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Battles 45 to 50:
Battle #46: Demon Hunters Inc.April 13, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Rookie [No Record]
DEMON HUNTERS INC. meeting has begun!
Hi! I'm new to the Demon Hunters Incorporated and this is my first meeting!
ROOKIE should shut up!
Hey! I have a name, it's…
NARRATOR told ROOKIE to SHUT UP!
Ok…
DHI PRESIDENT is giving a LECTURE!
DHI PRESIDENT: All right people, we've battled evil things that threaten the cosmos as a whole and destroyed a good deal of them. Satan's minions turn tail and run when we show up, Cthulu learned not to mess with earth thanks to us…but now, we face the most powerful threat of all!
DHI PRESIDENT pulls down VISUAL AID!
AAHH!! That thing's scary!
DHI PRESIDENT: This, is the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom, also known as the
Uh…Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom?!?!
DHI PRESIDENT: Don't worry son, it's just a name.
Whew!
DHI PRESIDENT: It's not really rabid, though the disease it has is similar it's far more advanced and nastier. Now, as I was saying, it is also known as Doompuff. No attacks have been proven effective against this creature and rumor has it that it has defeated Thor, Satan, and Death itself. As of this time we have no countermeasures against this monstrosity, so for the time being you are all advised to stay clear of it.
Hmm…*looks up* skylight is dirty…Hey! Since when did our headquarters have a skylight?
Ever since enemy DOOMPUFF decided it could use it for a cool entrance!
What?
Enemy DOOMPUFF smashed through SKYLIGHT and landed on the PRESIDENT in a shower of broken GLASS!
Ahh!!! It's the Doompuff, and
it killed the president!!
DEMON HUNTERS INC panics and tries to run away!
…but, enemy DOOMPUFF has welded all doors shut, barricaded all WINDOWS and otherwise sealed all EXITS!
Oh no!! Back foul Jigglypuff!!
ROOKIE used CROSS!
Enemy DOOMPUFF grabbed cross and used it to pick a GYARADOS FIN out of its teeth!
Uhhh…
ROOKIE used various RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS!
Enemy DOOMPUFF snatched THEM!
Enemy DOOMPUFF is sorting RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS into TWO PILES!
ONE PILE is the GODS it has EATEN and the other PILE is the ones it hasn't yet!
Uhhh…It's eaten Gods?
YES! Enemy DOOMPUFF is for all practical purposes INVINCIBLE!
Not good…
DEMON HUNTERS INC all leveled HUGE GUNS at enemy DOOMPUFF!
DHI blasted DOOMPUFF with enough FIREPOWER to destroy a large city!
I can't imagine that hurt it…
ROOKIE is right!
Enemy DOOMPUFF stands unaffected!
Enemy DOOMPUFF used JIGGLY DEATH!
BILL COSBY died!
Hey…interesting trick. Do you think you could do that with the Olson twins?
Enemy DOOMPUFF says no!
Enemy DOOMPUFF says the OLSON TWINS are among its MINIONS to help it exterminate all LIFE!
…it figures. I really don't know why I'm surprised.
Enemy DOOMPUFF laughs evilly as it determines who is the first SNACK!
We're…we're all going to die!
Yep!
YOU'RE NO HELP!!!!
NARRATOR is never helpful!
Now, NARRATOR will take his leave before things get messy!
Battle #47: It's a Rental!! April 13, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Mike [Record: 14-7-5] Last Battle: Loss vs. Doompuff (Battle #39)
Well, this appears to be the building Eric and I were staying at. Wish I had found Gyarados or Haunter though…
Ally HAUNTER appeared!
Hey Haunter! Where's Gyarados?
Ally HAUNTER says that GYARADOS was chasing TEAM ROCKET and fell down a fiery pit!
Fiery pit?
Ally HAUNTER nods!
Ally HAUNTER says evil laughing demons, supernatural flames, the works!
Well, I'm sure Gyarados can handle it…it survived a battle against Doompuff!
LANDLORD appeared!
Uh-oh…I've been dreading this moment…
LANDLORD says to PAY UP or DIE!
