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Battles 26 to 30:
Battle #26: Rocket RevengeJanuary 22, 2000
Setting: Anime / Game
Player: Mike the Weird [Record: 8-5-3] Last Battle: Win(??) vs. Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom (Battle #23)
Well, that's it, I think we've trained enough for today.
Allies glare at you!
Ally ERIC says you've only been at it for an hour!
Ally GYRADOS says get up off your lazy rear!
Why, I don't wanna!
Ally HAUNTER doesn't wanna either!
At least someone's on my side!
TEAM ROCKET appeared!
ERIC: Which one? Jessie and James, or Butch and Cassidy? It'd be nice to know what we're up against.
TEAM ROCKET appeared!
TEAM ROCKET wants to fight!
Could you please be a bit more specific?
JESSIE, JAMES, MEOWTH, BUTCH, CASSIDY, SUNDANCE, KID, ALLISON, CAPONE, MONDO, GIOVANII, and about 50 extras appeared and want to fight!!
GULP!
ERIC: This is bad…
Don't need to tell me twice…
Go forth my loyal Magikarp!
Go, MAGIKARP!
Ally HAUNTER sent out HAUNTER!
Ally ERIC sent out VENUSAUR!
Ally GYRADOS sent out GYRADOS!
JESSIE and JAMES sent out ARBOK and WHEEZING!
MEOWTH stayed behind to cheer from the sidelines!
BUTCH and CASSIDY sent out RATICATE and CLOYSTER!
SUNDANCE and KID sent out MAGNEMITE and CLEFAIRY!
ALLISON and CAPONE sent out CUBONE and VULPIX!
MONDO sent out DITTO!
GIOVANNI sent out RHYDON!
25 EXTRAS sent out RATTATAS!
Other 25 EXTRAS sent out ZUBATS!
ERIC: Ok everyone, remember to use large-scale heavy-hitting attacks. Venusaur, Solar Beam!
Sounds like a strategy! Magikarp, Thunder attack!
Ally HAUNTER used PSYCHIC!
Ally GYRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
Ally ERIC'S VENUSAUR took in sunlight!
MAGIKARP used THUNDER!
13 enemy ZUBATS fainted!
6 enemy RATTATAS fainted!
EXTRAS sent out RATICATES and GOLBAT to replace fainted POKéMON!
Um…get ready for the worst here…
Enemy ARBOK used SCREECH!
Enemy WHEEZING used SMOKESCREEN!
Enemy RATICATE used SUPER FANG!
Enemy CLOYSTER used SPIKE CANNON!
Enemy MAGNEMITE used THUNDERSHOCK!
Enemy VULPIX used FLAMETHROWER!
Enemy CUBONE used BONEMERANG!
Enemy CLEFAIRY used DOUBLE SLAP!
Enemy DITTO used TRANSFORM!
Enemy DITTO transformed into ally GYRADOS!
Enemy RHYDON used HORN ATTACK!
MAGIKARP fainted!
We're in trouble…the extras haven't even started hitting us yet!
Extras' ZUBATS and GOLBATS used SUPERSONIC!
ERIC: Oh no…not a confusion attack…
Enemy ZUBATS and GOLBATS confused each other and enemy RATTATAS and RATICATES!
Huh?
Enemy ZUBATS, GOLBATS, RATTATAS, and RATICATES hurt each other in their confusion!
Cool, you're up Jigglypuff!
Go! JIGGLYPUFF!
Jigglypuff, hit 'em as hard as you can!
Ally ERIC'S VENUSAUR used SOLAR BEAM!
Ally GYRADOS used HYPER BEAM!
Ally HAUNTER used NIGHT SHADE!
JIGGLYPUFF used DOUBLE EDGE!
Enemy CUBONE fainted!
Enemy ARBOK fainted!
3 ZUBATS and 4 RATTATAS fainted!
Ha! Take that!
JESSIE sent out LIKITUNG!
ALLISON sent out GRAVELLER!
Enemy WHEEZING used SMOG!
Enemy LIKITUNG used TOUNGE WRAP!
Enemy RATICATE used HYPER FANG!
Enemy CLOYSTER used AURORA BEAM!
Enemy MAGNEMITE used TACKLE!
Enemy VULPIX used FIRESPIN!
