Battles 11 to 15:
Battle #11: Mike the Weird. October 20, 1999
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee! >[Record: 6-3-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Koga (Battle #10)


Let's see...next on the list is some chick called
Sabrina, let's get going.
Ally GYRADOS suggests not saying bad things about Sabrina.
Why not? Who's going to stop me?
Ally GYRADOS says Sabrina is psychic/telepathic/telekinetic.
So...she can foresee my arrival, read my mind, and then bang me on the walls for what I said... Doesn't sound fun...
Wait...who's that guy...looks weird.
MIKE THE WEIRD appeared!
What do you mean appeared? I saw him way before you said anything Mr. Voice in My Head!
Ally GYRADOS looked at you funny!
MIKE THE WEIRD looked at you funny!
AG! Now that voice has caps-lock problems... Anyway, what do you want Mr. Weird?
MIKE THE WEIRD wants to fight!
Huh? Why?
MIKE THE WEIRD: You're going to pay!
Pay for what?!?!
MIKE THE WEIRD: Don't play dumb with me! You're that dude with Optimus!
No...that's not me...
MIKE THE WEIRD: Liar! Pokeball go!!
MIKE THE WEIRD sent out MAGIKARP!
Seems like he has the same luck I do... Go, Jigglypuff! Go, Jigglypuff!
That voice seems to be an "echo boy..." Jigglypuff use pound!
JIGGLYPUFF used POUND!
JIGGLYPUFF pounded enemy MAGIKARP!
Ha, beat that!
MIKE THE WEIRD: Huh? Maybe he's not Fanboy...
NO I'M NOT!!!! He beat me up too...
Enemy MAGIKARP used THUNDER!
JIGGLYPUFF fainted!
WHAT?!?!? That's not possible!!
Pokemon go!
Go, NIDOQUEEN!
Ha, can't hurt Nidoqueen with a thunder attack!
Enemy MAGIKARP used EARTHQUAKE!
WHAT?!?!? This can't be...Nidoqueen use horn drill!
Enemy MAGIKARP fainted!
Phew! What's next, a Charmander with Hydro pump?
MIKE sent out CHARMANDER!
Hahaha...Fate is cruel.
Enemy CHARMANDER used SOLAR BEAM!
It's super effective!
I wasn't that far off...ok, no holding back...GO ARBOK!!
Go, ARBOK!
Enemy CHARMANDER is about to reveal secret move!
I can't let that happen! Arbok, wrap it now!
ARBOK used WRAP!
Enemy CHARMANDER is suffocating!
MIKE withdrew CHARMANDER!
ACK!! You made my Arbok tie itself in a knot!!!
MIKE sent out JIGGLYPUFF!
HEY! How dare you knock out Jigglypuff then bring out one of your own?!
Arbok acid attack! While the Jigglypuff's recovering untie yourself!
ARBOK used ACID!
ARBOK used UNTIE!
Enemy JIGGLYPUFF used ROAR!
ARBOK ran away scared!
WHAT?!!? One, you can't use roar in a trainer battle, two...a JIGGLYPUFF USING ROAR?!?!
Ok...this is getting really weird. Next I'll choose...ah heck, I don't have any more marked Pokeballs. Except for...
Go, PRAKIGAM!
NO!! Dang it! Fine Prakigam, do whatever.
PRAKIGAM used WHATEVER!
Enemy JIGGLYPUFF is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Enemy JIGGLYPUFF fainted!
Hahaha. Take that!
Ally GYRADOS has an idea!
Really? Since when?
Ally GYRADOS chooses to ignore that!
Ally GYRADOS says this Mike guy would be good help!
But...we're fighting...can it wait?
Ally GYRADOS smashed ERIC!
Ally GYRADOS smashed MIKE THE WEIRD!
MIKE THE WEIRD says he'll consider it!
I agree. Hey, let's talk, I bet we'd be one bad team!
MIKE agrees!
MIKE'S ally HAUNTER appeared!
HAUNTER agrees!
So, it's settled! We're off to rule the world!!


Battle #12: Fanboy Fate
October 20, 1999
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Eric and Mike [Record: 6-3-2] Last Battle: Tie vs. Mike the Weird (Battle #11)



MIKE: So...Fanboy is your rouge personality that ran away during a battle?
