(A.K.A Rare Battles)
Player: Ninmaniac [Record: 7-3-1 Loss versus Link, T#2]
Location: Movement city
NINMANIAC appeared!
Whoa, this place looks like a desert...
What happened?
SARA happened!
...oh.
Anyways, "rare battles"? This page looks more and more like Red Verizon... ehh... version, each day.
NARRATOR says you're wrong!
RED doesn't has WAR EVENTS!
Nor PROFILES or BISHOUJOS!
Sigh... not that it's a big difference.
But that's not the problem.
I'm here for battle the Gym Leader and win the second Badge!
DUMB MAN appeared!
DUMB MAN says the GYM LEADER died in battle #27!
..that means I can't win the badge!
NO!
DUMB MAN says he then turned in the new Gym Leader!
DUMB MAN wants to fight!
DUMB MAN send out AERODACTYL!
A regular Pokemon, eh? I choose you, Wart!
(From Super Mario Bros. 2, the American one)
Go! WART!
Enemy AERODACTYL used WING ATTACK!
Is not very effective...
Now, Wart! Use your Bubblebeam attack!
WART used BUBBLEBEAM!
Is super effective!
AERODACTYL's SPEED went down!
Now we are faster, Wart! End him with Body Slam!
WART used BODY SLAM!
Critical hit!
AERODACTYL fainted!
YA-HOO!!!
DUMB MAN send out JUMPLUFF!
Oh, well.. come back, Wart, your turn, Bowser!
WART good! Come back!
The enemy is anything buy heavy! Get'm BOWSER!
Enemy JUMPLUFF used GIGA DRAIN!
BOWSER was drained!
Very impressive, but we're superior!
Flamethrower!
BOWSER used FLAMETHROWER!
Enemy JUMPLUFF fainted!
You win!
You got the MOVEMENT BADGE!
Neat.. 6 more to go!
DUMB MAN: Only 2 more, you mean. This is like Orange League.
Cool!
Wood Rare Battle#2: Dragon Gym! September 21, 2002
Player: Ninmaniac: [Record: 8-3-1 Win vs Dumb Man, R#1]
Location: Dragon City Gym
Only half the way.. I must win this one!
RANDOM PERSON appeared!
RANDOM PERSON: Hello there, in this gym people only uses Dragon-type Pokémon. Dragon PKMN are weak to Ice.
Thanks for the tip, dude!
Now, let's win the battle!
CLAIRE appeared!
The Resident Evil one?
CLAIRE, the BLACKTHORN CITY GYM LEADER!
Easy on the caps lock, eh?
Anyways, does she wans to fight or no?
CLAIRE wants to fight!
CLAIRE send out DRAGONITE!
Go, my chosen ones.. Ice Climbers!
Go! ICE CLIMBERS!
Blizzard!
ICE CLIMBERS used BLIZZARD!
But, it failed!
Enemy DRAGONITE used FLY!
Enemy DRAGONITE flew high!
Enemy DRAGONITE flew away!
CLAIRE: Nooo! This sucks!
JUANXIMO appeared!
JUANXIMO: Someone said suck?
JUANXIMO ran away!
CLAIRE send out KINGDRA!
Eeehhh... mm? Can I finally talk?
Ok, Ice Climbers, use Ice Block Throw!
ICE CLIMBERS used ICE BLOCK THROW!
Enemy KINGDRA has a break scale! It may not attack!
This is the oddest thing I've ever seen
Enemy KINGDRA used ICE BEAM!
ICE CLIMBERS were frozen!
You expect that being the ICE climbers, they can't be frozened..
No that this is STRANGE in POKEBATTLES!
You have a point there.
Anyways, I can't fight with a frozened PKMN, so.. come back Ice Climbers!
Enough ICE CLIMBERS! Come back!
Go Freezard! (Zelda Monster)
Go! FREEZARD!
Use Blizzard... and be accurate!
FREEZARD used BLIZZARD!
Regular effect!
Enemy KINGDRA fainted!
1 more to go...
CLAIRE: I never expect to have to use this one... go Filia!
FILIA?
CLAIRE send out PHILIA!
It's "Filia"
It isn't the same?
No.
NARRATOR doesn't cares!
By the way, your FREEZARD fainted!
