NARRATOR appeared!
I can't write a battle just now...
WHY NOT?
I'm drawing character pics...
YOU can do that LATER!
No I can't...
NARRATOR will have NOTHING to DO!
Too bad...Go bother Meg...
NARRATOR went to see MEG!
I'm drawing too...
CAN'T you draw ANOTHER time?
Nope...It's a trade pic...
NARRATOR is BORED!
Draw? ^^ hehe
NARRATOR can't DRAW!
Practice then...Like Matt and I do...
NARRATOR thinks you have BAD EXCUSE not to BATTLE!
It's a good excuse...
It isn't very good...
Ok...Now GO AWAY while I draw!
NARRATOR is FORCED to GO AWAY through CHARITY'S POWER OF SUGGESTION!
Even though I'm Meg at the moment?
Yes!
Oh...Okay...
NARRATOR is WALKING along!
Nothing to do!
It's super boring!
NARRATOR is so bored, he's talking to himself!
MASHU-SAMA appeared!
Konnichiwa...
NARRATOR is BORED!
Me too...The others are drawing...
NARRATOR wants to NARRATE a FIGHT!
I want to be in one...Despite being in the last three...
NARRATOR can DO that!
Fine...
Wild EVILRAIMEW appeared!
Uh...Nope...Not fighting him...
MASHU-SAMA ran away!
EVILRAIMEW looked at NARRATOR evily!
NARRATOR: Uh...bye!
NARRATOR ran same way as MASHU-SAMA!
Stop following me...
MASHU-SAMA and NARRATOR stop!
Wild MISSINGNO appeared!
Uhm...Pokédex?
POKÉDEX: #000: Missingno - Pokébattlers beware- This pokémon causes glitches in the Narration. Evolves to NARRATOR at level 9999.
Glitches...that means...
NARRATION is GLITCHED!
Wonderful...
MISSINGNO wants to KILL!
Uhm...
...I mean FIGHT!
Well I don't...
Can't escape!
MISSINGNO used GLITCH!
It's super effective!
MASHU-SAMA was GLITCHED!
No I wasn't!
YES you WERE!
No..I WASN'T!
YES you WASN'T!
NO, I WAS!!
Ok, you WERE!
Err...Crud...
GLITCHED NARRATION is super effective!
MASHU-SAMA is confused!
NO I'm-
OMAE O KOROSU, MASHU-SAMA! STOP CONTRADICTING ME, LEARN YOUR PLACE, and SHUT UP!
.......
Now then....MASHU-SAMA is confused!
It did a lot of daft stuff in deliriousness before running around in circles, tripping over it's tail and falling off a ship sailing in the Arctic, in it's confision!
It's not very effective...
That was...weird...
MISSINGNO used LEVELUP!
MISSINGNO grew to level 352.3!
Point 3?
NARRATION is GLITCHED!
I see...Me, use ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION ANTHROPOMORPHIC RAICHU POWERS!
NARRATION ignored the ATTACK!
Why?
It isn't T1 STORY! (Glossary: T1 = A fighting type, used in roleplay on Yahoo...)
......YOU WANT T1 STORY AS RULES HERE?! IN THAT CASE...
MASHU-SAMA switched STORY MODE on!
. o O (And now, you will die...Now remember, I go old style, so I want as much as I write or more to block this...)

Mashu-Sama stood facing the glitched pokemon opponent he was fighting, from about 15 feet away. Quickly looking around, he made sure he wasn't going to be attacked by the glitched Narrator, who was running in circles, looking upward, muttering, "The Doompuff is going to get me" every second or so, which was tempting Flash to throw him into Aqua Version.
Looking back at the Missingno, who looked like a mass of floating symbols and such, he placed one back paw behind him, cheeks sparking in that electric rodent manner, and he concentrated his electric into the back paw, which started to spark, surrounding the paw with a spiral of lightning at that point.
He closed the fingers of the paw into a fist and concentrated his energy again, there were sparks inside the fist, which locked together as a ball, at this point he opened the fist, where a small electric ball now lay. He concentrated again before flooding the ball with electricity. He cupped his paw, the ball started to grow and continued until the paw was full.
At this point, he pulled it to his front, placed the other paw beside it, and shocked it again, making it further increase in size, until it filled both the paws, he then brought both paws behind the ball, holding it in the air with constand sparks from both paws, here he stopped concentrating and opened his eyes, which themselves were starting to spark.
As force of instinct, at this point he shouted, "RAII....!", before shocking the ball quickly, shunting it forward through the air, from the force of a double-pawed thunderbolt, shouting the climaxial, "..CHUUU!", he watched the ball head up towards the glitched pokémon, smiling, he added, "Now, dodge THAT..."

NARRATOR drags it out of STORY MODE!
Okay...
MASHU-SAMA used LIGHTNING ORB!
MISSINGNO dodged!
Um...That's a bad dodge...Forcehit...Not enough words...
NARRATOR notes we aren't T1ing any more!
It's you who said we were!
MASHU-SAMA is annoyed!
NARRATOR doesn't CARE!
OMAE O KOROSU...AGAIN...! Me, use Kill!
MASHU-SAMA used KILL!
MASHU-SAMA is KILLING time!
....
MASHU-SAMA threw CLOCK out of 10-STOREY BUILDING WINDOW!
....
TIME died!
All CLOCKS in the WORLD stopped!
....
NO TIME to say anything!
SLEEP became nonexistant!
It's super effective!
BED MAKERS went BANKRUPT!
....[stop it with the puns]....
No more BEDS were MADE!
Existing BEDS weren't MADE either!
BEDS all STAYED untidy!
Which didn't matter because they weren't being used!
NARRATION is still GLITCHED!
KILL attack continued! MASHU-SAMA killed his SPEED!
SPEEDOMETER hit ZERO!
ZERO is ANGRY!
....RIGHT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS BAD-PUN NARRATOR!
MASHU-SAMA is ANGRIER!
So MASHU-SAMA is the ANGRIEST!
But NARRATOR is the HUNGRIEST!
So NARRATOR goes to get some food-
STOP IT ><;; - ....[NOW!}....
What? MASHU-SAMA is evolving!
MASHU-SAMA evolved into AKUREI-SAMA!
Muhaha...And now, you must die...
NARRATOR doesn't WANT to DIE!
Tough...
AKUREI-SAMA used KILL!
It was followed up by ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION EVOLVED SUB-CHARACTER AUTOHITKILL POWERS!
NARRATOR died!
FLASHFIRE took over!
How many narrators has Flame been through now? Three?
Three...I'd like to kill 40, Flash...
True...very true...But this site needs a bit more then just Narrator killing...
Not really...Hey, I sold a fan to some dumb guy with a violin case...You seen him around?
Nope...
FLASHFIRE and MASHU-SAMA walked off!
 
 
 

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