Battles 16 to 20:
Battle #16: Rocket Racket December 29, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee! [Record: 8-4-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Blaine (Battle #15)


Nurse Joy: How many Pokemon do you need revitalized?
Um…lots…
Nurse Joy: Just how many?
ERIC and MIKE dump backpacks on counter!
Nurse Joy: 297…that'll take some time…
MIKE: We know…we know…
Ally HAUNTER says better make it 299!
Ally GYRADOS agrees!
MIKE: You guys need help too?
Allies GYRADOS and HAUNTER PASSED OUT!
I guess that's a 'yes.'

Time Passes:

Ok, we're here to get our Pokemon back!
NURSE JOY says that isn't possible!
WHAT?!
Ally MIKE demands that the Pokemon be returned!
NURSE JOY refuses!
RASPY VOICE says you'll never get your Pokemon back!
Something fishy is going on here…
Ally MIKE agrees!
NURSE JOY removed MASK!
Huh!?!
ERIC is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Ally MIKE is confused as well!
It hurt itself in its confusion too!
"NURSE JOY" and voice: Prepare for trouble and make it double!
It's the other Team Rocket!!
Ally MIKE asks what your first clue was!
"To infect the world with devastation!"
"To blight all peoples in every nation!"
"To denounce the goodness of truth and love!"
"To extend our wrath to the stars above!"
"Cassidy."
"Butch."
"Team Rocket circles the earth all day and night!"
"Surrender to us now or you will surely lose the fight!"
"That's right."
"CAAAATEE!!!"
Hey…if you guys look down upon Jessie and James so much…how come you stole their motto?
CASSIDY: It's got a fair beat. Sometimes even idiots get ok ideas.
BUTCH: But as you can see, we improved on it.
MIKE: Uh-huh…sure.
CASSIDY wants to fight!
BUTCH wants to fight!
Oh, I'm soooo scared…
MIKE & ERIC: Gooo… uh-oh…
MIKE: THEY HAVE OUR POKEBALLS!!!!
We're in trouble…
Ally MIKE says not to worry!
Why not?!
Ally MIKE says BUTCH and CASSIDY only have a stupid Raticate!
Oh yeah, I forgot. Nothing to worry about then.
BUTCH sent out RAPIDASH!
CASSIDY sent out CLOYSTER!
Uh…where'd you guys get those?
BUTCH and CASSIDY say they're more competent than JESSIE and JAMES and have actually stolen some Pokemon!
Looks like we have no choice Mike.
Ally MIKE agrees!
ERIC sent out ERIC!
Ally MIKE sent out MIKE!
Enemy CLOYSTER used SPIKE CANNON!!
MIKE: Owwww…there's another reason I hate spike cannon…
What's the other one?
MIKE: It's the move Cloyster uses to take out my Pikachu every time I fight the Elite Four…
Enemy RAPIDASH used EMBER!
ERIC caught on fire!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ERIC is running around in circles screaming like a baby!
I'M ON FIRE!! HOW ELSE WOULD I SCREAM!?!
ERIC extinguished flames!
Ahhhh…better…
Enemy RAPIDASH used STOMP!
OWWW!!!
MIKE: We're getting our asses kicked!! We need our Pokemon!!
Enemy CLOYSTER used CLAMP!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG!!! MMMPPHGHGHG!!!!
MIKE: Uh…hang tight Eric!!
Ally MIKE used SKULL BASH!
MIKE missed RAPIDASH and kept going!
MIKE hit the wall and hurt it!
WALL collapsed!
MIKE: …I…meant to…do that…
Enemy RAPIDASH used FLAMETHROWER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ally MIKE is frantically trying to put out fire!
We're screwed…
Enemy CLOYSTER'S attack continues!!
OWIE!!! STOP IT!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!!
Ally MIKE grabbed his bag of Pokeballs!
Selfish jerk!
Ally MIKE grabbed ERIC'S Pokeballs too!
Oh…sorry.
Ally MIKE sent out PIKACHU!
MIKE: I'll save you! Pikachu, thunderbolt!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
It's super effective!
AY-YA-YA-YI-YI-AYE-YIA!!!!!!!!
MIKE: Uh…sorry Eric…I forgot…
Sure you did…
CASSIDY withdrew CLOYSTER!
CASSIDY sent out HYPNO!
BUTCH withdrew RAPIDASH!
BUTCH sent out GYRADOS!
All right! BATTLE!! POKEBALL GO!!
ERIC sent out CLEFABLE!
CLEFABLE used METRONOME!
CLEFABLE used EXPLOSION!
Hundreds of Pokemon ran free!
Allies GYRADOS and HAUNTER rejoin ERIC and MIKE!
CASSIDY, BUTCH and RATICATE go into huddle!
MIKE: How dare you turn your backs on us! Face us cowards!
TEAM ROCKET 2 turns around!
CASSIDY and BUTCH pull out large guns!
YIPE!
MIKE: I say we run for it…
I agree!!
ERIC and ALLIES ran away scared!
CASSIDY sent out SCYTHER!
We're running away scared! You can't send a Pokemon out after us!
Enemy SCYTHER used SLASH!
SCYTHER SLASHED open ERIC and MIKE'S Pokeball bags!!
ACK!! OUR POKEMON!! We've got to get them!!
ERIC and MIKE are unable to retrieve Pokeballs!
BUTCH and CASSIDY steal spilt Pokeballs!
NOOOOOOT FAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIRRRRRR!!!!!!!
BUTCH and CASSIDY laugh maniacally as they transport dozens of stolen Pokemon to their boss!!
THIS IS REALLY CHEAP!!
Ally MIKE agrees!
They've sent all the stolen Pokemon to their boss already! What do we do?
MIKE: We do…THIS!
Ally MIKE whipped out HUGE-ASS MISSILE LAUNCHER!
Ally GYRADOS is about to use HYPER BEAM!
OK!
ERIC sent out VENUSAUR!
VENUSAUR took in sunlight!
ERIC whipped out BAZOOKA!
ERIC and ALLIES blew up POKECENTER!
BUTCH and CASSIDY were hurled over the horizon!
MIKE: I've got thirteen Pokemon left, how about you?
Fourteen…fifteen if you count my "ally" here.

