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Battles 21 to 25:
Battle #21: Earth Badge Eruption January 16, 2000
Setting: Anime / Game
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee! [Record: 8-7-3] Last Battle: Tie vs. Ryoga/Loss vs. Fanboy (Battle #18)
You know Mike…
MIKE: Yeah?
You've really got to give me your battles so I can post them on the site. I'm sure people are curious about where you came from and how you got Haunter there…
MIKE: I…er…I…
You lost them didn't you?
MIKE: So what? I found them and gave them to the webmaster eventually! What do you think your doing dragging a real life conversation into a Pokébattle?
Nothing…nevermind. Here we are.
ERIC and MIKE arrived at GIOVANNI'S GYM!
MIKE: Ready to earn that last badge?
As ready as I'm ever going to be…
I still have Arbok, Pikachu, Squirtle, Venusaur, Krabby, my "pal" Gyrados, and 9 unknowns…
MIKE: I have Jigglypuff, Magikarp, Charizard, Haunter, and 10 unknowns. Looks like we're fairly even! Let's go!
ERIC knocked on DOOR!
DOOR is angry!
Not again!!
MIKE: This happened to you before?
Only once…
DOOR ran!
WHAT?! Ok, that's a new one on me…
MIKE: Me too…
GIOVANNI appeared!
GIOVANNI grumbled about DOOR!
Um, hello, we're here for the Earth badge…
GIOVANNI: Fine, fine…dang door…
MIKE: Have you ever had a door run away before?
GIOVANNI says no!
GIOVANNI says he used to have a hostile door made from a fighting tree!
What happened?
GIOVANNI mumbled about incompetent goons!
GIOVANNI: Come on, we'll do the Pokémon battle thing…
I went first last time, so you go first this time.
Player: Mike the Weird [Record: 7-5-2] Last Battle: Tie vs. Ryoga/Loss vs. Fanboy (Battle #18)
GIOVANNI accepts challenges!
GIOVANNI wants to fight!
Announcers announce 3 Pokemon each!
GIOVANNI sent out GOLEM!
Ha, I can beat that!
Go, JIGGLYPUFF!
GIOVANNI smirked!
Drat, he was supposed to break out laughing…
GIOVANNI: Golem, tackle attack.
Jigglypuff, Take Down attack!
Enemy GOLEM used TACKLE!
JIGGLYPUFF used TAKE DOWN!
JIGGLYPUFF and enemy GOLEM met half way!
THUD!!
JIGGLYPUFF: JIIIIIGGAAAALLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!
WHAM!
JIGGLYPUFF: …puff…
JIGGLYPUFF flew into wall!
Enemy GOLEM is unhurt!
Jigglypuff, Mega Drain!
JIGGLYPUFF can't use MEGA DRAIN!
JIGGLYPUFF looked at you funny!
What?! It always worked before…
Fine, Double Slap!
JIGGLYPUFF used DOUBLE SLAP!
It's not very effective.
Hit the enemy a lot of times!
Enemy GOLEM used EARTHQUAKE!
Hang in there Jigglypuff! Use…uh…metronome!
JIGGLYPUFF used METRONOME!
JIGGLYPUFF used ABSORB!
How ironic…
It's super effective!
Drained HP from enemy GOLEM!
Enemy GOLEM used MEGA PUNCH!
JIGGLYPUFF: JIIIIIGGAAALLLEEEEEEE!!!!
WHAP!
Ouch…twice in one day… hang in there Jigglypuff, use Mega Punch!!
Enemy GOLEM used ROCK THROW!
Huh?! Cheater!
JIGGLYPUFF fainted!
GIOVANNI: Is that the best you can do?
Not by a long shot! Haunter, go get'm!
Ally HAUNTER says no!
Ally HAUNTER says he'll only battle if you give him more candy!
Fine, fine…you're getting expensive…
MIKE bribed ally HAUNTER!
Go, ally HAUNTER!
Night Shade now!
Ally HAUNTER used NIGHT SHADE!
Enemy GOLEM fainted!
GIOVANNI sent out NIDOKING!
Enemy NIDOKING used POISON STING!
