PIKAMEW became NARRATOR!
<You are aware you can't beat me... My Real-World self does write these...>
NARRATOR points to one of MATT's FANFICS!
<..uh..Matt writes a lot of fanfics...>
WEBMASTER: He wrote you, ie him, dying. So, he can do it again...
<He wouldn't do that.....would he?>
...PIKAMEW nods!
WEBMASTER nods also!
WEBMASTER: You should know that your Real World self has no say in what happens in Flame Version battles...
<...but he's the Webmaster...>
WEBMASTER: Look at the Yellow Version Cryptic messages... He has no say, like it says...And if he doesn't, then you, Matt, don't.
PIKAMEW says STOP TALKING and START FIGHTING!
<Fine... I want to fight.>
OAK: This isn't the time to want anything just now!
<...o_O...>
WEBMASTER: I want... Flame Version.
WEBMASTER wants to fight!
<See... you listen to him...>
It's BATTLE FOR THE VERSION all over again!
<....That's what it's TITLED, that's what is was INTENDED to be!>
PIKAMEW: SHADDAP and FIGHT!
<...okay, go->
WEBMASTER used HUNDREDS UPON THOUSANDS of EXTRAS!
LOADS of PEOPLE appeared!
WEBMASTER: They're just there to get in the way... Just one on one...
<One on one... Very subtle...>
DAMIAN: Hey, that's MY quote >_<
<uh...When did Damian arrive?>
TOM: No clue.
<But.... neither of them are here! So who is speaking as Tom? AAAAA...>
PIKAMEW used CONFUSE!
MATT is confused!
<Presenting... The new drug Confusion-Heal! Marketed under the brand name of 'ConfuKill', it acts fast and relieves confusion...fast.>
MATT used ADVERTISE!
<No... I'm just reading the label. I wanna use this and not be confused.>
MATT used NON-EXISTANT DRUG!
<...and...>
It's super effective!
MATT is confused no more!
<...O_O...Whoo, I'm not confused!>
DRUG used SIDE EFFECT!
<Er...Go on, what's the side effect...?>
SIDE EFFECT was CONFUSION!
MATT became CONFUSED again!
<Aw, boo...>
WEBMASTER used THOUGHT!
WEBMASTER thought of something!
WEBMASTER used POKÉ BALL!
MATT escaped easily!
<Hah...Pokéball....Pfffffft.>
WEBMASTER used GREAT BALL!
MATT escaped!
<Hm... Do stop it...>
WEBMASTER used ULTRA BALL!
Awww! It looked to be caught!
<...!?...Me, psyblast this moron..>
MATT used PSYBLAST!
Looks like PSY is BLASTing off aga-
<DON'T SAY IT...*sigh*...>
...uh...PIKAMEW didn't say it then!
<...Meaning...>
Oh, it still HAPPENED! Just because PIKAMEW doesn't NARRATE so makes no difference at all!
<....Isn't that the JOB of the Narrator?! To MAKE it happen?>
PIKAMEW: Fine, insist...
PSY was BLASTED off over the HORIZON!
PIKAMEW: Narrated, just because you wanted it to be.
<...DAMNIT O_O...>
WEBMASTER used MASTER BALL!
<...this is...is...IS...AW SOD IT JUST FWAP IT BACK!>
MATT used FWAP!
MASTER BALL was FWAPPED into HORIZON!
WEBMASTER: I thought you WANTED me to win!
PIKAMEW: Yeah, win, kill him - Not catch him, jeez...
<Uh...me...knock Webmaster around a bit with a huge frozen trout...>
Uhm....MATT did THAT!
WEBMASTER is feeling CHILLY!
<I dun know why I just did that so dun ask...>
PIKAMEW thought CHILE was a COUNTRY...
WEBMASTER caught a COLD!
Do you wish to give a nickname to COLD?
WEBMASTER: ....That doesn't merit a response.
<...*GROAN*...You're REALLY stupid, Pikamew...>
PIKAMEW: Thank you...
<I knew he'd take it as a compliment...>
WEBMASTER used BASH!
MATT was BASHED lightly with the back end of a BROOM HANDLE!
Little effect!
<..?>
WEBMASTER used LARGE HAMMER!
MATT was CRUNCHED on the head really hard!
Little effect!
<...uh...>
WEBMASTER: o.o;
WEBMASTER used REALLY LARGE GUN!
MATT was BLASTED into PIECES!
Little effect!
WEBMASTER: ?!?!
<....ow? Me, psibop>
MATT used PSIBOP!
WEBMASTER was BOPPED with PSI!
WEBMASTER used ABSORB!
PSI was ABSORBED!
WEBMASTER: Bwaha!
<...That's baad...>
WEBMASTER used PSI-MOVE-THINGY!
WEBMASTER: HA HA! NOW I SHALL REVEAL MY...
<...Don't say it, please. Just do what you're going to do...>
What? WEBMASTER is cliche-devolving!
WEBMASTER cliche-devolved into EXTRA!
EXTRA: Bwaha! I am....The Extra!
<...um...Why is an extra trying to seize control of Flame Version?>
EXTRA: Because being an extra is boring. You die and come back. You know how REPETITIVE some of the Older Versions have made it?!
<...then...uhm...if you stop attacking me...I'll promote you to Narrator, B class...Anything above this pikamew here...>
EXTRA: ...O_O...
What? PIKAMEW is devolving!
PIKAMEW devolved into PIKAMEW minus RED TEXT!
Damn you...
What? EXTRA is evolving!
EXTRA evolved into NARRATOR!
<Now then...Me, use MUG on Pikamew...>
MATT used MUG!
PIKAMEW was BEATEN UP with a LARGE MUG!
PIKAMEW is in owchie condition!
CHARITY: PIKAMEW, return!
CHARITY withdrew PIKAMEW!
CHARITY: Hey! What's the ida of trying to faint him.... being one of my pokémon of course....
<..uh...he wanted me DEAD?>
CHARITY: Hm...Not sure if that's a good enough reason or not o.o;;
<Just assume it is.>
CHARITY thinks PIKAMEW needs DISCIPLINE!
CHARITY took PIKAMEW to OBEDIENCE SCHOOL!
PIKAMEW: Gaaak! NOOOOOOOOO....
<Won't work. Pikamew and obedient is an oxymoron... Now, I need to find Senkouhi. Please end the battle...>
BATTLE ended!
MATT won!
NARRATOR: uh...Didn't finish, but hey; sucking up is good...
<...Maybe...Maybe not...>
 

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