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Battle #11: Slow Death February 20, 2000
Participants:
Eric, MHE [Record: 4-0-0] ICQ 20637547 | E-Mail | Web Site
Dave (Popcorn Man) [Record: 1-1-0] ICQ 58910211 | E-Mail
PB Narrator Narrator ICQ 16494224 | E-Mail | Web Site
Contains Level 2 Language (Moderate Expletives)
<PB Narrator> Round 1 : Match 1
<wakuseino> yes, Mew Lord is Pokeman.
<Mystery03> Too bad FB isn't here...
<Darth Junior> I miss him
<Dave> Let's go!
<Pokeman> Yes.. You know that..
<Eric, MHE> I've got a very interesting Pokémon scheduled for battle.
<Darth Junior> SODA VS. POPCORN
<PB Narrator> ERIC will now select an opponent
<Dave> So do I....
<Mystery03> This'll be good...
<Lani> Sorry, just wanted to make sure
<Dave> He wants to battle me!
<Eric, MHE> I shall battle Popcorn Man/Dave.
<Dave> Yah!
<Darth Junior> NOO
<PB Narrator> Alright!
<Lani> Hehe!
<Darth Junior> eric
<Mystery03> Let's go!
<PB Narrator> ERIC, please enter the arena!
<Darth Junior> show dave that soda rules
<Lani> Go Eric!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN, please enter the arena!
<Dave> I hate Soda
<Mystery03> Go everyone!
<Darth Junior> *slips a ten dollar bill in Eric's pocket*
<Eric, MHE> I'm coming… pushy narrator.
<PB Narrator> **Please halt all chat at this time**
<Dave> Hey, it's Mister Metal-House!
<Eric, MHE> What about it?
<Eric, MHE> ....
<Dave> I've got a Pokémon right up your ally!
<Eric, MHE> Um… let's fight, shall we?
<Dave> Yeah!
<PB Narrator> ERIC wants to fight!
<Eric, MHE> What would that be?
<Dave> Let's go!
<Eric, MHE> Go, Da Evolution Van!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN wants to fight!
<Dave> Not tellin;
<PB Narrator> ERIC sent out EVOLUVAN!
<Dave> Go, Goku!
<PB Narrator> DAVE sent out GOKU!
<Eric, MHE> Evoluvan, use Road Kill!
<Dave> Energy blast!
<Dave> Dodge!
<PB Narrator> EVOLUVAN is VERY SLOWLY approaching GOKU!
<Eric, MHE> Road Rage!
<PB Narrator> EVOLUVAN was hit with ENERGY BLAST!
<Dave> Ha!
<Eric, MHE> Ouch.
<PB Narrator> It's not very effective...
<Dave> Ha ha.......
<PB Narrator> EVOLUVAN used ROAD RAGE!
<Dave> DODGE!
<PB Narrator> EVOLUVAN is getting pumped!
<Eric, MHE> Road.....rash?
<Eric, MHE> Uh, nevermind.
<Dave> Dragon rage!
<PB Narrator> GOKU tripped and fell in his haste!
<Eric, MHE> Run him over!!
<Dave> Arrgh, K.O. KANNON!
<Eric, MHE> I'll push.
<Dave> RETURN!
<PB Narrator> EVOLUVAN is VERY SLOWLY approaching fallen GOKU!
<Dave> Return, Goku!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN withdrew GOKU!
<Dave> Go....
<Dave> MARIO!
<Eric, MHE> Open a door in his face!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN sent out MARIO!
<Dave> Jump on the Van
<PB Narrator> EVOLUVAN opened DOOR!
<Dave> Jump in!
<Eric, MHE> Alright, with that faulty engine I bet you could explode!
<PB Narrator> MARIO is in the EVOLUVAN!
<PB Narrator> EVOLUVAN begins to EXPLODE...
<PB Narrator> ...VERY SLOWLY!
<Dave> GET OUT!
<Eric, MHE> ...it does nothing quickly...
<Eric, MHE> Close the door!
<Dave> RETURN, MARIO!
<Eric, MHE> Lock up!
<PB Narrator> EVOLUVAN exploded!
<PB Narrator> MARIO escaped!
<PB Narrator> EVOLUVAN fainted!
<Eric, MHE> Ally Gyarados, you're up!
<Dave> Whew.....
<PB Narrator> ERIC sent out GYARADOS!
<Eric, MHE> Hyper Beam!
<Dave> Mario, Super Mushroom!
<Dave> Counter that!
<Eric, MHE> Eat the mushroom!
<PB Narrator> GYARADOS used HYPER BEAM!
<PB Narrator> It's super effective!
<PB Narrator> MARIO is still standing...
<Dave> Metal Mario, now!
<Eric, MHE> Dragon Rage!
<PB Narrator> GYARADOS must recharge!
<Eric, MHE> When you recharge of course.
<PB Narrator> MARIO became METAL MARIO!
<PB Narrator> GYARADOS used DRAGON RAGE!
<Dave> Hah! Fire Fury!
<PB Narrator> It's not very effective...
<Dave> Hee!
<Eric, MHE> Hydro pump!
<PB Narrator> MARIO used FIRE FURY!
<PB Narrator> GYRADOS used HYDRO PUMP!
<Dave> Aaaak! Return, Mario!
<PB Narrator> MARIO fainted!
<Eric, MHE> This isn't out in the US yet, but it's a Dragon Move....Tornado!
<Dave> Go, Goku!
<Eric, MHE> On Goku when he's out.
<Dave> K.O. Kannon!
<PB Narrator> GOKU was instantly caught in a TORNADO!
<Dave> Aak!
<Dave> KO KANNON!
<PB Narrator> CANNON propelled him into space!
<PB Narrator> GOKU fainted!
<Eric, MHE> Yay!
<Dave> ARRRRGGH! Don't you watch TV?!
<Dave> Go, me!
<Eric, MHE> Gyarados, LOOM attack!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN sent out POPCORN MAN!
<Dave> Rock Candy throw!
<PB Narrator> GYARADOS is LOOMing!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN's morale greatly fell!
<Eric, MHE> You can beat him, bite!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN threw ROCK CANDY!
<Dave> Umm...
<PB Narrator> GYRADOS bit ROCK CANDY!
<Dave> Dodge!
<Eric, MHE> Uh oh...
<Dave> Heh...
<PB Narrator> ROCK CANDY was RARE!
<Eric, MHE> Use a move that doesn't really exist!
<PB Narrator> What? GYARADOS is evolving!
<Eric, MHE> WHAT?!
<Eric, MHE> Um...
<Dave> ACK! DE- EVOLUTION SPRAY!
<PB Narrator> GYARADOS evolved into MAGIKARP 2!
<Eric, MHE> Magikarp 2? Crap.
<Dave> Oh, okay, forget the spray
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN used DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY!
<PB Narrator> What? MAGIKARP 2 is de-evolving!
<Dave> Umm, EVOLUTION SPRAY!
<PB Narrator> MAGIKARP 2 de-evolved into GYARADOS!
<Eric, MHE> He made you a Magikarp again, rage attack!
<PB Narrator> GYARADOS used RAGE!
<Dave> DODGE!
<PB Narrator> It's super effective!
<Dave> Oww....l
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN's life force is running out!
<PB Narrator> GYARADOS used RAGE!
