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Battle #51: Beware the Dragon May 14, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Eric [Record: 19-10-7] Last Battle: Win vs. Rookie and loss vs. Narrator (Battle #50)

WWWAAAAHHHHH!!!! WE SUCK!!!!
Ally MIKE is crying!
I mean…*sniff* even Ash came in the top 16! But us? The last two places?!? It's not FAAAIIIIRRR!!! *Sobs*
Ally MIKE agrees!
Allies GYARADOS and HAUNTER appear indifferent!
They say it was time your DUMB LUCK backfired!
We beat 8 gyms! Do you really think that was dumb luck? Don't we have to have some skill?
Ally GYARADOS says no, your over-dependence on ILLEGAL moves had rendered you entirely unready for this TOURNAMENT!
But…but…
Ally GYARADOS used WRATH!
ERIC got a taste of the DRAGON'S WRATH!
ERIC is super injured!
…meanie…
Ally GYARADOS says you're a pre-adolescent whiner!
Ally GYARADOS says you've got to learn sometime! …and that time is now!
What?
Enemy GYARADOS wants to fight!
What?! All those battles we've gotten along… somewhat ok, and now you're turning on me?
Enemy GYARADOS thinks you are truly incompetent and it's going to team up with someone who has a real chance at conquering the world!
You traitorous stupid…er….um…JERK!!
Ally MIKE says you shouldn't tick off former ally GYARADOS anymore than it already is!
Ally HAUNTER nods in agreement!
Enemy GYARADOS used CLEAR SKIES!
Huh? Hey that's another Gold-Silver move!
Cheater!
Enemy GYARADOS says it doesn't need to remind you of what it's been through!
Enemy GYARADOS is charging up!
Hmm, while clear skies is in force Solar Beam can fire without charging…go Venusaur! Solar Beam now!
Go! VENUSAUR!
VENUSAUR used SOLAR BEAM!
It's a super dumb move to use!
Huh?
For one thing, it's not very effective! …and, it's still powerful enough to make enemy GYARADOS even madder!
Oh no…Venusaur--
Enemy GYARADOS used FIRE BLAST!
Power to FIRE BLAST was increased by CLEAR SKIES!
It's super effective to boot!
VENUSAUR was charred to a CRISP and fainted!
Um…not good. Gyarados, can we talk this over?
Enemy GYARADOS answers with a HYPER BEAM!
OWW!! Now, while he's recharging! Go Royal Kingler! Hyper Beam!
Go! ROYAL KINGLER!
Ally MIKE sent out MAGIKARP!
Ally HAUNTER sent out HAUNTER!
ROYAL KINGLER used HYPER BEAM!
MAGIKARP used THUNDER!
HAUNTER used NIGHT SHADE!
Enemy GYARADOS is enraged!
Enemy GYARADOS used FLAMETHROWER!
ERIC ducked the attack!
FLAMETHROWER kept going! And crashed into someone!
Oof, poor guy. Royal Kingler--
YELLOW PROJECTILE appeared!
YELLOW PROJECTILE smashed into GYARADOS'S forehead!
Huh?
SOMEONE attacked enemy GYARADOS!
What the?! You got a death wish buddy?
Enemy GYARADOS reels back from blow to the head!
Enemy GYARADOS looks further annoyed!
Huh? What's this? It's that "yellow projectile"…and it's a… bandana?
Ry…Ryoga? …again?
Ally MIKE says he's doing pretty good against GYARADOS!
RYOGA smashed GYARADOS with a BUILDING!
Enemy GYARADOS tore out of RUBBLE and TAIL SLAMMED RYOGA!
RYOGA flew into TELEPHONE POLE!
TELEPHONE POLE wants to fight!
RYOGA tore TELEPHONE POLE out of the GROUND and threw it into enemy GYARADOS!
That guy's got some impressive strength…
Ally MIKE agrees!
Ally MIKE rubs old wound from RYOGA'S punch last time!
You…still have that bruise?
Ally MIKE nods!
Hey…how's Ryoga doing? He's tough, but he's no Gyarados…
RYOGA is in great PAIN!
Royal Kingler, use one of those moves that doesn't exist!
Ally MIKE instructs MAGIKARP and HAUNTER to do the same!
WAIT! Make sure you use the attack on Gyarados!
Drat…
ROYAL KINGLER used CRAB BLAST!
MAGIKARP used TSUNAMI!
HAUNTER used GHOSTLY FOG!
RYOGA used SHISHI HOKOUDAN (DEPRESSION BLAST)!
Critical hits!
Enemy GYARADOS ran off!
Ha! Come back and you'll get more of the same!
Enemy GYARADOS came back!
Enemy GYARADOS used SQUISH!
OWWW!!! Hey, you're not supposed to…
Enemy GYARADOS used SQUISH! Damage doubled!
Oh no, I'm doomed if I let this keep up…allies attack!
ROYAL KINGLER, MAGIKARP, RYOGA, MIKE and HAUNTER used ATTACK!
It's not too terribly effective!
Enemy GYARADOS is nearly fainted!
Enemy GYARADOS ran!
Pfff…never liked that bozo anyway! Come on guys, let's blow this dump.