Battle #17: Prehistoric Problems December 29, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee! >[Record: 8-5-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Butch and Cassidy (Battle #16)
We're lost, aren't we?
Allies agree!
You're a lot of help guys…
Allies nod!
WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!
Allies shake heads no!
Ug…we'd better get on with a plot for this battle!
NARRATOR agrees!
MIKE: HUH!?!
YOU HEARD THE VOICE TOO!! YOU HEARD THE VOICE TOO!!!!
MIKE: What voice?
ERIC is whimpering about the unfairness of it all!
NARRATOR would like to direct your attention to your feet!
Huh? …AAAHHHHHHHH!!! CLIFF!! WE WALKED OFF A CLIFF!!!
MIKE: Don't be….AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! CLIFF!!!
ERIC and MIKE fall to their doom!!
Only allies HAUNTER and GYRADOS remain!!
WE AREN'T DEAD!!!
MIKE: …I'm as happy as you are about it, but……DON'T YELL IN MY EAR!!!
DYNAMITE appeared!
Huh?
DYNAMITE is lit!
…oh no…
DYNAMITE exploded!
ERIC and MIKE once again plummet!
Huh?!
ERIC and MIKE were blasted underground!
OH NO!!
MIKE: What now?!
Ever see "Attack of the Prehistoric Pokémon"?
MIKE: Uh-oh…
Angry Omnistar, Ominyte, Kabuto, and Kabutops appeared!
This keeps getting better and better…
Angry PREHISTORIC POKéMON want to fight!
Uh, better send out some Pokémon!!
Ally MIKE agrees!
Enemy Omnistar, Ominyte, Kabuto, and Kabutops ran away scared!
Does this mean what I think it means?
Ally MIKE'S afraid so!
Angry AERODACTYL appeared!
Hey! I lost my Aerodactyl I got on the video game when Butch and Cassidy attacked, let's catch it!
Enemy AERODACTYL is hungry!
MIKE: Run away! Run away!!
ERIC and MIKE ran away scared!
ERIC and MIKE are in a confined area!
Does that mean…
ERIC and MIKE are cornered!
NOOOOOO!!! I'm too great to die as Aerodactyl food!!!
CAVERN ROOF blew open!
MIKE: Huh?!
Allies GYRADOS and HAUNTER appeared!
MIKE: They saved us!!
Allies GYRADOS and HAUNTER did not save you!
Then why…
Allies GYRADOS and HAUNTER won't let you hog all the fun!
Gyrados, hyper beam this jerk now!
Ally GYRADOS used HYPER BEAM!
Enemy AERODACTYL used HYPER BEAM!
HYPER BEAMS exploded and an impasse!
Enemy AERODACTYL must recharge!
Ally GYRADOS must recharge!
MIKE: Ok Haunter, get it! Now's your chance!
Ally HAUNTER used HYPNOSIS!
Enemy AERODACTYL was hypnotized!
Enemy AERODACTYL squawked like a chicken!
MIKE: Very funny Haunter…
HYPNOSIS wore off!
Enemy AERODACTYL is MAJORLY PISSED!
Enemy AERODACTYL'S rage increased!
Enemy AERODACTYL'S attack rose!
Enemy AERODACTYL is glowing!
This isn't good…umm…GYRADOS, DRAGON RAGE!!
Ally GYRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
Enemy AERODACTYL'S rage increased!
Enemy AERODACTYL'S attack rose!
Enemy AERODACTYL used SKY ATTACK!
Ally GYRADOS was knocked senseless!
…that's a new one on me…
Ally HAUNTER used NIGHTSHADE!
Enemy AERODACTYL'S rage increased!
Enemy AERODACTYL'S attack rose!
Huh!? JUST WHAT LEVEL IS THIS THING AT?!?!
Enemy AERODACTYL used WHIRLWIND!
ERIC and ALLIES were flung over the horizon!
…our luck has run out…
MIKE: Right into those sharp, jagged rocks down there…
Mommy…