POISON STING is a worthless move and doesn't hurt HAUNTER much!
Hypnotize it! …and make sure it's the sleep move!
Ally HAUNTER used HYPNOSIS!
Enemy NIDOKING is fast asleep!
Mwahaha! Haunter, Dream Eater!
Ally HAUNTER used DREAM EATER!
It's super effective!
Enemy NIDOKING fainted!
GIOVANNI sent out DUGTRIO!
Ok Haunter, this shouldn't be a problem!
Enemy DUGTRIO used SAND-ATTACK!
Ally HAUNTER'S accuracy greatly fell!
Uh-oh, Night shade!
Ally HAUNTER used NIGHT SHADE!
Ally HAUNTER'S attack missed!
Um Haunter, don't float so close to…
Enemy DUGTRIO used EARTHQUAKE!
It's super effective!
Ally HAUNTER fainted!
ACK! Jerk!
Hmm… Pokéball go!!
Go, ODDISH!
Stun spore it!
ODDISH used STUN SPORE!
Enemy DUGTRIO was paralyzed!
It may or may not attack!
Enemy DUGTRIO used SCRATCH!
Oddish, use Mega Drain and get some life back!
ODDISH used MEGA DRAIN!
It's super effective!
Sucked life from enemy DUGTRIO!
Enemy DUGTRIO used FURY SWIPES!
Ack…um…Petal Dance?
ODDISH used PETAL DANCE!
It's super effective!
Enemy DUGTRIO fainted!
MIKE won the EARTH BADGE!
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee! [Record: 8-7-3] Last Battle: Tie vs. Ryoga/Loss vs. Fanboy (Battle #18)
GIOVANNI wants to fight!
Go, KRABBY!
GIOVANNI sent out NIDOQUEEN!
Uh-oh…be brave little Krabby…
Enemy NIDOQUEEN used STOMP!
Ouch, counter attack Krabby!!
KRABBY used CRABBY!
KRABBY is CRABBY!
Uh-huh…ok…
Enemy NIDOQUEEN has PMS!
Enemy NIDOQUEEN is CRABBIER!
Enemy NIDOQUEEN used EARTHQUAKE!
Krabby!! DO SOMETHING!!!
KRABBY used HYDRO PUMP!
It's super effective!
Enemy NIDOQUEEN fainted!
Whoa…
KRABBY wants to know if that'll do!
Uh…sure will…
What? KRABBY is evolving!
Cool!
KRABBY evolved into KRANKY!
WHAT?!?!
It evolved into the old ape on Donkey Kong Country?
GIOVANNI sent out PERSIAN!
Krabby…er, Kranky… Vice Grip!
KRANKY used VICE GRIP!
Enemy PERSIAN howled in pain!
I've never seen a Pokémon do that before…
Enemy PERSIAN has a large KRANKY dangling from its nose holding on with its pincers!
THINK about how you'd feel!
Oh…well, that does make some sense…
Enemy PERSIAN used SWAT!
Uh-oh… The cat called in the SWAT team?!
KRANKY was swatted away!
Oh. Well SWAT Team's been used before on the main site… Kranky, Bubblebeam!
KRANKY used BUBBLEBEAM!
Enemy PERSIAN used FURY SWIPES!
Hit 4 times!
Um…your call Kranky…
What? KRANKY is evolving!
Into what? Krotchety?
KRANKY evolved properly!
KRANKY evolved into KINGLER!
Enemy PERSIAN used PAY DAY!
KINGLER fainted!
Ok, go Squirtle!
Go, SQUIRTLE!
Squirtle, water gun!
SQUIRTLE used WATER GUN!
Enemy PERSIAN fainted!
GIOVANNI sent out ONIX!
Ok Squirtle, this should be no trouble, use…
Enemy ONIX used CRUSH!
SQUIRTLE was CRUSHED!
SQUIRTLE fainted!
ACK!! SQUIRTLE!!
Um…Pokéball go!!
Go, WEEDLE!
KRAP!!!!
That should be "CRAP!!"
Uh, my brain's fried from using Krabby too much.
Weedle use…uh…KILL!!!
WEEDLE can only ever use KILL once!
