! OOF, A-EE SA-EE!!
NARRATOR doesn’t DO SO!
WHA-EE!?! DOO YOO SEE ZEE GA-EE NEENJA OON TOOP OOF MEE!?
NARRATOR is QUITE AWARE of the GAY NINJA on TOP of YOU!
NARRATOR thinks that IT is RATHER AMUSING!
DAMN YOO!!
EXACTLY!
To be continued...