Green Version Battles #22-27

<< Battles #22-27

Battle #28: Vehicle Chaos May 6, 2000
Participants:
Flashfire [Record: 2-0-0] ICQ 47582292
Lani [Record: 2-3-1] ICQ 58941592
72636946 (PokéMAN) [Record: 0-1-0] ICQ 72636946
PB Narrator Narrator ICQ 16494224

<Whatever>
<PB Narrator> Pokeman will join the championship fight
<Pokeman> Heh heh You're a celebrity.. you're like the Evoluman.. er.. Da evoluman..
<Lani> Oh.
<Flashfire> Pokeman is in here?
<Pokeman> Woah, sweet!
<72636946> wooHoo!
<The Popcorn Man> Bring ERIC in! He deserves to fight!
<Pokeman> Wait, you mean me, right?
<72636946> this 3way should be fun.
<Lani> No,the other PokeMan
<Pokeman> Not PokeMAN, Pokeman.. right?
<Mystery03> Mew Lord is POkeman!
<PB Narrator> no, I mean PokeMAN
<The Popcorn Man> ERIC! ERIC! ERIC! ERIC! ERIC! ERIC! ERIC!
<Pokeman> Ah.. my bad..
<Eric, MHE> Popcorn, let it rest.
<PB Narrator> :40
<72636946> I'm PokeMAN!
<Flashfire> Can't see him...
<The Popcorn Man> Fine.
<Mr.Saturn> hey
<Lani> Dum,dum,dum
<The Popcorn Man> *rests*
<Mr.Saturn> WHAT ABOUT MEE?
<72636946> MAN in caps.
<Wakuseino> go Lani!!!!
<Mystery03> Oh... never mind...
<Lani> Still two Pokémon, Mr. Narrator?
<Mr.Saturn> AND LITTLE NESS?
<Eric, MHE> I'll fight if PBNarrator allows me.
<The Popcorn Man> I love puns, and yet I hate them...
<Mr.Saturn> doesnt he look sleep deprived?
<The Popcorn Man> *gets up*
<Mr.Saturn> i mean fight deprived?
<The Popcorn Man> It's 11:19 over here.
<PB Narrator> Final Round : Final Battle
<The Popcorn Man> I'm a little tired...
<Mystery03> Cheese anyone?
<Lani> Two Pokémon?
<Pokeman> ME!
<Wakuseino> ... may Lani become a narrator.
<Mr.Saturn> i LIKE chees
<The Popcorn Man> *opens up dramatic music file*
<Lani> Thanks
<Mystery03> *Tosses cheese to Mew Lord*
<PB Narrator> Lani [2-3-1] VS. Flashfire [2-0-0] VS. PokeMAN [0-1-0]
<72636946> v
<Mr.Saturn> vs darth saturn?
<Lani> Hehe, will try and do
<PB Narrator> LANI, please enter the parking lot!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE, please enter the parking lot!
<Wakuseino> hey...
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN, please enter the parking lot!
<Lani> Heya,ar
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN was hit by a CAR!
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN fainted!
<Flashfire> Hi all
<Lani> That was quick
<Flashfire> Owch..
<Lani> Owie
<Pokeman> Uh.. owchie..(SORRY!!! DON"T HIT ME!)
<Lani> I guess it's just us now, Flashfire/fyre
<72636946> killerKnight!
<Flashfire> And the final battle is still in the parking lot...couldn't we have it in a multistory one? Heh
<Flashfire> Yeah..
<72636946> i didn't faint!
<Lani> How about we have the battle in a shopping mall?
<72636946> i didn't get hit by a car either!
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN is correct!
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN wants to fight!
<Lani> Fine!
<Flashfire> What did he say?
<72636946> Darn right i do!
<Lani> He wants to fight
<PB Narrator> LANI wants to fight!
<Flashfire> I got that bit..
<Flashfire> Ok with me
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE wants to fight!
<Lani> Go! COMMERCIAL!
<72636946> go... uh, BankRobber!
<PB Narrator> LANI sent out COMMERCIAL!
<Flashfire> Go Jolteon
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN sent out BANKROBBER!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE sent out JOLTEON!
<Lani> COMMERCIAL, use SING!
<Flashfire> Jolteon use Thunder
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used SING!
<PB Narrator> BANKROBBER fell asleep!
<72636946> use Swipe-all-the-money-and-get-rich
<PB Narrator> JOLTEON used THUNDER!
<Lani> Yes!
