Legend:
Player/Old Narration/Narratîon/Fanfic Narration/Substitute Narrator/Sounds/EB Narrator

Newest Battles:

Battle #80: Finally.. Third time! November 16, 2002
Player: Garet
[Record: 4-3-2] Tie vs. Juanximo, #60
Location:
Land of the Dead

NARRATOR woke up!
Well, that would explain why this world rarely gets updated...
NARRATOR says it at least updates!
For rare updates, visit ANY OTHER VERSION!
I see..
anyways, Webmaster is lazy..
He usually is, true.
LAZIER than usual, I mean..
WEBMASTER was BUSY!
Busy doing what?
Playing CHRONO TRIGGER!
But it if was released in 1995!
WEBMASTER is from EUROPE!
And?
CT never saw the light THERE!
Oh.
He could be studing instead, anyways.
He has several tests next week..
You said WEBMASTER is LAZY!
Anyways, I should be prepared..

It can come any time..
PORTAL TO WOOD appeared-
Yay!
-at SEVERAL DOZEN METERS AWAY from GARET!
No!
Me, run to the portal!
GARET used RUN!
GARET ran away from the portal!
Ooops! Me, turn!
GARET used TURN!
GARET was fully TURNED!
GARET runs towards the portal!
Mwahahaha! I can almost feel myself alive again!
Let's keep running!
GARET used RUN!
GARET ran on a SPIDER-WEB!
Pathethic for someone like me..Heat Wave!
GARET used HEAT WAVE!
SPIDER-WEB was BURNT!
SPIDER-WEB fainted!
And now, the final moment..
SOMEONE is in middle of the portal and you!
Whos' there?
SOMEONE was renamed HITLER!
HITLER wants to fight!
Not again..
HITLER send out CRISPY NAZI TROOPS!
What the?
CRINAZTRO are CRISPY!
Crinaztro?Oh, first three letters.. get it.
NARRATOR ate CRINAZTRO!
Yum!
Tastes like chicken!
Eww..
NARRATOR offers HITLER some!
HITLR ran away scared!
GARET wins!

And for God Heavens's sake, let's see if I can enter now..

GARET used ENTER!
GARET entered in the PORTAL!

Location: Giant Paperbox of no Return

GARET steps from the PORTAL!
PORTAL closed!
Hahahha! I'm alive! I'm aliveeeeeeeee!
Now is the hour of revenge!
That will be your last day, Webmaster... for have me dead for 50 battles!
To me, the great Garet!
Is your end!

ISAAC: Huh? Garet is turning crazy... getter follow him.

Battle #81: I'm in a rush! November 16, 2002
Player: Garet
[Record: 4-3-3 Tie vs Hitler,  #80]
Location: Giant Paperbox of no Return.

The first thing I have to do is go to the real world.
Seems I'm in the right place, now...
Oh, Webmaster, open a portal!
WEBMASTER used OPEN!
CAN was OPENED!
Well... that's good.. but now.. open a portal!
WEBMASTER used OPEN!
DOOR was OPENED!
Fine.. open the portal..
WEBMASTER used OPEN!
PORTAL was OPENED!
Well, finally...
GARET used STEP!
Is a small STEP for GARET, but a big STEP to the WORLD!
Just shut up and let me enter.
GARET enters in the PORTAL!
ISAAC slowly follows!

Location: New Zealand, Earth

Well, where I am?
NARRATOR points to LOCATION!
By the way, what's your plan?
Destroy Wood.
You will FAIL!
I don't think so.

Location: México, Earth
Player: Isaac
[Record: 4-4-2 Hum.. I forgot his last battle]

Garet, where you are...?

NARRATOR points to NEW ZEALAND!

Ack! I must run!


Location: Next to Webmaster's house.
Player: Garet
[Record:  Bah, is just above]

Mwahahahahahaha! I found you!

WOODWM walks towards SCHOOL!
Good! I will kill his friends too!
WOODWM has NO FRIENDS!
...

Battle #82: Battle #101.. I promised it December 1, 2002
Player: Wood Webmaster
[Record: 4-3-1]
Location:
Eh.. somewhere on the Webmaster's school, yeah, that is it.