WHY DOES EVERYONE THREATEN ME WITH MY LIFE ANYMORE?! You know, Landlord, I've got a third option. I beat you up! Go Clefairy!
Go! CLEFAIRY!
Ally HAUNTER sent out HAUNTER!
LANDLORD sent out GOLEM!
Enemy GOLEM used STOMP!
ACK!! Clefairy!! Uh…bubblebeam!
CLEFAIRY used BUBBLEBEAM!
It's super effective!
Enemy GOLEM fainted!
What? No smart-assed weird effect?
NARRATOR didn't feel like it!
But if you insist…
No!! NO!!!
POKéBATTLE rewound!
NOO!!!
CLEFAIRY used BUBBLEBEAM!
Enemy GOLEM was BEAMED with a BUBBLE!
It's really not effective at all.
Enemy GOLEM used EARTHQUAKE!
It's a 3.6!
What?! Oh…Richter scale?
MIKE figured it out!
NARRATOR is proud!
Shut up.
MIKE used SHUT UP!
MIKE shut up!
I was telling you to…
WHAM!
Mmmph?!
STEEL CLAMP shut MIKE'S MOUTH!
Hmmmfpaaarrgrr!!!
CLEFAIRY couldn't understand orders!
CLEFAIRY went back to its POKéBALL!
Hrrrr…mbo rrrgggrrraaahh!!
Go! CATAPIE!
HRROOOO!!! Maosduf dlskufiu flkyu!!!!!!!!
CATAPIE couldn't understand orders either!
GOLEM and LANDLORD are still coming for you!
Hmmm? Ggrrrnnn!
Run?
Hrgaahh, yem, yem *nods head*
MIKE ran away!
LANDLORD followed!
Battle #48: Unexplained Survival Febuary 19, 2000
Setting: Anime / Reality
Player: Rookie [Record: 0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Doompuff (Battle #46)
Whoa…I am one of the few people to survive after meeting Doompuff!
ROOKIE is one lucky EXTRA!
I am not an extra! I survived a battle against Doompuff and am staring in my second battle! I'm the newest Aqua Version Character!
Not if NARRATOR has any say in it!
Well, now that the Demon Hunters Incorporated has been destroyed except for about 5 survivors, I suppose I'll do like everyone else and take up Pokémon training.
Aren't you going to AVENGE the DEATHS of your FRIENDS!
Uh…I didn't have any friends there. They all called me "rookie" just like you! Anyway…no one beats the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom! It just doesn't happen!
SABRINA appeared!
Hey…we had an APB out on you a while ago…
SABRINA telekinetically pulled you over and hung you upside down!
Uhhh….I can see why the 'extreme caution' note was added…
SABRINA: So, you're from the Demon Hunters Inc. Tell me, what do you know about the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom? Tell me or I'll rip it out of your mind painfully.
Uh…only that it's invincible for all practical purposes, spreads diseases no one's ever heard of and is one mean little ball of 'puff…
SABRINA: Everyone knows that. What are you, brand new to the job?
I did just start not long ago…
SABRINA: Pfft, rookie.
SABRINA threw ROOKIE into TREE!
SABRINA left and TREE wants to fight!
Huh?! Um I never heard of trees fighting… Well, this is a Pokébattle…go religious guards!
DOOMPUFF ate all of your special protective symbols remember?
Oh yeah. Time to do things the technological way then. Go Rocket Launcher!
Go! ROCKET LAUNCHER!
Fire!
ROCKET LAUNCHER used ROCKET LAUNCHER!
JESSIE screams!
JESSIE didn't damage enemy TREE!
…that makes…no sense. Oh well, it's just a tree, what can a tree do?
Enemy TREE used RAZOR LEAF!
ROCKET LAUNCHER fainted!
ROOKIE got hurt!
OWW!! Yeesh…stupid tree!
Enemy TREE is insulted!
Enemy TREE'S attack rose!
Enemy TREE used SWAY!
What's that going to do?
While SWAYING, a BRANCH hit ROOKIE on the HEAD!
