The Flame Version Tournament #1

Welcome to the Flame Version's First Tournament. 10 battles have past since the tournament began, so being me I decided to write this tournament...And a lot happens in this tournament, believe me...

Players:
Flashfire [7-2-0] Last battle: Loss vs. Choukou (Battle #10)
Tom [1-1-0] Last battle: Win vs. Freezeon (Battle #3)
Choukou [2-0-0] Last battle: Win vs. Mashu-Sama and Flashfire (Battle #10)
Charity [5-0-1] Last battle: Win vs. Sparks, Raimew of Evil (Battle #7)
 
 

Tournament Semi-Final Battle 1: June 16, 2000 Players: Flashfire / Tom FLASHFIRE, TOM please enter the ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION WEBMASTER's BACK GARDEN! I'm not fighting in there. Too many nettles...3 foot tall grass.. Me neither... I'll ask you cut the grass, Mr Narrator... Uh...NARRATOR cuts GRASS! NARRATOR makes NETTLES disappear! Fine...What's the fixation with my back garden anyhow..? You couldn't THINK of ANYWHERE ELSE while WRITING this BATTLE! Oh yeah...Go me... FLASHFIRE sent out FLASHFIRE! Go, Invisible Slowbro! TOM sent out INVISIBLE SLOWBRO! You don't HAVE one of them... Yeah I do - Caught it in Battle #3a... But that never reached the site...No, wait...I NEVER WROTE THAT BATTLE! And I'm supposed to care? Slowbro, use Maim! SLOWBRO used MAIM! FLASHFIRE was MAIMED! Oweee...Me, use Fire of Death! FLASHFIRE used FIRE of DEATH! FIRE died! Narrator....BAKAMONO ><; NARRATOR doesn't CARE what you say! FLASHFIRE's EFFECTIBILITY greatly fell! He's not very effective... Slowbro, use Inability to Register Pain! SLOWBRO used INABILITY to FEEL PAIN! SLOWBRO is INVULNERABLE! Cool... That isn't what he said do... IT means the SAME thing though! SLOWBRO is INVULNERABLE! It's invisible too...Me, use Almighty Flame Version Powers! Please select exact powers to use: 1) Webmaster 2) Invincible Character 3) Anthropomorphic ______ 4) Unknown 5) ~Reserved for new option - Unselectable~ Unknown? FLASHFIRE used UNKNOWN ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION POWERS! Something happened! What was it? NARRATOR doesn't KNOW! Why? It's UNKNOWN! Then find out what it is... NARRATOR discovers what it is! What is it?? It's ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION SELF-DESTRUCTING UNIVERSE POWERS! No...So the universe died? Yes! And Tom? TOM is not here! *gulp* I'm not going to think about what happened to him - I win then! FLASHFIRE wins!

Tournament Semi-Final Battle 2: June 16, 2000 Players: Choukou /Charity CHOUKOU, CHARITY, please enter the ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION WEBMASTER'S FRONT GARDEN! Too much grass... Narrator, I refuse to fight here... Neither will I...I'm AGREEING with Choukou? O_O Uh...NARRATOR cuts GRASS! NARRATOR makes NETTLES disappear! You've done Matt's yardwork for him... CHARITY looks in BACK GARDEN! ALL of it O.O - Good luck Flash... Large space now...We shall fight here... CHOUKOU wants to fight! Go..uh..Pikamew! CHARITY sent out PIKAMEW! CHOUKOU sent out CHOUKOU! Kay...Pikamew, use Annoy! Choukou...Psychic Blast... Sabrina-like voice...Ugh... PIKAMEW used ANNOY! PIKAMEW annoyed the NARRATOR! NARRATOR is ANNOYED! CHOUKOU used PSYCHIC BLAST! CHOUKOU blasted a PSYCHIC at the PIKAMEW! Pikamew, duck! PIKAMEW used DUCK! PIKAMEW ducked! PSYCHIC hit CHARITY instead! Owwee...I'm doomed... PSYCHIC can read your MIND! &ltEevhal thought...Hey, get out of my head!> PSYCHIC heard DOORSHUT SOUND! PSYCHIC can't read your MIND any more! Then you're not psychic.. What? PSYCHIC is devolving because CHARITY said so! PSYCHIC devolved to NOTHING! Um...Me, use BRB... CHARITY used BRB! CHOUKOU has to WAIT! ......SEKITATERU, CHARITEI! Hurry up? You've only been waiting 2 seconds! I don't care... CHOUKOU fell asleep after 5 seconds of waiting! Zzzz.... CHARITY never really LEFT! Muhaha...Now, use... Something happened! What was it? NARRATOR doesn't KNOW! Why? It's UNKNOWN! Dammit...Flash self-destructed the universe... OTHER NARRATOR overhears! I needed to know that lots...Okay, where's Choukou? CHOUKOU is not here! Drat - She got wiped with the universe... Correct! Well, with no-one left to battle me, that means I win, doesn't it? FLASHFIRE is LEFT! Tournament final time then...I'll go see him... CHARITY won! CHARITY went into BACK GARDEN!