Hum.. I wonder what are we doing here on Sunday...

NARRATOR wakes from HIATUS!
Two weeks aren't a hiatus.
This is WOOD!
So?
NOEMI: Who are you talking to?
Me!
PORTAL appeared!
Oh no, it can't be...
NOEMI: Be what?
DANIEL appeared!
ERIKA appeared!
JUANXIMO appeared!
PORTAL closed!
DANIEL: Where are we?
ERIKA: Mm.. this looks like a classroom...
Because IS a classroom!
JUANXIMO: Webmaster!
DANIEL: Is you!

I've always been me!
So, how's doing?

ERIKA: Well, we were finally able of exit from a time portal!
Really? That's great!
EXTRA: OWWWWW!!!
EXTRA fainted!
What the?
GARET appeared!
GARET: I'm here for kill you!
Do you dare to?
Ally DANIEL wa-

Stand back! This is just a thing inbetween Garet and me! I can't let you be hurted!

NOEMI: Daniel..
DANIEL: Yes?
NOEMI: No, I was talking about the webmaster.
GARET wants to fight!
Go! WOODWM!
Mega Punch!
WOODWM used MEGAPUNCH!
Critical hit!
Enemy GARET used PYROCLAST!
Is super effective!
Ow! Oww! I'm burnt!
WOODWM used STOP, DROP and ROLL!
FIRE fainted!
WOODWM keep rolling and crashed.. into GARET!
GARET used HEAT WAVE!
HEAT waves a HAND!
HEAT says "GOODBYE!"
HEAT leaves!
It's my chance!
Drop Kick!

WOODWM used DROP KICK!
Hit 73 times!
Allies are fully AMAZED!
GARET's HEADBAND explodes!
He had a headband???
HE just doesn't WEARS it!
Ah!
GARET: ..who I am? Wait, I am Garet... I don't remember what happened since that odd guy gave me that drink..
DANIEL used CHECK!
HEADBAND was fully CHECKED!
DANIEL: Look, guys, this is mechanical! It even has a chip!
I think they were controlling you with it, Garet.
NOEMI: But who would be enough evil for that to Dan.. to the Webmaster?
EVERYONE looks at JUANXIMO!
JUANXIMO used SUCK!

Be careful, he may attack us!

ORANGE was SUCKED!
Eh? What?
JUANXIMO: You know I'm stupid, I am unable of do something like that.
GARET: Thank Goodness.
ISAAC appeared!
What?
ISAAC: I finally found you, Garet! I will not let you kill the webmaster!
GARET: Too late!
ISAAC: What? You've... you've killed him?
GARET: No. You see...
ISAAC: Stop that! I'm going to revenge the webmaster!
Hey guy..
ISAAC: Shut up, Webmaster! I'm going to revenge yo..u.. what the?
If you let me talk, you will discover what the heck is going on.

Player: Noemi [Record: 0-0-1]

So, in short, this is Pokebattles.. how interesting.
WOODWM: Yep.
GARET: Well, they guy looked.. well.. he had a cloak on. I only remember his voice. It's spooky and stuff, you know.
ISAAC: You're the only one that knows, you...
KARPOV appeared!
What the?
KARPOV: Checkmate!
That had a point?
WOODWM: In pokebattles? No.
ERIKA: Just wondering, its voice resembled one from a Wood character?
GARET: No
DANIEL: What's that?
DANIEL used POINT!
WINDOW was POINTED!
CLOAKED FIGURE is out the WIDOW!
CLOAKED FIGURE was renamed CLOAKGURE!
CLOAKGURE: It seems he got away from control
I will report to Master Ghost...
Never!
NOEMI used MEGA PUNCH!
Is super effective!
NOEMI used POKEBALL!
CLOAKGURE was caught!
ERIKA: Well.. O_o
I'm getting used to pokebattles! Hahahaha!
GARET: By the way, that was the cloacked guy
WOODWM: I guessed it so.
Battle fainted
Use next battle?

Battle #83: Hole in the bed December 9, 2002
Player: Wood Webmaster [Record: 4-3-2 Tie vs. Garet, #82]
Location: Earth

Yawn...
DANIEL woke up!
ERIKA woke up!

