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Color key: Narration / Player
Battle #7: Over and Over... Oct. 14, 2000
Location: Sumwhere City
Player: Becca [2-3-0] loss vs. GPB
BECCA is WALKING!
But I'm always walking. Why can't I be sitting or standing? It's not like I ever go anywhere. Can we start the battle over again?
Okay....
Color key: Narration / Player
Battle #7-1: Over and Over... Oct. 14, 2000
Location: Sumwhere City
Player: Becca [2-3-0] loss vs. GPB
BECCA is RUNNING!
That's better. From what?
SOMETHING!
What would something be?
NARRATOR says that it's too HORRIBLE to SAY!
That's not good. Now, whatsit?
BECCA looks behind IT!
BECCA sees a TOMATO!
I'm running from a tomato?
*sigh* Start over...
Color key: Narration / Player
Battle #7-2: Over and Over... Oct. 14, 2000
Location: Sumwhere City
Player: Becca [2-3-0] loss vs. GPB
BECCA is STANDING!
Okay. Let's see how long THIS lasts.
THIS appeared!
THIS states that it LASTed longer than YOU last time!
Uhh...I know...sorry....
THIS disappeared!
N'MON appeared!
Wha...??
N'MON started SINGING!
Ahh! That sound! It's almost as bad as...
N'SYNC appeared!
Oh gawd, no..
N'SYNC proclaims that N'MON are COPYCATS!
CAT appeared!
CAT copied!
CAT2 appeared!
CAT2 copied!
CAT3 appeared!
Okay narrator, that's enough. We get the point...
CAT3 copied!
...
CATARMY appeared!
CATARMY ate N'SYNC!
YAY! ^_^
Good kitties...
N'MON looks SCARED!
N'MON ran away!
CATARMY is heading toward BECCA!
Uhh...I'll be going now. Toodles!
BECCA ran away!
CATARMY wins!
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Color key: Narration / Player
Battle #8: Psychobrat... Oct. 19, 2000
Location: A hidden fortress in the mountains
Player: Psycho Brat [no record]
PSYCHOBRAT is LOAFING AROUND!
You better believe it...
NARRATOR believes IT!
IT is HAPPY!
Oh please, is that the best you can come up with?
Err...
That's what I thought.
EVILMINION appeared!
EM: There have been reports of something called "Becca" running around. And it has released a cat army...
Eww...cats....
I guess I'll check her record, just in case...
PSYCHOBRAT checks BECCA's RECORD!
IT's not THAT good!
LMAO!! Got that right! She hasn't won a battle since what? #2?
PSYCHOBRAT is laughing MANICANLLY!
Muahaha...I'll let her handle all the trouble...maybe cause some for her. Hehe...
Okay narrator, you can end the battle now.
NARRATOR says that THERE needs to be a BATTLE before it can END!
Dangit. Okay fine. Like, battle something...
FLYINGROBOT appeared!
Oh, please...
FLYINGROBOT...blew up?!
*whistles*
NARRATOR says that that's not FAIR!
THAT appeared!
THAT's not FAIR!
THAT turns out to really be GPB!
GPB is HOPping around!
GPB: Oohh...lookit the pretty colors...
GPB...died?
All right, there's been a battle, can it end now? I need to start plotting...
PSYCHOBRAT started plotting dots on a GRID!
NARRATOR would like to know what you're PLOTting!
Stuff...
HMPH!
GRID wants to fight!!
*sighs* Me, use cut.
PSYCHOBRAT used CUT!
BECAUSE PSYCHOBRAT is looking VERY EVIL, GRID fainted!
PSYCHOBRAT wins!
BATTLE ends!
Finally...
Color key: Narration / Player
Battle #9: Salesman, Narrator, and Garai Must Die... Oct. 19, 2000
Location: A House
Player: Cerulean Webmistress [N/A]
CERULEANWEBMISTRESS is playing video games!
SSSHHHHHUUUUUUUDDDDAAAAAAAP!
...
NARRATOR wants to know what CW is PLAYING!
None of your business! Now go away!
NARRATOR is WATCHING...
CW fails MISERABLY at whatever SHE was TRYING to DO!
BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING TO ME IN THAT &*%$ LOUD VOICE!
NARRATOR says to WATCH your MOUTH!
...you little...
CW is WATCHING her mouth, not the video game!
D*%& you!
CW's video game character thingy's died a horrible death!
QUIT CALLING ME CW! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT!
BECAUSE CERULEANWEBMISTRESS it too LONG to put every time!
Ugh, whatever. Now I must kill Garai...
NARRATOR wants to know who GARAI is!
YOU, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!
...
That's better
.
Now to reload the save again...
There. Now, back to Garai...
...
DIE GARAI, DIE!!!! EVIL THING, DIEE!!
NARRATOR thinks you should MAYBE calm DOWN!
You're not being paid to think! And didn't I tell you to keep quiet!
NARRATOR can't! IT must NARRATE so the people reading this have a CLUE about what's going on!
THEY CAN BUY ONE!
Wait, there are people reading this?
YES!
Wow...
WHILE CW was magestically intrigued that there are people READING this, the character thingy's died!
$^&*!! YOU ^&*^ing little...!! THAT'S IT!
CW left the house!
NARRATOR would like to point out that the PLAYSTATION is STILL ON!
I. Don't. Care.
CW arrives at NARRATORS R' US!
Salesman: Welcome! What do you need today? A new TV? Radio? Dishwasher?
A new narrator, pplllleeeaaasse! This one's defective, or something.
Salesman: Nah, you don't need one of those! You need this new radio!
AAHH!!! NO! I said NARRATOR!
Salesman: Oh, so you need a refridgerator? Those are right over here..
NARRATOR laughs MANIACALLY!
Not funny...
I...I've got and idea!
My text shall be RED! And I'll be the narrator!
NARRATOR says you can't do that!
NARRATOR just did!
No!
Yes!
No!
Yes!
What? NARRATOR is de-evolving!
..which one?
TAKE A GUESS!!!
NARRATOR de-evolved into GARAI THE SALESMAN!
Ahh!
PORTAL appeared!
GARAITHESALESMAN was SUCKED into the PORTAL!
I'll get you...!!
PORTAL closed!
Hn...now for a new narrator 'cause like heck I'm doing it..
What? Salesman is evolving!
Salesman evolved into NARRATOR!
SALESMAN gained all of the NARRATOR powers!
CW's text was changed back to YELLOW!
Which reminds me...why is it yellow?
NARRATOR doesn't KNOW! YOU're the one that did IT!
Oh yeah. Well, now, go. Shoo. You have narrating to do.
NARRATOR wants a CONTRACT first!
Narrator wants to contract? Ehh...
Nevermind.
That's what I thought...
NARRATOR is now LEAVING for CERULEANVERSION!
Yeah. Go. Shoo. And I'm gonna get back to Chrono Cross.. -_-; And die over, and over, and over, and over..
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