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Battles 31 to 35:
Battle #31: Febuary 19, 2000
Setting: Anime / Reality
Player: Eric [Record: 14-8-5] Last Battle: Tie vs. Sabrina (Battle #28)
Well…I think this is Pallet Town…
Ally MIKE says at least they found a town!
I'm…exhausted…I have no idea how long we've been wandering around…
FANBOY appeared!
MIKE: Great…just what we need!
BRENDAN appeared!
Who are you?
BRENDAN says he's FANBOY'S new partner!
FANBOY says BRENDAN'S his new sidekick!
FANBOY and BRENDAN glare at each other!
What do you two want?
FANBOY and BRENDAN think it should be obvious!
FANBOY wants to fight!
BRENDAN wants to fight!
MIKE: You want to get beat up? Fine with me!
FANBOY sent out SAILOR MARS!
BRENDAN sent out MOCCHI!
MIKE: Go Magikarp!
Go Arbok!
Go! ARBOK!
Ally MIKE sent out MAGIKARP!
Arbok, toxic!
MIKE: Magikarp, hydro pump!
ARBOK used TOXIC!
Enemy SAILOR MARS was badly poisoned!
MAGIKARP used HYDRO PUMP!
Enemy SAILOR MARS used MARS FLAME SNIPER!
Enemy SAILOR MARS is hurt by poison!
Enemy MOCCHI used CHERRY BLOSSOM BLIZZARD!
OW!
MIKE: Not a very precise attack is it?
MAGIKARP fainted!
MIKE: WHA?! GRR… Go Oddish!
Go get'm ODDISH!
MIKE: All right Oddish, absorb attack!
ODDISH used ABSORB!
BOUNTY PAPER TOWELS absorb more mess than any other brand!
MIKE: Hahaha…now the narration decides to get funny.
I'll take care of it, Arbok, wrap attack!
ARBOK used RAP!
ARBOK is RAPPING!
Hey, Arbok, cool shades! You're stylin'!
MIKE: Grrr…
Oh yeah. Arbok, you're supposed to be attacking!
FANBOY: HAHAHA! Now you are doomed! Sailor Mars, Mocchi, finish it!
BRENDAN: Mocchi's mine! He won't listen to you! …Mocchi, attack!
Enemies MOCCHI and SAILOR MARS are loafing around!
Take that!!! I'm not the only one to get disobeyed!! THANK YOU WEBMASTER!
Enemies MOCCHI and SAILOR MARS are groovin' to ARBOK'S awesome RAP!
ALL: …that is…disturbing…
ARBOK: Shar-shar-shar SH-SH-SH-SHARBOKU-U-U-U!
This is embarrassing…Arbok return!
Enough ARBOK!
Ally MIKE withdrew ODDISH!
FANBOY withdrew SAILOR MARS!
BRENDAN withdrew MOCCHI!
Gyrados, Haunter, you two are the strongest Pokémon in our group…PLEASE ATTACK THEM, WE DON'T WANT ANOTHER LOSS ON OUR RECORDS!!!
Ally GYRADOS says don't whine!
Ally HAUNTER suggests GYRADOS shut up and fight!
Ally GYRADOS tells HAUNTER to mind its own business!
Um…this doesn't look good…
Allies HAUNTER and GYRADOS started fighting!
Wha?! YOU WORTHLESS NO GOOD (*^& !*^@# *^!$* EXCUSES FOR ALLIES!!!
MIKE: Forget those losers! Go, Jigglypuff!
Ok, go Venusaur!
GO! VENUSAUR!
Ally MIKE sent out JIGGLYPUFF!
FANBOY sent out VEGETA!
BRENDAN sent out MEOWTH'S CLONE!
What…would that be Meowth's clone from the movie?
MEOWTH: Dat's right mon, I'm Meowth mon.
BRENDAN: You are not a Digimon!!
MEOWTH: Sorry mon, its da Jamaican accent ya know.
BRENDAN: Maybe I shouldn't have taught it to speak…
FANBOY: Vegeta, attack!
Oh no…
Enemy VEGETA used CRUSH!
VENUSAUR was crushed!
VENUSAUR fainted!
NOOOOO!!! NOT FAIR!!
What? Enemy VEGETA is evolving!
MIKE: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
FANBOY: Ooh! Yes, YES! YES!!
VEGETA evolved into…MAGIKARP!
FANBOY: WHAT?!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
MIKE: Jigglypuff attack!!
JIGGLYPUFF used ATTACK!
Enemy MEOWTH was attacked!
Enemy MAGIKARP fainted!
Um…no one attacked it…
It's a MAGIKARP, what do you expect!
Um…shouldn't there be a question mark on that sentence?