Hey guys! Were you sleeping in my bed?

ERIKA says yes!
That would explain the little space...
DANIEL: Well, you snore, so...
Shut up
WOODWM puts a PILLOW over DANIEL's HEAD!
DANIEL is paralyzed!
DANIEL fainted!
WOODWM wins!

I wasn't ever battling... fine anyways.

ERIKA: WHY DID YOU THAT?
I FEELED OFFENDED!
ERKA: YOU KILLED HIM!

DID THE NARRATOR SAID SO?

ERIKA: ...
HA!
ERIKA: DON'T SCREAM!
LOOK WHO'S TALKING!
ONLY I CAN USE CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!
Eh? Narrator?
BETTER!

Fine.. let's take a walk..


Location: Streets in Wood

I am bored...
DANIEL: We could do something!
Like what?
How about a three-way!
Yes, good i.. WHAT THE?
HOW DO YOU DARE TO SAY THAT?

NARRATOR points you SLEEP TOGETHER!
We're friends...
ERIKA: That is it.
D'oh
DANIEL: I liked the idea...
ERIKA hushes!
DANIEL: Fiiine.

I have a great idea! Let's create a new place! It will be..


Location:
Wood Webmaster adoration temple.

ERIKA: Greeeat idea, you deserved this!
SARCASM DETECTOR explodes into tiny PIECES!
That was really required, Narrator.
SARCASM DETECTOR'S PIECES explode into tinier PIECES!
DANIEL: No one cares, anyways...
BUNCH OF IDIOTS appeared!
ERIKA: Again? They last and last...
DANIEL: Like the Duracell rabbit...
Didn't they died?
ERIKA: Yes. In fact, twice.
Then that is a plothole.
BUNCH OF IDIOTS was renamed PLOTHOLE!
PLOTHOLE wants to fight!
Marvelous idea, Narrator.
SARCASM DETECTOR'S PIECES'S PIECES explode into even tinier PIECES!
Stop with the sarcasm detector pun!
NARRATOR used STOP!
PUN's speed greatly fell!
I don't get it.
READERS say this battle SUCKS!
READERS leave!
We have readers, anyways? I think no.
Go, me...

Go! WOODWM!
Ally ERIKA send out ERIKA!
Ally DANIEL send out DANIEL!
Let me guess, you still didn't get your Pokemon?
DANIEL: Great idea! Let's get them!
Can't escape!
DANIEL: Da...
WOODWM points DANIEL with a AK-47!
DANIEL: ...rn.
Better.
Enemy PLOTHOLE send out PLOT!
PLOT used START!
PLOT of WOOD VERSION started with the CHAIN MAN inside a DUNGEON!
Bad, bad oun...
WOODWM used TYPO!
Is not very effective...
I meant pun!
Too late.
Ally DANIEL used MEGATACKLE!
But, it failed!
Ally ERIKA used NUCLEARBEAM!
It had no effect on enemy PLOT!
You guys are sure help...
Could you say that in ENGLISH?
Bah...
Enemy PLOT used START!
PLOT starts a new PLOT!
In a galaxy, far, far away..
GEORGE LUCAS used COPYRIGHT RIGHTS!
Is super effective!
PLOT fainted!
Enemy PLOTHOLE send out HOLE!

Hum.. I have an idea for beat this one...
Hey, hole, if you can turn yourself into half a hole, you win! If you don't, you lose!

Enemy HOLE thinks that's EASY!
Enemy HOLE gets cut in half!
Enemy HOLE notices each part is still an HOLE!
Enemy HOLE recognices you superiority!
Enemy HOLE faints!
Enemy PLOTHOLE surrenders!
WOODWM wins!
DANIEL: What about us?

Did you guys did something useful?

DANIEL: No.

Be glad you didn't lose.

This battle will selfdestruct in 5 seconds.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0!
BATTLE explodes into TINY PIECES!

Battle #84: Time for a new world March 19, 2003
Player: Chain Man
[Record: 11-5-1]
Location:
The Void

Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!
WOODWM: Don't get away, Chain Man!
I can't solve thaaaaaaaa...
CHAIN MAN crashed!