Battle #18: Crossover Calamity December 29, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee! [Record: 8-6-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Prehistoric Pokémon (Battle #17)
We are soooo lost…
It's not even funny.
Allies know they're lost!
Allies blame you!
WHAT!?! Why me?!
Allies say you're easy to pick on!
That dang whirlwind destroyed our map…
I have absolutely no clue where we are…
We're as lost as…as...
SOMEONE is visible on the horizon!
MIKE: Let's ask him for directions!
ERIC and ALLIES run up to SOMEONE!
MIKE: Excuse me sir, could you please give us directions?
MAN: Me?! Give directions!?!
MAN is laughing!
MAN is laughing hard!
Backpack…umbrella…yellow bandana…RYOGA?!
RYOGA: What about it?
MIKE: RYOGA?!?! What are YOU doing out here?!
Did we land in the Ranma1/2 universe-dimension?!
RYOGA: I wish I knew…
You've been so lost you've ended up in other dimensions?!
RYOGA: Many times…
RYOGA: If you so wish, you could come with me. It'll be nice to have company and we can have some tea when we rediscover civilization.
MIKE: Go with YOU!?! You have the suckiest sense of direction in all existence!! If we follow you we'll be lost for years!!
Mike…you really ought to learn some tact…
RYOGA is ANGRY!
RYOGA wants to fight!
MIKE: Bring it on! All I have to do is stick a paper bag over your head!
RYOGA used OVER POWERED RANMA1/2 SUPER PUNCH!
Ally MIKE is airborne!
Ouch…that HAD to hurt…
Ally MIKE is still going!
Ally MIKE fell through BASKETBALL HOOP!
RYOGA: Nothing but net.
Impressive…
RYOGA used SUPER PUNCH on ERIC!
WHAT DID I DO!?!?
RYOGA: You are guilty by association. You will die along with your friend!
I think not! Krabby, I choose you!
Go, KRABBY!
Enemy RYOGA is powering up CHI!
Quick Krabby, bubble attack!
KRABBY used BUBBLE!
Pleasebecold-pleasebecold-pleasebecold
RYOGA is soaked!
Spring curse takes effect!
RYOGA transformed into cute lil' black pig, P-CHAN!
Not so dangerous as a pig, are you?
Enemy RYOG…P-CH…
uh…
Enemy used PIGGY TANTRUM!
KRABBY was THRASHED!
Ack! Krabby!!
Enemy RYOGA/P-CHAN'S attack continues!
Oh no…
ERIC was THRASHED!
…who would have thought a little pig could hurt so much?
Ally MIKE returned!
Ally MIKE wants to know what's going on!
Enemy RYOGA'S attack continues!
Ally MIKE was THRASHED!
Allies GYRADOS and HAUNTER are laughing!
Is our defeat and torture really that funny to you?
Allies GYRADOS and HAUNTER say yes!
Enemy RYOGA'S attack continues!
Ally GYRADOS is being persistently attacked by a little black pig!
Ally GYRADOS throws P-CHAN/RYOGA off!
Krabby, Crabhammer attack now!
KRABBY used CRABHAMMER!
It's a home run!
Enemy RYOGA is going…going…going…
Right into a hot spring!
What have I done?
Enemy RYOGA is very MAD!
Enemy RYOGA used CHI POWER!
Owie…Gyrados, hand in there!!
MIKE: Yeah…you're the only one not totally well done!
Enemy RYOGA used ROCK THROW!
Enemy RYOGA threw 25 ton boulders at ally Gyrados!
Ally GYRADOS used BITE!
BOULDER was bit in half!
Ally GYRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
Other BOULDER was pulverized!
Ally HAUNTER wants to fight RYOGA!
Enemy RYOGA used SUPER FAST PUNCHES!
It doesn't effect ally HAUNTER!
Ally GYRADOS is decorated with fist prints!
Ally HAUNTER used NIGHTSHADE!
It's not very effective…
Enemy RYOGA used UMBRELLA SMASH!
It doesn't affect ally HAUNTER.
Ally GYRADOS has a concussion!
MIKE: Great, we're in…
Really big trouble...
POKéBALL was thrown!
Enemy RYOGA was caught!
Huh!?! Where'd that come from!?!
FANBOY appeared!
MIKE: It's him…AGAIN!!
FANBOY caught RYOGA!
FANBOY says since you helped him capture RYOGA he'll help you get to Viridian City!
Really!?! Oh, thanks!
FANBOY sent out DRAGON MEGATRON!
DRAGON MEGATRON used WHIRLWIND and FLAMETHROWER!
Well…it looks like…
MIKE: We're blasting off, ala Team Rocket, yet again…
ERIC and ALLIES disappeared over horizon!