Are you sure you want to use it now?
Um……yes. Weedle use kill.
WEEDLE used KILL!
Enemy ONIX was KILLED!
GIOVANNI is staring in disbelief!
ERIC won the EARTH BADGE!
YAY!
ONIX'S corpse is falling over!
GIOVANNI: ACK!! THE EXPLOSIVES!! RUN!!
Everyone ran!
VIRIDIAN GYM exploded…again!
GIOVANNI is angry!
ERIC, MIKE, HAUNTER, and GYRADOS ran away!
Battle #22: Sailor Scout's Situation January 16, 2000
Setting: Another Anime / Reality
Player: Fanboy >[Record: 4-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. P.J. (Battle #19)
There they are!
I can't use Godzilla, I want them captured, not killed…
FANBOY marched over to SAILOR SCOUTS!
MARS: We don't do interviews anymore, go away.
I'm not a reporter… I am FANBOY and I WANT TO FIGHT!
VENUS: What?
I said…I want to fight!
Damn it's not working…
SAILOR MOON says they wouldn't waste their time on you!
All right…I am…the Dark-NegaFanboy… of DOOM!
JUPITER: Just, go back home…silly Otaku.
Otaku…that's Japanese for someone with no life isn't it?
SAILOR SCOUTS are leaving!
Um…
Well, YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH A' FAT BROADS WITH NO FASHION SENSE!!!!
SAILOR SCOUTS turned around!
AND YOUR HAIR SUCKS TOO!
SAILOR SCOUTS want to fight!
SAILOR MARS sent out SAILOR MARS!
Ok, they all sent themselves out, we don't need it spelled out..
SAILOR JUPITER sent out SAILOR JUPITER!
I said…
SAILOR VENUS sent out SAILOR VENUS!
Grrr…
SAILOR MERCURY sent out SAILOR MERCURY!
SAILOR MOON sent out SAILOR MOON!
You just live to annoy the players don't you?
NARRATOR says not to forget the READERS!
All right, one more try Ryoga…
Go, RYOGA!
RYOGA: Finally I am out of that accursed ball!
Ok Ryoga, we've got a battle to win!
RYOGA: And why should I listen to you?
Enemy SAILOR MARS used MARS CELESTIAL FIRE SURROUND!
RYOGA: YOW!!
OWIE!!
RYOGA is angry!
RYOGA used BANDANA STRIKE!
Enemy SAILOR VENUS evaded attack!
Enemy SAILOR JUPITER evaded attack!
Enemy SAILOR MOON evaded attack!
Did the bandanas hit anyone?!
…
Well?
One bandana buzzed off a bit of SAILOR MERCURY'S skirt…
Enemy SAILOR MERCURY is angry!
Enemy SAILOR MERCURY used SHINE AQUA ILLUSION!
Ryoga, watch out!!
RYOGA blocked with UMBRELLA!
Enemy SAILOR VENUS used VENUS LOVE CHAIN ENCIRCLE!
RYOGA can't move!
RYOGA: Want to bet?
That's it Ryoga! Don't give up!
RYOGA broke out of LOVE CHAIN attack!
RYOGA used ROCK THROW!
Enemy SAILOR SCOUTS evaded the attack!
Dumb luck…they all just seem to fall out of the way of everything…
Ryoga hit 'em with the big stuff!
RYOGA is powering up CHI ATTACK!
Enemy SAILOR MOON took off TIARA!
Quick Ryoga, nail her!
RYOGA used CHI ATTACK!
Enemies SAILORS VENUS and JUPITER evaded attack!
Enemy SAILOR MOON is still standing!
Enemy SAILOR MOON used MOON TIARA MAGIC!
Ouch! Uh Ryoga, think you can pull that tiara off?
RYOGA is trying!
Enemy SAILOR JUPITER used JUPITER THUNDERCLAP ZAP!
RYOGA fainted!
Use next POKéMON?
But of course!
Go, HULK HOGAN!
Uhh…oops… I didn't mean to use him… in front of an audience…
HULK HOGAN used CORNY WRESTLING SPEECH!
It's not very effective.