Location: Peaceful Island

CHAIN MAN woke up!
Uuuhh.. where I am?
NARRATOR points to TITLE!
Ti..? Ah.
Well, that means this is a restart... and I'm the first character again.. Go figure.
Where is everyone else?

Their location is UNKNOWN!

What? You're the Narrator! You know all!

NARRATOR can't tell you!
That would spill out the PLOT!
*sigh* Seems my only way of finding where they are is searching them...
NARRATOR points to your back!
What? Where?
NEOEXWALL appeared!

Don't tell me the wall is back...

NEOEXWALL wants to fight!
Go! CHAIN MAN!
Enemy NEOEXWALL send out NEOEXWALL!
NEW used EARTHQUAKE!
NEW quaked some EARTH!

NEW? NeoExWall... got it.
Is my turn, so... Massive Chain Beatdown!

CHAIN MAN used MASSIVE CHAIN BEATDOWN!
It's super overpowered!
Hit 7,984,129 times!

I'm not losing my touch... heh...

NEOEXWALL was destroyed! Again!
NEW fainted!
CHAIN MAN wins!
CHAIN MAN got 16,777,216 Exp. points!
CHAIN MAN went to level 256!
Yay!
CHAIN MAN learned INFINITE CHAIN BEATDOWN!
Woohoo! Now I'm unstoppable!
Wait.. what's that?

ZACK appeared!
ZACK: Is that you.. Chain Man! Finally someone else!
I've been on this world for days, and I was unable to find someone else!
Maybe  the both of us can find someone else!
I will join you!
ZACK joins you!

You know, this looks like a RPG...
Well, maybe that leads to good puns, so, let's try to deal with it...

Battle #85: Juanximo's menace
April 27, 2003
Player: Jesús
[Record: 8-4-0]
Location:
Giant milestone

I DID IT! I CLIMBED THE BIGGEST MILESTONE ON EARTH! NOW I CAN ENTER ON THE GUINESS WORLD RECORD!!!!
NARRATOR points YOU this is NOT the EARTH!
NARRATOR adds that the GUINESS WORLD RECORD does NOT exists on WOOD!

D'oh.
All my work... useless?

FROM the day you were BORN!

You don't need to treat me like that...
I thought you loved me...

WTF?
What sort of a nonsesnse is THAT?

Hahahahaha!
I tricked you, Narrator!
Suck that!

NARRATOR is thinking on pun-ish you!
JUANXIMO appeared!
JUANXIMO asks JESÚS if SOMEONE said SUCK?

No, I was the one who said suck.

JUANXIMO looks at you with... CUTE EYES?

Aaaaahhhhh!!!! You're ugly!
Well, UGLIER... if that's even possible.

JUANXIMO feels really bad!
JUANXIMO feels like HUMAN WASTE!
JUANXIMO is WASTED!
JUANXIMO would like to battle!

"Would like to battle"?
What a lame way of ask for a battle is that?

The NEW POKEMON GAMES do IT that way!

Whatever...

JUANXIMO send out NOSEPASS!

Nosepass? The ugly Pascua statue-like thing?
You're RIGHT!
In that case...
I choose Scyther!

Go! SCYTHER!

Use your Wing Attack!

SCYTHER used WING ATTACK!
It's not very effective...

Eh?
NOSEPASS used ROCK THROW!
It's super effective!
SCYTHER fainted!

What the... is it Rock-type?

ROXANNE: Bet it man.

Okay... Go Gyarados!

The enemy has a big nose, almost like Mario's! Get'm GYARADOS!
MARIO feels offended!

C'mon! Why am I offending EVERYONE?

Maybe because your existance itself is OFFENDING ME?

That could be.

MARIO saw JUANXIMO!
MARIO: Mamma mia! Ugly!
JUANXIMO gets enraged!
JUANXIMO send out ONIX! And a small one!

Hey.. Juanximo has an small Onix! I just knew it! My Onix is bigger and stronger, specially when he uses Harden!
This is disturbing...
MARIO used STOMP!
ONIX and NOSEPASS were STOMPED! Both fainted!
JUANXIMO is enraged!