Yep, believe it or not...also that Hitmonlee you got from the Cerulean Gym was mine once.
MIKE: Oh, I believe it. I have seen some weirder things than that. And here, take the Hitmonlee back.
Most people couldn't honestly say that...HEY! I just saw somebody!
Ally GYRADOS says you're always seeing things!
Ally MIKE laughs!
Ally MIKE'S ally HAUNTER laughs!
I think it was Fanboy!!
MIKE: HIM?!?! Let's get him!!
STAND AND FIGHT COWARD!!!
FANBOY stopped!
FANBOY wants to fight!
Um...I'm not sure if that was a good idea now that I think about it...
FANBOY sent out KLINGON!
Ally MIKE sent out MEOWTH!
Ally GYRADOS sent out GYRADOS!
Ally HAUNTER sent out HAUNTER!
I guess I'd better contribute...
Go, HITMONCHAN!
My luck with fighting Pokemon isn't all that good.
Hitmonchan, get ready to use...
HITMONCHAN saw ERIC!
HITMONCHAN is fascinated.
HITMONCHAN HIT on ERIC!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
ERIC used RUN!
ERIC is running!
MIKE: Meowth, finish it with hydro pump!
Enemy KLINGON fainted!
FANBOY sent out HOT ROD!
Ally GYRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
Ally HAUNTER used NIGHTSHADE!
FANBOY used MATRIX!
Huh? HOT ROD is evolving!
HOT ROD evolved into RODIMUS PRIME!
Ally HAUNTER used HYPNOSIS!
It doesn't affect enemy RODIMUS PRIME!
Enemy RODIMUS PRIME used NEW TRANSFORMER INVINSIBILITY!
Enemy RODIMUS is one tough motha...
HUSH YOUR MOUTH!! There could be little kids reading this!!!
Sorry...Enemy RODIMUS PRIME is one tough dude!
Enemy RODIMUS PRIME used MASSIVE GUNS OF BLAZING JUSTICE!
MEOWTH fainted!
Ally MIKE was injured!
Ally GYRADOS was injured!
Ally's ally HAUNTER was...somehow...injured!
ERIC was injured!
HITMONCHAN fainted!
Whew! Close call. Next Pokemon...
Go, PIKACHU!
Ally MIKE sent out RATTATAT!
Pikachu use thunderbolt!
PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
RATTATAT used THUNDERBOLT!
Ally GYRADOS used HYPER BEAM!
Ally's ally HAUNTER used NIGHTSHADE!
Enemy RODIMUS PRIME is suffering system problems!
FANBOY withdrew RODIMUS PRIME!
MIKE: Ha! Couldn't beat me before, can't beat me now!
FANBOY sent out PIKACHU!
MIKE: Huh?? He's using a Pokemon???
Uh...I'm a big Pokemon fan...so, he's a Pokemon fan too.
MIKE: Oh.
Enemy PIKACHU used EXCESSIVELY POWERFUL MAIN CHARACTER THUNDERBOLT!
RATTATAT fainted!
PIKACHU fainted!
ERIC marked PIKACHU'S Pokeball!
I mark all of them now, so I have a better idea of which one I'm sending out. Go get 'em Arbok!
Go, ARBOK!
Enemy PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
It's super effective!
ARBOK fainted!
What? Electricity isn't super effective against poison…
ASH'S PIKACHU creams ARBOKS all the time!
Fine, Go Nidoran!
Go, NIDORAN!
Hmm...I'll try Mike's winning strategy...Nidoran, use ice beam!
NIDORAN can't use ICE BEAM!
NIDORAN looked at you funny!
Huh? But he can do it!!
Ally GYRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
Ally HAUNTER used HYPNOSIS!
Enemy PIKACHU is asleep!
All right! Time to finish this battle!
FANBOY withdrew Pikachu!
MIKE: I get the feeling I'm not going to like what comes out of there next...
FANBOY sent out GODZILLA!
Drat. Ok, Gyrados go!
Return, NIDORAN!
Go, GYRADOS!
Ally MIKE sent out GYRADOS!
Ally GYRADOS sent out GYRADOS!
Ally's ally HAUNTER sent out HAUNTER!
All three GYRADOS used HYPER BEAM!