Of course not! "In the name of the moon…" has to be at least as redundant as "I'm callin' you out (insert name)!"
Enemy SAILOR JUPITER used PUNCH!
HULK HOGAN is flying!
HULK HOGAN missed FANBOY!
It kept going and crashed!
Hulk! Fight back with your bald flash attack!
HULK HOGAN used BALD FLASH!
HULK HOGAN'S bald spot reflected a blinding light!
Enemy SAILOR SCOUTS' accuracy greatly fell!
…uggg…watch where you're aiming that…
HULK HOGAN used POWER BOMB!
Enemy SAILOR MARS is dazed!
HULK HOGAN used CLOTHESLINE!
Enemy SAILOR VENUS was decked out!
Hahaha!! No one can stop me, Fanboy the Fantastic!
Enemy SAILOR MARS used OFUDA!
Hmm? Oh, that's that piece of paper she throws. I can't see what that's going to do.
Critical hit!
HULK HOGAN fainted!
Ack! Ok, your turn Worf!
Go, WORF!
Worf, use your phaser on them!
WORF used PHASER!
Enemy SAILOR MERCURY was stunned!
Other SCOUTS evaded attack!
Enemy SAILOR MOON whipped out SCEPTER!
Counter attack now!
WORF whipped out BAT'LETH!
WORF is spinning BAT'LETH around!
Enemy SAILOR MOON used MOON SCEPTER ELIMINATION!
WORF fainted!
All right that's it!! No more Mr. Nice-Fanboy.
Go, DRAGON MEGATRON!
Enemy SAILOR MOON ran away scared!
Ok Megatron, give me a low intensity, wide-dispersion flamethrower attack!
DRAGON MEGATRON used FLAMETHROWER!
All SCOUTS are still standing!
Enemy SAILOR MERCURY used COMPUTER ANALYSIS!
Enemy SAILOR MERCURY tells the other SAILORS that they don't have a snowball's chance in hell against DRAGON MEGATRON!
MWAHAHA!! Time to capture them!
Enemy SAILOR SCOUTS scattered and ran away!
Megatron, freeze them quickly!
Enemies SAILOR MARS and MERCURY were frozen!
Enemies SAILOR JUPITER and VENUS evaded attack and escaped!
Pokéballs, go!
All right! SAILOR MERCURY was caught!
Do you want to give a nickname to SAILOR MERCURY?
Hmm… Nah.
SAILOR MERCURY was transferred to BILL'S PC!
All right! SAILOR MARS was caught!
Do you want to give a nickname to SAILOR MARS?
No, her name will do.
SAILOR MARS was transferred to BILL'S PC!
Way to go Megatron!
SAILOR MOON appeared!
Huh? I thought you ran away.
SAILOR MOON: That was until you kidnapped two of my friends! I won't stand by and let them be held prisoner! In the name of the moon I'll punish you!
Humph, Megatron tackle attack.
DRAGON MEGATRON used TACKLE!
Enemy SAILOR MOON flew over the horizon and fainted!
DRAGON MEGATRON gained 98 exp. points!
DRAGON MEGATRON grew to level 51!
Uhh…UH-OH!! I ONLY HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO CONTROL UP TO LEVEL 50!!!
DRAGON MEGATRON turned around!
DRAGON MEGATRON: Well, my organic friend. It seems my time of imprisonment is over.
DRAGON MEGATRON used…
EEP!!
DRAGON MEGATRON return!
WHEW!! *pant-pant* That was too close…
Battle #23: Jigglypuff Disaster! January 16, 2000
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee [Record: 9-7-3] Last Battle: Win vs. Giovanni (Battle #21)
So Mike, we've got a month and a half until the big Pokémon League competition, what should we do?
MIKE: Exactly what Ash never got around to doing! Training for it!
Sounds good to me. Let's get crackin' guys!
Allies HAUNTER and GYRADOS are loafing around!
But…but…we have the Earth Badge… they CAN'T disobey us! …can they?
Allies are literally loafing around, snacking, watching TV…
Oh…
MIKE: Well, if they don't think they can handle the training…
Allies HAUNTER and GYRADOS give in to reverse psychology!
