Introduction of a few heroes, and Utsugi does something weird...
Battle #1: The beginning of a
beginning
21 November 2000
Player Name: Webmaster [No Record]
Location: Webmaster's Room
transparent version
narrator system v0.1 is being activated.
activating capitals... done
Loading humour files............ Done
Loading speech files.... Done
Activating Narrator Speech.... Done
Transparent Version Narrator System v0.1 has been activated.
Minimizing loading program, and putting Narrator online.
Aah, it is working
NARRATOR asked WEBMASTER what is
working.
WEBMASTER looked at NARRATOR innocently.
Oooh, nothing special...
If he finds out, he's going to get a great identity crisis, so
I'd rather not have him know this...
NARRATOR asked WHAT you just SAID
Ehmmm... that you were such a great
Narrator. Yes, that's what I said...
Anyway, now to write a battle
WEBMASTER is WRITING.
I know... and further I must...
Oooh... pretty button on this panel. Must touched it...
WEBMASTER used BUTTON on PANEL
NARRATOR is HURT!
That sounds bad...
NARRATOR fainted!
...
Alright, so now I lost my narrator...
...
At least I got a way to control him now...
...
I'm putting it back on again now... This is getting boring!
transparent version narrator system
v0.1 is being activated.
activating capitals... done
Loading humour files............ Done
Loading speech files.... Done
Activating Narrator Speech.... Done
Transparent Version Narrator System v0.1 has been activated.
Minimizing loading program, and putting Narrator online.
Aaah, there you are again!
NARRATOR WONDERS where he IS again.
Ehhmmm... nothing...
Now, the battle-part of the battle... Any ideas?
STRANGE-ENEMY APPEARED
STRANGE-ENEMY wants to fight!
STRANGE-ENEMY send out STRANGE-ENEMY
Alright... go me..
STRANGE-ENEMY used SPLASHED
STRANGE-ENEMY SPLASHED around
STRANGE-ENEMY got WATER
WEBMASTER got WET FEET
WEBMASTER got A COLD
WEBMASTER is SICK!
Hmmm... *sniff* Me, use *snort*
All-powerful-all-seeing-all-mighty-webmaster-powers-that-do-not-equal-Jason-Ross'-in-any-way-and-are-way-weaker
*cough*.
WEBMASTER used ATTACK WITH LONG NAME
It's not very...
Narrator...
It's super effective!
STRANGE-ENEMY fainted!
I knew I could do it right once...
WEBMASTER wins!
--
Battle #2: An hero
emerges
22 November 2000
Player: Taylor [No Record]
Location: Transparent Version
TAYLOR is still ASLEEP
Hmmm.... who... what...
TAYLOR is WAKING UP
Ehmm, yes, I... am...
TAYLOR used YAWN
It's super sleepy!
Hmm... yes... Wait, where
did that voice come from?
VOICE is in fact the
NARRATOR
The narrator? Well, hello
narrator...
NARRATOR says HELLO!
A bit less caps might suit
better, though...
CAPS are PART of the
NARRATOR'S JOB!
Oh, really. Well, if you
say so.
Now, where am I here then
YOU are in TRANSPARENT
VERSION
Transparent Version...?
TRANSPARENT VERSION, based
upon the great POKEBATTLES by JASON ROSS.
WRITER FLATTERED JASON R
JASON's RESPECT greatly rose!
Alright... If you say so.
It's pretty empty here, though.
NARRATOR says THAT is
because IT is TRANSPARENT VERSION
Oh, really? What is
transparent then?
NARRATOR says YOU should
TRY
Well, alright.
TAYLOR is WALKING
TAYLOR hit TRANSPARENT GLASS WALL
Ouch!
GLASS WALL is angry!
GLASS WALL want to fight!
GLASS WALL sent out GLASS WALL!
Ehmm, go... I forgot to get
a Pokemon from Utsugi first...
NARRATOR says to SEND out
YOURSELF
Ehmmm... really? Go, me,
then!
TAYLOR sent out TAYLOR
GLASS WALL used BREAK
GLASS WALL BROKE in PIECES...
That was quick
...above TAYLOR!
Ouch! Ouch!
It's super effective!
TAYLOR almost FAINTED!
Hit with recoil!
Ehmmm... Jump?
TAYLOR used JUMP
TAYLOR JUMPED on GLASS WALL
TAYLOR BROKE GLASS WALL
TAYLOR hurts FEET
GLASS WALL fainted!
TAYLOR fainted!
Send out next Pokemon?
--
NARRATOR quietly APPROACHED
WEBMASTER
What is it, my humble
servant?
NARRATOR says it needs SCENERY to use NARRATE
Hmmm... Really? I'll try to
draw some then...
WEBMASTER used DRAW
Some SCENERY appeared
It is super BAD
Well, thank you... not!
NARRATOR ran away.