Ally HAUNTER used TOXIC!
Godzilla doesn't look too happy about that...
MIKE: Gee, you think?
Enemy GODZILLA used RAMPAGE!
OW!!!
MIKE: OW!!
Ally GYRADOS says that HURT!
Enemy GODZILLA used DEATH BREATH!
ERIC and his ALLIES were burnt to a crisp!
This is very painful....go get 'em Jigglypuff!
Return, GYRADOS!
Go, JIGGLYPUFF!
Jigglypuff, use your special move!
JIGGLYPUFF used MOST ADORABLE POKEMON!
JIGGLYPUFF is CYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!! CUTE-CUTE-CUTE-CUTE-CUTE-CUTE!!!!
Enemy GODZILLA doesn't like cute.
MIKE: What have you done?!?!
Enemy GODZILLA used STOMP!
This sucks...
MIKE: Time to try my luck!
Return, GYRADOS!
Go, JIGGLYPUFF!
Jigglypuff use Maximize!
JIGGLYPUFF: JIGGLYPUFF MAXIMIZE!
JIGGLYPUFF used MAXIMIZE!
JIGGLYPUFF is now SPECIAL VERSION, 10 TIMES THE ORIGINAL SIZE, DRAGON MEGATRON!
WHOA!!! Scary!!
Enemy GODZILLA is a touch worried.
FANBOY: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! Let's get out of here!
FANBOY ran!
Hey...we beat Fanboy!
MIKE: Yeah...we did!
Ally GYRADOS asks how far it is to the hospital!
Ally Gyrados has a good question...
ERIC fainted!
MIKE fainted!
GYRADOS fainted!
HAUNTER is dragging ERIC, MIKE, and GYRADOS!
HAUNTER used MUMBLE IRRITABLY!


Battle #13: Mashing March Badge Massacre. October 20, 1999
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Eric and Mike [Record: 7-3-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Fanboy (Battle #12)


ERIC: Why do all these battles have dumb names?
The names of the battles aren't dumb!
ERIC: Who says?
I say, that's who!
Who are you arguing with?
ERIC: Uh...no one.
Ally GYRADOS shakes head.
ERIC: Ah, we're here. Sabrina's gym...looks more like a temple than anything else...
DOORS flew open!
ERIC: Ha, you don't want to mess with me! You heard about what I did to your pal in Pewter didn't ya? HAHA!
Ally GYRADOS says this place is spooky!
Ally HAUNTER agrees!
ERIC: Cowards! It's just a building. Here's the gym...
ERIC entered GYM!
SABRINA appeared!
ERIC: Huh? Who?! ...oh! She's cute!
MIKE fell over in shock/disgust!
WHA?!
Ally GYRADOS turns around!
Ally HAUNTER disappeared!
HAUNTER!! Where'd you go?! Traitor...
ERIC appears mesmerized.
Oh god... that is pathetic... Sabrina! I'm...
SABRINA: ...Mike the Weird and you wish to challenge me for a Marsh Badge and so does your friend Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee. You're 1 minute and 35 seconds later than I expected you, also that clerk at the KwickE Mart ripped you off big time.
I should have known not to trust Apu! Snap out of it
Eric, time to fight!
ERIC: Huh? Oh...yeah, right. Fight.
Oi... How many Pokemon?
SABRINA: Two on two. I'll take you one at a time.
SABRINA wants to fight!
SABRINA used MIND READ!
It doesn't affect MIKE or ERIC!
ERIC: HA! My head's so messed up even I don't know what I'm thinking, you certainly have no chance!
Ditto!
Go, DITTO!
Ack! I didn't mean to call out Ditto!
SABRINA: Hmm, hahaha, amusing. Who's first?
Eric, you stand back and watch a pro do this! Ditto, get ready to attack!
ERIC is annoyed!
SABRINA sent out BUTTERFREE!
Ditto, use transform!
SABRINA: Just as I expected. Hahaha. Very gullible.
DITTO used TRANSFORM!
DITTO transformed into an Autobot!
SABRINA: WHAT?!?! Ok, there must be some illegal moves here...
SABRINA will be right back!
What? Don't run away from me!!
Later:
SABRINA: Well...nothing in the rules against it. We'll battle.
About time. Ditto, use your friggin' huge Transformer gun!