Ok, let's go!
SOMEONE is off in the distance!
MIKE: Ah, a wandering trainer perhaps? Perfect practice!
SOMEONE collapsed!
Huh?!
ERIC and MIKE ran over!
This dude is messed up! Bruises, shredded clothes, cuts and scrapes…
MIKE: Turn him over.
ERIC turned him over!
SOMEONE is FANBOY!
ERIC and MIKE scream!
MIKE: Something beat the crap out of Fanboy!!!
Ally HAUNTER points to FANBOY'S POKéBELT!
What is it?
MIKE: All six of his "Pokémon" are fainted!
gulp!
FANBOY: It's…after me… don't let it… bite…
FANBOY fainted!
ERIC and ALLIES are scared!
SOMETHING is coming down the trail!
Uh-oh! Could that be what creamed Fanboy?
Ally GYRADOS suggests not hanging around to find out!
Other allies agree!
Can't get away!
Oh no…
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM appeared!
What the hell would that look like?
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM looks like… THIS!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! DAMN THAT THING'S SCARY!!
ERIC and ALLIES are hiding behind a boulder!
Ally GYRADOS says it's just a JIGGLYPUFF!
Ally GYRADOS says it can't be that tough, and it's certainly not what defeated FANBOY!
I guess he's right, we'll…
RABID JIGGLYPUFF kicked BOULDER in half!
EEEKK!!!
RABID JIGGLYPUFF used ROAR!
ERIC and allies are terrified!
Kingler, I choose you!
Go, KINGLER!
Kingler, Crabhammer attack!
KINGLER used CRABHAMMER!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF caught the attack!
Huh?
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used POWER CRUSH!
KINGLER was severely CRUSHED!
KINGLER fainted!
MIKE: Go get'm Jigglypuff!
Ally MIKE sent out JIGGLYPUFF!
Jigglypuff, use Cute!
JIGGLYPUFF is CUTE!
It doesn't affect enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used RABID BITE!
MIKE: OH NO!
JIGGLYPUFF evaded attack!
MIKE: Jigglypuff, use Take Down, Rage, and Mega Punch!
JIGGLYPUFF used TAKE DOWN, RAGE, and MEGA PUNCH!
It doesn't affect enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF!
MIKE: Oh shit…
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used COSMIC PUNCH!
JIGGLYPUFF fainted!
Pokéball go!!
The enemy's really strong! Go get'm DIGLETT!
Diglett, dig underground, it's your only hope!
DIGLETT dug a hole!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used EARTH SHAKING!
DIGLETT fainted!
Is there ANYTHING that this thing can't do?!
MIKE: Well, it is the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of DOOM, I imagine it's something like a Horseman of the Apocalypse…
Oh, that's reassuring.
MIKE: Time to get serious.
Ally MIKE sent out CHARIZARD!
Charizard, maximize!
CHARIZARD: CHARIZARD, MAXIMIZE!!
CHARIZARD maximized into TRYPTICON!
Huh? Trypticon was a Deception…nothing to do with the Beast Wars series…
Ally MIKE says don't question it!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used ULTIMATE RAGE!
It's not very effective.
YES! Mike, got a move for this?
MIKE: Charizard, use city-full-of-laser-weapons!
MAXIMIZED CHARIZARD used CITY FULL OF LASER WEAPONS!
MAXIMIZED CHARIZARD unleashed hundreds upon hundreds of energy blasts on enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF!
HA!! TAKE THAT!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF is still standing!
Um…we're in trouble aren't we?
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used BEARER OF DOOM!
MAXIMIZED CHARIZARD fainted!
Nostradamus didn't see this thing coming! …I envy him…
Ally GYRADOS says NOSTRADAMUS was a quack!
Oh, I agree with you. Just making a joke.
Ok, let me try my luck again!
Go, ARBOK!
Arbok, use your Cobra Strike attack!
ARBOK called in the COBRA SPECIAL FORCES!
….I wasn't expecting that…
COBRA SPECIAL FORCES refuse to attack enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF!
COBRA SPECIAL FORCES ran away scared!
Um…This is a long shot, but Pokéball go!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF ate the POKéBALL!
