Battle #47: Wreaking Vengeance - October 13th, 2002
Setting: Flame Version: The
Second Coming
Player: Flashfire
[16-13-2] Last battle: Win vs. Warden
LAST
TIME IN FLAME VERSION:
DEB: matt you wrecked my car, that
means i shall have to wreak vengeance
MATT: Hey, I'm just writing the
battle. o.o;;
DEB: ok then i shall extract my vengeful wrath upon
flashfire then
Uh.. that'll have to wait until next week, I'm
being beaten up by a ticket.
DEB: oh ok
~stuff chopped
out~
DEB: and now, i come for you
Bring it on.
-- To be Continued.
I hate those 'to be continued' things.
DEB: can't i just kill him now? :(
-- No, You May Not.
CURRENTLY
:
... what about now?
-- No, You Will Wait Until Next Week, Damnit!
FLASHFIRE:
All week... ALL WEEK, she's been asking...
oh it is next week now
-- ... Finally.
-- Weird Dash-Preceded Voice Has Left. --
and now
i come for you
FLASHFIRE: Bring it on.
hey, i said that last week :(
FLASHFIRE: AND I'M STILL WAITING!
fine then :/ i don't mind killing you quick
FLASHFIRE died!
FLASHFIRE: ...
hey :<
NARRATOR is saving DEB a BATTLE!
i didn't bawl at that other guy to have it done
for me now :/ resurrection please
FLASHFIRE lived!
FLASHFIRE: ... woah.. for a second there I was dead...
religious moment, i guess
FLASHFIRE: Actually, what was there was--
ERROR: AN ACT OF GOD HAS SEVERED FLASHFIRE'S ABILITY TO SPEAK FOR THE
NEXT FEW LINES.
...
...
...
...
...
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
FLASHFIRE: ... and that was it.
wow, that is so moving
FLASHFIRE: Wait... it was censored, you didn't hear any of it!
but fett-sama did the voiceover <3<3
FLASHFIRE: ...
MATT: ...how about you just start the battle
already.
Setting: Battle
i wonder if all flame battles are
going to take forever to start
FLASHFIRE: Probably.
anyway, go raichuplush
FLASHFIRE: Do I actually have any pokemon now?
NO!
FLASHFIRE sent out FLASHFIRE!
DEB sent out RAICHUPLUSH!
FLASHFIRE: Why couldn't we have a normal KILLABLE narrator?
MATT: Extra challenge value. ^^
FLASHFIRE: Of course.
raichuplush, use tongue
RAICHUPLUSH used TONGUE!
RAICHUPLUSH is STICKING its TONGUE OUT at FLASHFIRE!
FLASHFIRE: But they do that anyway?
would it have been humorous if he jumped on
you and started eating your hair? :<
FLASHFIRE: .. yes?
RAICHUPLUSH used HAIR EAT!
FLASHFIRE is now DEVOID of HAIR!
FLASHFIRE: which is... completely useless, since I've only got FUR.
shoot :(
FLASHFIRE: My go. Use NAIL-TO-WALL!
please don't :(:(
NARRATOR: HE's said the ATTACK, what CAN I do?
uh.. you could just.. not do it?
NARRATOR: ... brilliant.
FLASHFIRE: HEY! You can't just refuse to let me do an attack!
NARRATOR: WATCH ME.
FLASHFIRE is loafing around!
heehee :))
FLASHFIRE: Oh, blaaaaaah.
raichuplush use the bathroom
RAICHUPLUSH used THE BATHROOM!
FLASHFIRE: And thus left the arena?
NARRATOR: Nope. You just can't attack it while it's on the throne.
FLASHFIRE: This is cheap!
Buy a RAICHU PLUSH! CHEAP! For the LOW LOW price of $actually-I-don't-know
didn't we do an ad last battle?
MATT: I have commission to collect. If I put an
ad in six hundred battles, I could be eligible for ONE CENT. Do you see
the opportunities here?!
no, i don't
FLASHFIRE: Me neither.
MATT: Well... hmph. We'll see how YOU like it
when I'm ONE CENT better off then you! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!--
*matt stop laughing now plz*
MATT: ... ok.
FLASHFIRE: Deb can cue?
i guess so :o
RAICHUPLUSH returned!
Deb, it is your attack!
why thank you
raichuplush, use win
FLASHFIRE: Hah. Win never works in this place. n_n
NARRATOR: Check the time left before the update.
MATT: 80 minutes. Best start colouring now.
FLASHFIRE: Hey... wait a second...
but matt only colours after the battle, doesn't
he?
FLASHFIRE: No. No no no you have plenty of time if you do this I'm going
to come over there and kill y-
RAICHUPLUSH used WIN!
FLASHFIRE: -ou so dead you won't want to see the end coming for you
or maybe it's coming for me instead-
RAICHUPLUSH WON!
yay
DEB, however, DIDN'T!
nooo :(
FLASHFIRE: .. and I'm still alive!
*anticlimax now*
FLASHFIRE: deb, you cued again.
i know :)
ANTICLIAX OCCURRED!
FLASHFIRE was SQUISHED by a FORTY TON LEXUS BUMPER!
FLASHFIRE: Ow.
can we continue this next week?
-- To be C-.. Actually, Screw That.
-- To be Not Continued.
can he do that?
FLASHFIRE: He just did?
shut up and be flat and dead, car wrecker >:E
MATT: Well, next week, we'll just have to... set
THE HEAVY ARTILLERY on you.
why? :(:(
MATT: I have no idea, but it makes for a continuous
plot, ne?
lame :<
MATT: Now, it's time to get some comments.
DEB was TIED to a RAILWAY TRACK and a LOCOMOTIVE WAS SET TO RUN HER
OVER!
hoi!
MATT: Ok, I'll say this once.
Give me comments or we don't stop the locomotive.
this is not in my contract :(:(:( untie me now
MATT: So, audience? Deb's fate is up to YOU.
BIG HAND WITH POINTING FINGER PICTURE was INSERTED into END OF BATTLE!
i see no picture
FLASHFIRE: That's because he's too lazy to go FIND ONE.
MATT: Die.
FLASHFIRE: I did that already.
MATT: oh, ok then. Die... again?
FLASHFIRE died again!
bye people :(
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