He's gone? Good. Remind me
to install that Scenery-adding hack soon...
Battle #3 The beginning?
25 November 2000
Player: Taylor [0-0-1]
Location: Taylor's house
....................
TAYLOR WOKE up!
What?
It's 22:28 already?
I'm late!
TAYLOR wants to use WALK
AWAY
It failed
PROF OAK appeared
PROF OAK used SPEECH
PROF OAK made a LONG and BORING SPEECH that can be found in
POKEMON GOLD and SILVER
Buy it in a store near you!
Ehmmm... What was that?
TAYLOR is confused
TAYLOR hurts himself in confusion.
Ouch, no, ouch, ack,
ehmmm... Oooh...
TAYLOR WALKED to stairs.
TAYLOR falls down STAIRS
STAIRS are angered!
STAIRS want to fight!
STAIRS send out STAIRS
Ehmmm.. oh no... Go me?
TAYLOR send out TAYLOR
MOTHER: Good luck TAYLOR! I'm rooting for you, baby!
It's super annoying!
STAIRS fainted!
TAYLOR fainted!
MOTHER won!
--
Hmmm... I'm on the network now, I guess the fun can really start now... Let's start with a new hero to celebrate.
Battle #4 SCARY!
28 November 2000
Player: Scary Man [No Record]
Location: Transparent Version
SCARY MAN appeared
BOO!
SCARY MAN used SCARE
It's not very effective!
And why not?
NARRATOR has no BODY
Because of THAT, NARRATOR can't have FEELINGS
Thus, NARRATOR can't be SCARED!
Aw.. Boohoohoo
Ah well, let's get moving to search for others to scare.
SCARY MAN walked around.
SCARY MAN ran into WALL
Where did that come from?
NARRATOR reminded SCARY MAN of the
fact that in TRANSPARENT VERSION, there are TRANSPARENT WALLS
Oh... really?
YES!
Oh...
WALL wants to fight!
WALL send out WALL
Ehmmm...BOO!
SCARY MAN send out SCARY MAN
SCARY MAN used BOO
It's not very effective
WALL flinched
Me, hide
SCARY MAN used HIDE
SCARY MAN hid in SHADOWS
WALL can't see SCARY MAN
WALL looses turn
And now...
SCARY MAN leaped out of SHADOWS
WALL was scared
WALL broke
SCARY MAN won!
Hmmm, nice start...
--
Battle #5 A... trainer?
1 December 2000
Player: Prof Utsugi [No Record]
Location: Utsugi's lab
Oooh, great,
another boring day at the lab.
Giving out Pokemon to little 'kids', sitting here, doing stuff,
that that Mr. Pokemon has found out already...
PROF UTSUGI used WHINE
It's super pathetic
Don't you know how bad this
is? Giving out Pokemon and everything for children, and those
little brats can't even say thank you!
PROF UTSUGI became ANGRY
ASSISTANTS ran away!
ONE RESEARCHER can't run!
You, my faithful
researcher, we are becoming Pokemon trainers.
RESEARCHER tried to run
away!
It failed!
Together, we shall become
Pokemon masters!
RESEARCHER used ROAR!
It failed
That hurts my ears... but
anyway, let's go...
DOORBELL used RING
DOORBELL rang
TAYLOR PEEKED in
What is it?
TAYLOR says He came for a
Pokemon.
Well, I'm not giving them
anymore, I'm becoming a trainer
TAYLOR says PROF UTSUGI
isn't a trainer yet.
Hmmm... True. Then, let's
battle for it. Gives me some training.
TAYLOR says He doesn't have
any Pokemon yet.
Me neither. So?
PROF UTSUGI wants to fight
TAYLOR want to fight
PROF UTSUGI send out PROF UTSUGI
TAYLOR send out TAYLOR
My ally?
ALLY RESEARCHER hid in
corner.
Then I'll do it alone. I've
got more experience!
Me, use technobabble
PROF UTSUGI used
TECHNOBABBLE
TAYLOR is confused
TAYLOR hurts himself in confusion
Hmmm... and how did he hurt
himself there?
PROF UTSUGI is confused
PROF UTSUGI hurts himself in confusion
Ah now I... know...
TAYLOR used POKEBALL
TAYLOR threw a POKEBALL...
Like you can catch me...
...against PROF UTSUGI'S
head!
It's very effective!
PROF UTSUGI fainted
Later
PROF UTSUGI woke up
Aaah... well... what now...
Battle... Oh. I lost...
TAYLOR asks POKEMON
Well, alright, choose
then...
TAYLOR choose POKEMON
TAYLOR got TOTODILE
Alright. Now, GET OUT!
NARRATOR reminds PROF
UTSUGI that only NARRATOR may use ALL-CAPS
I don't care! I'm taking
this Pokemon, and then see what happens...
PROF UTSUGI got CHIKORITA