Battle #19: Anime Hunt January 03, 2000
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Fanboy [Record: 2-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Ryoga (Battle #18)

Ha! There they are!
FANBOY is stalking victims!
Not just any victims! The Sailor Scouts!
Original ERIC appeared!
ERIC insists he doesn't watch Sailor Moon!
No, but I bet you'd like it!
ERIC says no he wouldn't!
What makes you say that? Cute girls in short skirts, fighting evil…
ERIC: NO! Sicko reason to like anything...…
You trying to start a fight?
ERIC: …no, I'm just saying Sailor Moon has no appeal to me…IT SHOULDN'T APPEAL TO A ROUGE PERSONALITY OF MINE!!
Are you sure? Split personalities can be very different. But really, I'm sure you'd like Sailor Mars.
ERIC wants to know why you haven't started a fight!
I can't!! I'm the player! You have to start the fight! I'm just waiting for you to leave so I can go start one with the Scouts…
ERIC: And let you get more people for your bizarre reasons? I think not!
How are you going to stop me?
ERIC admits he doesn't know!
Fine then, step aside, I have some catching to do!
P.J. appeared!
Huh? Who's that?
P.J. is a SAILOR MERCURY fanboy ERIC knows in real life!
P.J.: I'll never allow a fiend like you to get his hands on Amy!! I shall defend you Sailor Mercury!!
P.J. wants to fight!
P.J. sent out CHARIZARD!
Ha, get ready for big trouble!
Go, DRAGON MEGATRON!
ERIC: Yipe! I'm out of here!!
ERIC ran away scared!
Enemy CHARIZARD used FLAMETHROWER!
It's not very effective.
Megatron, flame attack now!
DRAGON MEGATRON blasted fire!
It's not very effective.
Enemy CHARIZARD used RAGE!
It's not very effective.
This is going to take a while… Megatron, ice attack now!
DRAGON MEGATRON blasted ice!
It's not very effective either.
Enemy CHARIZARD'S rage increased!
Enemy CHARIZARD'S attack rose!
Enemy CHARIZARD used RAGE!
Megatron, try whirlwind!
DRAGON MEGATRON used WHIRLWIND!
It doesn't affect enemy CHARIZARD!
Drat.
Enemy CHARIZARD'S rage increased!
Enemy CHARIZARD'S attack rose!
Enemy CHARIZARD used RAGE!
Megatron, flying tackle!
DRAGON MEGATRON used TACKLE!
Enemy CHARIZARD fainted!
P.J. sent out PIKACHU!
Enemy PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
It's super effective!
Hmm, I see I have to use a different strategy.
DRAGON MEGATRON, return!
The enemy's strong! Get'm PIKACHU!
Pikachu, quick attack!
PIKACHU is loafing around!
Huh!? What?!
PIKACHU says you're not ASH!
Huh!? I'm way better than that…
PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
AAAA--YIIII-AAAAAAA--YIII!!!
FANBOY is extra crispy!
PIKACHU ran away!
Fine…Go Ryoga!
Go, RYOGA!
It has no effect!
What?!
RYOGA is lost!
YOU MEAN HE CAN'T EVEN FIND HIS WAY OUT OF A POKéBALL!?!?!
…that is too pathetic…
P.J. wants to know if you forfeit!
NEVER!! I have just begun to kick your ass!
It's up to you, go get him!
Go, JIGGLYPUFF!
Enemy PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
Double slap attack Jigglypuff! Save the singing for later…
JIGGLYPUFF used DOUBLE SLAP!
Hit the enemy 5 times!
Enemy PIKACHU fainted!
P.J. sent out CLEFABLE!
Enemy CLEFABLE used POUND!
Fight back Jigglypuff!
JIGGLYPUFF used POUND!
Enemy CLEFABLE used DOUBLE SLAP!
Hit 3 times!
This isn't working… Jigglypuff, do whatever it was you did to those Clefairy in that one episode!
JIGGLYPUFF used STRENGTH, RAGE, and DOUBLE SLAP!
Enemy CLEFABLE got seven kinds of hell bitch slapped out of it!
Enemy CLEFABLE fainted!
Whoo-hoo! Good going Jigglypuff!
P.J. sent out GYRADOS!
This doesn't look good!
JIGGLYPUFF, return!
Go, JURASSIC PARK T-REX!
ATTACK!!!
T-REX used BITE!
Enemy GYRADOS used BITE!
T-REX used STOMP!
Enemy GYRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
T-REX fainted!
Umm…get back out there Jigglypuff!
The enemy's bigger than you! Get'm Jigglypuff!
Now you can sing!
JIGGLYPUFF used SING!
Enemy GYRADOS fell asleep!
*Yawn* Ok, stop now! …*Yawn*… before everyone…goes…to…*snore*
P.J. fell asleep!
FANBOY fell asleep!
JIGGLYPUFF is mad!
JIGGLYPUFF used MARKER!
JIGGLYPUFF ran off!

