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PokéBattles Foxfire: Tournament I

Tournaments are a time-honored tradition of the PokéBattles format. As PokéBattles are, at their heart, battles, every tenth battle is followed with a showdown between the best and most popular trainers of the time.

And here, you - yes, you behind the keyboard - can help determine the outcome of this tournament.

Tournament Voting Schedule

Preliminaries: 7/29 to noon 7/30
Round 1: 7/31 to noon 8/1
Round 2 (Ongoing!): 8/2 to noon 8/3

Preliminaries

The preliminary voting has concluded and the results have been determined!

Preliminary Results

The preliminaries have concluded. The chosen entrants are:

Lake Monster: 1 vote.
Pirate: 1 vote.
Twitter: 1 vote.
Vulpix: 1 vote.

As no other characters received votes, these four shall parcitipate in the tournament's first round.

Records, July 29, 2021

The Records for qualifying Foxfire entrants are as follows, sorted by win rate and alphabetically:

Jane F. Deer: [4-0-0] 2 6 9
Anakin Skywalker: [2-0-0] 5 8
Terra: [1-0-0] 1
Vulpix: [1-0-0] 4
DarkSteve "The Shadowy" Simmons: [1-1-0] 4 7
Ax Craig: [0-0-1] 3
The Woods: [0-0-1] 3
Facebook: [0-1-0] 9
Lake Monster: [0-1-0] 7
Man With Hook: [0-1-0] 10
Neva Kee: [0-1-0] 5
Pirate: [0-1-0] 8
Sebulba: [0-1-0] 5
Twitter: [0-1-0] 9

Round 1!

Tournament 1, Round 1A August 1, 2021
Location: Foxfire Arena #1
Player: Pirate [0-1-0] Last Battle: #8
Player: Twitter [0-1-0] Last Battle: #9


PIRATE and TWITTER, please enter the arena!
Yarharharhar. I thought I be lost in space forever!
What's happening? Here's what's trending today...
Yar har. Ooh... Piracy on the rise?
Sounds like my jam.

... Wait, that's illegal.
TWITTER wants to fight!
We reserve the right to remove Copyright Violations.
Ahhh, just ye try it, ya daft bird!
I'll make ye walk the plank before I give up me CD burner.
PIRATE sent out CDBURNER!
Go, Userbase.
TWITTER sent out USERBASE!
CD Burner, burn them a disc!
CDBURNER used BURN!
USERBASE was burned!
Yarharharhar.
Userbase.
Look, here's a controversial new thing!
USERBASE is alert!
Now, watch the flames grow...
USERBASE used FLAMEWAR!
USERBASE is at WAR with FLAMES!
USERBASE is losing the war!
USERBASE was badly burned!
. . .
Ye play with fire, ye gonna get burned.
USERBASE's hurt by the burn!
CDBURNER, use ye HIFI!
CDBURNER used HIFI!
FLAMEWAR was repeated in HIGH FIDELITY!
USERBASE's hurt by the burn!
VULPIx used OVERHEAT!
Wait, what Vulpix...?
USERBASE is badly OVERHEATED!
USERBASE fainted!
Yahahahar!!
... whatever.
Let me show you our server farms!
TWITTER sent out SERVER FARMS!
The fire continues!
Yarhar. Return, CD Burner. Go, Carronade!
Enough, CDBURNER! Come back!
PIRATE sent out CARRONADE!
Server farm, DDoS.
SERVER FARM used DDOS!
CARRONADE's SPEED greatly fell!
Carronade, fire hot shot!
CARRONADE used HOT SHOT!
It's super effective!
SERVERFARM was badly burned!
Not this song and dance again...!
Yo ho ho, this song and dance and a bottle o' rum!
CARRONADE loaded RUM!
... Me rum!
You have a fire suppression system! Use it!
SERVERFARM used FIRE SUPPRESSION SYSTEM!
FIRE is weakening!
Fine. It be a worthy sacrifice. Fire ye rum!
CARRONADE used SHOT OF RUM!
It's super effective!
SERVERFARM was badly burned... down!
SERVERFARM fainted!
... That's it. I'll ban you from life myself...!
TWITTER sent out TWITTER!
I'd like to see ye try! Carronade, it be me turn!
CARRONADE enough! Come back!
Go! Pirate!
Face the banhammer!
TWITTER used BANHAMMER!
Face me mean left hook!
PIRATE used MEAN LEFT HOOK!
Forces collide!
PIRATE was blown backwards into STADIUM WALL!
PIRATE is in critical condition!
Harhar, that don't feel so good...
TWITTER was blown backwards into FIRE!
TWITTER crashed into LAKEMONSTER!
Trainers collide!
TWITTER fainted!
Congratulations, PIRATE! You've won round 1!
Yo ho ho and a blackbird pie. To ye finals!
Tournament 1, Round 1B August 1, 2021
Location: Foxfire Arena #2
Player: Lake Monster [0-1-0] Last Battle: #7
Player: Vulpix [1-0-0] Last Battle: #4


LAKEMONSTER and VULPIX, please enter the arena!
Gaooo!
Vul Vul!
...Ghblghrh!! Gaoooo!!
LAKEMONSTER is angry!
LAKEMONSTER wants to fight!
Pix...!! Vul pixvul! Ixixixix!
Gaoooo! Gaoooo!!
Well, this won't be entertaining.
NARRATOR used ALTAVISTA BABELFISH!
Gaoou dropped that smelly guy into my lake!
Vuleeded a bath anyway!
Not in my lake! Go, DOS!
LAKEMONSTER sent out DOS!
...Why do you have that... Uhh, go, me...
VULPIX sent out VULPIX!
That dumb, smelly man did it. DOS, ScanDisk!
DOS used SCANDISK!
DOS scanned VUlPIX's spinal discs!
It's super healthy!
I take good care of my back! Flamethrower!
VULPIX used FLAMETHROWER!
USERBASE is at war with FLAMES!
VULPIX's FLAMETHROWER was put out!
... Wait, what!?
DOS, now, Deltree.
DOS used DELTREE!
Wild TREE was deleted!
... VULPIX is unaffected!
Potentially useful, later...
Uhh... Wait!
Overheat!