Is that his usual way of be or what?
YES!
JUANXIMO used OUTRAGE!
MARIO fainted!

Whoa!
JUANXIMO's attack continues!
JUANXIMO used OUTRAGE!
JESÚS fainted!
JUANXIMO is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
JUANXIMO fainted!
WOOD WEBMASTER wins... even is he wasn't in the battle!
WOODWM: Yay!

Battle #86: I lost my "titles ideas" touch August 11th, 2003
Player: Daniel
[Record: 16-5-3]
Location:
The Plains

Ahh.. what a nice day.. right, Erika?
ERIKA says yes!

A day nobody could... AAAHH!

ERIKA: What?
A... A narrator!
ERIKA: NO! I though this version was already dead!
Tough luck, CUTIE!

What? Are you hitting on Erika?
That's new...

JUANXIMO appeared!

And here's something old...

Wild TOTODILE appeared!

And something blue... we already got married, remember?

BAD SCI-FI MOVIES' ZOMBIES appeared!

And something given.. man, this makes no sense, right?

BS-FMZ wants to fight!
Not on vacation, dammit.
Oh well... go-

ZOMBIE#37 is biting JUANXIMO!
JUANXIMO is evolving into ZOMBIE JUANXIMO!
O_O
ERIKA: O_O
JUANXIMO: NO! I'M A ZOMBIE! AAAAARRGHH!!!-
ZOMBIE#23 bows!
All the other ZOMBIES do IT too!
And that's... WHY?
ZOMBIE#23: Zombie Lord...
JUANXIMO: !!- Huh? Zombie Lord? Cool! Rename me to Zombie Lord Juanximo!
ZOMBIE JUANXIMO was renamed ZOMBIE LORD JUANXIMO!
This name is better than your old one!
Well done!

Huh... I don't get what's going on...
ZLJ wants to fight!
So this was an excuse to short Juanximo's name?

No!
ZLJ send out ZOMBIE#47!
Ah well... go! Blaziken!
Go! BLAZIKEN
Ally ERIKA send out SHIFTRY!
New POKÉMON?
We are too lazy to get the old ones back.
Ah.

Blaziken! Blaze kick!

BLAZIKEN used BLAZE KICK!
BLAZIKEN kicked BLAZIKEN!
Is that even POSSIBLE?
Don't ASK!
I just did!
Don't ask AGAIN, then!
That works.
Enemy ZOMBIE#47 used ZOMBIE PUNCH!
ZOMBIE#47 punched ZOMBIE #47!

Doing the same joke twice isn't funny, remember?

Whatever.
SQUALL appeared!
SQUALL: Hey! That's my phrase!

You're a sad elemental.

SQUALL used LIONHEARTH!
Hit 24 times!
ZOMBIE#47 fainted!

Amazing... I'm talking about the Zombie... only fainted?

That guy is tough.
SQUALL: What about me?
You're not tough.
SQUALL just leaves!
Good.
ZLJ: We should be fighting! Go Zombie #83!
ZOMBIE #83 can't fight!
ZLJ: Why not?
VEGETA appeared!
VEGETA: I don't know. In fact, why am I here?
ZLJ: Good question. Now, why can't Zombie#83 fight?
VOICE: GWAAHH!

Waitaminute... if Vegeta is alive... and he was dead that means...

ERIKA: The deads are back!

That explains the zombies... they are the extras that got killed for no reason..
But.. doesn't that means...?

DOOMPUFF instantly ate VEGETA!
DOOMPUFF: ..tastes like a salad.
DOOMPUFF IS BACK!
ZLJ: Meh, he already killed me once, and I'm a Zombie now. So I could care less.
DOOMPUFF ate some ZOMBIES!
ZLJ: Not my zombies! Retreat!
ZLJ and the 7 SURVIVING ZOMBIES left!
DANIEL is breathing heavily!
ERIKA: Don't waste time breathing! We must escape!
DOOMPUFF used MEAN LOOK!
DANIEL can't escape!
ERIKA can't escape!
No.. fair..
ERIKA: Someone save us!
RANDOM WOOD CHARACTER appeared!
DOOMPUFF instantly ate RANDOM WOOD CHARACTER!
Poor person... who it was?
NOEMI!