Enemy GRAVELLER used ROCK SLIDE!
Enemy CLEFAIRY used METRONOME!
Enemy CLEFAIRY used FIRE BLAST!
Enemy DITTO used DRAGON RAGE!
Enemy RHYDON used TAKE DOWN!
JIGGLYPUFF fainted!
Ally ERIC'S VENUSAUR fainted!
Enemy EXTRAS' POKéMON are still confused and knocked each other out!
Haunter, you don't look so good… Um, Go get'm Oddish!
The enemy has a vast tactical advantage! Get'm Oddish!
Ally ERIC sent out SQUIRTLE!
Oddish, use…uh…hit 'em with something good…
Ally GYRADOS used BITE!
Ally ERIC'S SQUIRTLE used BUBBLEBEAM!
Ally HAUNTER used CONFUSE RAY!
ODDISH used PETAL DANCE!
Enemy RHYDON fainted!
Enemy MAGNEMITE fainted!
Brace yourself guys!
SUNDANCE sent out JOLTEON!
GIOVANNI sent out NIDOKING!
Enemy JOLTEON used PIN MISSILE!
Enemy LIKITUNG used STOMP!
Enemy RATICATE used TACKLE!
Enemy CLOYSTER used BLIZZARD!
Enemy VULPIX used FLAMETHROWER!
Enemy GRAVELLER used EARTHQUAKE!
Enemy CLEFAIRY used TAKE DOWN!
Enemy DITTO used HYPER BEAM!
Enemy NIDOKING used HORN DRILL!
Ally HAUNTER fainted!
Ally ERIC'S SQUIRTLE fainted!
ODDISH fainted!
Haunter!! That's it! The kiddy-gloves come off, Go Charizard!
Go forth and die for your master CHARIZARD!
Ally ERIC sent out ARBOK!
Charizard, maximize now!
CHARIZARD: CHARIZARD, MAXIMIZE!
CHARIZARD maximized into GRIMLOCK!
Ally ERIC'S ARBOK dug underground!
Ally GYRADOS used HYPER BEAM!
Enemy CLEFAIRY fainted!
Wow. One KO, good job Gyrados.
Enemy JOLTEON used SWIFT!
Enemy RATICATE used HYPER FANG!
Enemy CLOYSTER used ICE BEAM!
Enemy VULPIX used FLAMETHROWER!
Enemy GRAVELLER used EARTHQUAKE!
Enemy DITTO must recharge!
Enemy NIDOKING used TAKE DOWN!
Ally GYRADOS fainted!
CHARIZARD fainted!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ally ERIC'S ARBOK used DIG!
Enemy RATICATE used HYPER FANG!
Ally ERIC'S ARBOK fainted!
ERIC: Grrr…why you! Go Kingler, Crabhammer that Raticate into next Tuesday!
Ally ERIC sent out KINGLER!
Ally ERIC'S KINGLER used CRABHAMMER!
CASSIDY'S RATICATE disappeared over the horizon!
Go Pokéball! Help Kingler!
Go! BULBASAUR!
We're doomed…
BULBASAUR used RAZOR LEAF!
KINGLER used SURF!
CASSIDY sent out RAPIDASH!
Enemy JOLTEON used THUNDERBOLT!
Enemy RAPIDASH used FIRE SPIN!
Enemy CLOYSTER used CLAMP!
Enemy VULPIX used FIRE BLAST!
Enemy GRAVELLER used TACKLE!
Enemy DITTO used DRAGON RAGE!
Enemy NIDOKING used SEISMIC TOSS!
BULBASAUR fainted!
Ally ERIC'S KINGLER fainted!
We lose 'em almost as soon as we send them out! There's no way in hell we're going to win this one!
Ally ERIC is inclined to agree with you!
TEAM ROCKET demands you surrender all your POKéMON to them!
NEVER!
Enemy JOLTEON used THUNDER!
Enemy RABIDASH used FIRE BLAST!
Enemy CLOYSTER used BLIZZARD!
Enemy GRAVELLER used EXPLOSION!
Enemy DITTO used HYPER BEAM!
Enemy VULPIX used FIRE BLAST!
Enemy NIDOKING used HORN DRILL!
MIKE and allies flew over the horizon unconscious!