<Dave> I'll drink Hi-c
<PB Narrator> It's super effective!
<Eric, MHE> Die Popcorn Man!
<Dave> NEVER!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN is about to die!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN drank Hi-c!
<PB Narrator> It did absolutely nothing!
<PB Narrator> GYARADOS used RAGE!
<PB Narrator> POPCORN MAN fainted!
<Eric, MHE> Alright, one more rage should do it!
<Dave> WHAT?! Okay, ICE TEA
<PB Narrator> ERIC wins!
<Eric, MHE> YAY!!
<Darth Junior> GO ERIC
<Mystery03> Great job Eric!
<Lani> Great job! Wonderful job, Eric!
<Eric, MHE> Good fight.
<Dave> WHAT?! I NEVER FAINTED!!!
<Darth Junior> *slips another 10 dollar bill in Eric's pocket*
<wakuseino> We were expecting that.
<Dave> @#$%!
<Lani> Goooo Eric!
<Pokeman> Great Job, Eric..
<Mystery03> I only see five people... be right back...
<Eric, MHE> I should have known better than to use that Van.
<Darth Junior> YEAH
<Lani> Good job to you too, Dave
<Eric, MHE> I thought it would be funny though.
<Darth Junior> that's how ya do it
<Dave> I never fainted, you lousy narrator!
<Eric, MHE> Hey, Darth, what's with the money?
<PB Narrator> Yes you did, scroll up and see
<Eric, MHE> Paying me to take a fall or something?
<Lani> What character does someone get to battle this time?
<Lani> I mean person
<PB Narrator> Please stand by for the next match...
<Eric, MHE> Wakuseino should be up next I think.
<Lani> Trainer
<Dave>
<Dave> Oh, well, good match Eric.
Battle #12: The Sting of Itoma February 20, 2000
Participants:
Wakuseino [Record: 2-1-0] ICQ 53774268 | E-Mail | Web Site
Pokeman (Mew Lord) [Record: 1-1-0] ICQ 53160978 | E-Mail | Web Site
PB Narrator Narrator ICQ 16494224 | E-Mail | Web Site
<PB Narrator> Wakuseino, please select an opponent!
<wakuseino> I would like to battle Mew Lord.
<Mystery03> now I see everyone... except IRAB
<Pokeman> Cool..
<Lani> Good luck to both of you
<Dave> That aught to be interesting.
<Pokeman> dang, too bad Mystery
<PB Narrator> Round 1 : Match 2
<Eric, MHE> Time to halt all chat I take it.
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO, please enter the arena!
<Mystery03> It's okay
<wakuseino> I'm here.
<Dave> Yep...
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD, please enter the arena!
<wakuseino> Where's the arena, though?
<PB Narrator> **Please halt all chat at this time**
<wakuseino> all I see is darkness....
<wakuseino> just like last time...
<Pokeman> Hi, Wakuseino..
<wakuseino> Oh well... I shall defeat you!
<Pokeman> probably..
<wakuseino> and get some sleep after.
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO wants to fight!
<Pokeman> Well.. uh.. then.. prepare to get beat!
<wakuseino> Go Itoma!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD wants to fight!
<Pokeman> Go, Taz!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out ITOMA!
<wakuseino> Itoma, I'MAPSYCHICBUG!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD SENT OUT TAZ!
<PB Narrator> ITOMA is a PSYCHIC BUG!
<Pokeman> Taz, use Tazmanian Devil Tornado
<wakuseino> follow up with Bragin Rage!
<PB Narrator> TAZ used Tornado!
<PB Narrator> Critical hit!
<PB Narrator> ITOMA used BRAGIN RAGE!
<Pokeman> Taz, Eat the enemy!
<wakuseino> uhh....
<wakuseino> can he eat insects?
<PB Narrator> ITOMA is BRAGGIN'... in a RAGE!
<wakuseino> especially poisonous ones?
<PB Narrator> TAZ used EAT!
<wakuseino> Itoma, poison sting it.
<Pokeman> Taz eats about everything..
<PB Narrator> ITOMA is inside TAZ!
<wakuseino> give it a deadly cavity
<wakuseino> one that will choke it...
<Pokeman> Taz, Digest!
<PB Narrator> ITOMA stings TAZ from the INSIDE!
<wakuseino> just like a real one.
<PB Narrator> ITOMA is being DIGESTED!
<wakuseino> Itoma, return
<PB Narrator> ITOMA fainted!
<PB Narrator> TAZ fainted!
<Pokeman> Return, Taz!
<wakuseino> kuso yo....
<wakuseino> go Jikuu!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out JIKUU!
<Pokeman> Go, uh, Bulbasaur!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD sent out BULBASAUR!
<wakuseino> Jikuu, slow it down.
<PB Narrator> JIKUU used SLOW!
<wakuseino> then hit it with your gravity ability.
<PB Narrator> JIKUU's speed greatly fell!
<wakuseino> uhh....
<PB Narrator> JIKUU used GRAVITY!
<Pokeman> Bulbasaur, Razor Leaf!
<PB Narrator> JIKUU's speed greatly fell!
<wakuseino> Jikuu, return!
<PB Narrator> BULBASAUR used RAZOR LEAF!
<wakuseino> go, me!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO withdrew JIKUU!
<Pokeman> Vine Whip her!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out WAKUSEINO!
<wakuseino> Fire Blast!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD used VINE WHIP!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used FIRE BLAST!
<Pokeman> me? you mean Bulbasaur
<PB Narrator> (sorry, Bulbasaur)
<wakuseino> no...
<PB Narrator> It's super effective!
<wakuseino> you didn't tell Bulbasaur to.
<Pokeman> Bulbasaur, recover
<wakuseino> Flame Armor!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO is still standing...
<PB Narrator> BULBASAUR used RECOVER!
<wakuseino> uhh...
<wakuseino> I hit myself with my own attack?
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used FLAME ARMOR!
<wakuseino> now then....
<Pokeman> Bulbasaur, Absorb!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO's DEFENSE greatly rose!
<wakuseino> I'll grab that plant like the plant it is.
<wakuseino> I'm on fire....
<PB Narrator> BULBASAUR absorbed FLAME ARMOR!
<wakuseino> uhh....
<Pokeman> owch..
<PB Narrator> BULBASAUR burst into flames!
<PB Narrator> BULBASAUR fainted!
<Pokeman> ..Go, Me.. Mega Kick!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO's DEFENSE was restored to normal!
<wakuseino> hmm...
<wakuseino> Teleport!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD sent out MEW LORD!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD used MEGA KICK!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO evaded attack!
<wakuseino> Go Jikuu!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD kept going and crashed!
<Pokeman> Uh.. Stop!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO withdrew WAKUSEINO!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out JIKUU!
<Pokeman> Now... I'm gonna use wild fire!
<wakuseino> .Jikuu, Dimension Field!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD used WILD FIRE!
<PB Narrator> JIKUU fainted!
<wakuseino> ......
<wakuseino> go me!
<Pokeman> ......!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out WAKUSEINO!
<Pokeman> Wild Fire again!?
<wakuseino> *drinks a super potion*
<PB Narrator> Not enough PP for WILD FIRE!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO's HP restored!
<Pokeman> Okay then, use rare candy on yourself!
<wakuseino> Icicle Flow!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD used RARE CANDY!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD was hit with ICICLE FLOW!
