Battles 1 to 5:
Battle #1: Prelude to Destiny September 21, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee! [No Record]

Ha! This will be fun; I'll challenge all the greatest trainers in the Pokemon universe, beat the heck out of them, and be worshipped! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
ERIC is overconfident!
ERIC is nuts to think he'll ever be worshipped!
Who are you to tell me I'm nuts?!?! I bet you don't even have a Ph.D.!
ERIC doesn't even have any Pokemon!
Ha! I'll show you! I've got Pokemon, tons of 'em! I'll challenge you to a battle!
ERIC is stupid!
ERIC couldn't beat Da Evolution Man!
GRR!! That's it! I need to beat up somebody!
Wild GYRADOS appeared!
Wow…I never met a wild one in the game before! I'll add it to my collection! I'll choose…
Go, NIDORAN!
NOO!! WRONG BALL!!
Enemy GYRADOS loomed over NIDORAN!
NIDORAN fainted!
WHAT?? That's it! Time to use….THIS!
Go, THIS!
This battle is done by an incompetent writer!
Why you…Now, go me!
Go, ERIC!
Enemy GYRADOS is confused!
Enemy GYRADOS wants to know if this is a joke!
Enemy GYRADOS is laughing at you!
That's it! time for evil eye attack!
ERIC used EVIL EYE!
ERIC glared evilly at enemy GYRADOS!
Enemy GYRADOS is laughing harder!
Ok. Hmm… Time for… PSYCHOANALYSIS POWER!!!
ERIC split up into different personalities!
Enemy GYRADOS outnumbers ERIC 1 to 12!
HEY!! There's only one Gyrados and 12 of us!
Yeah! Only one Gyrados and 12 of us!
Shut up echo boy!
Why don't you?
Enemy GYRADOS is confused.
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Ha! We'll have it in no time!
Don't be so cocky!
Yeah! Don't be so cocky!
It's a perfect time to be cocky!
Enemy GYRADOS is vexed!
Huh?
Is that bad?
You could say that.
I'm out of here guys! See you!
ERIC ran away!
ERIC lost the match!
HEY!!! IT WAS ONLY ONE OF US!!
Yeah! but...we're now down to only 11 personalities...
Enemy GYRADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
Looks like Team Weird is blasting off again!
ERICS landed!
ERICS remerged into one guy!
Well, that solves that. Oh well…
JAMES appeared!
JESSIE appeared!
MEOWTH appeared!
They say you stole their line!
Yeah, what about it?
TEAM ROCKET wants to fight!