Battle #27: Ranma Rumble January 22, 2000
Setting: Another Anime / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee! >[Record: 9-8-3] Last Battle: Loss vs. Team Rocket (Battle #19)
That was humiliating…
Ally MIKE agrees!
So do allies HAUNTER and GYRADOS!
Where are we anyway?
Ally GYRADOS says his GPS broke during the fall!
Huh? What are you doing with a Global Positioning System?
Ally GYRADOS says he figured he'd need it travelling with you!
Very flattering, now we've got to get out of this jungle and find a town…
ERIC bumped into someone!
HEY! WATCH WHERE…Oh… Hi again Ryoga.
RYOGA wants to fight MIKE!
RYOGA sent out RYOGA!
MIKE sent out ODDISH!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!
RYOGA stopped!
MIKE stopped!
RYOGA is confused!
MIKE is confused!
They hurt themselves in their confusion!
I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE JUNGLE FOR THREE DAYS WITH NOTHING BUT THESE THREE FOR COMPANY, SO AS YOU CAN IMAGINE MY NERVES ARE FRAYED A LITTLE THIN! SO… stop fighting please?
RYOGA agrees.
MIKE agrees.
Ok good! Now, Ryoga do you by any chance remember what direction you came from?
RYOGA is looking around!
RYOGA: It was that way… or was it that way? No, I think it was this way…
Nevermind. We'll all just try to find a town, ok? With any luck our bad directional senses will cancel each other out…
Later:
Well, it only took four more days, but it's nice to have found another town. Only problem is I can't find it on our map of the Pokémon Islands or Ryoga's map of the Orient…
Ally MIKE suggests that everyone is completely lost!
RYOGA wants to know what his first clue was!
Ally MIKE says he meant maybe they're not in the Pokémon universe or Ranma 1/2 universe!
Hmmm…
RYOGA: I guess it does have some merit…
What?
Huh?!
WALL is collapsing!
SHAMPOO appeared!
Oh great, another Ranma character. I wonder just how many of this site's visitors actually know about that series…
SHAMPOO: Ryoga! There are you! I sent find you, not like even you be lost for this long!
RYOGA: It's a long story…
What's that noise?
MIKE: Looks like a Ranma 1/2 mob…
You're right, there's Akane, Mousse, Genma, Ranma, Happosai…
MIKE: Ag…we've got the entire cast transferred here?
I choose you Venusaur, stop 'em so we can find out what's going on!
Go! VENUSAUR!
VENUSAUR used VINE WHIP!
RANMA CAST was stopped!
RANMA: HEY! What the… Oh, hi Ryoga.
Ok you! I can understand running into Ryoga, but what are you all doing out here?
RANMA: Well…
MOUSSE: I was mad at this idiot here for sending Shampoo off, so I went to look for her…
AKANE: Happosai was up to his old tricks, so…
MIKE: NEVERMIND! You could have just said "Long story."
GENMA: That it is… very long story.
GODZILLA appeared!
What the?!
GODZILLA used NUCLEAR BREATH!
BUILDING exploded!
GODZILLA used STOMP!
BUILDING was crushed!
What's he doing here?!
MIKE: Well, he's either smashing the place up or practicing his dance steps.
GODZILLA smashed another building!
Ok, anyone care to play hero?
RANMA CAST, HAUNTER, and MIKE take a step back!
Good idea, let's leave…
Ally GYRADOS calls you all cowards!
Ally GYRADOS says save the town or else!
What do you care?
Ally GYRADOS says his favorite seafood restaurant is here!
Oh.
Fine then, Venusaur, Solar Beam!
VENUSAUR took in SUNLIGHT!
RYOGA powered up CHI ATTACK!
GODZILLA smashed TOWN HALL!
TANKS appeared!
TANKS used CANNON FIRE!
GODZILLA used CANNON FODDER!
TANKS fainted!
That's discouraging… Let's give it a shot anyway.
VENUSAUR used SOLAR BEAM!
Ally GYRADOS used HYPER BEAM!
RYOGA blasted CHI!
GODZILLA is annoyed!
GODZILLA wants to fight!
Um…scatter!!
ERIC and allies ran!
Can't escape!
Ok everyone listen up! Hit him with whatever you can, keep your distance, and I think we can survive this!
Ally MIKE sent out CHARIZARD!
Ally HAUNTER used NIGHT SHADE!
