Battle #5: O Monotonous One  May 22, 2000
Setting: Reality 80% / Not Reality 20%
Player: Meg (Charity) [3-0-0] Win vs. SWAT Team (Battle #1C)
 

MEG appeared!
That's Charity to you..
MEG thinks she is supposed to be another CHARACTER!
I'm Charity though...I even have the aqua text...
CHARITY is a MEWTWO!
MEG may play CHARITY's character, but this is 80% REAL!
So...what are you doing here...?
It's also 20% NOT REAL!
So why can't I be Charity?
NARRATOR won't continue this argument..
Okay, why am I here then..?
NARRATOR doesn't KNOW!
Uh...I'll teach you why?
Umm...NARRATOR is DUMB =)_!
I guess that's a yes...Poké Ball go!
MEG threw POKÉBALL at NARRATOR!
I can narrate? Nice..^^
NARRATOR wonders why you just did that!
If I'm teaching you things, I may as well be training you as well, and besides, you like to obey me whether you are caught or not - just making that definite, ehehe ^_^;;
NARRATOR says okay..! NARRATOR was caught!
Would you like to give a nickname to NARRATOR?
NARRATOR: ??! Don't do that..
Uh..
NARRATOR was renamed to UH!
No, wait! I didn't mean THAT!
NARRATOR: ...
Hehehe...
Flash...
UH is ANNOYED! Hehe..
It may be the Narrator, but that wasn't nice..
FLASHFIRE doesn't CARE!
UH does!
He's used to the name already...
Flash, you aren't here yet o.o
FLASHFIRE appeared!
Now I am...And Uh, you can stay Uh...I'm flareon and it's your fault...
UH says UH?!
Heh..
UH is ANNOYED!
I just said you was...
UH notes you aren't the NARRATOR!
Uh: ...
Hehe...
UH has to put up with YOU!
So what do I put up with...bad jokes and being flareon...not my idea of fun...is it? o_O - And that applies to Charity too...
UH did it to be FUNNY!
Uh...What do you think I did this for? Same reason. Hehe ^^
UH wants to be NARRATOR again!
Yeah Flash...He may have rotten jokes but he is the Narrator...
UH doesn't have ROTTEN JOKES!
Sure...His jokes are 2/3 of a pun...
UH: Uh?
P. U. :P
UH is MEGA-UBER-ANNOYED!
Do I care? Nope...I should fire you...
FLASH fires the UH!
UH: What??!
...OUT of a CANNON!
UH: -_- - NOT FUNNY!
UH heads towards a TREE!
Not the TREE!
Yes, the TREE!
TREE moves out of the WAY!
Uh..
UH hits DAMIAN instead!
Who?
O Monotonous One...Damian o_O
Oh, ok...
DAMIAN wants to fight!
And UH is narrating?
YES!
Ok, I'll watch...
FLASHFIRE sits in AUDIENCE!
UH was renamed to NARRATOR!
...
Go...uh...
MEG sent out UH!
UH was previous name of NARRATOR!
NARRATOR updates MEG's speech!
MEGAN sent out NARRATOR!
I think he likes you Megan...:P
Ahem...*coughs*...Flash, quiet...
Fine...
You haven't lost, have you Narrator?
NARRATOR says No!
Be a pity if he did...
Flash...
MEG gives FLASH the EEVHAL OMEN LOOK!
*gulp*..Uh..Ok...eheheh ^_^...I'll be quiet...
DAMIAN sent out DAMIAN!
Narrator, use Annoy!
DAMIAN used PHYSICS!
NARRATOR and MEGAN fell asleep!
FLASHFIRE stayed awake!
Hey...I may listen to Physics lectures but it doesn't mean I want to...
zzz...
ZZZ...!
(DAMIAN used MONOTONOUS VOICE!)
(FLASHFIRE was FORCED to listen to DAMIAN's FAMOUS MICROSOFT SPEECH!)
NOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! So THAT's why that narrator kept me awake...
(FLASHFIRE's BOREDOM greatly rose!)
I'm not even supposed to be here...
(DAMIAN used KICK!)
(DAMIAN kicked MATT's BAG!)
HEY...That's my BAG! *sigh*...he does that too often...
BAG flew into MEG and NARRATOR!
They woke up!
z...Awake...Now, Narrator, use Annoy!
NARRATOR used ANNOY!
It didn't affect DAMIAN...
Annoy attacks don't work on him...
Why?
DAMIAN used MEGA-UBER-ANNOY!
MEG is seeing RED!
NARRATOR is unaffected!
FLASHFIRE is unaffected...
Because his level of annoyance is bigger then yours...but not bigger then mine, and definitely not bigger then the Narrator's...
...
MEG is ANNOYED!
Oh no...I just remembered which other character Meg is...
What? MEG is evolving!
Uh...And not you, Narrator...just generally saying Uh...
NARRATOR is NOT UH anymore...
MEG evolved into NEKO!
I was afraid of that O_O - AAH! NEKO! RUNAWAY!!
FLASHFIRE ran behind a TREE!
NEKO isn't HAPPY!
NEKO is ANNOYED!
NEKO punched HOLE in WALL!
DAMIAN is INTIMIDATED!
Neko..?
What...-_-
*double-takes* Uh..nothing ^_^;;
Don't bother me then ><
NEKO is now not TALKING!
That's fine by me ^_^;
DAMIAN used CHEESE!
DAMIAN's HP increased!
NEKO used RAGE!
NEKO's ANGER maxed out!
That's...amazingly bad...
DAMIAN looks WORRIED...
- _- - Omae O Korosu, Damian...Baka Narrator, I'll use...Kamikaze...
NEKO used KAMIKAZE!
This is not looking good...
NEKO collided with TREE!
Forces collide!
I'm next to the tree...it hasn't done anything to make forces collide...
NEKO is doing ENOUGH for BOTH!
EXPLOSION appeared!
EXPLOSION exploded!
I'm too near the tree to be safe from an explosion...NOO!
TREE fainted!
Ow...
DAMIAN fainted!
NEKO fainted!
Well, there goes the battle...
NARRATOR fainted!
I'm okay! ^_^- though I was nearest apart from Tree and Neko...
(FLASHFIRE is in critical condition! and NARRATOR didn't want to FAINT...-_-)
Ah...Must be the fact I'm the webmaster I guess...
NARRATOR didn't WIN for the FIRST TIME! Ha!
And now he's going to blame me...What did I do, apart from make him draw...Why did I have to do that - He's going to plan something evil to do to me now >< - And Meg for fainting him? Probably...
(NARRATOR says for you to STOP guessing what he's going to DO!)
FLASHFIRE waps himself in the FOREHEAD!
Hold on...I can guess what is happening now...
(FLASHFIRE fainted!)
(BATTLE was a DRAW!)
(How did you say that? You're fainted...)
(SO are YOU!)
(Oh yeah...x_x)
 
 
 
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