Cool! Then it's all right!

ERIKA: Still..
What?
ERIKA: We're still trapped.

Thanks for ruining my fun -_-

JAMES appeared!
JAMES: Eeeeeeee!!! I'm here for save u-
DOOMPUFF instantly ate JAMES!

Why is all becoming so repetitive?

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS appeared!
Go figure.
DOOMPUFF intsantly ate-
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS used OBVIOUS-NESS STOPPER!
ANYTHING OBVIOUS is STOPPED!
DOOMPUFF did not ate CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
Or, better said, it's TRYING to, but it CAN'T!
Nice!
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS used OBVIOUS KICK!
DOOMPUFF died!
O.O
ERIKA: O.O
Agreed O.O

The narrator... agrees?
How odd..

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS: If you need me, just say something obvious. Okay?
Hmm, yeah.
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS: Good.
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS left!

I guess we're done, right?

Yeah!
This took TOO LONG to write!
Well, then... stop the battle!
I don't know HOW!
ERIKA: Say "battle ended"!
Battle ended!
WORKED!
Eeh... don't ruin the effect.
Sorry.

Battle #87: Wood Version Tour. April 21, 2004
Player: Captain Obvious [Record: 1-0-0 Win vs. Doompuff, ?86]
Location: Skies of WV

A battle has started!
A narrator is here!
I am... CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
NARRATOR says that's OBVI--- wait, never mind!
The Webmaster said someone had to show Wood Version with everyone coming back!
He said I was perfect to explain the place!
Dunno why...
Well, to my right, there's the Wood Headquarters.. or what's left of it!
Slaves are working right now on building it again!
WOODWM: Keep on working!
WOODWM used WHIPLASH!
It's super-effective!
SLAVES's speed greatly rose!
Awesome place, this is!
And, to the my left, there's Wood City! It's full of activity!
RADIOACTIVE LIFE CEREAL passes by!
RLC goes PSYCHO!
RLC attacks WOOD CITY!
THE CHAIN MAN used MASSIVE CHAIN BEATDOWN!
RLC got served!
Indeed... but there's activity at sky, too, mind you.
SARA passes by!
ZACK'S SPACESHIP passes by!
MARIO passes by!
Populated place, as you can see... water is good here, too.
YOSHI fell to the water!
YOSHI can't swim!
YOSHI died!




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Battles 11-15
Battles 16-20
Battles 21-25
Battles 26-30
Battles 31-35
Battles 36-40
Battles 41-45
Battles 46-50
Battles 51-55
Battles 56-60
Battles 61-65
Battles 66-70
Battles 71-75
Battles 76-80
Wood Version.
Home of the Bishoujo Catcher.
Records:

11 Boos [0-1-0] 55

Angel [0-2-0] 16, 28
Assassin Robots: [0-6-0] 49
Bin Laden [0-1-0] 23
Black spy [0-1-0] 4
Bunch of idiots [0-2-0] 65, 69

Cashier [1-0-0] 41
Chain Man[12-5-1] 1, 5, 6, T1, 22, WWE1, 32, T2, 35, 39, 40, 42, 49, 50
Cigarette [0-1-0 62
Claire[0-1-0] R2
Daniel [16-5-4] 2, 8, 9, 11, 19, WWE1, 23, 27, 37, 42, 43, 49, 50, T3, 61, 62, 70, 83, 86
Doompuff [3-2-0] 39, 40, 41, 60
Doomtubbie [0-0-1] 69

Dumb Man [0-1-0] R1
Erika [11-3-3] 8, 9, 19,  WWE1, 27, 37, 42, 49, 50, T3, 62, 70, 86
Forest Owner [0-1-0] 64
Fusion Dragon [0-2-0] 10, 30
Garet [5-3-3] 10, 11, 17, 29, 30, 32, 60, 80, 82