Ally GYRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
Ally RYOGA used ROCK THROW!
Enemy GODZILLA'S annoyance increased!
Enemy GODZILLA'S attack rose!
Ally RANMA used DRAGON ACCESSION WAVE!
Enemy GODZILLA used STOMP!
Uh-oh…
Allies evaded attack!
Neighborhood buildings failed to be so lucky!
Hmm, I've got an idea… Venusaur, Gyrados, Mike, and Ranma, keep Godzilla busy! I've got a plan!
ERIC and most of the RANMA CAST left battle!
MIKE: Keep him busy, he says. Sure thing, no problem… Charizard maximize attack!
CHARIZARD: Charizard, MAXIMIZE!
CHARIZARD maximized into YET ANOTHER HUGE TRANSFORMER KNOCK OFF!
VENUSAUR used RAZOR LEAF!
RANMA used OVER POWERED SUPER PUNCH!
GYRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
GODZILLA ignored attacks!
GODZILLA is headed for MAXIMIZED CHARIZARD!
Ok, you got the plan?
RANMA CAST nods!
Good!
ERIC ran to drug store!
Quick, I need all the sedatives you got!
CASHIER: Please take your time.
I told you what I'm buying! Help me get it in the bag!
CASHIER: Please take your time.
What?! That's it, I'm taking it!
CASHIER wants to fight!
I'm trying to stop a 400 foot tall super dinosaur from destroying your town! I don't have time for this!
CASHIER sent out…
Ally SHAMPOO used SKULL BASH!
CASHIER fainted!
Is she going to be ok? You hit her head with that club awfully hard…
SHAMPOO: Not worry, stop lizard!
Good point, here's the stuff!
Ally MIKE would appreciate a hand!
MAXIMIZED CHARIZARD fainted!
VENUSAUR used SOLAR BEAM!
Ally GYRADOS used HYPER BEAM!
Ally RANMA used ROCK THROW!
Enemy GODZILLA swatted BOULDER!
BOULDER bounced back and crashed into RANMA!
RANMA: …ouch…
Enemy GODZILLA used NUCLEAR FLAMETHROWER!
VENUSAUR is super crispified!
VENUSAUR fainted!
JETS appeared!
JETS unloaded missiles into enemy GODZILLA!
Enemy GODZILLA used MERE MORTAL WEAPONS CAN'T STOP ME!
JETS were single-handily crushed!
Ally MIKE sent out JIGGLYPUFF!
Enemy GODZILLA used LOOM!
JIGGLYPUFF fainted!
MIKE sent out MAGIKARP!
Enemy GODZILLA snickered!
MAGIKARP used THUNDER!
Enemy GODZILLA is annoyed!
You guys ready?
RANMA CAST has giant SLING SHOT ready!
Good, fire when you have a good shot!
Enemy GODZILLA opened his mouth to breath fire!
RANMA CAST fired 2.5 tons of sedatives into enemy GODZILLA'S mouth!
Enemy GODZILLA fell down unconscious!
Ha! That did it!
Enemy GODZILLA crushed ally GYARADOS'S favorite seafood bar!
Ally GYRADOS is enraged!
Ally GYRADOS went postal on sleeping GODZILLA!
That looks funny…
Ally GYRADOS realizes he can't hurt GODZILLA!
Ha.
Ally GYRADOS blames you!
WHAT?!
What?
Huh?!
POKéBALL appeared and caught GODZILLA!
WHAT?!
FANBOY is happy!
What?!
RYOGA says that a freaky girl with glowing eyes released all of FANBOY'S POKéMON!
Is that so? He should be an easy target now then!
FANBOY ran away!
GYRADOS and HAUNTER are chasing FANBOY!
Hmm? What's this?
ERIC sees POSTER!
MIKE: What is it?
"Green Version Live Battle Tournament" I must compete! See ya!
ERIC is heading for GREEN VERSION CENTER!
Battle #28: Confrontational CalamityFebuary 05, 2000
Setting: Anime / Game
Player: Eric [Record: 14-8-4] Last Battle: Win vs. Godzilla (Battle #27)
Due to the slightly lewd nature of one of the jokes this battle has been rated PG-13. I suggest that those under 13 and the easily offended skip this battle--or at least have a scout check it out. I may be over-reacting since I've been known to do that… Read if you dare.