Tournament #1 - Final Battle: June 16, 2000 Players: Flashfire / Charity So this is what the end of the universe looks like... Your fault... Why was "unknown" set as an option? Um...Don't ask me...eheh ^_^;; CHARITY is HIDING something! Evidently... Not me...Hehe...^_^;; CHARITY sweatdrops! Ok...So we need to rebuild the universe...I'll do it after the final... FLASHFIRE wants to FIGHT now and do OTHER STUFF later! Better start now then - Go Pikamew! CHARITY sent out CHARITY! PIKAMEW!! PIKAMEW is not here! There's only you and me here...The others...well... Never mind Flash... Kay... Welcome to the Ultimate Arena...The Middle of Nowhere... COMPETITORS, please enter NOWHERE! I'm there... Me too... Me, use Almighty Flame Version Webmaster Powers! FLASHFIRE used AFVP: Webmaster! Counter with Almighty Persian Version Homeversion Powers! CHARITY used APVP:Home Version! Forces collided! RECOIL split FLAME VERSION and PERSIAN VERSION apart! NETWORK detected NON-COLOR VERSION in existence! POKÉBATTLES NETWORK REGULATOR is CONFUSED! It sent NETWORK into TURMOIL in it's CONFUSION! So THAT'S why Jason won't let non-colors into the Network...Hehe... GEOCITIES suffered MULTIPLE DAMAGE! GEOCITIES used NETSPLIT! NETWORK was SPLIT into SECTIONS! Some of the SECTIONS merged with EACH other! It's total chaos! This is too weird... Ask Matt about it... This is the reason we never fought each other before... MERGING caused NETWORK to spin in REVERSE! ACTION caused NEW UNIVERSE to FORM! This makes no sense... NETWORK spun too FAST! CHARACTERS were thrown into NOWHERE! DOOMPUFF landed! Aah! Predictable... DACTA MPR appeared! CUTEPUFF appeared! Nowhere is going to overfill... We need to stop this... It's out of control... NETWORK landed in NOWHERE! NOWHERE became FULL of VERSION CHARACTERS! This is INSANE! Something MUST be done... BUTCH URRH appeared! Which reminds me...What about the main site? POKEBATTLES.com is FINE! Um...You saw that colossal network split, charcters and battles are appearing everywhere...How is it fine? JASON ROSS appeared! Hooray - Someone that can do something! JASON grabbed POPCORN and watched EVENTS from his THRONE! Well, it's something... Metal Webmaster was right about that screwed up thing... Me, screw with the HTML code! FLASHFIRE used MESS with the HTML! I must uncode this... FLASHFIRE tossed &ltHEAD> TAGS around! ONE narrowly misses CHARITY'S &ltHEAD>! Hey, watch it... FLASHFIRE gives up! Perfect future arena this...Network collapse in the background, with other versions characters fighting...Will this be pokébattles in 5 years...? No, it won't...But let's continue... Me, use ELECTRIC BLAST! FLASHFIRE used ELECTRIC BLAST! L-MAN absorbed ELECTRIC! BLAST! Grrr...QuickFire attack! FLASHFIRE used QUICKFIRE ATTACK! Counter with..uh.. CHARITY countered with UH! NOT FUNNY -_-;; It's super effective! FLASHFIRE is confused! @_@ FLASHFIRE used CONFUSION! It's not very effective... Nani? Hai... Drat... NETWORK used SELFDESTRUCT! JASON ROSS: What? Hehe...Guess that removed tag shifted the balance... NETWORK exploded! NOTHING exists in NOWHERE again! Except us two and the Narrator... And them... CHARITY pointed to ANGRY MOB! MOB is made up of FORMER NETWORK WEBMASTERS! ANGRY MOB: OMAE O KOROSU! THAT'S MY LINE ><;; And mine... Yep...Oh Sparks? Job for you... SPARKS is not here! Somebody? SOMEBODY is not here! Which somebody isn't here? Um..NOBODY! That joke was used by a former Version... CHARITY used OMAE O KOROSU! CHARITY wants to KILL FLASHFIRE! What? Not Flashfire, the mob... NARRATOR decides CHARITY joined the MOB! I dun wanna join that mob! It looks a bit iffy... EVERYONE wants to kill FLASHFIRE! It's my lucky day - Woohoo...NOT >< MOB is ADVANCING! Me...Use...Almighty Flame Version Powers that are used by One in a Bad Situation who Needs a Real Fluke-Like Attack to Stay Alive! FLASHFIRE used AFVP PLUS! AFVP PLUS turned out to be SUPER-UBER-WIPE-EVERYONE-OFF -THE-FACE-OF-NOWHERE-ATTACK! 0 kit KO! EVERYONE ELSE fainted! ALL of MOB disappeared! CHARITY is left! NARRATOR is left! Now...Narrator...DIE! NARRATOR used DIE! NARRATOR died! We have a real problem keeping narrators alive in Flame Version... Oh well...Back to me narrating... BATTLE was a DRAW! Heh o.o I dun feel like carrying on there... FLASHFIRE and CHARITY rebuilt NETWORK and set it back in MOTION in the PROPER DIRECTION at the RIGHT SPEED and in the right PLACE! Done...Now everything is fine in the Network, and as it was... Nope...I GOT MY YARD MOWED ^_^;;; Yeah...Okay...o.o;; Everything is fine..until Pokébattles: The Fanfic 2000... FLASHFIRE and CHARITY went AWAY! NEW NARRATOR appeared! PAN MAN appeared! PAN MAN ran into FLAME VERSION! TOURNAMENT ended!

FLASHFIRE and CHARITY won the DUAL WINNERS AWARD!
Wahoo? ^^ hehe
An award...And it's my version...How ironic...^_^
 
 
 
 
 
 

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