<Pokeman> No, Use Fire Blast
<PB Narrator> RARE CANDY FROZE in MEW LORD's throat!
<wakuseino> ......
<wakuseino> nice
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD is CHOKING!
<Pokeman> Cough it up!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD is unable to COUGH!
<Pokeman> Heimlich maneuver!
<wakuseino> I'm throwing the Leaf Sword!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD's OXYGEN is running out!
<PB Narrator> LEAF SWORD FROZE in midair!
<wakuseino> ......
<wakuseino> uh...
<wakuseino> Is that physically possible?
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD's vision is fading!
<PB Narrator> MEW LORD fainted!
<wakuseino> That was tough.....
<wakuseino> but fun.
<Mystery03> good job wakuseino
<Lani> Good job to both of you! Congrats, Wakuseino!
<Dave> Good fight!
<Eric, MHE> Congrats on yet another victory!
Battle #13: Brotherly Barrier February 20, 2000
Participants:
Lani [Record: 0-2-0] ICQ 58941592 | E-Mail
Mystery03 [No Record] ICQ 60561562 | E-Mail | Web Site
PB Narrator Narrator ICQ 16494224 | E-Mail | Web Site
<PB Narrator> Round 1 : Match 3
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY03, please enter the arena!
<Mystery03> *strolls in*
<PB Narrator> LANI, please enter the arena!
<Darth Junior> brb
<Lani> Alrighty
<wakuseino> go Lani!!!!
<PB Narrator> **Please halt all chat at this time**
<Mystery03> So, you're the long name attack user...
<Lani> No, I quit that
<Lani> Last tournament
<Mystery03> HAHA
<Lani> Alright, I'm sick of losing! Let's battle!
<PB Narrator> LANI wants to fight!
<Mystery03> Okay! Go lickitung!
<Lani> And don't laugh at me!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY wants to fight!
<Lani> Go! Book!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out LICKITUNG!
<PB Narrator> LANI sent out BOOK!
<Mystery03> Stinky slobber!
<Lani> Book! PAPER CUT!
<Lani> Cut his tongue!
<PB Narrator> LICKITUNG used STINGKY SLOBBER!
<PB Narrator> BOOK was SLOBBERED on!
<Mystery03> Now lick 'n kick!
<PB Narrator> PAGES were too wet to cut LICKITUNG!
<Lani> Oh man!
<PB Narrator> LICKITUNG used LINK 'n KICK!
<Lani> \Book! Page dry!
<PB Narrator> (LICK)
<PB Narrator> BOOK's PAGES are now DRY!
<Mystery03> Slam, lickitung!
<PB Narrator> LICKITUNG used SLAM!
<Lani> Book! Use Cliffhanger!
<PB Narrator> BOOK fainted!
<Lani> Doh!
<Lani> Go! Little Brother!
<Mystery03> Return lickitung... go Myst
<PB Narrator> LANI sent out LITTLE BRO!
<Lani> Littler Bro, HE DID IT!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY withdrew LICKITUNG!
<Mystery03> Harden!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out MYST!
<PB Narrator> MYST used HARDEN!
<Mystery03> Moonsoon!
<PB Narrator> MYST's defense greatly rose!
<Lani> What about Little Bro's attack?
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO used HE DID IT!
<Lani> Oh, okay. Never mind
<PB Narrator> MYST DID IT... it used MOONSOON!
<Mystery03> Runny nose!
<Lani> Little Bro! Use CRY!
<PB Narrator> It didn't affect LITTLE BRO!
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO used CRY!
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO's NOSE is RUNNING!
<Mystery03> Watery eyes!
<Lani> Little Bro! Get tissue!
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO's NOSE ran away!
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO used TISSUE!
<Lani> LittleBro! Use HE HURT ME!
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO used HE HURT ME!
<PB Narrator> ...it didn't affect MYST!
<Mystery03> downpour Myst
<Lani> Little Bro! Quick! Eat this Candy!
<PB Narrator> MYST used DOWNPOUR!
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO ate SOAKED CANDY!
<Lani> It's a very rare candy
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO's MORALE greatly rose!
<Mystery03> surround Little Bro!
<Lani> Little Bro! Use HE DID IT!
<Mystery03> Now harden around him!
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO used HE DID IT!
<PB Narrator> MYST DID IT... it used HARDEN!
<Lani> C'mon bro, you can win!
<PB Narrator> MYST became LITTLE BRO's SHIELD!
<PB Narrator> MYST joined LANI!
<Lani> Thanks, Myst!
<Mystery03> no! Drown little bro!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY, use next Pokémon?
<Lani> You can't, Myst's with me
<Mystery03> FINE! Lickitung!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out LICKITUNG!
<Lani> Little Bro! Use Annoy!
<Mystery03> French kiss!
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO used ANNOY!
<PB Narrator> LICKITUNG was ANNOYED!
<Lani> Bro! Now use NO!
<PB Narrator> LICKITUNG used FRENCH KISS!
<Lani> Ew
<Mystery03> Mono!
<PB Narrator> LICKITUNG couldn't get through LITTLE BRO's MYST shield!
<Lani> Use Icky!
<Mystery03> slam into the myst shield!
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO used ICKY!
<PB Narrator> It had no effect on anything whatsoever!
<PB Narrator> LICKITUNG SLAMMED into MYST SHIELD!
<Lani> bro! Use.. um.. Throw!
<Mystery03> Now... TANGO!
<PB Narrator> MYST SHIELD was SHATTERED!
<Lani> Noooo!
<PB Narrator> LICKITUNG fainted!
<Lani> Yes!
<Mystery03> go me! Psybeam!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out MYSTERY!
<Lani> Little Bro! Use PokeButt!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used PSYBEAM!
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO's BRAIN couldn't withstand PSYBEAM!
<Lani> Uh oh
<PB Narrator> LITTLE BRO fainted!
<Lani> Go! Lani!
<Mystery03> Psychic!
<PB Narrator> LANI sent out LANI!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used PSYCHIC!
<Lani> Lani! Use Read!
<PB Narrator> LANI used READ!
<Mystery03> Headbutt!
<Lani> Lani! Use IMAGINATION!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY knows what LANI is reading!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY knows what LANI is IMAGINING!
<Lani> Lani! use AOLHOG!
<Mystery03> Dark Mind
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used HEADBUTT!
<Lani> Look out, Lani!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY was hit with recoil!
<PB Narrator> LANI used AOLHOG!
<Mystery03> I don't have AOL!
<Lani> Do you have any hogs?
<PB Narrator> LANI is on AOL!
<Mystery03> Dark Mind..
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used DARK MIND!
<Lani> Lani! Use Kick!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY's MIND is DARK!
<PB Narrator> LANI kicked AOL!
<Mystery03> SCREECH!
<PB Narrator> AOL crashed!
<Lani> Okay..
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used SCREECH!
<PB Narrator> LANI's HP greatly fell!
<Mystery03> slam!
<Lani> Lani! use ignore!
<PB Narrator> LANI ignored MYSTERY's SLAM attack!
<PB Narrator> LANI fainted!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY wins!
<wakuseino> close battle........
<Mystery03> psybeam again!
