Battles 1-3

Battles 1-3 4-6 7-9

Color key: Game text / Dialogue Battle #1: You've Got to be Kidding... Sept. 16, 2000 Location: In the Middle of Nowhere Player: Cerulean Narrator [no record] CERULEANNARRATOR is BORED! GOT that RIGHT! THERE'S absolutely NO ONE to TORMENT in this VERSION! NARRATOR AGREES! IT'S also very BORING to NARRATE YOURSELF! MAYBE someone could be ZAPPED from EARTH! THAT'S a GOOD IDEA! PERSON is ZAPPED from EARTH! Person: Whoa...weird.... NOW NARRATOR can have FUN! Player: Person From Earth [no record] Where am I!? NARRATOR says you are in CERULEAN VERSION! Version of what? HAVEN'T you heard of POKEBATTLES? Um...no.... NARRTOR doesn't BELIEVE IT! Well, believe it. PFE must have a LIFE! Yes, a very good one. And quit calling me person, I have a name you know. RENAME? Rebeckah. Make sure you spell it right.. PFE was RENAMED REBECKAH! Thank you. Now Mr. Whoever, what am I suppose to do while I'm stuck in this pathetic place? YOU will BATTLE! Oh... CUTE CUDDLY TEDDY BEAR appeared! That's scary how that just "appeared." CCTB is ACTING CUTE! Aww...how cute! Doesn't that just make you want to cuddle it! REBECKAH is CUDDLING CCTB! CCTB wants to FIGHT! How can it? It's just a teddy bear! CCTB is FURIOUS! CCTB sends out CCTB! Huh? What's going on? REBECKAH is CONFUSED! REBECKAH hurt itself in its confusion! Oww! Why did I just punch myself? Because the NARRATOR said it was SO! Oh... CCTB uses BIG GUN! CCTB misses REBECKAH! The GUN is TOO BIG! CCTB was BLOWN AWAY! REBECKAH wins! You know, I thought these things were suppose to be funny. NARRATOR says it was FUNNY! You're kidding, right? NO! Okay then. This BATTLE is OVER! When did I even battle? NARRATOR says you BATTLED CCTB! I did? YES! I won right? RIGHT! Okay. Just checking. REBECKAH starts WALKING! REBECKAH walks off INTO the DISTANCE! NARRATOR sighs with RELIEF!

Color key: Game text / Dialogue Battle #2: An Encounter With the Tree Kind Sept. 20, 2000 Location: Cerulean Forest Player: Rebeckah [1-0-0] win vs CCTB REBECKAH is WALKING... No dip, Sherlock. THROUGH a FOREST! You like to point out the painfully obvious, don't you? TREE appeared! TREE wants to fight! How can a tree want to fight!? It's a tree. NARRATOR says that ALL TRAINERS go through THIS AT LEAST ONCE! Oh... TREE sends out TREE! Well, I can't fight. I don't have any Pokemon. YOU can send out YOURSELF! Okay then, go me. REBECKAH sends out ME! TREE used FALL! It's super-effective APPLES fell on ME's HEAD! ME fainted! Ya know, most people would consider this a cliche by now... NARRATOR would like to KNOW how YOU KNOW! Um...I don't. RIGHT! Bah, I'll use me. ME is FAINTED! Argh! Okay. Fine. Go Rebeckah. REBECKAH sends out REBECKAH! I'll use...uh.... REBECKAH used UH...! That's not what I meant! No effect! TREE is LAUGHING! I never thought I'd hear a tree laugh.... TREE says that it has no time for INCOMPETENT TRAINERS like YOU! TREE leaves! Odd.... That means I win. REBECKAH wins! That's what I just said. Sheesh.

					Color key: Narration / Player Battles #3: Tree Trouble Sept. 25, 2000 Location: Just outside of Deadly Forest. Player: Rebeckah [2-0-0] win vs. tree REBECKAH is out of DEADLYFOREST! I thought it was just called "Cerulean Forest" last battle? IT had to be RENAMED! Why? BECAUSE of all the DEATHS! Well, that makes since... Those trees are scary. BIGTREE appeared! Bigtree: Are you insulting the almightiness of trees? Ye-I mean no. Uh...uh-oh... Bigtree: You shall die for your...stupidness! Lame choice of words there.. BIGTREE is furious! BIGTREE wants to fight! I've figured that out already... BIGTREE sends out BIGTREE! Go me... REBECKAH sends out REBECKAH! TREE used fall! TREE fell over... woop dee do... on REBECKAH! What? Rebeckah is evolving! I didn't faint? ... ... ... Well? Save the suspense. REBECKAH evolved into BECCA! What the...? Becca!? Becca!? Shouldn't it be Beckah or something!? I mean, c'mon! NARRATOR doesn't WANT to listen to BECCA's COMPLAINING! BECCA fainted! ... ... ...so I'm fainted now, huh? YES! So, I lose then? YES! Okay, just checking...