Battle #52: Dragon's Search May 14, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Gyarados [Record: 6-6-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. former allies (Battle #51)



Stupid losers…I can't believe them… I need to either strike it out on my own or find someone worthy of my presence.
FANBOY appeared!
Hey, you! Want an ally? I dumped those losers.
FANBOY says no!
FANBOY says he's already got DIGIMAN bugging him and he doesn't need you tailing him too!
GRRRRR…. DIE IDIOT!
GYARADOS used DRAGON WRATH!
FANBOY was injured!
FANBOY used REALLY NASTY CHI BLAST!
It's not very effective.
FOOL! You don't understand my power, but you will!!!
GYARADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
FANBOY was caught in the cyclone and landed HARD!
FANBOY wants to fight!
FANBOY sent out LAPRAS!
Not like you to use a Pokémon. Oh well.
GYARADOS used MEGA BEAM!
Critical hit!
LAPRAS needs MEDICAL CARE badly!
FANBOY withdrew LAPRAS!
FANBOY is mad!
FANBOY sent out DEVASTATOR!
Um…
Enemy DEVASTATOR used DEVASTATE!
It's super painful!
Ooh! That's it!
GYARADOS used HYPER BEAM!
On FANBOY rather than DEVASTATOR!
FANBOY is in critical condition!
Heh, heh. Loser.
FANBOY fainted!
DEVASTATOR is happy!
DEVASTATOR goes on a rampage for fun!
Hey…um, cut that out… We really can't take any more loss of population…what with Doompuff and everything. …ya know?
DEVASTATOR doesn't care!
Fine then. I'll stop you! What point is there in ruling a desolate world?
GYARADOS used DIVINE FIRE!
DEVASTATOR wants to fight!
Enemy DEVASTATOR used DEATH CANNON!
OW! How do I beat this guy? He's even bigger and meaner than me…I can only hope my newly discovered uber-powerfulness can help!
GYARADOS used GYARA-POWER!
Critical hit!
Enemy DEVASTATOR is annoyed!
Geez? Can anything stop this guy?
Um…UK GALVATRON could! But…you don't want HIM here!
Why not?
Um…take NARRATOR'S WORD for it!
Um…ok. Back to battle!
Lightning struck!
Enemy DEVASTATOR fainted!
MYOTISMON appeared!
Oh great, I assume you're here to take over the world too?
DIGIMAN recalled MYOTISMON!
YOU again!!!
GYARADOS used MEGA BEAM!
DIGIMAN fainted!
Pfft, this was a waste of time…
SABRINA appeared!
Huh? Hmm…maybe this'll work out after all. Hey, Sabrina…

Battle #53: Gung-Ho Gun Gusto May 14, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Rampage [No Record]