<Dave>
<Eric, MHE> I think Lani has some of the worst luck I've seen here... French Kiss from a Likitung?! EWWW!! *barfs*
<wakuseino> Sorry, Lani........
<Mystery03> oh... I won!
<Dave> Ummm.....anyone here?
<Eric, MHE> Good fight!
<Lani> Thanks, good job Mystery
<Mystery03> I was so into it...
<Darth Junior> yeah
<Darth Junior> nice shot Myst
<Lani> ::is going to keep coming back to these tournaments until she finally wins::
<Mystery03> not so bad yourself Lani!
<Darth Junior> *sighs figuring he wont get to fight*
<wakuseino> It seems, however, that you always get the strangest battles, Lani.....
Battle #14: The Attack of Nothing February 20, 2000
Participants:
Darth Junior [Record: 0-1-0] ICQ 39321862 | E-Mail | Web Site
Nothing [No Record]
PB Narrator Narrator ICQ 16494224 | E-Mail | Web Site
<PB Narrator> Round 1 : Match 4
<Lani> Yep
<Darth Junior> lol
<wakuseino> Match 4.......
<Eric, MHE> hmm?
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR, please enter the arena!
<Dave> Here ya are. **free!**
<wakuseino> I was right after all!
<Darth Junior> cool
<Lani> This'll be interesting
<Darth Junior> *walks in*
<Eric, MHE> yes it wil.
<PB Narrator> **Please halt all chat at this time**
<Darth Junior> air?
<wakuseino> uhh....
<Darth Junior> oxygen?
<PB Narrator> NOTHING appears!
<wakuseino> ok then....
<PB Narrator> NOTHING says NOTHING!
<Darth Junior> cool
<Dave> I'll fight him!
<Mystery03> ha!
<Dave> ehh....
<Darth Junior> GO NON MECHED LUPUS
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR wants to fight!
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR sent out NON MECHED LUPUS!
<PB Narrator> NOTHING wants to fight!
<PB Narrator> NOTHING sent out NOTHING!
<PB Narrator> NOTHING used NOTHING!
<PB Narrator> It didn't affect NON MECHED LUPUS!
<Dave> This Nothing sounds a lot like Lord Sloth....
<Darth Junior> shoot..… nothing.. with machine gun
<PB Narrator> NON MECHED LUPUS used MACHINE GUN!
<PB Narrator> NOTHING fainted!
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR wins!
<Dave> Errr....
<Eric, MHE> I was good, I didn't say anything. :)
<Darth Junior> go lupus
<Lani> Good job, Darth
<Dave> Huh?
<Eric, MHE> I was the only one not to chat, heehee.
<Mystery03> uh.. great battle...
<Darth Junior> *pats lupus on the head*
<Dave> That was.... strange.....
<Lani> How do you change your nickname in ICQ?
<Darth Junior> *is officially rotflhao*
<Dave> Can't the narrator think up SOMETHING more original?
<Dave> Heh....
<PB Narrator> Can't DAVE resist chatting during battles?
<Dave> HEY!
<Lani> Hehe!
<Darth Junior> lol
<Eric, MHE> Uh....*fears Narrator's wrath against Dave*
<Darth Junior> scathing burn
<Mystery03> LOL
<Dave> AND I'M NOT DAVE!!!
<Lani> Good one
<Darth Junior> to popcorn boy anonymous
<Darth Junior> SODA! SODA!
<wakuseino> hmm...
<Dave> Wanna, fight, Narrator? I would if I didn't already lose....
Battle #15: Cowardly Teleportation
February 20, 2000
Participants:
Eric, MHE [Record: 5-0-0] ICQ 20637547 | E-Mail | Web Site
Mystery03 [Record: 1-0-0] ICQ 60561562 | E-Mail | Web Site
PB Narrator Narrator ICQ 16494224 | E-Mail | Web Site
<PB Narrator> Round 2 : Match 5
<PB Narrator> ERIC, please enter the arena!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY, please enter the arena!
<PB Narrator> ERIC has 3 Pokémon remaining
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY has 2 Pokémon remaining
<Mystery03> You MIGHT be able to borrow my Pokémon Eric...WHAT?
<PB Narrator> **Please halt all chat at this time**
<Mystery03> I'm in!
<Mystery03>
<Mystery03> Hi eric!
<Eric, MHE> Hey Mystery.
<Eric, MHE> What's up?
<Mystery03> so.. the green version champion...
<Eric, MHE> Yes I am. You wish to challenge the great MHE?
<Mystery03> YES!
<Mystery03> Go Velociraptor!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY wants to fight!
<Eric, MHE> Fine, send out your Pokémon and I'll defeat it!
<PB Narrator> ERIC wants to fight!
<Mystery03> Egg snatch!
<Eric, MHE> Go...um...Myotismon!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out Velociraptor!
<PB Narrator> ERIC sent out Myotismon!
<Eric, MHE> This shouldn't be hard, Crimson Lightning attack!
<Mystery03> Dino ram!
<PB Narrator> M-THING used CRIMSON LIGHTNING!
<Mystery03> Dodge it
<PB Narrator> V-THING used DINO RAM!
<PB Narrator> V-THING RAMMED into CRIMSON LIGHTNING!
<Eric, MHE> Myotismon, use I am a Poké-rip off, let's see what it does.
<PB Narrator> V-THING is still standing...
<Mystery03> dig!
<PB Narrator> M-THING is a Poké-rip off!
<PB Narrator> V-THING used DIG!
<PB Narrator> M-THING ripped off the GROUND!
<Eric, MHE> Nightmare claw attack!
<PB Narrator> V-THING is vulnerable!
<Mystery03> Claw shred!
<Eric, MHE> Fly!
<PB Narrator> M-THING used NIGHTMARE CLAW!
<Mystery03> RUN!
<PB Narrator> V-THING ran away!
<Eric, MHE> Ha!
<Mystery03> noooo....
<Mystery03> Go Gila Monster!
<Mystery03> Swipe!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out GILA MONSTER!
<Eric, MHE> Use Mega Drain!
<PB Narrator> GILA MONSTER used SWIPE!
<Mystery03> Block the drain!
<PB Narrator> GILA MONSTER SWIPED M-THING off the GROUND!
<Mystery03> Legendary Flame breath!
<Eric, MHE> Use Mewtwo-like blocking ability!
<PB Narrator> GILA MONSTER used FLAME BREATH!
<Eric, MHE> Form Mega Barrier!
<PB Narrator> M-THING blocked attack!
<Mystery03> Earthquake!
<PB Narrator> M-THING formed a BARRIER!
<wakuseino> uhh... he's not on the ground.....
<Eric, MHE> Stay in the air!
<PB Narrator> GILA MONSTER used EARTHQUAKE!
<Mystery03> Jump!
<Mystery03> Fly!
<PB Narrator> GILA MONSTER hurt ITSELF!
<Eric, MHE> Use...er...Grisly Wing!
<Mystery03> No!
<PB Narrator> M-THING used GRISLY WING!
<Mystery03> Lizard Kick!
<PB Narrator> M-THING flew out of GILA MONSTER's GRASP!
<PB Narrator> ...and into its KICK!
<Eric, MHE> Use energy glast!
<Eric, MHE> blast!
<PB Narrator> M-THING is blasting off again!
<PB Narrator> M-THING fainted!
<Mystery03> Punch!
<Mystery03> Yah!
