Battles 6 to 10:
Battle #6: Officer Jenny Hijinx. September 23, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee! >[Record: 3-1-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Misty's Sisters (Battle #5)

Ha! I got the Cascade Badge!
Ally GYRADOS says you stole it!
Nuh-uh! I beat you fair and square!
Ally GYRADOS doesn't consider 40 Thunder attacks from a level 79 Pikachu fair!
Whatever. Hey…who's that?
OFFICER JENNY appeared!
Hmm…maybe that "hit" attack wouldn't be such a bad idea…
OFFICER JENNY wants to fight!
Go figure…
OFFICER JENNY sent out Growlithe!
What did I do?
OFFICER JENNY pulls out list of criminal charges!
WHOA!! That thing's 2 feet long! Nevermind, Pokemon attack!
Go, SQUIRTLE!
ALL RIGHT! Squirtle, water gun!
Enemy GROWLITHE used FIRE SPIN!
SQUIRTLE was SPUN!
SQUIRTLE is dizzy!
SQUIRTLE used WATER GUN!
SQUIRTLE'S attack missed!
Gyrados, HELP!
Ally GYRADOS has never seen you before!
TRAITOR! All right Squirtle, SKULL BASH!
SQUIRTLE used SKULL BASH!
OW!! NOT ME!! The Growlithe!
Enemy GROWLITHE used TAKE DOWN!
SQUIRTLE was taken down!
SQUIRTLE fainted!
Next Pokeball…go!
Go, NIDOKING!
Ha! Looks like my luck is turning! Nidoking, use earthquake!
NIDOKING is loafing around!
NIDOKING used HORN DRILL!
Enemy GROWLITHE fainted!
That works too…
So, got anything else Officer Jenny?
OFFICER JENNY sent out JYNX!
Oh boy. Nidoking, crush that thing!
NIDOKING is loafing around!
NIDOKING took a nap!
Aye-yi-yi…this is not good….
Enemy JYNX used ICE BEAM!
NIDOKING was frozen solid!
Bully! Ok…next Pokemon!
Go, CHARMELEON!
YAY! Charmeleon, flame-thrower now!
CHARMELEON used FLAME-THROWER!
It's super-effective!
Enemy JYNX fainted!
OFFICER JENNY sent out gun!
Oh no. I'll just pull out my…
Go, BAT'LETH!
Use slice and dice!
BAT'LETH used SLICE AND DICE!
It's not very effective.
I'm not surprised.
Enemy GUN used SHOOT!
Enemy GUN'S attack missed!
Um…I'm calling a tactical retreat on this one!
BAT'LETH return!
Go SMOKE BOMB!
SMOKE BOMB used DETONATE!
Officer Jenny's accuracy greatly fell!
ERIC ran away scared!