<PB Narrator> BANKROBBER fainted!
<72636946> no he didn't!
<Flashfire> Yes!
<Lani> COMMERCIAL, use SING on JOLTEON!
<72636946> *grrrr*
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN is confused!
<72636946> huh?
<Flashfire> Jolteon, continue Thunder - block the noise out
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN threw himself in front of a TRUCK in his confusion!
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN fainted!
<Flashfire> Twice...heh
<Lani> Hehe
<72636946> I did not!!!
<PB Narrator> JOLTEON used THUNDER!
<Lani> ...
<PB Narrator> JOLTEON's attack missed!
<72636946> Amazing! a talking comatose person!
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN has a POINT!
<Flashfire> Not the most accuracy...dang
<Lani> COMMERCIAL, use IT'S MINE!
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN isn't FAINTED!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used IT'S MINE!
<72636946> Besides, I'm invincible! (sorta)
<Flashfire> Jolteon, use No It's MINE
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL announced that the TRUCK was LANI's!
<Lani> You betcha!
<PB Narrator> JOLTEON used ARGUE!
<PB Narrator> It's not very effective...
<Lani> I got it at that used car lot..
<72636946> go, lawyer!
<Lani> Good deal too
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN sent out LAWYER!
<72636946> confuse the jolteon!
<Flashfire> JoltEr...Jolteon, use Mimic
<PB Narrator> LAWYER used CONFUSE!
<Lani> COMMERCIAL! Use FIRE SAFETY!
<PB Narrator> It didn't affect enemy JOLTEON!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used FIRE SAFETY!
<Flashfire> Jolteon, use Knowledge
<PB Narrator> LAWYER disobeyed commercial!
<PB Narrator> LAWYER set himself on FIRE!
<PB Narrator> LAWYER fainted!
<72636946> and then investigate cruel marketing tactics of the commercial.
<Flashfire> How many is that now?
<Lani> Yes!
<PB Narrator> JOLTEON used KNOWLEDGE!
<Lani> COMMERCIAl,now use INSURANCE!
<72636946> alright, go me!
<Flashfire> Jolteon, use I'm Insured!
<PB Narrator> JOLTEON knows that PokeMAN is going to faint soon!
<72636946> Use XRayVision!
<Flashfire> He already did?
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used INSURANCE!
<72636946> investigate the commercial
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL INSURED that PokeMAN would faint soon!
<Flashfire> Hehe
<Lani> COMMERCIAL, use BREAK!
<PB Narrator> Nearby AIRPLANE landed on PokeMAN!
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN fainted!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used BREAK!
<72636946> PokeMAN can only be affected by Pokenite!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL BROKE JOLTEON in HALF!
<PB Narrator> JOLTEON didn't die!
<Lani> Now use THESE MESSAGES!
<PB Narrator> JOLTEON fainted!
<Lani> YES!
<Flashfire> Jolteon, use Thundershock while Commercial is doing nothiOwch...Noo!
<Flashfire> (...)
<72636946> the FAA is investigating the AIRPLANE and will revoke its LICENSE!
<Flashfire> Go....Repair Man!
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN's BODY was run over by another CAR!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE sent out REPAIR MAN!
<Lani> COMMERCIAL! Use JEEP!
<72636946> The car didn't have Pokenite so PokeMAN is alive!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used JEEP!
<Flashfire> Repair Man! Use De-Repair!
<72636946> PokeMAN is contacting the dept. of transportation!
<PB Narrator> REPAIR MAN used De-Repair!
<PB Narrator> REPAIR MAN forgot how to REPAIR things!
<Flashfire> Wha?
<PB Narrator> JEEP ran over PokeMAN's body!
<Lani> COMMERCIAL, try using TEN CENTS A MINUTE!
<Flashfire> Repair man, use Not Interested!
<72636946> the Jeep doesn't have a valid drivers license.
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL used TEN CENTS A MINUTE!
<72636946> Police arrested Jeep
<PB Narrator> REPAIR MAN wasn't interested in the DIME that was flying toward his FACE!
<Lani> COMMERCIAL, return! Go! EVIL PIKAPUFF of DEATH!
<PB Narrator> REPAIR MAN is in critical condition!
<Flashfire> Urhh
<Flashfire> Go Me
<PB Narrator> LANI withdrew COMMERCIAL!
<PB Narrator> LANI sent out EVIL PIKAPUFF of DEATH!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE sent out FLASHFIRE!
<Lani> EVIL PIKA, use SONG OF DEATH on REPAIR MAN!