<Eric, MHE> Gyarados, attack!
<PB Narrator> GILA MONSTER punched itself in its happiness!
<Eric, MHE> Bite!
<Mystery03> Swipe!
<PB Narrator> ERIC sent out GYARADOS!
<Mystery03> Claw smash!
<PB Narrator> GYARADOS BIT GILA MONSTER's CLAW
<Eric, MHE> Use crush!
<PB Narrator> GILA MONSTER fainted!
<Eric, MHE> Oh...belay that!
<Mystery03> Go me!
<Mystery03> psybeam!
<Eric, MHE> Crush Mystery now!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out MYSTERY!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used PSYBEAM!
<Mystery03> Headbutt
<PB Narrator> GYARADOS used HEADBUTT!
<Mystery03> SWORD OF DOOM SLICE!
<Eric, MHE> Gyarados, Dragon Rage!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used SWORD OF DOOM SLICE!
<Mystery03> Now dice!
<PB Narrator> GYARADOS fainted!
<Eric, MHE> What?
<Mystery03> Cut up Eric!
<Eric, MHE> Oh bother...go me!
<Eric, MHE> Block!
<PB Narrator> ERIC sent out ERIC!
<Mystery03> Psychic!
<PB Narrator> ERIC tried to block CUT!
<Eric, MHE> I have a shield...borrowed it from Link
<Eric, MHE> DRAGU SLAVE!!!
<Mystery03> Headbutt!
<PB Narrator> ERIC's hand... oh... um in that case SHIELD was cut in half!
<PB Narrator> ERIC used DRAGU SLAVE!
<Eric, MHE> It's a dark energy blast.
<PB Narrator> ERIC is now a SLAVE!
<Mystery03> Block!
<Eric, MHE> What?! I can't lose!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY BLOCKED ERIC's SLAVERY!
<Mystery03> Sword of doom slice
<PB Narrator> ERIC was FREED!
<Mystery03> no!
<Eric, MHE> I'll hit Mystery with my bag of candy!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used SWORD OF DOOM SLICE!
<Mystery03> Block
<Eric, MHE> EEP!!
<PB Narrator> BAG of CANDY was sliced!
<Eric, MHE> Teleport!
<Mystery03> Eat all the rare candy!
<PB Narrator> ERIC used TELEPORT!
<Eric, MHE> Use...sense of humor!
<PB Narrator> ERIC TELEPORTED away!
<Mystery03> Grim face
<Eric, MHE> NOOO!!!
<Mystery03> ha!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY wins!
<Eric, MHE> I lost....
<Mystery03> YES!!!!!
<Lani> Good job Mystery!
<Darth Junior> great job eric
<Eric, MHE> I knew I couldn't win this tourney.
<Lani> Good job Eric
<Mystery03> Good job ERIC!
<Lani> Congrats, Mystery
<Eric, MHE> Good going Mystery!
<Dave> Hey Eric, My Link says ya gotta buy him a new shield
<Darth Junior> *takes back his twenty bucks from Eric*
<Eric, MHE> Yeah, yeah...
<wakuseino> Eric I'm having trouble too.
<PB Narrator> Eric hasn't yet mastered the art of teleportation... needs more training from Wakuseino...
Battle #16: Mad Dog Battle February 20, 2000
Participants:
Wakuseino [Record: 3-1-0] ICQ 53774268 | E-Mail | Web Site
Darth Junior [Record: 1-1-0] ICQ 39321862 | E-Mail | Web Site
PB Narrator Narrator ICQ 16494224 | E-Mail | Web Site
<PB Narrator> Round 2 : Match 6
<Dave> Whatever.
<Lani> Alright, I think I'll go ahead and add the letters as soon as I figure out how
<Darth Junior> double n's either way
Mystery03 enters the chat
<jrcom> goody!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO, please enter the arena!
<wakuseino> I'm here.
<jrcom> Anyone want to use my Super Jigglypuff?
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR, please enter the arena!
<Dave> *YOSHI threw MARIO off his BACK*
<PB Narrator> **Please halt all chat at this time**
<wakuseino> and am in trouble
<Darth Junior> *walks in dogs on leashes*
<Darth Junior> you like dogs?
<PB Narrator> Wakuseino and Darth each have 2 Pokémon
<Darth Junior> *drops frisket's leash*
Mystery03 enters the chat
<Darth Junior> I do
<Darth Junior> *frisket growls at wak*
<wakuseino> *Wakuseino casts a silence spell on frisket*
<Darth Junior> *has to keep a firm hold on lupus*
<wakuseino> Now I don't have to listen to it.
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR wants to fight!
<Darth Junior> *uses the force (duck tape) and takes the spell of frisket*
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO wants to fight!
<Darth Junior> I wanna fight
<wakuseino> ok then.
<Darth Junior> Frisket
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR STILL wants to fight!
<Darth Junior> MEGA JAW
<wakuseino> unleash your pokemon
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR sent out FRISKET!
<Darth Junior> when he sends it out
<Darth Junior> mine is
<Darth Junior> *motions to frisket*
<wakuseino> Go Kotetsu! Ice Blade!
<Darth Junior> *is holding back lupus with difficulty*
<Darth Junior> MEGAJAWLS
<PB Narrator> FRISKET used MEGAJAWLS!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out KOTETSU!
<Darth Junior> what kind of a Pokémon is that?
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used ICE BLADE!
<wakuseino> Kotetsu return! Go Franchesca!
<PB Narrator> FRISKET is frozen solid!
<wakuseino> Franchesca! Missile launcher!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO withdrew KOTETSU!
<Darth Junior> use hot lick*
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out FRANCH!
<PB Narrator> FRISKET can't move!
<Darth Junior> *sighs*
<Darth Junior> return
<Darth Junior> GO LUPUS
<Darth Junior> MACHINE GUN
<wakuseino> uh...
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR withdrew FRISKET!
<wakuseino> Francheca, Transform into DIVA!
<Darth Junior> diva?
<Darth Junior> the 70's star?
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR sent out LUPUS!
<wakuseino> no...
<Darth Junior> ok
<Darth Junior> whats diva?
<PB Narrator> MACHINE GUN and MISSILE LAUCHER collide!
<wakuseino> Diva as in one of the 5 Goddesses.
<wakuseino> don't ask.
<Darth Junior> oh
<Darth Junior> kool
<PB Narrator> WEAPONS EXPLODE!
<Darth Junior> lupus
<PB Narrator> LUPUS fainted!
<Darth Junior> NOOOO!
<Darth Junior> NOT MECH LUPUS
<PB Narrator> FRANCH fainted!
<wakuseino> trap......
<wakuseino> ....
<wakuseino> what the...
<Darth Junior> hammer to free frisket
<wakuseino> Franchesca......
<wakuseino> I knew I wasn't jealous enough....
<Darth Junior> what the franchesca?
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR sent out unfrozen FRISKET!
<Darth Junior> I prefer pat sajack but whatever
<wakuseino> Go Kotetsu! Phoenix Arrow!
<Darth Junior> BITE
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out KOTETSU!
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used PHOENIX ARROW!
<Darth Junior> uh oh
<Darth Junior> not again
<PB Narrator> FRISKET bit PHOENIX ARROW!
<wakuseino> Kotetsu! Demon Sickle!