Battle #7: Thunder Badge Throwdown
September 23, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee [Record: 3-2-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Officer Jenny (Battle #6)
Whew! I'm glad we got away!
Ally GYRADOS nods in agreement!
Why do you hang around anyway?
Ally GYRADOS says the writer pays him well!
YOU GET PAID!?!? WHAAA!!!! That sucks!
Ally GYRADOS says you're the star...and not a very bright one at that.
Ally GYRADOS also finds you amusing!
Thanks….I think…
Now, where's this Surge bozo?
LT. SURGE appeared!
LT. SURGE wants to fight!
Gyrados, you want this one?
Ally GYRADOS doesn't like electric Pokemon!
Fine, desert me then.
LT. SURGE sent out JOLTEON!
Ok….pretty please be a good Pokemon…
Go, ARBOK!
Hmm…so long as I don't make the mistakes Jessie does… Arbok, use your glare attack!
ARBOK used GLARE!
Enemy JOLTEON is paralyzed!
It may not attack!
Enemy JOLTEON is fully paralyzed!
OK! Arbok, acid now!
ARBOK used ACID!
Enemy JOLTEON is still paralyzed!
YES!! Arbok, bite it's head!
ARBOK used BITE!
Enemy JOLTEON has a migraine now!
Enemy JOLTEON can move again!
Enemy JOLTEON used THUNDERBOLT!
Owie! Hang in there Arbok! Use Toxic!
ARBOK used TOXIC!
Enemy JOLTEON was badly poisoned!
Enemy JOLTEON used QUICK ATTACK!
ARBOK was attacked quickly!
Enemy JOLTEON was hurt by poison!
This is going to be close…Arbok, use that DIG TM!
ARBOK used DIG!
ARBOK is underground!
Enemy JOLTEON used THUNDERBOLT!
Enemy JOLTEON'S attack missed!
ARBOK used DIG!
Enemy JOLTEON fainted!
YES! On my way to victory!!
LT. SURGE sent out PIKACHU!
Crap.
Enemy PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
Just a little more Arbok, use glare again!
ARBOK used glare!
Enemy PIKACHU is intimidated!
I mean paralyze it!
ARBOK used GLARE!
Enemy PIKACHU is paralyzed!
Good Cobra! Wrap attack now!
ARBOK used WRAP!
Keep squeezing the life out of that rat!
ARBOK'S attack continues!
Enemy PIKACHU doesn't like being called a rat!
ARBOK'S attack continues!
Enemy PIKACHU used THUNDER!
Enemy PIKACHU'S attack missed!
…I'm going to win? YES! I'm gonna win! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Arbok, acid again!
ARBOK used ACID!
Enemy PIKACHU fainted!
EAT THAT SURGE!!! MWAHAHAHA!
LT. SURGE sent out RAICHU!
My luck stinks. Arbok return!
ARBOK refuses!
Huh? Why?
ARBOK likes battle!
ARBOK loves winning!
Ok Arbok, what do you say we open a can on this Raichu?
ARBOK agrees!
Enemy RAICHU used THUNDER!
ARBOK was fried crispy!
No! Arbok! Here, this will help you feel better!
Eric used Potion on ARBOK!
It had no effect!
Better try something stronger….
Eric used Super Potion on ARBOK!
It had very little effect!
Fine, I'll use this!!
Eric used BRISK ICE TEA on ARBOK!
ARBOK: That's Brisk Baby!
Arbok, use the special attack!!
ARBOK whipped out Can!
ARBOK cracked open Can of Whoop-Ass!
How'd it do that? I mean…it's a snake…
Enemy RAICHU was defeated!
LT. SURGE is humiliated!
ERIC won the THUNDER BADGE!
WHOO HOO!!! GOOD GOING ARBOK!
ARBOK appreciates recognition!
ERIC used MARKER
ERIC marked ARBOK'S Pokeball!
There! Now I know which one is Arbok.

Battle #8: Rainbow Badge Round up September 23, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee [Record: 4-2-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Lt. Surge (Battle #7)

I'm really on a roll! I'm doing great!
Ally GYRADOS says you wouldn't be anywhere without him!
What if I disagree with you?
Ally GYRADOS dares you to disagree!
Um….heh…
OH! We're here! Let's go in!
GYRADOS: Coward.
Yes, but I'm a living coward.
Erika! I'm here for a Rainbow Badge! Oh, and to congratulate your parents on a great name choice.
ERIKA: are you being a kiss-up?
You know it. Plus my name is Eric.
ERIC grins stupidly!
Ally GYRADOS hides its face in a corner!
ERIKA agrees to match!
ERIKA wants to fight!
ERIKA: Wait…just how many Pokemon do you have in that backpack?
148…I used to have one of all 150 Pokemon but my Hitmonlee left and Team Rocket stole my Alakazam.
ERIKA thinks you should organize!
You're so right. Anyway, time for battle!
ERIKA sent out TANGELA!
Pokemon GOOO!!!
Go, JIGGLYPUFF!
Jigglypuff!! Hi there Jiggly!
Enemy TANGELA used VINE WHIP!
Jigglypuff pound!
JIGGLYPUFF used POUND!
Enemy TANGELA'S car is impounded!
Enemy TANGELA ran downtown!
Good going Jigglypuff!
ERIKA sent out VILEPLUME!
Sing Jigglypuff, sing!
Enemy VILEPLUME has first turn!
Enemy VILEPLUME used STUN SPORE!
JIGGLYPUFF is paralyzed!
ACK!! Poor little jiggler…
JIGGLYPUFF, return!
Go, CHARMELEON!
YES!! Barbecue time!!!
CHARMELEON used BBQ TIME!
Enemy VILEPLUME is coated with Barbecue sauce!
Enemy VILEPLUME used POISON POWDER!
CHARMELEON is ill!
Full-blast fire blast now Charmeleon!!!
CHARMELEON used FIRE BLAST!
It's super effective!
Enemy VILEPLUME fainted!
CHARMELEON is hurt by poison!
Return Charmeleon!
Return, CHARMELEON!
Don't repeat me!
Don't REPEAT me!
ERIKA sent out VICTREEBELL!
Hmm…this one feels like a winner! Pokeball go!
Go, PRAKIGAM!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! MY LIFE STINKS!!
Enemy VICTREEBELL used VINE WHIP!
Enemy VICTREEBELL'S attack missed!
Prakigam, do something!!!
PRAKIGAM flopped about helplessly.
A regular fish out of water…
Enemy VICTREEBELL laughs at bad joke!
Now Prakigam! While it's laughing!
PRAKIGAM used WATER SPIT!
It's not very effective.
Enemy VICTREEBELL laughed harder!
Enemy VICTREEBELL is incapacitated by laughter!
ERIKA: This is…odd. I suppose I'll give you this for your…interesting strategy…
YES!! My fourth badge!!! I am soooo good!