<Lani> Oops
<72636946> PokeMAN used NarratoVision(TM)! He is the new narrator! PB narrator turned into a ball of lint!
<Lani> EVIL PIKA, use SONG OF DEATH on FLASHFIRE!
<Flashfire> Me, use Flashfire!
<PB Narrator> EVIL PIKA used SONG OF DEATH on PokeMAN!
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN fainted again!
<72636946> again?
<Flashfire> Will he die? Tune in next attack...
<Lani> EVIL PIKA, try using SONG OF DEATH on FLASHFIRE!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE used FLASHFIRE!
<72636946> PokeMAN was renamed Mark Dent.
<PB Narrator> EVIL PIKA burst into FLAMES!
<72636946> Mark Dent is still alive!
<Lani> Drat!
<PB Narrator> EVIL PIKA fell onto PokeMAN!
<Flashfire> Me, use Melody of Death!
<PB Narrator> EVIL PIKA fainted!
<PB Narrator> PokeMAN fainted!
<Flashfire> Yes!
<72636946> There is no pokeMAN.
<Lani> GO! COMMERCIAL!
<72636946> But there is a markdent!
<PB Narrator> LANI sent out COMMERCIAL!
<Flashfire> Me! Use Roast!
<Lani> COMMERCIAL, use ANNOYING JINGLE!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE used ROAST!
<PB Narrator> LANI's TELEVISION was ROASTED!
<PB Narrator> COMMERCIAL disappeared!
<72636946> use Citizens arrest on FlashFire on charges of arson!
<Flashfire> Yes!
<Lani> NOOO! NOT THE TV!
<Lani> Grr.. Go! Me!
<PB Narrator> LANI sent out LANI!
<Lani> LANI, use BOOKTHROW!
<PB Narrator> LANI used BOOKTHROW!
<Flashfire> Me, use Bookshelf!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE caught BOOKS in BOOKSHELF!
<72636946> PokeMAN died!
<Flashfire> Throw it back!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE's KNOWLEDGE greatly rose!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE threw BOOKS!
<Lani> Ack, LANI! Use SING!
<PB Narrator> LANI SANG as BOOKS smashed into her FACE!
<72636946> PokeMAN is Death! go, cereal killer.
<PB Narrator> LANI needs FOOD, badly!
<Flashfire> Me! Use Flashfire again!
<Lani> LANI! EAT FLASHFIRE!
<72636946> kill the cereal commercial on lanis TV
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE used FLASHFIRE!
<PB Narrator> LANI ate the flames!
<Lani> Yummy
<PB Narrator> LANI is BURNING from the inside!
<Flashfire> Ack… yes?
<Lani> LANI! DRINK WATER!
<PB Narrator> LANI's attack rose!
<PB Narrator> LANI's HP is falling!
<PB Narrator> LANI used DRINK!
<Flashfire> Flashfire! Use Fire Blast!
<Lani> LANI! DRINK some SUPER POTION!
<PB Narrator> LANI drank FIRE!
<PB Narrator> LANI used DRINK!
<PB Narrator> LANI drank SUPER POTION!
<Lani> Yumm.. potion.. good..
<PB Narrator> ...but POTION was POISONED!
<PB Narrator> LANI is in critical condition!
<Flashfire> Hmm...Me, use Quick Attack!
<Lani> Always poison!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE used QUICK ATTACK!
<Lani> LANI! USE KICK!
<72636946> HAHA! Death has come for u!
<72636946> use kill on Lani.
<PB Narrator> LANI blocked QUICK ATTACK with her LEG!
<Flashfire> Use Slash!
<Lani> LANI use SING!
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE used SLASH!
<72636946> Death was renamed Dead Corpse!
<PB Narrator> LANI SANG as she was SLASHED!
<72636946> Dead CORPSE is DEAD!
<72636946> ...
<PB Narrator> LANI fainted!
<72636946> ...
<PB Narrator> FLASHFIRE wins!
<Wakuseino> ...Otaku... aku... must... die...
<Lani> Oh well, knew it wouldn't last
<Mystery03> Too bad Lani... you were on a winning streak too
<Lani> Congrats, Flash
<72636946> DeadCorpse is really PokeMAN!!
<Flashfire> I won! Good battle Lani..
<72636946> bye
<Pokeman> Well, good Job everyone..
<Flashfire> ^I
<Wakuseino> That's it, someone has to kill off Otaku.
<Wakuseino> he's too dangerous.