POKéBATTLES NARRATION cares not for GRAMMAR!
BRENDAN: Fight back Meowth!
MEOWTH: You got it mon!
Enemy MEOWTH used FIGHT BACK!
MIKE & BRENDAN (same time): Tackle attack!
JIGGLYPUFF and MEOWTH banged heads together!
JIGGLYPUFF and MEOWTH fainted!
Grrr…go me!
Go! ERIC, MENTAL HOSPITAL ESCAPEE!
Ally MIKE sent out MIKE!
FANBOY sent out FANBOY!
BRENDAN sent out BRENDAN!
Let's do it!
Enemy FANBOY used DRAGU SLAVE!
ACK!! That's a huge energy blast! How the heck he'd do that?!
Ally MIKE fainted!
HI-YA!!
ERIC used BAG OF CANDY!
ERIC brained FANBOY with his BAG OF CANDY!
FANBOY fainted!
Enemy BRENDAN used BODY SLAM!
OOF!!! …urg…
ERIC fainted!
BRENDAN: Hmmm…yoink!
BRENDAN snatched FANBOY'S POKéMON!
BRENDAN: *laughs* Ooh…
BRENDAN snatched ERIC and MIKE'S POKéMON!
BRENDAN ran away!
ERIC, MIKE, and FANBOY woke up!
ALL: AARG!! MY POKéMON!!!
ERIC, MIKE, and FANBOY are chasing down BRENDAN!
Battle #32: Pokécenter Peril Febuary 19, 2000
Setting: Anime
Player: Jessie >[Record: 1-2-0] Last Battle: Win (with TR) vs. Main characters (Battle #26)
James, that "Mental Hospital Escapee" kid should be coming in to town soon.
Ally JAMES asks if that's the loser you and he managed to steal an ALAKAZAM from!
None other, and Butch and Cassidy got quite a load from him and his friend, so I think we should be able to get some more Pokémon from that loser!
Ally JAMES says it sounds like a good idea!
Ally MEOWTH thinks so too!
All right, let's go!
JAMES: Failures, HO!
JAMES!!
JESSIE used MALLET!
Ally JAMES has a concussion!
MEOWTH: Dat looked like it hurt.
You want to find out how bad?!
MEOWTH: No ma'am. Let's sneak into the Pokécenter!
TEAM ROCKET slipped into the POKéCENTER!
Motto time!
Ally JAMES says the MOTTO gets boring and it'll give you and him away!
Shut up! We always do the motto!
Ally MEOWTH says just to take the POKéMON and ambush ERIC, and forget about the MOTTO!
NEVER!
NURSE JOY appeared!
NURSE JOY would like to know if something's wrong!
Er…why do you say that?
NURSE JOY says you're making an awful lot of noise!
Yes we are. Because…you are in trouble!
………JAMES!!
Ally JAMES is eating a PUDDING!
It's your line!!!
Ally JAMES says wait a minute!
NO!
JESSIE used MALLET!
Ally JAMES dropped PUDDING!
JAMES, YOU IDIOT!
JAMES: Look what you made me do! I can't eat it now!
Ally JAMES is whining!
YOU'VE RUINED THE MOTTO YOU IDIOT!!!!
NURSE JOY wants to know if you're from TEAM ROCKET!
Yes we are, and we're taking over this Pokécenter!
NURSE JOY wants to fight!
Hahaha! You don't stand a chance! Go, Arbok!
………JAMES, SEND OUT WHEEZING RIGHT NOW!!!
Ally JAMES is still POUTING!
JAMES!!! I'M GOING TO BASH YOUR HEAD IN IF YOU DON'T STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
Ally JAMES reluctantly agrees to fight!
NURSE JOY sent out CHANSEY!
Humph, you're taking quite a risk sending that puny thing out!
Enemy CHANSEY pulled out HUGE BUTCHER'S KNIFE!
Enemy CHANSEY ran at JAMES!
Ally JAMES screamed!
Wuss.
Ally JAMES is running around in circles with PSYCHO CHANSEY right behind him!
James, hold your ground you coward!
Ally JAMES doesn't want to be carved into CHANSEY food!
Fine, while you've got that one distracted, I'll do all the work! Go Arbok!
Go! ARBOK!
NURSE JOY sent out CHANSEY!
Hahaha! You haven't got a chance, Arbok attack!
ARBOK used DOUBLE EDGE!
ARBOK was hit with massive recoil!
ARBOK is lying on the ground stunned!
Get up you weakling!
ARBOK doesn't want to!
I said get up and finish that Chansey!!
JESSIE kicked ARBOK!
NURSE JOY hates cruelty to POKéMON!
What are you going to do about it?