Later:

FANBOY woke up!
P.J. woke up!
P.J.: We have a battle to finish!! Wake up Gyrados!
GYRADOS is still asleep! All right! Go Megatron, ice blast attack!
DRAGON MEGATRON blasted ice!
It's super effective!
Enemy GYRADOS fainted!
P.J. is about to use HITMONLEE!
Will FANBOY change Pokémon?
Yes…
Return, DRAGON MEGATRON!
Go, JACKIE CHAN!
P.J. sent out HITMONLEE!
Enemy HITMONLEE used FOCUS ENERGY!
Enemy HITMONLEE is getting pumped!
JACKIE CHAN offered HITMONLEE a spot in a movie!
Enemy HITMONLEE accepted!
JACKIE CHAN and HITMONLEE are off to make a new movie!
What the… "Big Trouble on Poké Island" maybe?
P.J.: Don't even joke…
P.J. sent out PIDGEOT!
I shouldn't have stored Godzilla on the PC… this fight would have been over long ago if I had him with me. Megatron's weak… T-Rex fainted, my other soldiers have deserted me… I only have one choice…
Enemy PIDGEOT is glowing!
Hey! You can't start before I send out my Pokémon!!
P.J.: Hey! You have to use Pokémon in a Pokébattle!
…good point…
Go, ALIEN!
P.J.: Excuse me, all those movies were 'R' rated, lots of Pokémon fans are little kids. I find that highly inappropriate.
ALIEN is MARVIN THE MARTIAN!
WHAT?! I hate Looney Toons!!!
NARRATOR agrees with P.J.!
Narrator allows cuss words all the time! I'm sensing inconsistency here!!!
NARRATOR says it's nothing they haven't heard from their own parents!
Fine, fine, make all the excuses you want. Marvin, use that Acme dynamite!
MARVIN THE MARTIAN lit ACME DYNAMITE!
ACME DYNAMITE EXPLODED!
Enemy PIDGEOT fainted!
MARVIN THE MARTIAN fainted!
P.J.: Um…It's a tie? I guess…
Nope, Megatron isn't fainted, he only has five HP, but he's still conscious.
Now, stand aside.
P.J. won't let you capture SAILOR MERCURY!
I just beat you! Go away…
P.J. wants to fight!
With what, pray-tell?
P.J. sent out P.J.!
What?! I'm really not the sort to resort to phy…
Enemy P.J. used PUNCH!
OW!!!
Man…are you wearing enough rings?!
P.J. says no!
Enemy P.J. used PUNCH!
OWWW!!!! STOP THAT!!!
Enemy P.J. used LOW KICK!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ……that's…even……worse……
FANBOY used STEAL!
FANBOY stole P.J.'S glasses!
Enemy P.J. can't see!
FANBOY used PUSH!
FANBOY pushed P.J. down the hill!
FANBOY wins! …again…
You sound displeased…
Oh well, SAILORS, HO!!