VULPIX used OVERHEAT!
DOS overheated!
DOS is confused!
Don't let it confuse you, DOS. Use Rem! Remove it!
DOS is confused!
DOS used instead, HCF!
DOS halted and caught fire!
DOS fainted!
Grrr... Gaooo! Go, Gorebyss!
LAKEMONSTER sent out GOREBYSS!
Confuse Ray, Vulp!
VULPIX used CONFUSE RAY!
RAY is confused!
It didn't affect enemy GOREBYSS!
Gaooobyss, gore it!
GOREBYSS used GORE!
AL GORE appeared!
AL GORE: Global warming is a huge problem.
AL GORE: As is local warming.
AL GORE: In fact, I believe this stadium is on fire...
...Hypnosis!
VULPIX used HYPNOSIS!
AL GORE fell asleep!
Uselerrrssss...
Gao... Gorebyss, use Byss!
GOREBYSS used instead, ABYSS!
ABYSS appeared!
ABYSS: That girl... Maybe she is my Elys...
ABYSS took GOREBYSS and ran off!
Gaooo...'s my last gaorrhh...
LAKEMONSTER sent out LAKEMONSTER!
DIE!
LAKEMONSTER used DROWN!
But, it failed! There's no water to DROWN in!
Vul... Fire Spin!
VULIPX used FIRE SPIN!
FIRE is SPINNING!
FIRE spun into LAKEMONSTER!
GHAOOO!!!
Wait just a minute...
ALTAVISTA BABELFISH is overheated!
ALTAVISTA BABELFISH fainted!
Vul, vul!
I'll fix it in a minute!
LAKEMONSTER was blown into FIRE!
LAKEMONSTER crashed into TWITTER!
Trainers collide!
LAKEMONSTER fainted!
Congratulations, VULPIX! You've won round 1!
Vulll...
NARRATOR goes off to go do some field repairs...

Congratulations to Pirate and Vulpix for winning their battles - but there's one more round to go. Who will win?


Tournament 1, Round 2 August 4, 2021
Location: Foxfire Backup Arena
Player: Pirate [0-1-0] Last Battle: #8
Player: Twitter [0-1-0] Last Battle: #9


PIRATE and VULPIX, please enter the arena!
Yar. What be this? Me opponent be a wee foxy beastie?
... Vul! Pixixix! Khhhh!
NARRATOR used ALTAVISTA BABELFISH!
It's not very effective...
...And you smell even worse than that smelly man!
VULPIX wants to fight!
Well aren't ye a feisty beast. I don't know what ye be barking about though.
Ye be no match for me carronade, though.

PIRATE sent out CARRONADE!
He still can't understand me, can he!?
...Go me I guess.

VULPIX sent out VULPIX!
Carronade, fire ye grapeshot!
CARRONADE used GRAPESHOT!
VULPIX was pelted with GRAPES!
VULPIX ate the GRAPES!
VULPIX regained HP!
... Roar!
VULPIX used ROAR!
71 LIONS appeared!
71 LIONS used MAUL!
CARRONADE was mauled!
It's not very effective...
Ye can't maul ye carronade. It be made of metal.
Fire ye case shot!

CARRONADE used CASE SHOT!
CRIMINAL CASE was shot at LIONS!
SAMXCVT appeared!
SAMXCVT: The name's Excavator. Sam Excavator, Private Investigator. This case was a hard nut to crack - like a corundum coconut. And there right there was as many lions as I'd ever set eyes on. I pulled out my forty-four magnum and took a warning shot to scare them away.
SAMXCVT used WARNING SHOT!
LIONS were scared away!
SAMXCVT took CRIMINAL CASE and ran away!
Who be that funny man with ye trench coat and fedora?
Beats me, probably a preview cameo or something... Anyway! Flamethrower!
VULPIX used FLAMETHROWER!
VULPIX threw CARRONADE into FLAME VERSION PORTAL!
... FLAME VERSION has not been active in almost 20 YEARS!
CARRONADE was thrown into AMBER VERSION instead!
Me carronade!
Go! I unsheathe me cutlass! I'll cut ye to ribbons, foxie!

PIRATE sent out CUTLASS!
Use Cut!
CUTLASS used instead, LASS!
LASS appeared!
LASS: Oh what a cute little Vulpix!
LASS joined VULPIX!
Welcome to the team...
Okay, uhh... Fire Spin!

VULPIX used FIRE SPIN!
VULPIX put CUTLASS into WASHING MACHINE on SPIN CYCLE!
WASHING MACHINE caught on fire!
It's super effective!
CUTLASS was badly rusted!
CUTLASS fainted!
Me cutlass! Return, Cutlass -- Go me!
PIRATE sent out PIRATE!
... Imprison!
VULPIX used IMPRISON!
ROYAL NAVY POLICE CRUISER appeared!
... Ye Royal Navy!?
Nay, I can't stay here any longer, they'll have me guts for garters!

PIRATE ran away!
RNPC pursued at high speed!
Phew... I guess he's a crook, no wonder it worked...
Congratulations, VULPIX! You've won the tournament!
VULPIX received the PYROMANIA BADGE!
... We're still trying to put out the fire in the other arena...

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