OW!!
Critical hit!
I'm…feeling…woozy…
ROOKIE fainted!
Use next POKéMON?
Battle #49: Reunited April 28, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Eric [Record: 17-9-7] Last battle: Ran like the wimp he is from Sabrina, #44
ERIC came to a stop!
*GASP!* *WHEEZE!!* I've been running ever since that last…*GASP!*…pokébattle…with Sabrina! I need…to…ah, hell…I feel like falling down dead!
ERIC is STUPID to run that LONG!
It…wasn't *WHEEZE!* My idea! You…*GASP!*…stupid…Narrator! YOU made me run nonstop!!! *PANT, PANT*
NARRATOR laughs evilly!
MIKE and HAUNTER appeared!
MIKE and HAUNTER ran you over!
OWW!!! JERKS!!
MIKE and HAUNTER stop!
MIKE and HAUNTER pick you up and tell you to RUN!
RUN?!?! RUN?!?! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST TWO UPDATES!!!!!! I CAN'T RUN ANYMORE!!! NOT AFTER…*counts* FOUR WEEKS!!!
Allies MIKE and HAUNTER are surprised you're still alive!
I'm a fictional character, I can survive anything the writer or this evil narrator want me too…
LANDLORD appeared!
MIKE and HAUNTER scream!
Let me guess…he wanted to battle you?
MIKE nods!
And…he won?
HAUNTER nods!
Well, there's three of us now! We can take him!
MIKE and HAUNTER say they won't fight LANDLORD without the back-up of something BIG!
Ally GYARADOS appeared!
From where, may I ask?
Ally GYARADOS tore his way out through the GROUND, with FIRE, BRIMSTONE, and LITTLE ANGRY DEMONS chasing him!
Uh…what the?!
Oh, hey Gyarados, we could use some help!
Ally GYARADOS is too tired to fight anymore!
Uh…what happened?
Ally GYARADOS has been fighting its way up from the 7th sublevel of HELL for the past 2 weeks!
Oh…That's…impressive…got much experience?
Ally GYARADOS nods!
Ally GYARADOS is now level 238 actually!
WOW!
Ally MIKE turns to HAUNTER and asks it what its level is!
Ally HAUNTER says level 159!
MIKE: Wimp, Gyarados here has you beat by…
HAUNTER used LICK!
MIKE fell over paralyzed!
Um…I don't think this is the time to be fighting each other…
LANDLORD agrees!
LANDLORD has been trying to get your attention!
LANDLORD picks up MIKE and throws him! …800 feet into a tree!
OUCH!!!
MIKE: …gah….you're…telling…me?
LANDLORD grabs a TREE and breaks it into CLUBS!
Ok…now I see why you were so scared…
LANDLORD wants money now!
Um, here's 10 bucks.
LANDLORD says he wants to be paid for the APARTMENT you DESTROYED!
We didn't destroy it! Sabrina did!
LANDLORD says everyone has an excuse!
LANDLORD wants to fight!
Ok…um…Go Jigglypuff!
Go! JIGGLYPUFF!
Jigglypuff, get some Vampire fangs, red contacts, and Alka-Seltzer, and pretend to be Doompuff!
JIGGLYPUFF says way to go lame-brain, say the plan right where the enemy can hear you!
Uh…oops.
Enemy LANDLORD used CRUSH!
OWW!!! I…hate that move…
Ally GYARADOS says put ERIC down or else!
Enemy LANDLORD says or else what!
Ally GYARADOS used SQUISH!
Enemy LANDLORD is still standing!
Ally GYARADOS used SQUISH again! Damage DOUBLED!
Enemy LANDLORD is no longer standing but still conscious!
Ally GYARADOS used SQUISH! …again! Damage again doubled!
It's really flattening!
Enemy LANDLORD has 1 HP left!
Ally GYARADOS shows no mercy!
Ally GYARADOS used SQUISH! Damage doubled…again!
So that attack…did 8 times the damage the first attack did? Owie…
Enemy LANDLORD fainted!