Giant Moron [0-1-0] 56
Giovanni: [1-1-0] 44, 46
Guardians of the Castle [0-1-0] 56
Hitler [0-2-0] 70, 80
Humanist [0-1-0] R3
Iggy: [0-1-0] 51
Isaac [4-4-2] 10, 11, T1, 22, WWE1, 42, 48, 58
Ivan[1-3-0] 10, 11, 22, 29
James [3-1-1] 21, 24, 25, 33, 46
Jason Ross clone [1-1-1] 42, 43, 54
Jesús: [8-5-0] 2, 3, 17, 22, WWe1, T2, 34, 42, 49, 50, T3, 85
Jose Luis[1-0-0] 71
Juanximo[5-6-2] 5, 6, T1, 19, 20, 21, 36, 39, 60, 62, 70, 85
Karen[5-0-2] 21, 24, 25, 33, 46
King Africa[0-1-0] 22
Kitchen [1-0-0] 61
Koffeeng: [0-1-0] 66

KyleCheerios [0-1-0] L1
Leader [1-0-0] R4
Lina [2-1-0] 57, 59
Link [3-4-3] 12, 13, 14, F1, 30, 31, T2, 47, 58
LK: [0-1-0] 26
Luigi [3-1-0] 52 , 53, 54
Mario: [9-4-3] 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 60
Mia [1-2-0] 10, 11, WWE1
Misty [0-1-1] 24, 25
Narrator [0-1-0] 69

Navi [0-1-0] 69
NeoExWall [0-1-0] 84
Nintendo Maniac[10-6-1] 12, 13, 14, F1, 17,  22, WWE1, 26, T2, R1, R2, R3, R4, 42, 51
Noemi: [1-0-1] 69, 82
Nothing [0-1-0] 53
Nurse Joy [0-1-0] 20
Obzak [1-0-0]  L1
Perfect-Metal: [3-7-1] 17, 29, 34, 36, 38, 39, 47, 50
Peter [8-2-0]43, 44, 46, 47, 48, 50, 68, 69
Plothole [0-1-0] 83
Pokekiller [2-4-2] 15, T1, 20,  21, 32 ,33, 47
Radioactive life cereal [0-3-0] 8, 17, T3
Ragingbowser: [1-0-1] 56
Richard Gannon [1-2-0] 12, 45
Rival [0-1-0] 37
Rocket: [1-1-0] 44, 46
Sara[6-2-2] 7, 9, 11, WWE1, 27, 31, 38, 49, 50, 67
Suicune: [0-1-0] 63
Tanis: [1-1-1] 58, 59
Teacher [0-1-0] 71
Unown Man [1-1-0] 35, 36
Vegeta [0-1-0] 7

Vincent: [3-4-0] 3, 9, 15, 34, 42, 49, 50
White Spy [1-1-0]  4, 14
WGL [0-1-0] 26

Wood Webmaster[7-3-2] 16, 42, 45, 69, 78, 82, 83, 86
WOSP[0-3-0] 16, 28, 69
Xellos: [0-1-0] 57
Yoshi: [3-1-0] 52, 53, 54
Zack "Galaxy" Cosmo [3-0-0] 65, 66, 67
Zelda Freak [1-1-1] 13, F1, 22
Fics: 1, 2
Wood War Events:
1
Tournaments:
1, 2, 3
Rare Battles 1
Live Battles: 1-5
Fan Battles: Send me one
(Click the number to go to the W/F/T/R/whatever)
We are in the 12th saga.
Recap: Lots of stuff happened.
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Another stuff
Characters's profiles: Only Chain Man is up XD

My catches:Yes, the character "Daniel" is inspired on me... *sweatdrop*
R means Rare Battle. T means Tournament. WWE means Wood War Event. F means Fanfic. FB means fanbattle. L means Live Battle. Characters in grey are dead.
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Sagas:

Battles #1-7: Classics                           
Battles #8-22: The Bishoujo Catcher
Battles #23-32: Random stuff
Battles #33-41: Doompuff creation
Battles #42-50: Narrator's power
Battles #51-56: Mario adventures
Battles #57-59: Group of valents
Battles #60-64: Life happens...
Battles #65-68: Zack the man
Battles #69-79: The Lost ones
Battles #80-85: The last of an era
Battles #86-??: Wood Version 2.0
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