WHOO-HOO!!
I did great!
MIKE: I wouldn't call it that. You got lucky.
I won the tournament didn't I?
MIKE grabbed ERIC by SHIRT COLLAR!
ONLY BY RELEASING THAT FREAKY JIGGLYPUFF!! That thing could have killed us all!!!
ERIC is SHAKEN!
Ok…I…get the…point…
Ally GYRADOS says you really should have caught WAKESEINO'S escaped POKéMON!
Ally HAUNTER agrees!
MIKE: Only an idiot would miss out on an opportunity like that.
Come on….quit picking on me…
ERIC used CRY!
Allies are disgusted!
MIKE: You lost your Earth Badge.
Yeah, but one of the spectators gave me hers!
Ally GYRADOS says you don't even remember her name!
Sure I do, it was Amy the Puffy wasn't it?
Allies fell over anime style!
And Kingler evolved during the fight! That's cool, don't you think?
MIKE: It still sounds like it's saying "Cookie" if you ask me.
One of the reasons I like Krabby and Kingler…and Royal Kingler… *doing Kingler's voice* KOOKIE-KOOKIE!!
Ally GYARADOS shakes its head.
MIKE: Is it just me, or has it been uneventful lately? Usually when that disembodied voice yells out a battle # and a screwy name we're fighting something pretty soon.
AH-HA! Well, to answer your…
SKY darkened!
LIGHTNING flashed!
Nearby TREES burst AFLAME!
SABRINA appeared!
Ally GYRADOS asks you had to open your big mouth, didn't you?!
Sabrina! Long time no see ba…
SABRINA wants to fight!
SABRINA used MIND SMASH!
ERIC flew away and crashed! …into TREE!
TREE fainted!
Um…I guess I gained some weight from all the junk food at the tournament.
MIKE: Um, Sabrina…
SABRINA used TELEKINETIC TOSS!
MIKE was smashed into GROUND!
Ah…some help here guys?
Allies HAUNTER and GYARADOS are playing RUMMY!
Uh…Sabrina, what are you…
SABRINA: Just here to kill you.
SABRINA used MIND BLAST!
OW!!
MIKE: Um…
Ally MIKE tried to run!
SABRINA used TELEKINETIC CRUSH!
Ally MIKE was crushed!
Grrr… Royal Kingler go!!
Go! ROYAL KINGLER!
ROYAL KINGLER: KOOKIE?
SABRINA is looking for something!
Royal Kingler, Crabhammer attack!
SABRINA found COOKIE!
SABRINA gave COOKIE to ROYAL KINGLER!
ROYAL KINGLER is happy!
Wha…
ROYAL KINGLER ate COOKE! …and joined SABRINA!
ROYAL KINGLER: KOOKIE!!
EH?!?! TRAITOR! I shall eat crabmeat tonight for your treach…
WHAM!
ROYAL KINGLER used CRABHAMMER!
OWWIEEE!!!
SABRINA used TELEKINETIC SMASH!
ERIC was smashed into DIRT!
SABRINA used MIND FREEZE!
Ally MIKE was stopped in its tracks while trying to run away!
Urg…I beat you…before… I can beat you again! Go…
SABRINA used TELEKINESIS!
Ally MIKE was mentally picked up! …and used as a club to beat ERIC!
OW!!
MIKE: OW!!
SABRINA tells you not to get a cocky attitude around her!
I…won't…I…really won't…
Tell me…why are you…
SABRINA used TELEKINETIC RAM!
ERIC and MIKE were smashed into BOULDERS!
Come…on, we're the… main characters, you have to tell us…your plan…
SABRINA has lost her marbles and is now violently seeking out everyone who ever won the MARSH BADGE to kill them before she takes over the world!
…SABRINA looks displeased…
SABRINA used CONFUSION!
SABRINA: On Narrator. Narrator is confused, it hurt itself in its confusion.
OW!! I'm just a disembodied voice!! How the heck did I hurt myself?!
OW!! Better not confuse myself anymore…
Now's our chance! Diglett go!
MIKE: Right! Jigglypuff go!
Go! DIGLETT!
Ally MIKE sent out JIGGLYPUFF!
Ally GYARADOS sent out GYARADOS!
