Battle #6: The Battle of the chain
Location: Dungeon's ruins
Player: Juanximo [Record: 1-1-0 Last battle: Win versus Man]
Posted: August 22, 2002
I have a chain! I have a chain!
MAN: Is MY CHAIN!
MAN wants to fight!
MAN send out MAN!
Go me!
The enemy is impossible to beat because is too powerful for you! Get'm, JUANXIMO!
You are so good...
Alright, me, use your kick attack!
JUANXIMO used KICK!
Is not very effective....
MAN used MEGA SLAM!
MAN used THIEF!
MAN got CHAIN!
What? MAN is evolving!
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN evolved into CHAIN MAN!
CHAIN MAN: Time for revenge!
CHAIN MAN used CHAIN THROW!
JUANXIMO was THREW away!
Seems that the lame one is blasting off again!
JUANXIMO loses!
Battle #7: Hot and wet
Location: Sara's house
Player: Sara [Record: No record]
Posted: August 23, 2002
SARA is READING!
WTF are you?
I am the NARRATOR!
Yeah, right... I believe you..
THAT deserves PUN-ISHEMENT!
PORTAL to DBZ world is open!
SARA is SUCKED in!
AAAAAH!!!
Location: Planet Namek
If you say so...
Actually I don't SET LOCATIONS!
AUTHOR does!
VEGETA appeared!
Yes.. wants to fight, right?
VEGETA wants to fight!
VEGETA send out VEGETA!
Sigh.. go Clefairy!
Go! CLEFAIRY!
VEGETA used GYARIC HO!
CLEFAIRY died!
WHAT!
STEAL ATTACK!!!!!!
SARA used STEAL ATTACK!
SARA stole VEGETA's POWERS!
VEGETA: No!
Yes!
SARA used FINAL FLASH!
VEGETA died!
SARA WINS!!!!!!
A lot of caps there.
Now can I come back to EARTH?
No!
MYSTERIOUS SHADOW appeared!
Who is it?
Battle #8: The revelation.
Location: Celadon City
Player: Erika [Record: No record]
Posted: 24 August, 2002
The revelation? Battle #8 and the titles are already lame...
NARRATOR pulls CHARACTER-DELETING RUBBER!
Hum.. that's huge
o_O
Did I ever said how full of life I am?
ERIKA is FULL OF LIFE!
TONS of LIFE CEREAL fell from ERIKA!
I don't get that...
Me neither, but THAT'S what happened!
ERIKA is WALKING!
LIFE CREAL turns RADIOACTIVE due to RADIOACTIVITY in the AIR!
RADIOACTIVE LIFE CEREAL was renamed RLC!
RLC wants to fight!
MEE???? I don't battle...
Don't start a LSLOTH.... -_-
Whoa, the whole sky is making a face!
DANIEL appeared!
Whoa! Cute!
o_O
O_o
O_O
BIG EYES QUOTA for that battle surpassed the limit!
XD I mean, I have to hit him!
RLC attacks DANIEL!
NO! Go Victreebel! Destroy it!
The enemy is a radioactive constant joke! Get'm, VICTREBELL!
VICTREBELL used SEND THE RLC to MARS!
Is super effective!
RLC exploded!
ERIKA wins!
NARRATOR updates RECORD!
ERIKA HITS DANIEL!
A lot of caps here... again O_o
Wait, the quota.. nevermind
DANIEL: I finally found you...
DANIEL used BISHO-BALL!
ERIKA was CAUGHT!
Do you want to nickname ERIKA?
DANIEL: No
Help!
Battle #9: The charmastastic Spaz
Location: Planet Namek
Player: Sara [Record: 1-0-0 last battle: Win vs. Vegeta]
Posted: August 25, 2002
MYSTERIUS SHADOW appeared!
That has been happening for the last two days...
MYSTERIOUS SHADOW is...
SPAZ from Battle #3!
Yeah, I smelled something like that... look the battle title.
Charmastastic? O_o
SPAZ wants to fight!
For your love!
O_O
Hum... go me?
Go! SARA!
SPAZ send out SPAZ!
What not very powerful attack should I use....?
SPAZ used CHARM!
No effect!
SPAZ used ATTRACT!
No effect!
You have no charm, and no atractive.
SPAZ: :-(
Hey, is true.
DANIEL appeared!
DANIEL: I will catch you, SARA!
Never!
Player: Daniel [record: 2-0-0 last battle, win vs. Erika]
Go! Erika!
SARA: Wait a moment.. why thw P.O.V changed?
SPAZ: I didn't even had the POV in a single battle, so....
SARA: Sigh.. go, me! Again!
SARA send out SARA!
Go! ERIKA!
I sended Erika 5 lines ago.....
Erika.. use Sleep Powder!
ERIKA used SLEEP POWDER!
SPAZ is now asleep!
ON SARA!!!!!!!!!
SARA used GYARIC HO!
But it failed!
Phew..
Is just me, or Gyaric sounds like Gyarados?
Oh well... Erika, use your Petal Dance!
ERIKA used PETAL DANCE!
Is super effective!
SARA fainted!
Go Bisho-ball!
OAK: DANIEL! That's not the moment of use that!
NARRATOR used KILL!
OAK died!
Thank you.
Go Bisho-ball!
DANIEL used BISHO-BALL!
SARA was caught!
SPAZ: No!
Yes!
Wait.. how did you woke up?
SPAZ doesn't knows!
SPAZ wants to fight!
SPAZ send out HITMONLEE!
DANIEL send out ESPEON!
Conventional battle... :-)
Espeon, use PSYCHIC!
ESPEON used PSYCHIC!
HITMONLEE fainted!
You win!
SPAZ ran away!
DANIEL wins!
OAK: DANIEL! That's not the moment of use that!
Another Oak?????????
O_o
Battle #10: Super Isaac Sunshine
Location: Venus lighthouse.
Player: Isaac [Record: No record]
Posted: August 26, 2002
We have finally reached!
GARET: O_O!!
ISAAC jumps!
What?
GARET: Well, you never talked before, besides "yes" and "no"... and we never had a Narrator before...
THAT will NOT be the ONLY change YOU will SEE!
IVAN: Do you get paid for type all in caps?
NO!
MIA: Look at the title... clearly promotes SMS for NGC..
THAT's what YOU SAY!
For ME, is only a TITLE!
Hey guys, let's do what we came to do.
SATUROS appeared!
MENARDI appeared!
Here they are! Let's attack!
OAK: ISAAC! That's not the moment of use that!
Why not? They appeared!
OAK: This is not GOLDEN SUN! This is POKÉMON!
Pikmin?
And THEY say I advertise...
SATUROS wants to fight!
MENARDI wants to fight!
Finally!
Go! ISAAC!
Who said that?
GARET send out GARET!
IVAN send out IVAN!
MIA send out MIA!
Ah. Pokémon battle style, I guess?
ISAAC is right!
SATUROS used FIREBALL!
Is not very effective...
MENARDI used SUDDEN DEATH!
But it failed!
We're lucky.. everyone, let's use our best attacks!
ISAAC used GRAND GAIA!
GARET used PYROCLASM!
Is not very effectuive...
IVAN used SPARK PLASMA!
SATUROS fainted!
MIA used ICE MISSILE!
Is super effective!
MENARDI fainted!
Aha! Let's kill them!
I will attack them!!!
OAK: ISAAC! That's not the moment of use that!
Not again...
SATUROS used VENUS STONE!
What? SATUROS and MENARDI are fusing!
SATUROS and MENARDI fues into FUSION DRAGON!
Is huge, but the name sucks.
To be continued... and go post feedback
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