<Lani> I will!
<PB Narrator> Flashfire, you have 20 minutes to narrate - change your text color to red

Battle #29: War of Attrition May 6, 2000
Participants:
Mystery03 [Record: 2-3-0] ICQ 60561562
Wakuseino [Record: 6-2-0] ICQ 53774268
Flashfire Narrator ICQ 47582292

<Flashfire> Next Battle: Mystery03 vs. Wakuseino
<Wakuseino> just a sec...
<Mystery03> Ah... yes...
<Pokeman> Hmmph~ I said it first!
<Wakuseino> there...
<Mystery03> Are we in the parking lot?
<PB Narrator> *halt chat*
<Wakuseino> I just healed my Pokémon.
<Wakuseino> you should do the same.
<Mystery03> I already did
<Wakuseino> ok then.
<Wakuseino> then I'll just torch the tree..
<Wakuseino> Flame Flash on tree!
<Wakuseino> and begin the battle.
<Flashfire> MYSTERY, please enter the parking lot!
<Mystery03> I am in
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO, please enter the parking lot (used car lot?)!
<Wakuseino> who cares which?
<Wakuseino> I'm here.
<Mystery03> Wak, you may have the leaf sword, but I have...
<Mystery03> THE SWORD OF DOOM!
<Wakuseino> you have...
<Flashfire> MYSTERY has the SWORD of DOOM?!
<Wakuseino> Oh well, I have a Chaos Manowar.
<Mystery03> Yes
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO has the CHAOS MANOWAR!
<Mystery03> ...
<Mystery03> So!
<Flashfire> MYSTERY wants to fight!
<Wakuseino> ok, let's being then.
<Mystery03> Go Lickitung!
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO wants to fight!
<Wakuseino> Go Chaos Manowar!
<Flashfire> MYSTERY sent out LICKITUNG!
<Wakuseino> Manowar, use holding spell!
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO sent out MANOWAR!
<Mystery03> Use mono!
<Flashfire> MANOWAR used HOLDING SPELL!
<Flashfire> MANOWAR held LICKITUNG!
<Flashfire> LICKITUNG used MONO!
<Wakuseino> now then Manowar, use PICKUP!
<Flashfire> MANOWAR was unaffected!
<Mystery03> poison him with your tongue
<Flashfire> MANOWAR used PICKUP!
<Wakuseino> now Manowar, float over an ocean.
<Flashfire> LICKITUNG used POISON!
<Wakuseino> wait...
<Flashfire> LICKITUNG poisoned MANOWAR!
<Wakuseino> return Manowar, bring Lickitung with you!
<Mystery03> Kick it!
<Mystery03> No!
<Flashfire> :MANOWAR was returned!
<Mystery03> Return lickitung
<Flashfire> LICKITUNG is in MANOWAR's POKBALL!
<Mystery03> NOOOOOOOOO!
<Wakuseino> hah.
<Wakuseino> go Kotetsu!
<Mystery03> Go Gila Monster!
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO sent out KOTETSU!
<Wakuseino> Kotetsu, you've taken on bigger creatures.
<Flashfire> MYSTERY sent out GILA MONSTER!
<Wakuseino> Kotetsu, Flame Arrows.
<Mystery03> Poisionous Tonguqe Poke
<Flashfire> KOTETSU used FLAME ARROWS!
<Wakuseino> Kotetsu, Dragon Lance.
<Flashfire> ARROWS stuck into TONGUE!
<Mystery03> Uh... spit them out
<Flashfire> TONGUE poisoned the ARROWS!
<Flashfire> ARROWS were SPAT at KOTETSU!
<Wakuseino> Kotetsu, Wind Crescent.
<Mystery03> Hypnotize Kotetsu
<Flashfire> KOTETSU used WIND CRESCENT!
<Flashfire> ARROWS were blown away!
<Wakuseino> Now Kotetsu, use your Dragon Lance.
<Flashfire> GILA MONSTER used HYPNOTIZE!
<Flashfire> KOTETSU was HYPNOTIZED!
<Wakuseino> ...
<Mystery03> Make him give me back my lickitung
<Wakuseino> return Kotetsu!
<Flashfire> KOTETSU was ASKED to give LICKITUNG BACK!
<Wakuseino> He can't
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO withdrew KOTETSU!
<Wakuseino> he doesn't have it.
<Wakuseino> go me!
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO sent out WAKUSEINO!
<Wakuseino> now then...
<Wakuseino> Icicle Flow!
