Battles 4-6


Battles

Color key: Narration / Player
Battles #4: This and That... Sept. 28, 2000
Location: Road to Nowhere.
Player: Becca [2-1-0] loss vs. bigtree

Need...chocolate...
BECCA is CRAWLING on the ground PATHETICALLY!
Must get chocolate....
Need...caffeine...sugar...Pepsi....
Uhhh...!
Please, narrator...mercy. Gimme chocolate.
BECCA is PLEADING!
NARRATOR know NOT what MERCY is!

Cold...heartless baboon....
NARRATOR is LAUGHING!
NARRATOR says that THIS should be FUN!

Who's...this? Does it have chocolate!?
THIS appeared!
What is that?
NARRATOR would like to point out that it's THIS not THAT!
...okay, that's old. This version needs a new narrator...
NARRATOR would like to remind BECCA that it CONTROLS everything!
So..?
THIS is still standing THERE!
Where?
THERE!
Where's there!?
NARRATOR says BECCA is TOO annoying!
BECCA fainted!

I did not!
Did TOO!
I did not! There hasn't even been a battle yet!
Err. THIS wants to fight!
Okay then. That's better. Go, Big Stick That Came From a Big Tree..
BECCA sends out BSTCFBT!
BSTCFBT is too LONG!
BSTCFBT was renamed STICK!

Okay...
THIS sends out THIS!
Stick, hit this over the head.
STICK used HIT!
It's not very effective...
THIS used LOOKATTHAT!

No effect!
Ha, a stick doesn't have eyes...
STICK fainted!
Why!?
STICK wasn't ALIVE in the FIRST PLACE!
I received first place? Aww...how cool!
...
NARRATOR will IGNORE that comment!
...
Next Pokemon?

I'm not a Pokemon, but go me...
BECCA sends out BECCA!
THIS used LOOKATTHAT!

N--
BECCA turns and looks!
Dangit..
BECCA sees a GIANTPINKBUNNY!
AH!
BECCA fainted!
THIS wins!

Color key: Narration / Player
Battles #5: Icky Cute Things and Evil Narrators... Oct. 02, 2000
Location: Nowhere City
Player: Becca [2-2-0] loss vs. this

GIANTPINKBUNNY appeared!
Oh, good grief! That's thing's...it's...uh...
Super kawaii!
Disgusting!!!
KAWAII!
EEWW!
KAWAII!
I feel sick...
KAWAII!
*bleh*
BECCA is SICK!
...
NARRATOR is DISGUSTED!
NARRATOR leaves!
No narrator?
Cool!
I'll take its place! ^_^ YES!

Hmm...GIANTPINKBUNNY dies!
GPB: Bunny? Pink, bun, bunny, bun bun, pink!
Uhh...okay. You don't die...
NARRATOR returns!
No! NARRATOR leaves!
NARRATOR returns!
NARRATOR leaves!
NARRATOR dies!
NARRATOR comes back to LIFE!
NARRATOR turns BECCA's text back to AQUA!

Dang you!
I wanna be the narrator!

TOO BAD!
You suck!
NO! YOU do!
Ugh, whatever.
GIANTPINKBUNNY wants to fight!
Okay! I'll kill this little...uh...k-word thing!
GIANTPINKBUNNY sends out GIANTPINKBUNNY!
Go me!
The enemy's super kawaii! Get'em ME!
GIANTPINKBUNNY is nibbling CUTELY on GRASS!
It's super kawaii!
GRASS is furious!
GRASS used CUT!
ME was CUT!
ME fainted!

Whhhyyy Mmeeee!?!?
Hey, I got an idea..
Pokeball, go!

BECCA used pokeball!
GRASS was caught!
Would you like to give a nickname to GRASS?

No.
All right, go Grass!

BECCA sends out GRASS!
Grass, use cut!
GRASS used CUT!
BECCA was severely CUT!

DANG YOU! EVIL NARRATOR!
Grass, return!

GRASS returned!
*sigh*
GIANTPINKBUNNY used HOP!
GIANTPINKBUNNY HOPped on BECCA!

I hate you...I want a new narrator....
TOO BAD!
BECCA fainted!
GIANTPINKBUNNY wins!

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Color key: Narration / Player
Battle #6: Conspiracy? Naah. Just a Break Oct. 08, 2000
Location: A Path
Player: Giant Pink Bunny [1-0-0] win vs. Becca

GIANTPINKBUNNY is HOPping down a PATH!
Bwee! ^_^ Hop, hop, hop.
Err...GPB stops HOPping!
Aw, Mr. Nawwator. Why'd yoo change mah name to GPB?
Because GIANTPINKBUNNY is too LONG to put EVERY TIME!
Oh, otay Mr. Nawwator.
Why'd I stop hopping?
I'm sooo cute when I hop. ^_^ Heehee!

Because IT was so CUTE that it was SICKENING!
Aww, Mr. Nawwator doesn't think I'm cute? That's so...sad...
I feel like...killin' sumthin'.

Uhh...BECCA walks down the PATH!
Becca: Why aren't I starring in this battle? I'm the main character!

Oohh, it's you! You tried to kill wittle ol' me. *sniffle* Dat was so mean.
GPB is CRYING!
It's super effective!
BECCA feels BAD!
Becca: Do not. That thing's...scary....

I am not scary! *sob* I'm jus' a poor wittle misunderstood bunny..
Becca: That's pink and 10 feet tall!
BECCA wants to fight!
Becca: Uhh...

Fine then. I'll get revenge!
GPB wants to fight!
BECCA sends out ME!
GPB sends out GPB!

Use, nibble!
GPB used NIBBLE!
ME was NIBBLEd!
ME is loafing around!
ME joined GPB!
Becca: Bah! Traitor!
BECCA sends out GRASS!
GRASS doesn't want to FIGHT!
GRASS returned to the GROUND!
Becca: ARGH! There's a conspiracy against me!
BECCA sends out BECCA!
GPB withdraws GPB!

Go, Me!
The enemy's pathetic! Get 'em ME!
Me, use tackle!
ME used TACKLE!
Me was TACKLEd by FOOTBALL PLAYERS!

Oopsies..
BECCA used LAUGH!
BECCA is LAUGHing uncontrolably!

Err.. Me, use evil look!
ME used EVILLOOK!
ME looks EVIL!
BECCA is FRIGHTENED!
BECCA fainted!

BWAHAHAHA!! That'll teach her! BWAHAHAHA!!
GPB continues HOPping down the PATH happily!
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