DITTO used FRIGGIN' HUGE TRANSFORMER GUN!
DITTO'S attack missed!
Enemy BUTTERFREE used PSYBEAM!
Ditto, come back with missile attack!
DITTO launched missiles!
Enemy BUTTERFREE dodged!
MISSILES are heat seeking!
Enemy BUTTERFREE used STRING SHOT!
MISSILES were stopped!
Fine then, Ditto Transform!
DITTO transformed into vehicle mode!
DITTO used WINDSHIELD COLLISION!
It's super effective!
Enemy BUTTERFREE fainted!
HA! Take that, what's next?
SABRINA sent out MR. MIME!
E-gad that thing's ugly. Ditto, run it over!
Enemy MR. MIME used MIME WALL!
DITTO crashed into MIME WALL!
That's no good. Ditto back up!
Enemy MR. MIME surrounded DITTO with MIME wall!
Cheater! Ditto return!
Ally HAUNTER reappeared!
Hey Haunter! Care to fight?
Ally HAUNTER says he doesn't like mimes!
Ally HAUNTER'S rage is building!
Ally HAUNTER will fight MR. MIME!
Haunter hypnosis now!
Ally HAUNTER says he doesn't have to listen to you!
Ally HAUNTER used NIGHTSHADE!
It's super effective!
Enemy MR. MIME used MIMING!
NOOOOOOOO!!!
It's super annoying!
Ally HAUNTER used HYPNOSIS!
Enemy MR. MIME fell asleep!
Ok Haunter, time to finish the mime off!
Ally HAUNTER agrees!
Ally HAUNTER used DREAM EATER!
It's super effective!
Enemy MR. MIME'S dream was eaten!
Enemy MR. MIME fainted!
MIKE THE WEIRD won the MARSH BADGE!
WHOO-HOO! Ok, your turn mental dude.
ERIC: All right. Let's go!
P.O.V. switched to ERIC!
MIKE: WHAT? Not fair...I wanted to be the star!
Ok Sabrina, hit me with your best shot!
SABRINA used PSYCHIC!
OW!!! I didn't mean literally.. Arbok go!
SABRINA: Do you know nothing about Pokemon? Poison is terribly weak against psychic types. Your Pokemon will pay the price for its trainer's stupidity. I feel sorry for it, being raised by such a weak trainer.
I thought you were supposed to be the strong-silent type. Not that it matters, Arbok use glare!
ARBOK used GLARE!
Enemy ALAKAZAM is paralyzed!
It may not attack!
Arbok, hit it with every poison attack you've got!!
ARBOK used TOXIC!
Enemy ALAKAZAM was badly poisoned!
ARBOK used POISON STING!
Enemy ALAKAZAM was hurt by the poison!
ARBOK used SLUDGE!
Enemy ALAKAZAM was hurt by the poison!
It'll wear off soon Arbok, underground!
ARBOK used DIG!
ARBOK dug a hole!
Enemy ALAKAZAM is no longer paralyzed!
ARBOK used DIG!
ARBOK smashed into ALAKAZAM from underneath!
Quick, use wrap attack Arbok!
ARBOK used WRAP!
ARBOK'S attack continues!
Hahaha! See, my Arbok is the best!!
Enemy ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC!
It's super effective!
NO!!! Arbok!! Quick, bite it!
Enemy ALAKAZAM used RECOVER!
Enemy ALAKAZAM recovered health!
Oh no...I'll be right back! Hang in there Arbok!!
ERIC ran to VENDING MACHINE!
Come on...come on!
VENDING MACHINE is out of BRISK ICE TEA!
DANG IT!! Let me try the other one...
VENDING MACHINE is out of BRISK ICE TEA!
Drat...hold on Arbok! I'm coming!
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ARBOK is waiting patiently!
SABRINA is waiting impatiently!
ERIC ran back in!
All right Arbok, bite!!
ARBOK used BITE!
Enemy ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC!
It's super effective!
ARBOK fainted!
Noooo...Arbok... HE'S MY BEST POKEMON!
SABRINA: That's sad...I mean, really sad.
I'll show you!! Pokeball go!
Go, ARTICUNO!
WHAT?!?!
Ally MIKE'S jaw dropped!
Ally HAUNTER is paralyzed from shock!
