The original battles. in its sucky state. Ph33r. | |||||||
Battle #1: Chains and things Player: Chain Man [Record: No record] Location: Inside a dungeon Posted: August 16, 2002 NARRATOR appeared! CHAIN MAN appeared! No, I didn't! Yes, you did! WOOD VERSION just started! Therefore, YOU appeared! Whatever. So.. what do YOU have of special for be the first Wood Version character? I have a chain. I am trapped in a dungeon. I want to be free. THEN battle the WALL! What? Are you crazy? No, I'm not! In POKEBATTLES, everything battles! Thus, the WALL battles. WALL wants to fight! Sigh. I will fight it myself! Go! CHAIN MAN! WALL fell over CHAIN MAN! CHAIN MAN is feeling pain! AAAARGH!!! CHAIN MAN was renamed THE CHAIN MAN! THE CHAIN MAN used CHAIN PUNCH! WALL fainted! Neat, let's escape! Not so fast! BARS wants to fight! Go chain! Get'm CHAIN! CHAIN used DESTROY! BARS fainted! THE CHAIN MAN was renamed CHAIN MAN CHAIN MAN ran away! Battle #2: The Real Hero Player: Daniel [Record: no record] Location: Wood City Posted: August 17, 2002 Hmm.. Hi. DANIEL appeared! Yeah, so? What is DANIEL doing? I'm going to have a match with a friend of me. He likes to be called Stadium. There is also another friend of me that uses the nickname Spaz.. weird people. DANIEL reached the WOOD STADIUM! Location: Wood Stadium STADIUM wants to fight! STADIUM send out SCYTHER! Go! TYRANITAR! Tyranitar, use Rock Slide! TYRANITAR used ROCK SLIDE! ROCK appeared! ROCK slides towards SCYTHER! SCYTHER was hit by ROCK! SCYTHER fainted! Well, that was... original. STADIUM send out KABUTOPS! Tyranitar... Earthquake. TYRANITAR used EARTHQUAKE! No special effect whatsoever! KABUTOPS fainted! You win! Yay! Battle#3: Double Stadium Player: Stadium [Record: 0-1-0 loss vs. Daniel] Location: Wood Stadium Posted: August 18, 2002 STADIUM is a loser! It lost its first match! I AM NOT AN IT!!! Nor a loser! Actually, YOU can win YOUR next match.. Good luck. SPAZ appeared! SPAZ wants to fight! SPAZ send out JOLTEON! Go Exeggutor.. Go! EXEGGUTOR! Enemy JOLTEON used PI MISSILE! Is "Pin Missile" No this one! A MISSILE elevated at PI is approaching EXEGGUTOR! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! EXEGGUTOR agrees! EXEGGUTOR used SOLARBEAM! PI MISSILE exploded! EXPLOSION send SPAZ away! You win! Figures... Battle #4: Spy vs. Spy Player: White Spy [Record: No record] Location: Ancient Pyramid Posted: August 19, 2002 -Due to massive suckage, and except 2-3 battles, those characters are never reused, therefore this battle is not worthy to rewrite. I can do it someday.- -Basically, it was a battle inbetween White Spy and Black Spy. White Spy won, and got the item Blueprints, which is re-mentioned 2-3 more times. White Spy also appears sometimes. Therefore, it was a worthy mention. You aren't losing nothing great. E-mail me if you want to see it rewritten, however- Battle #5: Da weird thing Player: Juanximo [Record. No record] Location: Wood City Posted: August 20, 2002 Da weird thing? DA WEIRD THING? EVIL! I'm not weird, you know! JUANXIMo is weird! Is in LOVE with ITSELF! HAS a two colors hair! And more! Whatever. CHAIN MAN appeared! Nice chain there. What's the problem with you? CHAIN MAN says he just escaped froma dungeon! I think your name should be Chain Man IDE(Insane Dungeon Escapee) now. ... NOT FUNNY! Whatever. I want that chain, anyways, so.. You TRIED to GRAB the CHAIN! Is super effective! You got CHAIN! What? CHAIN MAN is devolving? CHAIN MAN devolved into MAN! JUANXIMO used CHAIN! MAN ran away! You win! Battles 6 to 10 |
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