Battle #2: Rocket Rumble
September 21, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee [Record: 0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Wild Gyrados (Battle #1)
TEAM ROCKET used MOTTO!
NOOOOOOO!!
It's super annoying!
That's it, I'll use…
Go, CATAPIE!
AAAARG!!! LET ME CHOOSE MY OWN POKEMON!!!!!!!
JAMES sent out WEEZING!
JESSIE sent out ARBOK!
MEOWTH is loafing around!
Be strong little Catapie!
Enemy ARBOK used BITE!
Critical hit!
Enemy WEEZING used SMOG!
Critical hit!
It's super-effective!
CATAPIE entered coma!
WHAAA?!?! Catapie!! That's it! I'm ticked now! Go…
Go, PIDGEY!
WHAT!?!?! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TEAM ROCKET laughs at your incompetence!
Enemy ARBOK used POISON STING!
NOT FAIR!!
Enemy WEEZING used TACKLE!!
NOO!! CUT IT OUT!!!
PIDGEY fainted!
I'm not surprised…all right, next ought to be a good Pokemon or I'm gonna…
Go, ALAKAZAM!
WHOO-HOO!! YAY!!
Enemy ARBOK used WRAP!
All right, Alakazam,
Enemy WEEZING used POISON GAS!
ALAKAZAM was poisoned!
LET ME GET A HIT IN!!!
Enemy ARBOK'S attack continues!
ALAKAZAM was hurt by poison!
Nooo…losing to Team Rocket…
Enemy ARBOK'S attack continues!
ALAKAZAM was hurt by poison!
ENOUGH ALREADY!! IT'S MY TURN!!
Enemy ARBOK'S attack continues!
ALAKAZAM was hurt by poison!
Aww man….Alakazam use recover!
ALAKAZAM used RECOVER!
JAMES' back is much better!
ON YOURSELF!!!!!!!!
ALAKAZAM used RECOVER!
ALAKAZAM is no longer dying.
That's good.
JESSIE used THIEF BALL!
ALAKAZAM was caught!
I thought that thief ball code was a lie! You can't do that!
JESSIE just did!
Wild GYRADOS appeared!
OH NO!!!!
GYRADOS recognizes JAMES!
Hey, are you the one that evolved from the Magikarp he kicked?
GYRADOS says yes!
GYRADOS joins you!
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL GYRADOS, KILL!!!
Ally GYRADOS used HYPER BEAM!
Enemy WEEZING fainted!
JESSIE sent out LIKITUNG!
JAMES sent out VICTREEBELL!
Three on one isn't fair! Pokeball, go! Go, ELECTRODE!
Enemy ARBOK used GLARE!
It doesn't affect ally GYRADOS!
Ally GYRADOS used RAMPAGE!
Enemy ARBOK fainted!
Electrode, blow them up!
ELECTRODE used self-destruct!
TEAM ROCKET blasted off again!
ELECTRODE fainted!
Hey, Gyrados, we make a good team!
Ally GYRADOS agrees!
Want to help me crush all the other trainers and rule the world?
Ally GYRADOS is thinking!
Well?
Ally GYRADOS says it has nothing better to do!
Ally GYRADOS will help you!
All right! Look out world, here we come!

Battle #3: Entrance Complications September 21, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee [Record: 1-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Team Rocket (Battle #2)

Hmm…locked. Dang it!
ERIC is out of luck!
Oh yeah? I'm getting in that gym one way or another!
Gyrados, blow up this door!
Ally GYRADOS refuses!
What? Why?
Ally GYRADOS doesn't like legal trouble!
Oh fine. Guess I'll have to take care of it myself!
ERIC used kick!
Enemy DOOR is angry!
Enemy DOOR wants to fight!
And people complain about the trees? All right, hit me Mr. Door!
Enemy DOOR used OPEN!
Enemy DOOR decked out ERIC!
ERIC is sprawled out on the ground!
Well…this is a new experience for me. Ok, random Pokemon go!
Go, MAGIKARP!
Great…
Enemy DOOR used FLAP!
It made a refreshing breeze!
MAGIKARP fainted!
Go figure…I suppose it could be worse.
Huh?
Ooh, is Magikarp evolving?
MAGIKARP devolved into PRAKIGAM!
Drat.
Enemy DOOR used SWING!
ERIC is once again decked out!
Owie…
Ally GYRADOS is snickering!
You find this amusing?
Ally GYRADOS doesn't think it's amusing!
Good.
Ally GYRADOS thinks it's funny as hell!
Even better, at least the door can't do anything to me while I'm down here.
Enemy DOOR used FALL!
Enemy DOOR fell on ERIC!
Ally GYRADOS went inside without you!
OW!! You didn't need to slither over the door like that…I'm crushed now…
Ally GYRADOS says stop whining!
Ally GYRADOS wants to know if you're going to stay there all day!
I'm coming, I'm coming…

Battle #4: Boulder Badge Bumbling Brawl September 21, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee [Record: 1-1-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Door (Battle #3)