Ally GYRADOS fainted!
WHOOO-HOO!!! Cream that puny Alakazam!
ARTICUNO doesn't know CREAM!
WHAT?!?! Oh...NOT LITERALLY!! Articuno, use a flying tackle..."fly" will do that right?
ARTICUNO nods!
ARTICUNO used FLY!
ARTICUNO CREAMED enemy ALAKAZAM!
Hey...
SABRINA sent out HYPNO!
Enemy HYPNO used PSYCHIC!
Ok Articuno, use blizzard!
ARTICUNO used BLIZZARD!
Enemy HYPNO was frozen solid!
HAHAHA! I win! Give that Marsh Badge over!
SABRINA doesn't think so!
SABRINA used FREAKY MENTAL POWERS!
Enemy HYPNO thawed out!
WHAT?!?! Not fair! Cheater...
Enemy HYPNO used SKULL BASH!
Let's finish this, Articuno, peck attack!
ARTICUNO used PECK!
Enemy HYPNO fainted!
ERIC won the MARSH BADGE!
HA! I won a Marsh Badge, I rule!
MIKE says he won one before you did!
Hmph. One minute.
ERIC majorly HIT on SABRINA!
MIKE: Uh-oh...
SABRINA used TELEKINETIC TOSS!
ERIC crashed through the roof!
MIKE: That looks like it hurt...
ERIC kept going!
Ally GYRADOS winces!
ERIC crashed in 3rd STREET!
MIKE: What??? That's 4 blocks away!!
SABRINA looked at MIKE menacingly!
MIKE: Uh oh! I'm out of here!!
MIKE ran away!

Battle #14: Seafoam Splatter October 20, 1999
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Eric and Mike [Record: 8-3-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Sabrina (Battle #13)



Well, we're on Seafoam Island. Uh...now what?
MIKE doesn't know!
Ally GYRADOS says there are rare Pokemon here.
Why would I go looking for one? I have almost all the Pokemon, I beat the video game. I even have an Articuno.
A Zapdos and Moltres somewhere in this bag too...
Go, ARTICUNO!
And they're all loyal! I am the best trainer ever!
ARTICUNO left!
WHAT?!?!
ARTICUNO flew away!
Why?
Ally GYRADOS says it couldn't stand you anymore!
Well, if I'm that annoying, why do you hang around?
Ally GYRADOS says he likes to see you screw up!
ACK! Meanie... That's it, I'm going to get my Articuno back! Let's go!
MIKE: Oh boy...
Wild ARTICUNO appeared!
Ha! What luck, he's back already.
Your ARTICUNO appeared!
What? Two??
Wild ARTICUNO appeared!
THREE?!?!?! This place must be a Team Rocket magnet...
ARTICUNOS want to fight!
This doesn't look good! Uh...go Pikachu!
Go, PIKACHU!
MIKE sent out WIGGLYTUFF!
Ally GYRADOS sent out GYRADOS!
Ally HAUNTER sent out HAUNTER!
Enemy ARTICUNOS used ICE BEAM!
WIGGLYTUFF was frozen solid!
They play rough! Pikachu, thunder!
PIKACHU used THUNDER!
It's super effective!
Ally GYRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
Ally HAUNTER used NIGHT SHADE!
MIKE sent out CHARMANDER!
Enemy ARTICUNOS used BLIZZARD!
Yipe!! NOT good!
Ally HAUNTER fainted!
PIKACHU fainted!
Go, Arbok!
Go, ARBOK!
That "I just said that!" joke line is getting old, so...I better stop saying what the narration is going to say.
Ally GYRADOS used BITE!
Enemy ARTICUNO fainted!
ARBOK used POISON STING!
Enemy ARTICUNOS used PECK!
ARBOK fainted!
Ally GYRADOS fainted!
Great...all we have now is a measly Charmander...
MIKE: Charmander, use Maximize!
WHAT?!? How many Pokemon did you teach Maximize to??
MIKE: Just Jigglypuff, Charmander, Charmeleon and Charizard.
CHARMANDER: Charmander, MAXIMIZE!
CHARMANDER maximized into BIG ROBOT WITH SPINNING BLADED WEAPONS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Whoa! Long name! What you call it for short?
MIKE: Sir.