Well…there goes trying to catch it… Arbok…um…acid attack!
ARBOK used ACID!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF was slightly wounded!
Way to go Arbok! Now hit it with Toxic!
ARBOK used TOXIC!
It doesn't affect enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF!
Uh-oh…
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used HYPER POUND!
ARBOK fainted!
MIKE: This isn't going very well…
I know, I know…
Ally GYRADOS sent out GYRADOS!
Gyrados! Get back here, you don't stand a chance against that thing!
Ally GYRADOS says that shows how much you know!
Ally GYRADOS will take on the EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM!
Fine, your funeral…
Ally GYRADOS used HYPER BEAM!
Its not very effective.
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used SLASH REPEATEDLY!
Gyrados! Are you ok?
Ally GYRADOS says not to worry!
Good, now let's finish off this thing!
Ally GYRADOS must recharge!
Uh-oh…
Ally GYRADOS says now you can worry!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used ULTRA PUNCH!
Ally GYRADOS is knocked senseless!
Ok Gyrados, it's time for someone else to take over.
Ally GYRADOS refuses!
Ally GYRADOS got up!
Gyrados, get back here you fool!
Ally GYRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
On ERIC!
OW!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!
Ally GYRADOS says he just felt like it!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used RABID BITE!
Critical hit!
Ally GYRADOS fainted!
gulp…
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF wants to know who's next!
Ally HAUNTER sent out HAUNTER!
HAUNTER used LICK!
It doesn't affect enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF!
Uh-oh…
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF tried to bite HAUNTER'S tongue!
MIKE: Really uh-oh…
HAUNTER evaded the attack!
HAUNTER used NIGHT SHADE!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used MEGA TACKLE!
It doesn't affect HAUNTER!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF kept going and crashed!
Into TREE!
TREE is angry!
TREE wants to fight RABID JIGGLYPUFF!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used DEFORESTATION!
It's super effective!
TREE died!
MIKE: All right Haunter, what you going to hit it with now?
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF used SUCK DRY!
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF "VAMPED" ally HAUNTER!
HAUNTER fainted!
Oh no…
Enemy RABID JIGGLYPUFF fell over from exhaustion!
MIKE: We're…we're saved!!
YAHOO!!!
FANBOY: Quick!!
FANBOY ran over and used VACCINE!
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM returned to being a normal JIGGLYPUFF!
Huh?! Where'd you get a miracle vaccine like that?
FANBOY says he had captured DR. CRUSHER and DR. BASHIR from various STAR TREK shows and had them develop it while you held off the JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM!
MIKE: Eh, makes sense…sort of…
ACK! Quick, we've got to inoculate Gyrados before…
Ally GYRADOS got up!
Ally GYRADOS is foaming at the mouth!
EEP!!
Battle #24: Extraterrestrial Engagement January 16, 2000
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Borg Collective [No Record]
BORG VESSEL exited DIMENSIONAL RIFT!
DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL COMPLETE, DAMAGE MODERATE. RUN MULTI-DIMENSIONAL SENSORS.
THE BORG are attempting to ascertain their location!
SPACE SCANNERS INDICATE ALPHA QUADRANT. DIMENSION #189. SETTING COURSE FOR EARTH.
BORG VESSEL warps to EARTH!
INITIATING STANDARD ORBIT.
BORG VESSEL assumes high orbit!
BORG VESSEL is in orbit around POKéEARTH!
POKéMON HOMEWORLD CONFIRMED. SPECIES 10129, OVER 250 KNOWN SUBSPECIES, CONQUERS PLANETS THROUGH MERCHANDISING AND BRAINWASHING OF POPULATION'S YOUTH. COULD POTENTIALLY HELP DEVELOP NEW ASSIMILATION TECHNIQUES. PROCEED WITH ASSIMILATION.
NARRATOR is nearly blinded by CAPS!
NARRATOR thinks the COLLECTIVE sounds cool but is a pain in written form!
ATTACK COMMENCING. FIRING LOW LEVEL DISRUPTORS.
BORG VESSEL used DISRUPTORS!
POKéEARTH'S satellite system was wiped out!