Battle #9: Fierce Fanboy Fanaticism September 23, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee [Record: 5-2-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Erika (Battle #8)



I'm unstoppable!
Ally GYRADOS says you're too cocky!
Ally GYRADOS says, Ally GYRADOS says…blah, blah.
Ally GYRADOS is angry!
Ally Gyrados is always angry!! Sheesh, think of something original!
FANBOY appeared!
Fanboy? Huh?
FANBOY is a trainer that doesn't use Pokemon!
What's he use then?
FANBOY uses things he is a Fanboy of!
FANBOY wants to fight!
Ah! A battle you want, a battle you get! But be warned, I am invincible! Pokeball go!
Go, KADABRA!
Not bad, Kadabra is a good Pokemon!
FANBOY sent out OPTIMUS PRIME!
WHAT?!?! Kadabra barrier!
KADABRA used BARRIER!
KADABRA'S defense greatly rose!
Enemy OPTIMUS PRIME used ROAD KILL!
KADABRA is now a grease spot!
NOOO!! Kadabra! I never thought I'd be pissed at Optimus Prime! Next Pokemon!
Go, MACHAMP!
Machamp, use submission!
MACHAMP used SUBMISSION!
It's not very effective.
I'm doomed…
Enemy OPTIMUS PRIME used KICK!
Machamp, karate chop him!
MACHAMP used KARATE CHOP!
It's not very effective.
Enemy OPTIMUS PRIME used STOMP & GRIND!
MACHAMP was stomped!
Enemy OPTIMUS PRIME'S attack continues!
MACHAMP was GRINDED!
MACHAMP fainted!
Fine, next Pokeball go!!
Go, DRAGONITE!
Enemy OPTIMUS PRIME used BIG GUNS OF RIGHTOUS JUSTICE!
DRAGONITE was pulverized!
This isn't good…
FANBOY withdrew OPTIMUS PRIME!
Oh good! Next Pokemon!
Go, PRIMEAPE!
FANBOY sent out KLINGON!
Klingon?!?! This doesn't bode well. Primeape fury swipes!!
PRIMEAPE used FURY SWIPES!
It's not very effective.
Enemy KLINGON used RABID FURY RAGE ATTACK OF DOOM!
PRIMEAPE was rushed to the local hospital!
Next Pokemon!!
Go, PRAKIGAM!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Enemy KLINGON used DUAL DISRUPTERS!
PRAKIGAM fainted!
Ok...next ball…
Go, GYRADOS!
Oh, I forgot I own one of those.
FANBOY withdrew KLINGON.
FANBOY sent out GODZILLA!
SHIT I'M SCREWED!!
Enemy GODZILLA used DEATH BREATH!
GYRADOS fainted!
That's it! I'm sending out…
Go, POKEMON!
EVERY Pokemon I have!! Beat that!
Enemy GODZILLA used MOUNTAIN THROW!
Isn't that rock…*CRUNCH*
ERIC MENTAL HOSPITAL ESCAPEE, all his Pokemon and ally GYRADOS fainted!
They wake up two days later in a nearby hospital.
You know…that "Fanboy" looked familiar…
Ally GYRADOS nods in agreement!
Hey! He was that personality of mine that ran away wasn't he?
Ally GYRADOS thinks so!
That would explain why I haven't been so obsessive with my favorite TV shows recently…