Oh...good call.
CHARMANDER used CRUSH!
Enemy ARTICUNO was CRUSHED!
All right! Gonna finish them off?
Enemy ARTICUNOS used BLIZZARD!
It's super effective!
CHARMANDER fainted!
WHAT?!?!
Uh...I say we get out of here!!
MIKE agrees!
ERIC and MIKE ran away scared!


Battle #15: Viscous Volcano Badge Battle October 20, 1999
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Eric and Mike [Record: 8-4-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Articunos (Battle #14)



Ok, who goes in first?
MIKE: Me, obviously!
So, save the best for last?
MIKE: You can think whatever you want to think.
WHAT?
Ally HAUNTER and ally GYRADOS are not getting involved!
Allies HAUNTER and GYRADOS are playing cards!
MIKE: Ha, think you're a match for me?
I'll play you!
MIKE: For who goes in first? Ok, what game?
Um…paper, rock, scissors is about all we have time for.
MIKE: Ok, on three we send out one, and the winner goes in first.
One……two……three!!
MIKE sent out ROCK!
ERIC sent out PAPER!
PAPER used COVER attack!
Enemy ROCK fainted!
Ha, I fight Blaine first!
ERIC entered GYM!
ERIC tracked mud on the carpet!
BLAINE appeared!
BLAINE is angry!
Uh oh…
BLAINE wants to fight!
Fine I'll send out…
Go, PRAKIGAM!
EEK!! WRONG POKEBALL!!!
BLAINE used laugh!
BLAINE is laughing!
Just get on with the fight, will you?
BLAINE sent out CHARIZARD!
Just my luck! Prakigam, tackle attack!
PRAKIGAM used TACKLE!
BLAINE: Is that the best you can do? Charizard, fire spin!
Enemy CHARIZARD used FIRE SPIN!
It's not very effective.
PRAKIGAM fainted!
Somehow I'm not surprised…
Huh?
What?
PRAKIGAM is de-evolving!
NOO!!! This is going to be pathetic…
PRAKIGAM de-evolved into ULTRADOS!
Huh? Ooh…good thing I brought some revives!
ERIC used REVIVE on ULTRADOS!
Ultrados, use dragon rage!
ULTRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
ULTRADOS went postal on enemy CHARIZARD!
Enemy CHARIZARD used SEISMIC TOSS!
Enemy CHARIZARD threw SEISMIC MONITOR at ULTRADOS!
Bad, bad attempt at a pun…
Ok Ultrados, fight back with bite!
ULTRADOS used BITE!
Enemy CHARIZARD is trying to squirm out of ULTRADOS'S mouth!
Hahaha! Take that Blaine!
ULTRADOS swallowed enemy CHARIZARD!
HUH!?!?! I SAID BITE, NOT EAT!
ULTRADOS is looking at you.
ULTRADOS is still hungry!
Oh no!
Ally GYRADOS appeared!
Ally GYRADOS wants to fight ULTRADOS!
Huh…you came to save me? THANK YOU GYRADOS!
Ally GYRADOS says it's only saving the honor of killing you for itself.
Hmph. With allies like that who needs enemies?
BLAINE is impatient!
BLAINE: If you let me have Ultrados, I'll forget about the Charizard.
Huh? You'd do what?! It killed one of your Pokemon!!
BLAINE: Actually…that was Gary's, he left it here by mistake, I thought I'd take it in, but it was fairly worthless and mean-tempered.
Uh…ok, you can have Ultrados. So…we still having a gym match?
BLAINE: Yes, if you can beat my next Pokemon you'll get the Volcano Badge.
Ok, bring it on!
BLAINE sent out MAGMAR!
Fine…now please be a water Pokemon…
Pokeball go!
Go, LAPRAS!
Oh…another good Pokemon! What luck!
Enemy MAGMAR used RAMPAGE!
LAPRAS was RAMPAGED!
Um…that looked painful. Lapras, blizzard attack!
LAPRAS used BLIZZARD!
It's not very effective.
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Enemy MAGMAR used FIRE PUNCH!
It's not very effective.
Ok, Lapras use surf!
LAPRAS used SURF!
LAPRAS brained enemy MAGMAR with a surfboard!
Enemy MAGMAR has a concussion!
It may not attack!