MMGHAM is walking along!
MMGHAM: Well…what else do I have to do? I mean, until World Serpent Comics are off the ground…
Heh, perfect. Now, that loser "action hero" will meet his end! Rampage, terrorize!
RAMPAGE transformed into ROBOT MODE!
RAMPAGE jumped out in front of MMGHAM!
MMGHAM: Huh? What are you?
I am Rampage, terror of the cosmos and destroyer of the Omicron Theta Colony! Now, I will destroy you!
MMGHAM accepts challenge!
MMGHAM wants to fight!
Hmm, this one shows now fear. Then, I must… teach it to him!
MMGHAM: You can't beat me! I am… Mr. Macho Gung-Ho Action Man!
Enemy MMGHAM used STAT BOOSTER!
Enemy MMGHAM'S stats greatly rose!
Heh, are you trying to intimidate me? Let's just see how you and your soul taste!
RAMPAGE pulled out TRI-ROCKET-LAUNCHER!
Enemy MMGHAM laughs!
Enemy MMGHAM pulls out BAM-BOOM!
Heh, interesting gun, let's see how it stacks up!
RAMPAGE fired TRI-ROCKET-LAUNCHER!
Enemy MMGHAM fired BAM-BOOM!
PROJECTILES collide and explode!
MMGHAM and RAMPAGE are thrown backwards!
Not bad, not bad at all. I think I may just take that gun off your lifeless corpse once this battle is over!
Enemy BAM-BOOM says he thinks not!
A…talking gun? Interesting. Not that it will help you!
RAMPAGE pulled out two ROCKET LAUNCHERS!
RAMPAGE blew up the stuff above enemy MMGHAM!
STUFF did not fall on MMGHAM!
It vaporized from ROCKETS!
Darn. Beast mode!
RAMPAGE transformed into GIANT METAL CRAB!
Enemy MMGHAM fails to be impressed!
Let's see how confident you are once I begin to squeeze the life out of your pitiful organic form!
RAMAGE used PINCER CRUSH!
Attack missed!
Enemy MMGHAM used BAM-BOOM to blow CLAW back!
GRR!
RAMPAGE used GIGASHOCKER!
Enemy MMGHAM is fully SHOCKED!
Enemy MMGHAM is annoyed!
Enemy MMGHAM used BLUDGEON!
Ha! You think you can hurt me by beating me with that gun? HAHAHAHA…owie….whoo…maybe I ought to rethink that…
Enemy MMGHAM'S attack continues!
GET OFF!
RAMPAGE used SWAT!
Enemy MMGHAM was swatted away!
Tank mode!
RAMPAGE transformed to TANK MODE!
RAMPAGE fired MEGACANNON!
Enemy MMGHAM fired BAM-BOOM!
PROJECTILES blow each other up again!
Enemy MMGHAM was blown back!
RAMPAGE was blown over CLIFF!
RAMPAGE landed with a loud thud!
Ha, you think this'll stop me?! I rise again!
RAMPAGE started driving up CLIFF FACE!
Enemy MMGHAM is impressed!
Enemy MMGHAM fired BAM-BOOM!
It's not very effective!
HAHAHA!! You should have hit me with more than that! Now, die!
RAMPAGE fired MEGACANNON!
Enemy MMGHAM was too slow to dodge!
Enemy MMGHAM flies up and lands hard!
Enemy MMGHAM fainted!
MWUHAHA!! Now, I shall…
Enemy MMGHAM fired POWERBEAM!
WHAT THE?!?! He's…he's fainted!!
Enemy MMGHAM has indomitable will!
That, and…he doesn't know what QUIT means! …literally!
Could it have been his dictionary I stole the "Q" section out of all those years ago?
Enemy MMGHAM fired FIREBALLBARRAGE!
RAMPAGE fainted!
Urg…that sucks…
Enemy MMGHAM is celebrating!
AQUA rips off RED once again as MMGHAM breaks out into song!