<Mystery03> Hypnotize Wakuseino!
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO used ICICLE FLOW!
<Wakuseino> Boulder's Descent!
<Flashfire> GILA MONSTER used HYPNOTIZE!
<Flashfire> ICICLES were HYPNOTIZED!
<Wakuseino> no wait...
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO used BOULDER's DESCENT!
<Mystery03> Make them give me back lickitung
<Flashfire> BOULDERS descended DOWN!
<Mystery03> Dodge 'em!
<Wakuseino> with its size?
<PB Narrator> Green Version time remaining: 8:00
<Flashfire> GILA used DODGE!
<Wakuseino> it would be near impossible.
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO has a POINT!
<Flashfire> DODGE failed!
<Mystery03> No
<Flashfire> GILA was hit!
<Wakuseino> Flame Flash!
<Flashfire> GILA fainted!
<Mystery03> Go me!
<Flashfire> MYSTERY sent out MYSTERY!
<Mystery03> Sword of Doom Slice
<Wakuseino> now Mystery...
<Wakuseino> teleport!
<Flashfire> MYSTERY used SWORD of DOOM SLICE!
<Mystery03> Give me back Lickitung!
<Wakuseino> ok...
<Wakuseino> go Manowar!
<Wakuseino> drop Lickitung on Mystery's head!
<Flashfire> MYSTERY sliced through MANOWAR'S POKBALL!
<Wakuseino> ...
<Flashfire> MANOWAR fainted!
<Mystery03> Lickitung return!
<Wakuseino> you just killed your Lickitung too.
<Flashfire> LICKITUNG fainted!
<Mystery03> Go lickitung
<Wakuseino> it was in the pokéball.
<Mystery03> oh
<Flashfire> There's no will to fight!
<Wakuseino> now then...
<Mystery03> Sword of Doom Dice!
<Wakuseino> Hallucination Multiplication!
<Flashfire> MYSTERY used SWORD of DOOM DICE!
<Wakuseino> hmm...
<Wakuseino> nice dice.
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO used HALLUCINATION MULTIPLICATION!
<Flashfire> DICE were ROLLED!
<Mystery03> Quick attack on them all
<Wakuseino> how much did they cost?
<Wakuseino> Psychic!
<Flashfire> DICE SCORE was MULTIPLIED!
<Flashfire> MYSTERY used QUICK ATTACK on DICE!
<Mystery03> ... okay..
<Flashfire> MYSTERY QUICKLY grabbed them!
<Flashfire> ^grabbed
<Mystery03> Toss 'em at Wakuseino
<Wakuseino> ... psychic?
<Wakuseino> never mind...
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO used PSYCHIC!
<Wakuseino> teleport!
<Flashfire> DICE were PSYCHICALLY made to BREAK!
<PB Narrator> Green Version time remaining - 3:55
<Mystery03> AH... I see you are psychic too
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO used TELEPORT!
<Flashfire> WAKUSEINO disappeared!
<Wakuseino> Demon Gate!
<Mystery03> It ran away?
<Flashfire> MYSTERY won!
<Wakuseino> I shouldn't have...
<Mystery03> YES!!!
<Wakuseino> oh well...
<Lani> Are there going to be comments after the battles, Mr. Narrator?
<Wakuseino> it appears that my teleportation failed for once.
<PB Narrator> No, it's too time-consuming for me to write those
<Lani> Congrats, Mystery, good jobs to both of you
<Lani> Ah, I see. Okay
<Mystery03> Good job Wak
<Wakuseino> ...
<Wakuseino> good job to you too.
<Eric, MHE> Drat....
<Lani> Hmm?
<Wakuseino> Now I'm off to hunt an Otaku.
<Wakuseino> cya.
<Eric, MHE> That battle took the whole new-narration period.
<Flashfire> Good luck Wak… seeya
<Lani> Bye Wakuseino
<Lani> Good luck
<Lani> See you later
<Wakuseino> hope you win next time, Lani.
<Mystery03> There's still time for a quick battle
<Pokeman> eh? eric?
<Pokeman> Hey hey! stay peoples!
<Lani> Eric VS Narrator?
<Pokeman> We're gonna have an "After the Tournament" tournament!

<< Battles #22-27

Session #5 lasted approximately 3 hours. Pokeman, the Webmaster of Orange Version, stayed behind and narrated for an additional three hours. The transcript is available at Orange Version.

<The Popcorn Man> The narrator made me send out CRUD!!!