Battle #10: Soul Badge Showdown September 23, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee [Record: 5-3-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Fanboy (Battle #4)

Are you sure you know where we're going? That tree we just fought looks like the same tree we fought an hour ago.
Ally GYRADOS is sure that Koga's Ninja Gym is around here somewhere!
Oh no…we're lost aren't we? I knew I shouldn't have given you the map!!
Ally GYRADOS takes the fifth!
I knew it…we're lost. Hey, what's that over there?
THAT is Koga's Gym!
Cool! Sorry I doubted you ally Gyrados. Let's go get our Soul badges!
ERIC entered the GYM!
WHAM!!
Ow…what happened?
ERIC ran into INVISIBLE WALL!
…doesn't it want to fight?
INVISIBLE WALL is a wall!
It can't attack!
Funny…being inanimate never stops anything else around here…
INVISIBLE WALL used FALL!
WHAM!!
INVISIBLE WALL fell on ERIC!
Ally GYRADOS winces!
Pokeball go! Bash me a path through these walls!
Pokeball can't use BASH!
Ok, so whatever is inside the Pokeball use bash!
Go, PRAKIGAM!
PRAKIGAM used BASH!
PRAKIGAM fainted!
Let me guess…wall is unaffected?
No! Wall is angry! Wall is evolving!
RUN!!
ERIC ran away!
ERIC smashed a path to the center of the gym!
KOGA appeared!
KOGA is angry!
I want a badge!
KOGA wants repair money!
I want a badge!
KOGA wants repair money!
I want a badge!
KOGA wants repair money!
Ally GYRADOS says fight already!
Ally GYRADOS also says pay the man!
ERIC used PAY UP!
KOGA is happy!
KOGA wants to fight!
KOGA sent out MUK!
ALL RIGHT! BATTLE!
Go, JIGGLYPUFF!
Sing little Jiggler! It's your best bet!
JIGGLYPUFF doesn't like nick name!
Hold on a minute…
ERIC used MARK!
ERIC MARKED JIGGLYPUFF'S Pokeball!
Enemy MUK used SLUDGE!
JIGGLYPUFF used SING!
Enemy MUK fell asleep!
Now Jigglypuff! Pound attack!
JIGGLYPUFF used POUND!
JIGGLYPUFF dropped a pound of rocks on enemy MUK!
Hmm…Jigglypuff, use 5 pounds!
JIGGLYPUFF dropped 5 pounds on enemy MUK!
Enemy MUK woke up!
Quick, attack it Jigglypuff!
JIGGLYPUFF used ATTACK!
It's not very effective.
Enemy MUK used SLUDGE!
JIGGLYPUFF was poisoned!
Quick Jigglypuff, use doubleslap!
JIGGLYPUFF used DOUBLESLAP!
Enemy MUK fainted!
JIGGLYPUFF was hurt by poison!
JIGGLYPUFF fainted!
Interesting timing there, I've never seen two Pokemon faint almost simultaneously like that.
KOGA sent out VENOMOTH!
A Venomoth? I'll counter it with my own poison type! Go Arbok!
Go, ARBOK!
Enemy VENOMOTH used POISON POWDER!
It doesn't affect ARBOK!
Arbok, glare then wrap!
ARBOK used GLARE!
Enemy VENOMOTH is paralyzed!
GRAVITY kicked in!
Enemy VENOMOTH hit the ground hard!
ARBOK used WRAP!
Enemy VENOMOTH can't move!
ARBOK'S attack continues!
HAHAHAHA! I love you Arbok!
ARBOK is disgusted!
Not that way!! I just mean you’re my favorite Pokemon!
ARBOK is no longer nauseous!
ARBOK'S attack continues!
Almost there! Keep going!
ARBOK'S attack continues!
Enemy VENOMOTH fainted!
I win! I win! Going to hand over that Soul Badge now?
ERIC won the SOUL BADGE!
All right, who's next on the list?

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