<PB Narrator> FRISKET's HP greatly fell!
<Darth Junior> umm
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used DEMON SICKLE!
<Darth Junior> JUMP AND BITE FRISKET
<Darth Junior> *takes off lupus' gun turret*
<PB Narrator> FRISKET JUMPED and BIT DEMON SICKLE!
<Darth Junior> *puts it on frisket*
<PB Narrator> FRISKET fainted!
<Darth Junior> DARTH JUNIOR sent out DARTH JUNIOR!*steals all the guns*
<Darth Junior> go me
<Darth Junior> JR SABERSLASH
<wakuseino> Kotetsu... Ice Blade!
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR used JR SABERSLASH!
<Darth Junior> SR SABERSLASH
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used ICE BLADE!
<wakuseino> Phoenix Arrow!
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR and WAKUSEINO blades LOCKED TOGETHER!
<wakuseino> Dream Mace!
<Darth Junior> MACHINE GUN
<Darth Junior> TRI ROCKET LAUNCHER
<PB Narrator> BLADES are still LOCKED!
<wakuseino> Kotetsu! kick him!
<wakuseino> Then use the Phoenix Arrow!
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU used KICK!
<Darth Junior> jump back
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR evaded attack!
<Darth Junior> machine gun
<Darth Junior> please work
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR sheathed BLADE!
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR used MACHINE GUN!
<Darth Junior> good
<Darth Junior> thats a plus
<wakuseino> Kotetsu.... Illusion Clone!
<PB Narrator> KOTETSU fainted!
<wakuseino> ...
<wakuseino> Uh oh...
<wakuseino> Go me!
<Darth Junior> switch guns to tri rocket launcher
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out WAKUSEINO!
<wakuseino> Barrier Shield!
<Darth Junior> tri rockets times 3
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO set up BARRIER!
<wakuseino> Teleport!
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR used TRI ROCKETS X3!
<wakuseino> Hallucination Multiplication!
<Darth Junior> use TRUE SIGHT FORCE POWER
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR's attack missed!
<wakuseino> You don't understand...
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR was hit with recoil!
<wakuseino> the hallucinations can hurt you too.
<Darth Junior> great
<Darth Junior> uhhh
ALC (=^.^=) enters the chat
<Darth Junior> put away gun
<wakuseino> Seventh Dragon......
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR puts away GUN!
<Darth Junior> use jr saberslash
<wakuseino> Setsuna! Flame Flash!
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR used JR SABER SLASH!
<Darth Junior> hey
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR was blocked by a WALL OF FLAMES!
<Darth Junior> isnt that a 3 pokemon?
<wakuseino> no...
<wakuseino> it's a spell.
<Darth Junior> *shakes his head not knowing why the heck he said setsuna*
<Darth Junior> *continues anyway
<wakuseino> Teleport!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used TELEPORT!
<wakuseino> Icicle Flow!
<Darth Junior> SR SABERSLASH
<Darth Junior> ROLL TO RIGHT
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used ICICLE FLOW!
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR SLASHED ICICLES!
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR ROLLED to the RIGHT!
<Darth Junior> CHARGE WAKY
<wakuseino> Demon Gate!
<PB Narrator> ...off of CLIFF!
<wakuseino> ....
<Darth Junior> cliff
<wakuseino> uhh...
<jrcom> YAY!!!!!
<PB Narrator> DARTH JUNIOR fainted!
<Darth Junior> who put that there?
<Lani> The cliff again
<Eric, MHE> Whoo!! Good fight Wakuseino!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO wins!
<Darth Junior> LANI
<wakuseino> I won't use Demon Gate after all....
<Lani> FB put the cliff there
<Darth Junior> IM GONNA KILL YOU
<Lani> No! it was Fb!
<jrcom> 3x for killing people!
<Mystery03> Good job Wak... It's easier to call you Wak...
<Darth Junior> *strangles Lani to death*
<jrcom> Go Cliff!!!
<jrcom> Yay!
<Dave> Eric! Wanna know the Pokémon that was "right up your alley" before?
<Lani> Stop! Fb put it there!
<Pokeman> What's wrong with that CLIFF!?! It beat the Doompuff, Lani, and now Darth Junior!
Battle #17: Warriors without Pokémon
February 20, 2000
Participants:
Wakuseino [Record: 4-1-0] ICQ 53774268 | E-Mail | Web Site
Mystery03 [Record: 2-0-0] ICQ 60561562 | E-Mail | Web Site
PB Narrator Narrator ICQ 16494224 | E-Mail | Web Site
<PB Narrator> Round 3 : Match 7
<Lani> Oops, how'd Darth end up down there
<Darth Junior> *throws it back up at jr*
<PB Narrator> Final Battle
<wakuseino> again?!!
<Eric, MHE> And he's at it again!
<Mystery03> No pokemon?
<jrcom> yeah, I caught Darth Junior and Godzilla!
<Dave> **RAMPAGE WORLD TOUR! for N64!**
<Pokeman> MEW LORD used HAMPSTER BALL! It had No EFFECT!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO, please enter the arena!
<Darth Junior> *breaks free*
<wakuseino> 0, 0
<Eric, MHE> Wakuseino vs. Mystery! Good Luck both of you.
<wakuseino> I'm here as usual.
<Dave> Ack! ads!
<Darth Junior> *puts jr in a pokeball*
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY03, please enter the arena!
<Lani> What if the Jigglypuff of Doom walks up darth's ramp?
<Mystery03> I'm in!
<Dave> I HATE ADS!
<Darth Junior> *burys the pokeball*
<jrcom> Can I battle?
<PB Narrator> Both trainers have no available Pokémon
<Darth Junior> *under cement
<Darth Junior> *in a well
<jrcom> Hes not here.
<PB Narrator> **Please halt all chat at this time**
<Mystery03> Great
<Mystery03> sigh
<wakuseino> go me! Hallucination Multiplication!
<Mystery03> Poor Myst
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO wants to fight!
<Pokeman> I'll give my Pokémon to wakuseino, she beat me
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY wants to fight!
<wakuseino> *sighs*
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO sent out WAKUSEINO!
<Mystery03> Go me! Sword of Doom slice on his leaf sword!
<wakuseino> everyone thinks I'm a she....
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sent out MYSTERY!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used HALLUCINATION MULTIPLICATION!
<wakuseino> Teleport!
<Mystery03> Psybeam
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO's EVADE greatly rose!
<wakuseino> Demon Gate!
<Mystery03> Headbutt
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used PSYBEAM!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY's attack missed!
<Mystery03> block it!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used DEMON GATE!
<wakuseino> Icicle Flow!
<PB Narrator> DEMON GATE was BLOCKED from OPENING!
<Darth Junior>
<Mystery03> Psybeam
<wakuseino> ......
<wakuseino>
<wakuseino> Teleport!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used ICICLE FLOW!
<Mystery03> Block
<wakuseino> Fire Blast!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used PSYBEAM!
<Mystery03> Headbutt
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used HEADBUTT into FIRE BLAST!
<wakuseino> Secret Technique....
<Mystery03> No
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY's life force is running out!
<Mystery03> Put out the flames
<Mystery03> Water gun
<wakuseino> Vine Ebtangle!
<wakuseino> err...
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY used WATER GUN!
<wakuseino> Entange!