What? NURSE JOY is evolving!
What?!?!
NURSE JOY evolved into EVIL NURSE JOY!
Oh, I am so scared.
EVIL NURSE JOY used BANSHEE SCREAM!
ARG!! OK!! I won't hit Arbok anymore!
EVIL NURSE JOY used DROP KICK!
JESSIE was kicked out through the roof!
Allies JAMES and MEOWTH ran from EVIL NURSE JOY!
EVIL NURSE JOY returned to being NURSE JOY!
JESSIE landed!
JESSIE fainted!
Battle #33: Da Evolution Solution Febuary 19, 2000
Setting: Reality / Game
Player: Da Evolution Man [No Record]
Ah, finally the webmaster got the idea through his thick skull to use the greatest Pokébattles trainer of all time! …Da Evolution Man!
Ally PICHU says you're full of yourself!
Of course I am, if you were as invincible as I, Da Evolution Man, you would be too!
Ally PICHU reminds you that you've been beat by…
Ok, ok, stop!
Ally PICHU calls you a dumb ass!
What?! Oh yeah, Aqua Version…
Ally PICHU says he's been wanting to say that for a long time!
Humph…hey, who's that?
FANBOY appeared!
Ah, I've heard of you. They say you're dangerous, but you, Fanboy are no match for Da Evolution Man!
FANBOY wants to fight!
All right, go Pikachu!
Ally PICHU doesn't want to!
I said go!
Ally PICHU says you're not its boss!
Hey…most Pokémon evolve through experience…maybe if you battle enough you'll evolve back into Pikachu!
Ally PICHU says you have its attention!
All right, now let's kick this Aqua version geek's sorry rear!
Ally PICHU will fight!
Ally PICHU sent out MISSING NO.!
Ok, go Alakazam!
Go! ALAKAZAM!
FANBOY sent out VOLTRON!
Egad! That is one big robot!
Um…psywave attack Alakazam!
ALAKAZAM used PSYWAVE!
It doesn't affect enemy VOLTRON!
Uh-oh…
MISSING NO. used GLITCH!
It's super effective!
Enemy VOLTRON glitched and fell apart!
FANBOY: AG!! NOOOO!!!
FANBOY is greatly annoyed!
FANBOY sent out SAILOR MERCURY!
EH? Sailor…Mercury? Wait a minute…she's from that Sailor Moon show! That must have inspired that dumb Pokey Moon mispronunciation!
Ally PICHU wants to know what the significance of this is!
Well…it was a bad joke, and…ah nevermind.
Take her out Alakazam!
ALAKAZAM is loafing around!
ALAKAZAM used NOTHING!
Why does this sort of thing always happen to me?
MISSING NO. used LEVEL UP!
Enemy SAILOR MERCURY is intimidated!
Enemy SAILOR MERCURY ran away!
Pichu, if you want to evolve you can't have Missing No. do all the work, you have to be in the battle too!
Ally PICHU doesn't want to fight in its weakling state!
Just send yourself out, then recall yourself and send out Missing No.!
Ally PICHU is shocked!
Why?
Because that was semi-intelligent!
Grrr…just get on with the battle!
Ally PICHU sent out PICHU!
FANBOY sent out XENA!
Ally PICHU withdrew PICHU and sent out MISSING NO.!
Alakazam, psychic attack!
Dial…
XENA: NOOO!!!
FANBOY: NOOO!!!
No one wants to hear that commercial or that joke again! Enemy XENA fainted!
Why not Fanboy?
FANBOY is used to bad jokes!
FANBOY sent out IVANOVA!
Enemy IVANOVA used PMS!
Enemy IVANOVA'S attack greatly rose!
Alakazam, attack!
ALAKAZAM doesn't want to attack that walking time-bomb of a woman!
Nor does MISSING NO.!
I think we're in trouble Pichu!
Ally PICHU says don't worry!
Ally PICHU withdrew MISSING NO.!
Ally PICHU sent out PICHU!
PICHU used CUTE!
Enemy IVANOVA was soothed!
Enemy IVANOVA decides not to fight and goes to bed!
…smooth move buddy.
FANBOY is enraged!
FANBOY grumbled about unfairness and stomped off in a tantrum!
Haha! You run boy, you run! You don't want a piece of Da Evolution Man!!
FANBOY came back!
Huh?
FANBOY pulled out POKéBALL!
Ha! So, you're one of my many fans! You can't catch Da Evolution Man though!
FANBOY wants to know what you're talking about!
Uh…you catch things you're a fan off…
FANBOY is after PICHU! …NOT you!
Huh? …oh…
FANBOY threw POKéBALL!
Hey! No way!
EVOLUMAN blocked the POKéBALL!