Ally HAUNTER sent out HAUNTER!
SABRINA: Fools. Go Kadabra.
SABRINA sent out…um…KADABRA!
Diglett, dig!
MIKE: Jigglypuff, rage!
SABRINA: Not so fast. Blind them all with Flash Kadabra.
NARRATOR is still confused… um… SABRINA used FLASH!
MIKE: ERP!!!
GYARADOS: ROOR!?!
HAUNTER: HAUNT!!
DIGLETT: DIG?!
JIGGLYPUFF: PUFF!!
NARRATOR is confused no more!
DIGLETT hid underground by digging a hole!
Ally MIKE turned around in its embarrassment!
Ally HAUNTER covered EYES!
Ally GYARADOS shrunk back in disgust!
JIGGLYPUFF seems to have become red!
ERIC…uh…ERIC appears mesmerized!
SABRINA: *eye twitch* grr…rrrr…rrrr…
SABRINA'S rage greatly rose!
SABRINA: I'm going to kill you!!!
FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!
Huh?!
SOMEONE took a lot of PICTURES and RAN AWAY!
SABRINA: …right after I kill HIM!!
SABRINA chased after PERVERT PHOTOGRAPHER!
*Whew!* Lucky…break…
Ally MIKE is trying to agree with you!
Huh?
Ally MIKE still can't move!
Oh…
Ally GYARADOS complains about not getting to take out SABRINA!
Um…I wouldn't say anything like that…
I think we ought to get out of here before she comes back…
Allies agree!
Wait! One thing first…
Royal Kingler want a cookie?
ROYAL KINGLER: KOOKIE? KOOKIE!!
ROYAL KINGLER ate COOKIE!
ROYAL KINGLER rejoined ERIC!
Ok, now we can go!
ERIC and allies ran away!
Battle #29: Digi-DisasterFebuary 05, 2000
Setting: Anime / Game
Player: Fanboy [Record: 5-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Sabrina (Fanfic #1)
Heh, heh, heh. I can't believe how fast I've recuperated! Now, I'm gonna catch some of these Digimon! And I don't have to worry about disobedience since I jumped that guy for his badges!
FANBOY used LAUGH!
FANBOY is laughing maniacally!
Player: Tai [No Record]
DIGI-DESTINED are lost!
We're always lost, what's it to you?
Wait a minute…we've never had a narrator before…
DIGI-DESTINED are in for a BIG SURPRISE!
Ooh, really, what would that be?
IZZI: Um…Tai…who are you talking to?
MATT: Yeah Tai…it's kind of odd to see you shouting at the sky like that…
Um…I… hey! Who's that over there?
FANBOY appeared!
FANBOY wants to fight!
Player: Fanboy [Record: 5-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Sabrina (Fanfic #1)
Let's start with you, freeze Padamon quickly!
Go! SAILOR MERCURY!
SAILOR MERCURY used MERCURY ICE STORM FREEZE!
Enemy PADAMON was frozen solid!
Yes! Now I don't have to worry about getting ass-whooped by Angemon. Sailor Mercury return, it's time to take a stronger offensive!
SAILOR MERCURY, return!
Go! MEGATRON!
DIGI-DESTINED have gotten over initial shock!
DIGI-DESTINED want to fight!
DIGI-DESTINED sent out AUGUMON, PALOMON, GABUMON, TENTAMON, VEOMON and GOMAMON!
Megatron transform!
MEGATRON transformed into GUN MODE!
FANBOY caught MEGATRON!
All right, "Digi-destined" surrender now, and I might take it easy on you.
DIGI-DESTINED say no way!
Enemy PALOMON used POISON IVY!
Enemy TENTAMON used SUPERSHOCKER!
Ow…
That's it!! Take this!
FANBOY used THIS!
Not that this! This as in laser blaster!
FANBOY used MEGATRON!
FANBOY evilly fired LASER BLASTS into a group of defenseless children!
Yeesh, you make it sound so nasty…
Enemy TENTAMON and GOMAMON fainted!
HAHAHA!!
So did a few of the kids!
Even better!
What?
What-what?
Enemy AUGUMON is DIGI-VOLVING!
Enemy AUGUMON DIGI-VOLVED to GREYMON!
What about the others?
NARRATOR was getting to them!