It was so fast, NARRATOR wasn't able of NARRATE it!
Yeah, I know the drill...
Seems Giga Bowser has a chance...
Go! GIGABOWSER!
NARRATOR has a question!
Shoot.
Why do YOU have both BOWSER and GIGABOWSER!
..I don't know either.
Ok...
Gigabowser, slash her!
GIGA BOWSER used SLASH!
Critical hit!
Enemy PHILIA is enraged!
Not a big surprise.
What? PHILIA is evolving!
PHILIA evolved into DRAGON-FORM PHILIA!
Whoa, this one is REALLY huge! Use the Headbutt, Giga B!
GIGA BOWSER used HEADBUTT!
It causes some decent damage!
Enemy PHILIA used DRAGON BREATH!
GIGA BOWSER is paralyzed! It may not attack!
GIGA BOWSER is enraged!
GIGA BOWSER bites PHILIA!
PHILIA fainted!
You won!
You get the DRAGON BADGE!
Very odd end, but I won! HA!
Wood Rare Battle #3: The final gym September 22, 2002
Player: Ninmaniac [Record: 9-3-1 win vs Claire, R#2]
Location: Human City
That's weird... not only I've won my two last battles, but it was pretty easy.
NARRATOR thinks you've had LUCK!
How so?
You lose 1/4 of your battles!
Is WEIRD you didn't losed yet!
Agree.. maybe you're right, I've had luck.. anyways, I can now win my last badge.
HUMANITARY appeared!
Is the Gym Leader?
HUMANITARY: I see.. you're searching my badge.. let's battle!
HUMANITARY wants to fight!
O_O...
can read minds?
YES!
Not that YOU have one, but...
You don't have one either, in fact, you don't even have a body...
NARRATORS don't need a BODY!
HUMANITARY still wants to fight!
HUMANITARY send out MACHAMP!
Just wondering.. what's an "humanitary"?
A VERY HUMAN person!
You just came with that!
No, I didn't!
Curses, that conversation goes nowhere... ok, I choose.. Kirby!
Go! KIRBY!
Drill kick!
KIRBY used DRILL KICK!
KIRBY kicks a DRILL!
DRILL flies through the air...
and hits MACHAMP!
MACHAMP fainted!
Woohoo! One more to go!
HUMANIST send out JYNX!
COPY his powers!
KIRBY copies enemy JYNX's POWERS!
KIRBY eats enemy JYNX!
JYNX was renamed LEFTOVERS!
What? LEFTOVERS are evolving!
LEFTOVERS evolved into JYNX!
JYNX ran away scared!
..eeewww
Enemy HUMANIST send out HUMANIST!
Enemy HUMANIST used STOMP!
KIRBY was stomp flat!
KIRBY fainted!
Kinf of guessed... get him Metal Mario!
The enemy is powerful! Get'm METALMARIO!
Just punch it.
METAL MARIO used PUNCH!
HUMANIST fainted!
You got the HUMAN BADGE!
Heh, I have an incredible luck..
Wood Rare Battle#4: Ultima fall September 22, 2002
Player: Ninmaniac [Record: 10-3-1]
Location: THE Stadium
NINMANIAC has done it!
Now is the hour of battle the leader.
LEADER appeared!
LEADER wants to fight!
LEADER send out MEW!
Curses.
Seems I will have to do my best.
I choose you.. Dark Link!
Go! DARKLINK!
Use your "Dark" attack!
DARKLINK used DARK!
Choose your own NARRATOR pun!
1. DARKLINK is DARK!
DARKLINK can't see!
2. DARKLINK is DARK!
DARKLINK suggest MEW join the DARK SIDE!
3. LIGHTBULBS exploded!
EVERYTHING is DARK!
Choose the #3, I don't really care...
LIGHTBULBS exploded!
LIGHTBULBS fainted!
EVERYTHING is DARK!
Enemy MEW used FLASH!
DARKNESS dissapeared!
DARKLINK fainted!
O_O what the?
Oh, yeah, Dark Link is made of Darkness... got it.
Go! NINMANIAC!
I didn't chosed myself!
AUTHOR needs an excuse for end the battle, badly!
Enemy MEW used EXPLOSION!
NINMANIAC was blown away!
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