<Mystery03> Sword of doom slice
<wakuseino> agh!
<PB Narrator> VINE ENTANGLED MYSTERY!
<wakuseino> Teleport!
<wakuseino> thank you!
<PB Narrator> VINE was showered with WATER!
<PB Narrator> VINE is getting pumped!
<Mystery03> Sword of doom slice
<PB Narrator> SWORD OF DOOM sliced through VINE!
<wakuseino> Vine, grow thorns!
<Mystery03> slice thorns!
<wakuseino> Icicle Flow!
<PB Narrator> VINE, not being a Pokémon in the first place, FAINTED!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY sliced NOTHING!
<Mystery03> Slice wak!
<PB Narrator> NOTHING is ENRAGED!
<wakuseino> uhh...
<PB Narrator> NOTHING did NOTHING about it!
<Mystery03> Rare candy?
<wakuseino> it wasn't me...
<Mystery03> Friends?
<wakuseino> Death Master!
<wakuseino> Pestilence!
<Mystery03> Slice the death!
<PB Narrator> OAK: MYSTERY, this is not the time to use that!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO used PESTILENCE!
<Mystery03> Block
<Mystery03> slice it
<PB Narrator> PESTILENCE could not be BLOCKED!
<PB Narrator> or SLICED!
<PB Narrator> MYSTERY fainted!
<PB Narrator> WAKUSEINO wins!
<Eric, MHE> Uh...Doompuff is Death's Master now.
<Darth Junior> GO WAKU!
<Mystery03> No....
<Darth Junior> GO WAKU!
<wakuseino> I'm..... alive...
<Eric, MHE> Well fought...
<Mystery03> OH WELL
<wakuseino> Death Master is the name of a crystal....
<Darth Junior> WAKU!WAKU!WAKU!
At this point, the power of Narration was bestowed upon Wakuseino for the remainder of the session (50 minutes). The following battles count as official Green Version battles and the records of all participating trainers were affected.
Battle #18: The New Narrator February 20, 2000
Participants:
Eric, MHE [Record: 5-1-0] ICQ 20637547 | E-Mail | Web Site
Jrcom [No Record] ICQ 52575262 | E-Mail
Wakuseino Narrator ICQ 53774268 | E-Mail | Web Site
Contains Level 2 Language (Moderate Expletives)
<wakuseino> Ok, Eric, please enter the arena!
<jrcom> You will let me fight first!
<Eric, MHE> All right! I'm in!
<Dave> Me too!
<wakuseino> JRCOM , please enter the arena!
<Dave> ME ME!
<jrcom> YAY!!!
<Dave> Aw!
<Eric, MHE> Ok Newbie, I'm taking you out!
<Dave> Nuts!
<jrcom> Go Jigglypuff!!!
<Eric, MHE> Go Doompuff!
<jrcom> I'm known as Jigglypuff at my house.
<wakuseino> JRCOM wants to fight!
<Eric, MHE> Doompuff, use Power Crush!
<jrcom> Jigglypuff Master that is.
<wakuseino> JRCOM sends out JIGGLYPUFF!
Mystery03 enters the chat
<wakuseino> ERIC wants to fight!
<jrcom> Jigglypuff, POWER MEGA POUND!!!
<Eric, MHE> Ok, go Tankorr!
<wakuseino> JIGGLYPUFF uses MEGA POUND!
<jrcom> POWER mega pound.
<Eric, MHE> Can't hurt a tank that way! Tankorr, pulverize!
<wakuseino> on NOTHING!
<wakuseino> ERIC sends out TANKORR!
<jrcom> UGH!!!
<jrcom> Drat.
<wakuseino> TANKORR used PULVERIZE!
<jrcom> Pokeball go!
<wakuseino> TANKORR PULVERIZED POKEBALL!
<Eric, MHE> Use lazer bolt!
<jrcom> (I'm daring to make the same mistake Pokeman made)
<jrcom> Master ball go!
<wakuseino> TANKORR used LAZER BOLT!
<wakuseino> OAK: JRCOM! Now is not the time to use that!
<Eric, MHE> Steam Roll 'em!
<jrcom> NO!!!
<wakuseino> LAZER BOLT HIT OAK!
<wakuseino> OAK fainted!
<Eric, MHE> Hmm?
<Eric, MHE> Uh-oh...
<jrcom> Yay!
<Eric, MHE> oh, good.
<jrcom> Oak, kill Eric's Tankorr!
<wakuseino> TANKORR used STEAM ROLL!
<Eric, MHE> Run over jrcom and his Jigglypuff!
<jrcom> Jigglypuff, KILL!!!
<wakuseino> TANKORR STEAM ROLLS ROAD!
<jrcom> Yay!
<Eric, MHE> Tankorr's 10 tons of metal, you can't kill that with a Jigglypuff.
<wakuseino> ERIC, use next POKEMON?
<Eric, MHE> Ok...let me think...
<Eric, MHE> Royal Kingler!~
<jrcom> Hooray!
<jrcom> NOO!
<Eric, MHE> Crab-crush!
<jrcom> Hehe...
<wakuseino> ERIC sent out ROYAL KINGLER!
<wakuseino> ERIC used CRAB-CRUSH!
<Eric, MHE> What?!
<Eric, MHE> Oh bother...
<wakuseino> ERIC crushed CRAB!
<jrcom> Jigglypuff, Use your rest right next to royal kingler, that should make him fall off the arena!
<Eric, MHE> Royal Kingler, use Crabhammer on enemy Jigglypuff.
<jrcom> :-)
<wakuseino> JIGGLYPUFF used REST!
<wakuseino> JIGGLYPUFF FELL ASLEEP
<wakuseino> ROYAL KINGLER used CRABHAMMER!
<jrcom> And what about Royal Kingler?
<jrcom> NOOOO!
<jrcom> Dang!
<wakuseino> JIGGLYPUFF woke up!
<Eric, MHE> Royal Kingler use water gun attack!
<wakuseino> JIGGLYPUFF is annoyed!
<jrcom> Goody....
<jrcom> Uh oh...!
<wakuseino> ROYAL KINGLER used WATER GUN!
<jrcom> Jigglypuff! Use your ANNOYING DANCE!
<wakuseino> JRCOM is DRENCHED!
<Eric, MHE> Stomp Jigglypuff in the dirt!
<wakuseino> JIGGLYPUFF used ANNOYING DANCE!
<jrcom> I already TOOK A BATH!!!!
<Eric, MHE> Royal Kingler, not me.
<jrcom> GRRRR!!!!!
<wakuseino> JIGGLYPUFF annoyed itself!
<jrcom> Master ball Catch Royal Kingler!!!
<Eric, MHE> You can't use capture balls in battle!
<wakuseino> JRCOM used MASTER BALL!
<jrcom> So?
<Eric, MHE> Royal Kingler, Hyper Beam!
<wakuseino> JRCOM was CAUGHT!
<jrcom> NOOOOO!!!!
<Eric, MHE> Ooh.
<Eric, MHE> heeheehee!
<jrcom> Drat.
<wakuseino> give nickname to JRCOM?
Pegasus enters the chat
<jrcom> Get me out Jigglypuff!!!
<Eric, MHE> Hey Mysookie.
<wakuseino> ERIC wins!
<jrcom> Drat!!! &$#!)@&%!*%$)@#!&$!@#*$
<jrcom> Crap!