Enemy PALOMON DIGI-VOLVED to TOGAMON!
Enemy VEOMON DIGI-VOLVED to BIRDRAMON!
Enemy GABUMON DIGI-VOLVED to GARURUMON!
Megatron, transform and take 'em down!
MEGATRON transformed to ROBOT MODE!
MEGATRON used TAKE DOWN!
Enemy TOGAMON was TAKEN DOWN!
Enemy TOGAMON fainted!
Enemy GREYMON used NOVA BLAST!
Enemy BIRDRAMON used METEOR WING!
Enemy GARURUMON used HOWLING BLASTER!
Uh-oh…Megatron's almost knocked out! Better pull out the big guns.
Return MEGATRON!
Go! GODZILLA!
GODZILLA used TAIL CRUSH!
Enemy GARURUMON fainted!
Enemy BIRDRAMON used METEOR WING!
It doesn't affect GODZILLA!
Say nighty-night Birdramon!
GODZILLA used SWAT!
GODZILLA used GIANT FLYSWATTER to SWAT enemy BIRDRAMON!
Enemy BIRDRAMON fainted!
Six down, one to go.
TAI used CREST OF COURAGE!
Hmm?
What?
Oh fun.
Enemy GREYMON is DIGI-VOLVING!
Enemy GREYMON DIGI-VOLVED to METAL GREYMON!
Still can't take on Godzilla. Prepare to die Poké-rip-off!
Enemy METAL GREYMON used GIGA BLASTER!
It's not very effective.
Fool! You can not defeat Godzilla with missile attacks!
GODZILLA used TAIL SMASH!
Enemy METAL GREYMON used MEGA CLAW!
Critical hit!
Ouch. Finish him now Godzilla!
GODZILLA used NUCLEAR FLAMETHROWER!
Critical hit!
Enemy METAL GREYMON fell over!
Yes!
What? Enemy METAL GREYMON is DE-DIGI-VOLVING!
All right! Pok…
POKéBALL appeared!
WHAT?!
And captured AUGUMON!
WHO DID THAT?!?! …that's my trick!!
BRENDAN appeared!
BRENDAN says he did it!
Humph. You can't use him you know, no Digi-vice or Tag & Crest.
BRENDAN shows DIGI-VICE and CREST OF INSANITY!
Ok…so I was wrong.
BRENDAN wants to know if you're the infamous FANBOY!
No. I'm wearing this giant purple 'F' on my chest because it's fashionable. What's it to you?
BRENDAN wants to join up with you!
Really?
BRENDAN thinks you're cool and wants to be on the winning side! …the side of EVIL!
Cool! Welcome on board…
BRENDAN: Brendan, Psycho Supreme!!
Battle #30: Beast Machines unleashed!Febuary 05, 2000
Setting: Anime / Game
Player: Tankorr [No Record]
Now on to my next planet of conquest!
TANKORR arrives on POKéEARTH!
No one will be able to stop me now! With the Key to Vector Sigma, I shall turn this Earth into another Cybertron, the first of many before I move on to galactic domination!
ASH appeared!
ASH says he will stop you!
You think being a main character will save you from me? I think not, TANKORR PULVERIZE!
TANKORR transformed into TANK!
ASH wants to fight!
ASH sent out SQUIRTLE!
Jetstorm, attack!
Go! JETSTORM!
Enemy SQUIRTLE used BUBBLEBEAM!
JETSTORM evaded attack!
JETSTORM: Ooh, a Turtle that Squirts, I am sooo scared!
Enemy SQUIRTLE used SKULL BASH!
JETSTORM evaded attack!
JETSTORM: Hey, batter-batter-batter!
SQUIRTLE kept going and crashed!
Enough of your silly games Jetstorm, finish it!
Enemy SQUIRTLE used WATER GUN!
JETSTORM evaded attack!
JETSTORM: You're all washed up!
JETSTORM used LASER BLASTERS!
Enemy SQUIRTLE is on the run!
ASH: Squirtle, keep moving!!
JETSTORM landed a blast!
ASH: NOOO!!! SQUIRTLE!
Enemy SQUIRTLE fainted!
JETSTORM: What a squirt! Hanging the rest of your Pokémon out to dry will be my pleasure kid!
ASH sent out TAUROS!
JETSTORM: Perfect! TORO, TORO!
