NARRATOR decided
STASIS has lasted LONG ENOUGH!
STASIS ended!
MEG appeared!
Er...come
again? Flame Version lives again?
THAT'S what
I said, isn't IT?
Well, why
didn't you do that...A LONG TIME AGO?!
Because...NARRATOR
didn't feel like it! Besides, even I need a break...
Sigh... I'm
suprised this place wasn't demolished and turned into a condo block while
we were in stasis...
It WAS!
MEG is STANDING
inside a CONDO!
Oh, great
... Oh MAA..uh...hold on, never mind that...
NARRATOR
wonders why you stopped...in fact, he wonder what you were GOING to SAY in
the first place!
Well, don't
let Matt know you took this place out of stasis... I think the mewtwo thing
messed him up good...
PEOPLE appeared!
PEOPLE: Hey,
what are you doing in our CONDO?
I'm standing
here. Dumb people...
MEG called
herself DUMB!
I'M NOT A
PEOPLE O_O - People over there, me over here...
Uh...NARRATOR
doesn't even want to finish that conversation...
...
PEOPLE want
to fight!
Fine...Go..uh...Crap,
I've forgotten which pokémon I'm supposed to have...
MEG has been
in STASIS too long!
And I have
YOU to blame for that, baka Narrator...
MEG has PIKAMEW...and
that's all Matt wrote in for ya so far, I'm afraid...
What?! That
imbecile of an annoyment...?
PIKAMEW:
HOI!
Shaddap...
PIKAMEW:
Okie *_*
...
MEG shudders..
PEOPLE tap
their FEET!
Fine...Go
Pikamew...
MEG sent
out PIKAMEW!
PEOPLE sent
out ENTIRE HUMAN RACE!
Hm...Wonder
who is winning now...
It's...uh...Who
IS winning? NARRATOR doesn't know!
PEOPLE: It's
a collective name...
I KNOW...I'm
trying to get this dozy off-stasis Narrator to try for a pun -.-
HUMAN RACE
used WIN!
SOMEONE won!
RACE ended!
...O_O...
NEW RACE
started!
What? HUMAN
RACE is evolving!
HUMAN RACE
evolved into HUMAN TRIATHLON!
...Scary
Narrator...
HUMAN TRIATHLON
used TRI ATTACK!
Hit 3 times!
PIKAMEW is
owwing!
Pikamew,
use...Annoy?
PIKAMEW used
ANNOY!
PIKAMEW attempted
to annoy the entire HUMAN TRIATHLON!
...I don't
think even Pikamew is that annoy-
Attack succeeded!
..o.o...
PIKAMEW gained
3000 ANNOYANCE points!
What? PIKAMEW's
ANNOYANCE is evolving!
PIKAMEW's
ANNOYANCE evolved into UBER-ANNOYANCE!
HUMAN TRIATHLON
is angry!
What? HUMAN
TRIATHLON is force-evolving!
O_O
HUMAN TRIATHLON
evolved into HUMAN DECATHLON!
Now you're
getting weird...if you wasn't before...
HUMAN DECATHLON
is really angry!
HUMAN DECATHLON
used DECA ATTACK!
Hit 10 times!
O_O;;
PIKAMEW is
in critical condition!
Ack...Pikamew,
use..Narrate?
PIKAMEW used
NARRATE!
NARRATOR:
OI, I'm the NARRATOR!
PIKAMEW:
WELL I WAS A NARRATOR BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN A SHRED OF THOUGHT IN THE WEBMASTER'S
MIND!
He has a
point...for once...
What? NARRATOR
is evolving!
NARRATOR
evolved into WEBMASTER!
?!
MATT appeared!
MATT:
<I sense the presence of another webmaster...>
WEBMASTER
looked at MATT!
WEBMASTER:
I was wondering when you would arrive...
MATT wonders
why!
WEBMASTER:
While you kept the site on hiatus, I noticed
it.
MATT:
<So..?>
WEBMASTER:
So...I denounce you as unfit to run Flame Version...
WEBMASTER
used DENOUNCE!
MATT:
<I'm fully able to run it...>
It's not
very effective...
Can you two
hold it for...just one second...I have the entire human deca...er...I have
an evolution of the human race trying to kill me. Please narrate.
PIKAMEW's
NARRATE attack failed!
Drat.
HUMAN DECATHLON
used PUNT!
PIKAMEW flew
across into the horizon!
PIKAMEW,
RETURN!
MEG withdrew
PIKAMEW!
Go Charity...
MEG sent
out CHARITY!
Uh...NARRATOR
thought they were the same!
Well, we
can be - But we dun have to be - Now NARRATE O_O..
Charity,
use I AM THE CHARACTER WHO NO ONE WILL KILL!
CHARITY used
I AM THE CHARACTER WHO NO ONE WILL KILL!
It's super
effective!
HUMAN DECATHLON
lost all will to KILL!
PEOPLE: Then...faint
her then...o.o
HD: Ok...
HUMAN DECATHLON
used FAINT!
PEOPLE: Oh
no..
HD fainted!
PEOPLE are
PART of HUMAN DECATHLON!
PEOPLE fainted
too!
MEG wins!
WEBMASTER:
Now that that is over...I challenge you, Matt,
to a little battle..
MATT:
<So be it...>
WEBMASTER:
And since I can't narrate and battle...
PIKAMEW appeared!
WEBMASTER:
Could you, PIKAMEW, narrate?
PIKAMEW:
Gladly...>=)
MATT:
<I think this is bad...>
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