PREPARING COMBAT DRONES FOR TRANSPORT.
LIFE FORM APPROACHING FROM SECTOR 109 087 351.
MEWTWO appeared!
MEWTWO, POKéMON SUBSPECIES 150, MOST POWERFUL OF THE POKéMON SPECIES, EMPLOYS POWERFUL PSYCHIC ATTACKS TO BATTLE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
MEWTWO wants to fight!
MEWTWO says you won't succeed!
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. THE BORG WILL SUCCEED. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
MEWTWO says freedom is important and no one will willingly give it up!
NARRATOR wonders why MEWTWO is so out of character…
FREEDOM IS IRRELEVANT.
CHARGE DISRUPTORS TO 13% POWER AND FIRE.
Enemy MEWTWO used BARRIER!
BORG VESSEL used DISRUPTORS!
Enemy MEWTWO'S defense greatly rose!
It doesn't affect enemy MEWTWO!
Enemy MEWTWO used PSYWAVE!
SHIELDS HOLDING. INCREASE DISRUPTOR POWER TO 27% AND FIRE.
BORG VESSEL used DISRUPTORS!
It doesn't affect enemy MEWTWO!
Enemy MEWTWO used SWIFT!
MINOR DAMAGE TO SHIELDS. THIS IS GETTING REDUNDANT, DISRUPTORS TO FULL POWER.
BORG VESSEL used DISRUPTORS!
It's not very effective.
Enemy MEWTWO used PSYCHIC!
MOMENTARY FLUCTUATION IN SUBSPACE RELAYS. COLLECTIVE LINK REPAIRED. ARM TORPEDOES, FIRE.
BORG VESSEL used TORPEDOES!
Hit the enemy 4 times!
Enemy MEWTWO used PSYCHIC!
NEURAL LINK FLUCTUATION AGAIN. STRENGTHENING SIGNAL STRENGTH. TRACTOR BEAM CHARGED.
BORG VESSEL used TRACTOR BEAM!
Enemy MEWTWO evaded the attack!
Enemy MEWTWO used SWIFT!
REDIRECTING TRACTOR BEAM, LOCK ON TARGET.
BORG VESSEL used TRACTOR BEAM!
Enemy MEWTWO can't move!
FIRE SPACE LIFEFORM SEDATIVE.
BORG VESSEL sedated MEWTWO!
Enemy MEWTWO fell asleep!
BEAM MEWTWO ON BOARD AND BEGIN ASSIMILATION.
BORG used TRANSPORTER!
Enemy MEWTWO was beamed aboard BORG VESSEL!
Enemy MEWTWO woke up!
Enemy MEWTWO hates waking up inside containers in labs!
Enemy MEWTWO used PSYCHIC BLAST!
SECTION 12 OF DECK 14 HAS BEEN DESTROYED. MEWTWO HAS ESCAPED, SENDING COMBAT DRONES TO ENGAGE.
Enemy MEWTWO used FUNKY ENERGY BLAST!
BORG DRONES were blown to bits!
BEGINNING ADAPTATION PROCESS. INITIALIZING REPAIRS TO SHIP.
Enemy MEWTWO used SWIFT!
BORG DRONES were destroyed!
Enemy MEWTWO is heading for central power core!
SENDING DRONES TO INTERCEPT, POWERING DOWN MAIN REACTOR AND INCREASING AUXILLIARIES.
Enemy MEWTWO blasted his way through more BORG DRONES!
Enemy MEWTWO unleashed its full power on MAIN REACTOR!
STABILIZING SHIP SYSTEMS. ACTIVATING INTERNAL DEFENSES.
Enemy MEWTWO is hurt!
Enemy MEWTWO destroyed POWER DISTRIBUTION NODES!
SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT, BEGINNING BEAM DOWN TO PLANET SURFACE.
BORG are beginning to transport to POKéEARTH!
Enemy MEWTWO used MEGA BLAST!
BORG VESSEL exploded!
Five BORG DRONES reached the surface!