HEY!! I'VE COME FOR A BOULDER BADGE!! GET OUT HERE NOW!!
There is no response!
You're trying to tell me that there's no one here?
It is 2:00A.M.!
Oops…what now?
FLINT appeared!
Huh? Who are you? I want to fight Brock!
FLINT is BROCK'S father!
Huh?
FLINT is the gym leader now!
Why?
BROCK left with ASH on his Pokemon journey!
OH!! I'm in the cartoon! Ok, I want that badge!
FLINT is mad about the door!
Oh…oops again…
FLINT wants to fight!
All right! Gyrados kill!
Ally GYRADOS doesn't feel like it!
AAAAAAAAARG! Go random Pokemon!
Go, PRAKIGAM!
FLINT sent out GOLEM!
Oh no…Pakigram, attack!!!
PRAKIGAM used FLOP!
It hurt itself.
What about Golem?
FLOP had no effect on GOLEM!
Dang it!
Enemy GOLEM used EARTHQUAKE!
PAKIGRAM fainted!
Go Pokemon!
Go, JIGGLYPUFF!
Aww…Jigglypuff's sooo cute!
Enemy GOLEM used CRUSH!
JIGGLYPUFF is now a flat disk!
OW! Jigglypuff, sing!
JIGGLYPUFF would love to, but is squished!
Heh, heh…sorry, I forgot.
Enemy GOLEM used CRUSH!
JIGGLYPUFF fainted!
Yeesh! Next Pokemon!
Go, TANGELA!
Cool! A Pokemon with an advantage over Golem!! Vine Whip!
TANGELA used VINE WHIP!
It's super-effective!
Enemy GOLEM used STOMP!
Use stun-spore!!
TANGELA used STUN SPORE!
Enemy GOLEM is paralyzed! It may not attack!
Enemy GOLEM used CRUSH!
HEY!!! You said it was paralyzed!!!! Tangela, vine-whip again!
TANGELA used VINE WHIP!
It's super-effective!
Enemy GOLEM fainted!
YAY!
FLINT sent out ONIX!
Oh no.
Ally GYRADOS is going to help now!
YES! Thanks Gyrados, you're a pal!
Ally GYRADOS says it just doesn't want to see you make a fool of yourself anymore!
Ally GYRADOS used Hyper-beam!
Enemy ONIX used ROCKSLIDE!
No, no, no! Use bubble beam you stup…uh…super Gyrados!
Ally GYRADOS is not fooled!
Ally GYRADOS used BUBBLE BEAM anyway!
Enemy ONIX fainted!
ERIC, MENTAL HOSPITAL ESCAPEE won the BOULDER BADGE!
YAY!!

Battle #5: Cascade Badge Chaos September 21, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee [Record: 2-1-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Flint (Battle #4)



So this is Cerulean City Gym. Where's the leader?
Misty's sisters appeared!
Huh? The Three Synchronized Sensational Swimming Sisters?
None other!
I remember! You're the gym leaders! I challenge you!
DAISY used VALLEY LINGO!
NOOOOOOOO!!!
It's super annoying!
Ally Gyrados is covering ears!
You asked for it! Time for my special hit attack!
ERIC HIT on the sisters!
LILY used SLAP!
DAISY used SLAP!
VIOLET used SLAP!
ERIC is injured!
Oops…wrong hit….
I'll just toss this Pokeball out! Go get 'em!
Go, HITMONLEE!
All right! Hit those brats!
HITMONLEE HIT on the sisters!
AARG!!
HITMONLEE got a date!
You won't go out with me, but you agree to date that ugly thing?!?
Ally GYRADOS is laughing!
You shut up!
Gyrados: Make me!
Ok, Hitmonlee, even though you went weird on me you're still my Pokemon!
HITMONLEE says he isn't!
HITMONLEE wants to fight!
I'll teach you! Traitor!
Go, Rattata!
Drat.
Rattata fainted!
Ok, now I'll just hurl out this next Pokeball…
Go, ERIC!
Dang! I threw too hard and sent myself in the ring! Ok, I'll use…
Enemy HITMONLEE used HIT!
Enemy HITMONLEE used the wrong HIT!
Enemy HITMONLEE HIT on ERIC!
ERIC fainted!
Enemy HITMONLEE fainted!
Ally GYRADOS takes over!
DAISY sent out DEWGONG!
Ally GYRADOS used BITE!
Enemy DEWGONG fainted!
Ally GYRADOS won the CASCADE BADGE!
HEY! That's mine! Give it over!
Ally GYRADOS wants to fight!

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