That was…different. Ok Lapras, finish it off with body slam!
LAPRAS is loafing around!
Dang it…
LAPRAS used POWER BOMB!!
Okaaaay…
Enemy MAGMAR fainted!
If it works, don't complain.
ERIC won the VOLCANO BADGE!
Yes! Mike, your turn!
MIKE: AHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING GYRADOS IS FIGHTING?!?!?!
My Prakigam de-evolved into Ultrados. Gyrados is fighting it because it was going to eat me, but Gyrados wants the pleasure to be his. I also just beat Blaine, so it's your turn now.
MIKE: Um…okay… Haunter, go help Gyrados, he doesn't look to be winning…
Ally HAUNTER refuses!
MIKE: I'll give you candy.
Ally HAUNTER is bribed!
Ally HAUNTER will help ally GYRADOS!
BLAINE: Another one? Ok, fine. Go, Charizard!
BLAINE sent out CHARIZARD!
MIKE: Uh, we can see that. Ok, I choose Charmeleon!
P.O.V. shifts to MIKE!
ERIC: Oh well, give him hell Mike!
Go, CHARMELEON!
BLAINE: Ha! Charizard, focus energy!
Enemy CHARIZARD used FOCUS ENERGY!
Enemy CHARIZARD is FOCUSED!
Charmeleon, Maximize!
CHARMELEON: MAXIMIZE!!
CHARMELEON maximized into TRANSMETAL DINOBOT KNOCK-OFF!
BLAINE: WHAT?!?! Doesn't look good…Charizard, fire blast!
Enemy CHARIZARD used FIRE BLAST!
It's not very effective.
Charmeleon, use blasters!
MAXIMIZED CHARMELEON used BLASTERS!
BLAINE: WHA?! That did a lot of damaged, looks like I better play cheap too!
BLAINE used LAVA STONE!
What?? LAVA STONE?!? What'll that do?
Huh?
Just what I was thinking!
Enemy CHARIZARD is evolving!
What?!?! What the heck is a Charizard going to evolve into?!?!
Enemy CHARIZARD evolved into CHARZILLA!
This is foreboding… Charmeleon, use Slice and Dice attack now!
MAXIMIZED CHARMELEON used SLICE AND DICE!
SLICE failed!
DICE diced enemy CHARZILLA!
Enemy CHARZILLA used BLAZING FIERY VENGEANCE OF DOOM THAT REALLY HURTS!
It's not very effective.
MAXIMIZED CHARMELEON was burned!
HUH?!?! That attack burned a fire Pokemon?! Fine
Charmeleon, use your great flaming wall of certain death!
MAXIMIZED CHARMELEON used GREAT FLAMING WALL OF CERTAIN DEATH!
It's not very effective.
MAXIMIZED CHARMELEON was hurt by the burn!
MAXIMIZED CHARMELEON fainted!
WHAT?!?! That can't be!!!
BLAINE used LAUGH!
BLAINE is laughing!
I'll show you, Onix go!
Go, ONIX!
Onix, time for Mike's special Metronome, get ready to use hydro pump!
BLAINE: Onix can't use…
ONIX used HYDRO PUMP!
Enemy CHARZILLA fainted!
BLAINE: Ok…I must be hallucinating or dreaming or something…there's no way that just happened.
Enemy ULTRADOS fainted!
ERIC: Oh, I forgot about him!
HOW do you forget about something like that?!?!
Ally GYRADOS gained 8,500 Exp. Points!
That's a lot of experience points!
Ally GYRADOS grew to level 65!
ERIC: Hey Gyrados, congratulations!
Ally HAUNTER gained 8,500 Exp. Points!
Ally HAUNTER grew to level 58!
ERIC: Um…is it just me, or does the wall look a little weak?
No, Gyrados and Ultrados have torn apart most of this building.
ONIX used LEAVE!
Huh?
ONIX smashed a hole in the wall!
ERIC: There's enough holes in the building already!
BLAINE: Uh-oh.
Eric & MIKE: Uh-oh?
GYM collapsed!
BLAINE fainted!
Good thing our hard skulls protected us!
ERIC: Right! …hey!
MIKE grabbed VOLACANO BADGE!
All right, let's bolt before he wakes up!
MIKE and allies ran away!

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