2 OF 5, 4 OF 5, BEGIN BUILDING INTER-PLEXING BEACON TO SUMMON REINFORCEMENTS. A CUBE MAY BE NEEDED TO DEFEAT MEWTWO. 1 OF 5 BEGIN SCOUTING FOR CIVILIZATION, AVOID DETECTION.
LIFEFORM APPROACHING, PREPARE TO ASSIMILATE.
FANBOY appeared!
FANBOY: Hmm… this should be an interesting challenge.
FANBOY wants to fight!
Battle #25: Sabrina's Stalk January 16, 2000
Setting: Game / Anime
Player: Sabrina [Record: 1-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Trainer (Battle #20)
SABRINA is lost!
Huh? *glares* I do not get lost.
Uh…er, um… ah… You heard her! SABRINA is hot on the trail of those who beat her!
Just the first step…
NARRATOR is curious!
To conquering the world! Disposing of those three isn't necessary, but it'll make me feel better.
NARRATOR thinks SABRINA'S completely lost it.
SABRINA used MIND BLAST on NARRATOR again!
NARRATOR wishes she'd stop that…
You never mouth off to someone from Saffron.
Especially me.
COOLTRAINER(F) appeared!
COOLTRAINER(F): You have Pokémon! You're mine!
*evil snicker* Very well, I'll humor you.
COOLTRAINER(F) sent out PERSIAN!
Go, KADABRA!
KADABRA used PSYWAVE!
Enemy PERSIAN used FURY SWIPES!
KADABRA teleported out of the way!
COOLTRAINER(F): You have a Kadabra and you control it without speaking?! You're from Saffron City aren't you?
Observant girl, now say farewell to your Persian.
KADABRA used PSYCHIC!
Enemy PERSIAN fainted!
COOLTRAINER(F): WAAAH!! Not fair! Go Pinser!
COOLTRAINER(F) sent out PINSER!
Enemy PINSER used VICEGRIP!
Kadabra, it's time to use your newest move.
KADABRA used POWER COSMIC!
Enemy PINSER fainted!
COOLTRAINER(F) caught fire!
COOLTRAINER(F): EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOLTRAINER(M) appeared!
COOLTRAINER(M) put fire out!
COOLTRAINER(M): What do you think you're doing?! I'll teach you for messing with my girlfriend!
We were just having a Pokémon match, and my Kadabra's attack was a little larger than I expected.
COOLTRAINER(M) sent out BLASTOISE!
COOLTRAINER(F) sent out RAICHU!
Enemy BLASTOISE used HYDRO PUMP!
Enemy RAICHU used THUNDERBOLT!
HYDRO PUMP and THUNDERBOLT merged into a mega water and thunder attack!
You think that impresses me?
KADABRA used REFLECT and CONFUSION!
THUNDERBOLT bounced back into BLASTOISE!
HYDRO PUMP bounced back and hit RAICHU!
Enemy BLASTOISE fainted!
Enemy RAICHU fainted!
COOLTRAINER(F) sent out VICTREEBELL!
COOLTRAINER(M) sent out ARCANINE!
KADABRA, return!
Go, HYPNO!
Enemy VICTREEBELL used RAZOR LEAF!
Enemy ARCANINE used FLAMETHROWER!
Attacks merged into FLAMING LEAVES BARRAGE!
HYPNO used SUBSTITUTE!
SUBSTITUTE took damage for HYPNO!
HYPNO used HYPNOSIS!
Enemy VICTREEBELL is fast asleep!
Enemy ARCANINE is fast asleep!
HYPNO used DREAM EATER!
Enemy VICTREEBELL fainted!
Enemy ARCANINE fainted!
SABRINA used PSYCHIC PROJECTION!
SABRINA looks really big and scary!
COOLTRAINERS ran away!
Goodbye, fools. I don't know why I let them off so easy.
SABRINA continues her hunt!
Hmm? Who's there? Come out here.
FANBOY emerged from the bushes!
FANBOY: It's my lucky day, first I catch a few Borg drones of all things, and now I find Sabrina, my favorite Gym Leader!
FANBOY wants to fight!
What happens when Fanboy engages Sabrina in combat? Who shall win? Click here to find out!
That's all the battles on this page. Check out more in Battles 26 to 30.
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