Ally GYARADOS'S attack continues!
Uh…that's enough!!!
Ally GYARADOS used SQUISH! Damage doubled!
LANDLORD is comatose!
Wow…I guess we won't have to worry about it…er, him a while…
Allies MIKE and HAUNTER are impressed! …they also suggest leaving!
Ha! Gyarados, too cool!
Fighting unbelievably powerful demons of the underworld does a lot for your moves list!
Ally MIKE agrees!
Ally MIKE asks HAUNTER what special attacks it knows!
Ally HAUNTER demonstrates!
Ally HAUNTER used DARK GAZE!
MIKE can't run!
Ally MIKE says to forget it!
Ally MIKE believes HAUNTER is tough!
Ally HAUNTER is happy!
Ally HAUNTER says DAMN STRAIGHT!
Battle #50: Rookie Rumble May 06, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Eric Last battle: Win vs. Landlord, #49
Well, we're back together and about half a days walk from the Pokémon league…which starts…*checks* YESTERDAY! Let's hurry!
ERIC and allies ran into DOOMPUFF!
AAHHH!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Enemy DOOMPUFF says not to worry mortals!
…huh?
Enemy DOOMPUFF doesn't have time to kill you!
Enemy DOOMPUFF is off to see AQUA WEBMASTER about contract renegotiations!
DOOMPUFF continued walking!
*Whew* What luck!
All right, let's go!
ERIC and allies continued running!
ERIC and allies ran into ROOKIE!
Huh? Who's this?
ROOKIE wants to know who you are!
Hahaha!! You really are new at this!
ROOKIE wants to fight!
ROOKIE: What?! No I don't! I don't even…
ROOKIE will fight or ROOKIE will be shoved down DOOMPUFF'S MOUTH!
ROOKIE: Um…ok, I'll fight then…
Heh, that Narrator's evil isn't it?
ERIC fainted for no apparent reason!
Allies used REVIVE on ERIC!
Ug…ok….I won't cross you oh all-mighty one…
ROOKIE sent out CHARIZARD!
I'll handle this guys. Gyarados…
Ally GYARADOS says he thought you said you'd handle it!
Oh yeah, ally not my Pokémon. Well then, go Royal Kingler!
Go! ROYAL KINGLER!
Enemy CHARIZARD used EMBER!
What? Um…how long have you been at this Pokémon thing?
ROOKIE is still…well, a rookie!
Well, I rarely give out free advice, but… don't ever use Ember on a water-type. In fact, get rid of ember for something better.
Royal Kingler, Hydro Pump!
ROYAL KINGLER used HYDRO PUMP!
It's super effective!
Enemy CHARIZARD fainted!
What, no smart-…
Ally MIKE used TACKLE!
Ally MIKE says if it's not broke don't fix it!
Um, good point. So kid, what are you going to send out next?
ROOKIE sent out BAZOOKA!
Err…Umm…not good.
Royal Kingler…um…do something!
ROYAL KINGLER ran away!
Yeesh, talk about an undependable…
Enemy BAZOOKA used FIRE!
ERIC was SINGED!
YAAAHHH!!!! OW-OW-OWIE!!!
Onix go, squish him!
Go! ONIX!
ONIX can't use SQUISH! It's a GOLD/SILVER version move not out in the US yet!
And yet Gyarados knows it. Ok Onix…crush!
ONIX used CRUSH!
Enemy BAZOOKA was crushed!
Enemy BAZOOKA exploded!
Oh no…
Enemy BAZOOKA fainted!
ONIX fainted!
ONIX fell over! …and squished ROOKIE!
Hey…what was that about not being able to use squish?
ERIC fainted again for no reason!
Allies dragged ERIC to POKéMON LEAGUE!
Allies wait for ERIC to wake up!
Ow…um, where are we?
MIKE: We're at the league competitions. WHICH DON'T START FOR TWO DAYS!!!
Um…oops…uhh…don't look at me like that…
Ally GYARADOS used SQUISH!
That's all the battles on this page. Continue reading Aqua Version in battles 51 to 55.
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