MATT is UPDATING the FLAME VERSION PAGE!
Correct...now don't bother me, I'm busy...
NARRATOR likes to be ANNOYING!
I know that...I have to put up with it too...
...
Well, you're expecting a battle, or you wouldn't be here...
MATT is RIGHT!
Well, at this moment I'm writing it...keep quiet so I can finish...
...
Ah, silence...
MATT goes back to WRITING!
I said 'shut up', okay?
.......
Thank you...
....
....
.......NARRATOR is BORED!
That's not my concern...Keep quiet or you'll be bored longer...
....NARRATOR won't!
Really...
MATT uses ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION POWERS!
MATT doesn't HAVE these!
I do! I'm the Flame Version Webmaster! I invented them!
NARRATOR notes the setting is 100% REALITY!
So...
ALMIGHTY FLAME VERSION POWERS don't exist in REALITY!
Oh yeah...hold that thought, if this is reality, what are you doing here?
.....NARRATOR doesn't REPLY!
MATT's MOM appeared!
Fine...Oh, hi mom...
MOM says you spend too much TIME on the PC!
I run a Poké Battles Network site that I try and update daily...Normally to do that I have to be here daily...
MOM doesn't CARE!
Well, I'm working at the moment...
MOM goes to SWITCH the PC off!
Hold on there - I'm almost done with an update...I'm not losing another!
MOM wants to fight!
If this is reality, why she say that? Not something Mom says, really...
NARRATOR knows that...but this is the NEAREST he HAS to a FIGHT so he will CALL it ONE!
BUT I CAN'T WIN! Who is going to fight their Mom, seriously...
NARRATOR notes you haven't LOST in 5 BATTLES!
I'd like to stay unbeaten on my own network if no-one minds...
NARRATOR minds!
Have it your way then...
MOM sent out MOM!
Well - I'm the only one I have if this is reality...go me..
MATT sent out MATT!
MOM used LOOM!
Hey...It isn't time to switch off yet...Me, use Appeal!
MATT used APPEAL!
MOM hasn't SAID what she was GOING to DO in this BATTLE!
Nothing to appeal against!
But she's already at the plug...*sigh*...
MOM used NAG!
Not NAG!
MOM nagged on and on and on...
Blah blah blah...
It's super effective!
Me, use PLEEEEASE!
MATT used PLEEEEASE!
MOM has heard that ENOUGH times!
True...
MOM said, "I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
That isn't possible....no, wait....you're right...and this isn't Star Wars...
It's super effective!
How?
MATT is confused!
NO I'm NOT confused - I know why that worked, honest...
MATT uses INNOCENT SMILE!
NARRATOR looks DOUBTFUL...but believes HIM!
Now, me, continue work!
MATT used CONTINUE!
MATT continued updating!
I can be finished in 30 minutes...
It's not very effective...
Why not?
MOM already said ENOUGH was ENOUGH!
Fine..
MOM used BEDTIME!
It's only 2am though...
It's super efective!
MATT went to BED!
MATT fell ASLEEP!
Zzzz...
MOM used SWITCHOFF!
It's super effective!
PC was SWITCHED OFF!
Zzzz...
MOM used DISABLE!
MOM disabled use of PC by taking KEYBOARD and MOUSE!
Zzzz...
MOM hid THEM and went to BED!
NARRATOR skips several HOURS!
MORNING arrives!
Zzzz...*cough*
MATT woke up!
Now I continue..
PC is DISABLED!
What?!
UPDATE was LOST!
Great...now you don't get to be in another battle for ages yet...
MOM appeared!
Hi mom - again.
MOM notices the PC is ON!
Yeah - but no way to work.
MOM decided you can stay OFF for a WHILE!
Why now?! I have a site to keep up!
MOM used SCHOOL!
It's super effective!
Fine, I'll get ready...
Critical hit!
I said I'd get ready..
It's super effec...
STOP!
...
This is still going, right? Me, use appeal!
APPEAL failed!
What happened to saying I used it?
NARRATOR...er...uh...
You made a mistake. Ha.
NARRATOR doesn't like MATT now!
NARRATOR allied with MOM!
Wonderful..I'm so going to win now...
Not if NARRATOR can help it!
MATT fainted!
MOM and NARRATOR won!
(Mom ALWAYS wins...And I lose an update...Why me...*sigh*)
 
 
 

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