<Dave> Can I battle Eric?
<Eric, MHE> Not bad...for a newbie.
<Pokeman> that was short..
<Lani> May I please battle, Mr. Wakuseino Narrator?
Battle #19: Cliff Conflict February 20, 2000
Participants:
Lani [Record: 0-3-0] ICQ 58941592 | E-Mail
Dave (Popcorn Man) [Record: 1-2-0] ICQ 58910211 | E-Mail
Wakuseino Narrator ICQ 53774268 | E-Mail | Web Site
<wakuseino> LANI, please enter the arena!
<PB Narrator> 38 minutes remaining
<Dave> ***bows***
<Lani> Wahoo!
<Dave> Please?
<Pegasus> hi, sorry I'm late
<wakuseino> POPCORN MAN, please enter the arena!
<Dave> Yay!
<Lani> I'm not touching your Popcorn this time, Dave
<Mystery03> This'll be good
<jrcom> *gets out of the pokeball* I'll never use a Pokeball or Masterball in the pokebattles again!!!!!!!!!
<Dave> I'm gonna beat you again!
<jrcom> :-
<jrcom> )
<Dave> LET'S GO!!!
<Eric, MHE> *halt all chat, please*
<Dave> Go, GODZILLA!
<wakuseino> POPCORN MAN wants to fight!
<Lani> Let's battle
<wakuseino> LANI wants to fight!
<wakuseino> POPCORN MAN sent out GODZILLA!
<Lani> Go Ash!
<jrcom> And Ash!
<wakuseino> LANI sent out ASH!
<Dave> Toyko attack NOW!
<jrcom> And Godzilla!
<Lani> Ash! use IHAVETWOBADGES!
<wakuseino> GODZILLA destroyed TOKYO!
<wakuseino> but missed ASH!
<Dave> Heh....oops...
<Lani> hehe
<Dave> EAT ASH!!!
<wakuseino> ASH used IHAVETWOBADGES!
<jrcom> NOOOO!!!!
<Dave> Ignore him!
<wakuseino> GODZILLA doesn't care!
<jrcom> er....
<Dave> EAT ASH!!!
<wakuseino> ASH is too small to eat!
<Lani> Ash! Use Annoy!
<Dave> Arrhgh!
<Dave> COVER EARS!
<wakuseino> ASH used ANNOY!
<Dave> Then stomp ASH!
<wakuseino> It had no effect!
<Lani> Ash! Use Capture!
<wakuseino> ASH used CAPTURE!
<Dave> Ha! Stomp!
<wakuseino> ASH CAPTURED GODZILLA!
<Dave> RETURN!
<Dave> ARRGH!
<wakuseino> GODZILLA broke free!
<Lani> grr!
<Dave> Heh!
<wakuseino> GODZILLA lands on ASH!
<Dave> Too bad!
<Lani> Ash! use GS Ball!
<Dave> Yah!
<Lani> Ash! Squirm out!
<wakuseino> ASH fainted! use next Pokémon?
Mystery03 enters the chat
<Dave> Godzillz, return!
<Lani> Yes! Comm34cial! go!
<Dave> errr....Godzilla
<Lani> I mean Commercial
<wakuseino> LANI sent out COMMERCIAL!
<Dave> Go, SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH!
<Lani> Commercial! THIRST IS EVERYTHING!
<wakuseino> POPCORN MAN withdrew GODZILLA!
<Dave> Use MAGIC!
<wakuseino> POPCORN MAN sent out SABRINA!
<wakuseino> COMMERCIAL used THIRST IS BLABLAH!
<Dave> Turn Commercial into a toad!
<Lani> Commercial! Use OBEYYOUR THIRST!
<wakuseino> SABRINA used TRANSFORM!
<Lani> Ack, that's your
<wakuseino> SABRINA transformed into THIRST!
<Lani> hehe!
<Dave> Errr....Change into a Tank!
<Lani> Commercial! use Got Milk?
<wakuseino> THIRST took over a TANK!
<wakuseino> TANK is THIRSTY!
<Dave> Hee! Cannon fire on Commercal!
<Lani> Commercial! Use Trip!
<wakuseino> THIRST hit COMMERCIAL!
<Dave> Ha!
<wakuseino> COMMERCIAL is THIRSTY!
<Dave> Can't trip a tank!
<Lani> Commerical,use GOT MILK!
<wakuseino> COMMERCIAL needs water, badly!
<Lani> Drink the milk,Commercial!
<Dave> hee!
<wakuseino> COMMERCIAL drank MILK!
<wakuseino> MILK was POISONED!
<wakuseino> COMMERCIAL fainted!
<Dave> AH HA HA HA HA!!!
<Lani> Lani! go!
<wakuseino> THIRST fainted!
<Dave> ACK!
<Dave> Go....YOSHI!
<Lani> Lani! Use Fly!
<wakuseino> hmm...
<wakuseino> isn't that 3?
<Lani> No
<Lani> Oh,it is
<Dave> Who said I can't use 3?
<wakuseino> YOSHI was disqualified!
<Lani> You used Sabrina
<Lani> Yes!
<Dave> You sure didn't say that!
<wakuseino> same rules as before....
<wakuseino> you should have expected that.
<Lani> Lani! Use Cliff!
<Dave> Fine then. FLY!
<wakuseino> LANI fell off CLIFF!
<Lani> Lani! FLY!
<wakuseino> LANI use FLY!
<Dave> AH HA HA HA! Kick her back down!
<wakuseino> LANI flew!
<Dave> Hee Hee!
<Lani> Lani! Fly to Dave's house!
<wakuseino> POCORN MAN kicked CLIFF!
<Dave> Errr... FLY!
<wakuseino> CLIFF is annoyed!
<Dave> BOMB CLIFF!
<wakuseino> CLIFF used PEOPLE EATER!
<Lani> Oh..don't annoy the cliff
<Dave> FLY AWAY!!!
<wakuseino> CLIFF ate DAVE!
<wakuseino> CLIFF ate LANI!
<Dave> Whew...good thing I AM NOT DAVE!!!
<Lani> Lani! use Kick!
<wakuseino> ERR... POPCORN MAN!
<Dave> Burst out!
<Dave> Chilli pepper!
<wakuseino> CLIFF is being eroded!
<Lani> Kick its stomach! Give it a stomach ache!
<wakuseino> CLIFF breaks!
<Dave> Fire blast! make it sneeze!
<Dave> FLY!!!
<Lani> Yes! FLY!
<Dave> FLY NOW!!!
<Lani> Hey,Dave/Popcorn Man?
<wakuseino> SEA swallows LANI and POPCORN MAN!
<Dave> LIFESAVER!
<Lani> Oh boy. SURF!
<wakuseino> POPCORN MAN fainted!
<Dave> WHAT?!
<Lani> Do I win?
<wakuseino> LANI fainted!
<wakuseino> SEA wins!
<Eric, MHE> Lani, you...tied! It's a step up!!
<Dave> Errr....
<Lani> Oh well. So close that time
<jrcom> Eeek!
<PB Narrator> first green version draw... ever
<Lani> True, Eric
<Dave> Stupid sea...
<Pegasus> I think Lani should've won.
<Mystery03> Almost won, Lani...
<Lani> Thanks. Good job, Dave/Popcorn Dude
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