Oi…good Vehicons are so hard to find…
Enemy TAUROS used TACKLE!
JETSTORM evaded attack!
JETSTORM used LASER BLASTERS!
Enemy TAUROS fainted!
JETSTORM: Bulls-eye! Rank another one up for the handsome devil with the silver wings! Jetstorm 2, kid zero!
JETSTORM used LASER BLASTERS!
ASH is running!
ASH is cornered!
Good work Jetstorm, finish him and we can be on our way.
ASH sent out CHARIZARD! …into LASER BLASTS!
Critical hit!
Enemy CHARIZARD is enraged!
ASH: Ok Charizard, I know you're not going to listen to me, but you aren't going to take that are you?
CHARIZARD: CHAAAAAARRRR!!!!
JETSTORM: Bring it on, flame face!
Enemy CHARIZARD used CRUSH!
JETSTORM was CRUSHED!
JETSTORM: Owie… after this experience, I seriously recommend against compaction folks.
Enemy CHARIZARD picked up JETSTORM! …and threw him over CLIFF!
JETSTORM fainted!
Incompetent fool. Tank drones, attack!
This is a POKéBATTLE! Only one POKéMON at a time!
WHAT?! Fine, Tank Drone 15!
TANKORR sent out TANK DRONE!
Use the Key to Vector Sigma on it!
TANK DRONE fired KEY!
Enemy CHARIZARD evaded attack!
KEY BLAST kept going and crashed! …into TREE!
What? TREE is evolving!
ASH: ACK!! Now look what you've done!!
TREE evolved into METAL TREE!
METAL TREE wants to fight!
Who?
EVERYONE!
Enemy METAL TREE used DROP!
METAL APPLES fell on CHARIZARD'S head!
Run it over.
TANK DRONE rolled at METAL TREE!
TANK DRONE hit METAL TREE but couldn't run over it!
TANK DRONE is stuck!
Arg. Blast it then!
Enemy METAL TREE used SHRAPNEL LEAF!
TANK DRONE fainted!
CHARIZARD used FIRE BLAST!
Enemy METAL TREE fainted!
Now, where were we?
ASH: I was just about to win! Charizard, attack!
Enemy CHARIZARD is taking a nap!
ASH: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! CHAARRRIIZZZAAAARRDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASH is throwing TEMPER TANTRUM!
Enemy CHARIZARD used FLAMETHROWER! …on ASH!
Pathetic, Thrust, take him out.
Go! THRUST!
ASH withdrew CHARIZARD!
ASH sent out PIKACHU!
Enemy PIKACHU used AGILITY!
Enemy PIKACHU got very fast!
THRUST: Thrust, overdrive!
THRUST transformed into VEHICLE MODE!
Enemy PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
It doesn't affect THRUST!
Rubber wheels kid, even Team Rocket knows that trick!
THRUST used LASER BLASTERS!
Enemy PIKACHU evaded!
Enemy PIKACHU is on the run!
THRUST used ROAD KILL!
Enemy PIKACHU narrowly avoided being run over!
THRUST transformed in front of PIKACHU!
Enemy PIKACHU turned around and ran back to ASH!
PIKACHU: Piii…
ASH: We can't just give up Pikachu!
PIKACHU: KA!!
PIKACHU tells ASH yes they can!
ASH: No way! Go Bulbasaur!
ASH sent out BULBASAUR!
Enemy BULBASAUR used VINE WHIP!
THRUST was caught up in the vines!
Grrr…stupid child…
THRUST used LASER BLASTERS on VINES and escaped!
THRUST blasted BULBASAUR too!
Enemy BULBASAUR fainted!
ASH: Um, I think you're right Pikachu, let's run for it!
ASH and PIKACHU are running away!
You can't escape me!
Return, THRUST!
Go! TANKORR!
TANKORR is rolling after ASH and PIKACHU!
Eat laser bolt, Mr. Wanna-be-a-master!
TANKORR used LASER BLAST!
ASH and PIKACHU are caught up in BLAST RADIUS!
ASH and PIKACHU are sent flying!
Well, I guess that's good enough. Salvage Jetstorm and set up base!
That's all the battles on this page. Expect more problems from Tankorr, Sabrina, Fanboy, oh…Brendan too... in battles 31 to 35!
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