POKéBALL bounced back and brained FANBOY!
FANBOY fainted!
And the winner, none other than the legendary…
PICHU: Pichu!
Da Evolution Man!
PICHU: Pichu!
Da Evolution Man!
PICHU: PICHU!
DA EVOLUTION MAN!
PICHU wants to fight!
Battle #34: Supermarket Showdown Febuary 19, 2000
Setting: Anime / Game
Player: Eric [Record: 14-8-6] Last Battle: Tie vs. Fanboy & Brendan (Battle #31)
ERIC entered the store!
Duh. Let's see, ho-hos, Twinkies, chips, soda… yeesh…
ERIC is buying junk food for a NINTENDO 64 GAME-A-THON!
Dang straight! We got Pokémon Stadium!
NARRATOR thought ERIC was supposed to be training for the POKéMON LEAGUE!
We are! Pokémon Stadium is the perfect way for us to hone our Pokémon battling strategy!
Uh-huh, suuuure. NARRATOR believes you.
Hey…this looks familiar…
ERIC picked up a copy of NATIONAL INQUIRER!
Well, I think I recognize this picture of Sabrina…submitted by Fanboy? Geez…he's got more nerve than I thought!
TV: And in the news today, the National Inquirer building burned down this morning, due to reasons unknown at this time.
Gulp!
Um…I might take a guess… Ah, back to shopping…have a game-a-thon to get to.
ERIC shops! Shopping is boring!
I'm at the check out counter now!
CASHIER: That'll be ¥5,000.
What in the name of Missing No is a ¥?!
¥ stands for YEN, DIPSTICK!
Look, Cashier…I only have $…er, dollars on me. They're worth about 100 yen each if I remember my exchange rates correctly, you can have them converted later.
CASHIER says the store only takes ¥!
Well, I don't have any!!
CAHIER wants to fight!
Ah, a battle is it? Let's do it!
CASHIER sent out REGISTER!
Go Arbok, acid attack!
Go! ARBOK!
ARBOK used ACID!
CASHIER withdrew REGISTER before ACID hit!
Coward! Afraid to let your Pokémon take a hit?
CASHIER sent out WEEDLE!
Enemy WEEDLE used…
NOOO!!!!! ARBOK RETURN NOW!!!!
ARBOK, RETURN!
That was close…
CASHIER wants to know who you were calling a coward!
Hey! Acid harms, it doesn't KILL!!
CASHIER demands pay in ¥!
Ok…can I get some…leave the stuff here and come back?
CASHIER says no!
CASHIER says pay now!
But…but…
GUY behind you is tired of this!
Huh?
GUY sent out CHARIZARD!
CHARIZARD beat up CASHIER!
CASHIER fainted!
WHOO-HOO!! Um…we can't leave without paying the store something…
GUY has an idea!
ERIC and GUY left the store, leaving U.S. DOLLAR equivalent!
Battle #35: World Ending? Febuary 19, 2000
Setting: Reality / Game
Player: Death [No Record]
Ack! Pestilence, Famine, War…we missed the new year! Come on, we're late but we can still do this apocalypse thing!
Allies agree! Allies saddle up!
Now, it is time to lay waste the world!
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM appeared!
Ack! What is that thing?
DOOMPUFF says that's its job!
We've been around longer, move aside newbie!
DOOMPUFF wants to fight!
Pestilence, attack!
Go! PESTILENCE!
PESTILENCE used DISEASE!
It doesn't affect enemy DOOMPUFF!
Try something else.
PESTILENCE doesn't know any other moves!
PESTILENCE gave up and left!
Fine then, you're up Famine.
Go! FAMINE!
FAMINE used STARVE!
Enemy DOOMPUFF needs food badly!
Take that.
Enemy DOOMPUFF ate FAMINE'S HORSE!
FAMINE is trying to run away!
Enemy DOOMPUFF ate FAMINE!
Urp…War, it's up to you now.
Uh…where'd War go?
WAR already ran away!
Guess it's up to me now…
Enemy DOOMPUFF nods!
Hey, why don't we team up? Be allies…
Enemy DOOMPUFF thinks about it!
Enemy DOOMPUFF threw POKéBALL!
DEATH breaks free!
Ha! You think you can trap me in a mere Pokéball?
Enemy DOOMPUFF says you're either his POKéMON or his enemy!
Ah…ok then…catch me.
Enemy DOOMPUFF threw POKéBALL and captured DEATH!
Enemy DOOMPUFF nicknamed you BONE-FACE!
Oy…this is rather humiliating…
Fanfic 2 happens about here.
That's all the battles on this page. Look at more Aqua weirdness in Battles 36 to 40
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