Battle #20: Psychic Shock January 03, 2000
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Sabrina [Record: 0-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. main characters (Battle #13)

SABRINA is annoyed!
Damn straight I am… Two losses to two losers in one day…
FATHER: Oh, get over it Sabrina. You'd probably get in trouble with the Pokémon League if only one Marsh Badge was given out.
MOTHER: Your father's right, it's nothing to stay so upset about.
I've just been losing my edge ever since that Ash kid beat me…
MOTHER: I'd say you've developed into a human being with feelings since that doll disappeared.
FATHER: Wouldn't you say that's better than having everyone scared of you?
…actually…
NO!
SABRINA used FREAKY PSYCHIC POWERS!
SABRINA'S house was destroyed again!
SABRINA'S parents were turned into mice!
I think more terror, more control's the way to go. That doll kept me from realizing my true potential… Without it, I could…oh, take over the world.
SABRINA picked up parents!
Keep Roger company now, mom and dad.
SABRINA put her parents in with the family pet mouse!
MOTHER: Great…there she goes again…
FATHER: Let's hope it's just a phase…
MOTHER: JUST A PHASE?! JUST A PHASE?! You mean like last time?!!?
SABRINA arrived at her gym!
Let's see…some of these, grab those…
PSYCHIC LACKEY appeared!
PSYCHIC LACKEY: Uh…Sabrina, may I ask what you're doing?
I'm packing up for a little road trip. I'll be back soon.
PSYCHIC LACKEY: Um…who'll run the gym, and what are you doing on this trip?
You're sure asking a lot of questions today.
LACKEY is cringing!
I'm out to get all the people that beat me at this gym…
LACKEY: All three of them?
Yes, I should be back soon… they may have beat me in this gym here, but as a Gym Leader I'm required to hold back a little, or else no trainers would ever get any badges… I'll teach them for their smug attitudes…
LACKEY: …um…okaaay…
As for the Gym, on the off chance someone actually does come by for a Marsh Badge I'll leave my best pupil in charge.
Other LACKEY appeared!
Other LACKEY: Sabrina, there is someone here who wishes to challenge you for the badge!
I know. I'm done packing, send them to the arena, I'll beat them on my way out.
Other LACKEY: Yes Sabrina.
LACKEYS left!
SABRINA entered the arena!
TRAINER: You're Sabrina I take it, let's do it!
I'm in a hurry, one on one battle.
TRAINER: Huh? I heard you'd been doing two on twos…
SABRINA'S eyes are glowing!
Do you accept or not?
TRAINER: I…I accept!
Go, KADABRA!
TRAINER is looking back and forth between two Pokéballs!
Send out your Pokémon…NOW.
TRAINER: *gulp!* Ok… POKéBALL GOOO!!
TRAINER sent out SCYTHER!
Enemy SCYTHER is spinning around!
Enemy SCYTHER is using DEATH BLENDER!
I just love these black market TMs. I'm going to have to get one…
KADABRA teleports out of the way!
KADABRA used PSYCHIC!
Enemy SCYTHER used SUPER SPINNING SLASH ATTACK!
Critical hit!
Lucky shot, recover.
KADABRA used RECOVER!
KADABRA regained health!
TRAINER: Keep at it Scyther, use slice and dice!
Enemy SCYTHER is sharpening its claws!
KADABRA used PSYBEAM! Still not fainted. He's a good trainer.
Enemy SCYTHER is charging!
KADABRA teleported out of the way!
Enemy SCYTHER made some interesting carvings out of the gym wall!
KADABRA used CONFUSION!
Enemy SCYTHER fainted!
TRAINER: Oh, that was close!! I'll be back soon and…
No you won't…
SABRINA unleashed her power on TRAINER!
LACKEY: Don't you think that was…
What? Are you questioning me?
LACKEY: Uh…no…
Good.
Hmm?
SABRINA used MIND BLAST…
…on NARRATOR!
OWW!!! What was that for?!
I'm not a psychotic bitch.
I never said that!
No, but then you didn't have to.
SABRINA left!
SABRINA is hunting ASH, ERIC, and MIKE!

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